The Husky and His White Cat Shizun
Chapter 27 Let me cook a bowl of noodles for you
Chu WanNing was completely dizzy.
I also blamed myself for being too obsessed, and being unguarded at the peak of death and life, I didn't even notice that someone was approaching me.
what happened?Where is the child from?Ah, it seems to be that Mo... What is Mo?Ink burn?Ink boil?Ink... fish?
He tidied up his expression and skillfully controlled his demeanor into the state of "don't get close to strangers". The surprise and panic in the phoenix eyes were quickly cleaned up by him, showing his usual sharpness and meanness.
"you--"
Just as he was about to reprimand him habitually, his hand was suddenly grabbed.
Chu WanNing was stunned.
He is so old, no one has ever dared to grab his wrist casually.For a while, he froze in place with a dark face, not knowing how to deal with it.
Pull it out and slap backhand?
... I feel that with the word "indecent", I am no different from a woman.
Then pull it out without slapping?
...Does it seem like he is too easy to talk to?
Chu Wanning hesitated for a long time and did not move, but the boy smiled and said: "What is this on your hand? It looks good, can you teach me how to do this? They have all introduced themselves, and you haven't spoken yet. Which elder are you? Hey, did you get a headache when you bumped into it just now?"
With so many questions in one brain, Chu Wanning felt that his head didn't hurt just now, but now it hurts.
My brain is about to burst...
As soon as he was irritable, the golden light in his hand floated slightly, and seeing that Tianwen was about to answer the call, the other elders were all moved in horror—is Chu Wanning crazy?This Mr. Mo dares to smoke?
The hand was suddenly held by Mo Ran.
Now both hands fell into the young man's hands, Mo Ran didn't realize the danger, pulled him, stood in front of him, raised his face, and said with a smile: "My name is Mo Ran, who is here?" I don't even know each other, but just by looking at your face, I like you the most. Otherwise, I will worship you as my teacher?"
This result was unexpected, the people around were even more frightened, and the faces of several elders looked chapped.
Elder Xuanji: "Huh?"
Elder Pojun: "Wow!"
Elder Qisha: "Oh?"
Precept Elder: "Uh..."
Elder Tanlang: "Oh, ridiculous."
Elder Lu Cun is the most motherly, with curly hair and peachy eyes: "Oh, this young man is so courageous, he is truly a hero, he even dares to touch Elder Yuheng's ass."
"...I beg you, can you stop being so disgusting?" Seven Kills said in disgust.
Lu Cun rolled his eyes gracefully, and hummed: "Well, let's put it another way, it's a real hero who dares to touch Elder Yuheng's buttocks."
Seven kills: "..." Just kill him.
Among all the elders, the most popular is the gentle and jade-like Elder Xuanji. His spells are easy to learn, and he is a modest gentleman. Most of the disciples of Death and Life Peak worship under him.
Chu Wanning originally thought that Mo Ran should be no exception. Even if it wasn't Xuanji, it should be a bright and active Pojun. Anyway, no one's turn will be his turn.
But Mo Ran stood so close in front of him, with a kind of intimacy and love that was unfamiliar to him on his face, he was like a clown who was suddenly selected, and he was in a hurry for no reason.
Chu Wanning only knows how to deal with "awe", "fear" and "disgust". As for "like", it is too difficult.
He didn't even think about it, and immediately rejected Mo Ran.
The young man froze in place, under the slender eyelashes, there was a sense of loneliness and unwillingness in his eyes.He lowered his head, thought for a long time, and suddenly whispered unreasonably: "Anyway, it's you."
Chu Wanning: "..."
The Venerable Master looked interestingly at the side, and couldn't help smiling at this moment and asked, "Ah Ran, do you know who he is?"
"He didn't tell me, how do I know who he is."
"Haha, since you don't know who he is, why do you want him?"
Mo Ran still grabbed Chu Wanning's hand, turned his head, and said to the Lord with a smile: "Because he looks the most gentle, it's best to talk."
In the dark, Chu Wanning suddenly opened his eyes, dizzy for a while.
... What a ghost.
He didn't know what happened to Mo Ran's eyes at that time, but he actually felt that he was gentle.Don't talk about him, the whole peak of life and death knew about it at the time, and they all gave affectionate greetings to Mr. Mo Ran with the eyes of "look at this silly boy".
Chu Wanning raised his hand and helped the faintly beating forehead.
Shoulder pain, confusion, hunger, dizziness.
This sleep seems to be no sleep.
He lay in a big font on the bed for a while, sat up, and was about to light a stick of incense to calm down, when suddenly there was another knock on the door.
The ink is still burning outside.
Chu Wanning: "..."
He didn't agree, didn't say get out or get out.
But this time, the door opened by itself.
Chu Wanning raised his head gloomyly.However, the match that was already lit in the hand hovered in the air, but it didn't touch the incense, and it went out after a while.
Chu nightning said: "Get out."
The ink burned and rolled in.
He held a steaming bowl of noodles in his hand, just out of the pan.
This time it was simpler, there were not so many kinds of noodles, the mellow noodle soup was sprinkled with green onion and white sesame seeds, short ribs, green vegetables, and a slightly browned poached egg.
Chu Wanning was very hungry, but he still had no expression on his face. He glanced at Mo Ran, turned his face away, and didn't speak.
Mo Ran put the noodles on the table and said softly: "I asked the chef in the shop to make another bowl."
Chu Wanning lowered his eyes.
Sure enough, it will not be Mo Ran himself.
"Eat some." Mo Ran said, "This bowl is not spicy, no beef, and no bean sprouts."
After finishing speaking, he withdrew and closed the door for Chu Wanning by the way.
He apologized to Chu Wanning for his injury.
But it can only do this step.
In the room, Chu WanNing leaned against the window, wondering what he was thinking.He crossed his arms and stared at the bowl of pork rib noodles from a distance, until the heat of the noodles dissipated, until finally it became cold and there was no heat.
He finally walked over to sit down, picked up the chopsticks, picked up the cold or even boiled pasta, and started eating slowly.
The case of evil spirits in the Chen residence has been closed.
The next day, they picked up the black horse they were taking care of from the posthouse, and returned to the sect along the way they came.
In the streets and alleys, tea stalls and restaurants, people in Caidie Town were all talking about the affairs of Mr. Chen's family.
Such a scandal broke out in this small town, enough for the townspeople to talk about it for a whole year.
"I didn't expect Mr. Chen to marry Miss Luo long ago behind closed doors. Hey, Miss Luo is so pitiful."
"Let me tell you, if the Chen family didn't get rich, they wouldn't be able to do this kind of thing. Sure enough, men just can't be rich. Once they have money, they can flood the whole city with bad water."
Some men were not happy, and said: "Mr. Chen didn't take the water. It's all his parents' fault. Mr. Chen is a son of a bitch, and the children born to his grandchildren will have no assholes in the future."
Another person said: "The dead are pitiful, what about the living? You look at Chen Yaoshi, Yao Qianjin, I am the most wronged when I look at her. That black-hearted old mother of the Chen family cheated the big girl. , tell me, what should she do now?"
"Get married again."
The man rolled his eyes and sneered, "Marry again? Are you here to marry?"
The mud-legged man who was being ridiculed grinned, gritted his teeth and smiled: "If the woman in my nest agrees, I will marry. Miss Yao looks so beautiful, I don't think she is too widowed."
"Hey, toad wants to eat swan meat."
Mo Ran sat on the horseback, with his ears upright, listening to the left and looking right.If Chu Wanning hadn't closed his eyes, frowned, and wrote the words "extremely noisy" on his forehead, Mo Ran might have wanted to go over and have a party with the villagers.
Walking side by side, they finally left the main city and came to the suburbs.
The teacher suddenly snorted and pointed to the distance: "Master, look there."
In front of the destroyed ghost master's earth temple, surrounded by a large group of farmers in brown clothes and short jackets, they were busy moving bricks and stones. It seemed that they planned to repair the damaged earth temple and reshape the golden body for the ghost master of ceremonies.
The teacher said worriedly: "Master, the ghost master of ceremonies before is gone, and they created a new one. Will this one become a fairy again and do evil?"
Chu WanNing: "I don't know."
"How about we go and persuade them?"
Chu Wanning: "Caidie Town's dark marriage customs have gone through several generations, how can you and I be able to persuade you in a few words? Let's go."
As he spoke, he rode lightly on his hooves and left in the dust.
It was evening when we returned to the peak of death and life.
Chu Wanning said to the two apprentices in front of the mountain gate: "You go to the Danxin Hall to report the process, and I will go to the Discipline Court."
The ink burned incomprehensibly: "What are you doing in the precept court?"
The teacher is worried: "..."
Chu Wanning has no expression: "Receive the punishment."
Although the emperor committed the same crime as the common people, which emperor would be imprisoned for killing someone?The same goes for the world of self-cultivation.
An elder breaks the precepts and commits the same crime as his disciples—in most sects, it is just empty talk.
In fact, if the elder broke the precepts, it would be nice to write a letter of guilt. Which fool would really be punished obediently, and would be punished with willow vines or dozens of sticks?
So after listening to Chu Wanning's self-expression, the precept elder's face turned green.
"No, Elder Yuheng, did you really...really hit the client?"
Chu Wanning said lightly: "Well."
"You are too..."
Chu Wanning raised his eyelids and glanced at him gloomyly, and the elder discipline shut up.
"This precept, according to the law, is two hundred sticks, punished to kneel in the Hall of Yama for seven days, and banned for three months." Chu Wanning said, "I have no excuse, and I voluntarily accept the punishment."
Precept Elder: "..."
He looked left and right, hooked his fingers, and the door of the Discipline Court closed with a slam, and the surroundings were suddenly silent, only the two of them stood facing each other.
Chu Wanning: "What do you mean?"
"Well, Elder Yuheng, it's not like you don't know that things like precepts, no matter how much they control them, shouldn't be in control of you. The door is closed on this matter. Let’s forget it. If I hit you, the lord will know, why don’t you rush me?”
Chu Wanning was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and simply said: "I restrain others according to the law, and I should restrain myself according to the law."
As he spoke, he knelt down in front of the hall and faced the commandment plaque.
"You punish."
The author has something to say about how the new title was born.
Me: I want to change the name to "The Erha and His Master Satsuma".
Friend: ...Satsuma?Isn't Satsuma a smiling angel?Master is a smiling angel?does he smile
Me: ...that seems to make sense.
Friend: Cat.
So it became "The Erha and His White Cat Shizun". When I typed these words, my mind kept looping oh oh oh, Black Cat Sheriff, oh oh oh, Black Cat Sheriff~==
In the future, we can open a small animal anthropomorphic theater~
Shizun the big white cat, Shi Mei the fox dog, Mo Ran the husky, Xue Meng the little peacock~
I also blamed myself for being too obsessed, and being unguarded at the peak of death and life, I didn't even notice that someone was approaching me.
what happened?Where is the child from?Ah, it seems to be that Mo... What is Mo?Ink burn?Ink boil?Ink... fish?
He tidied up his expression and skillfully controlled his demeanor into the state of "don't get close to strangers". The surprise and panic in the phoenix eyes were quickly cleaned up by him, showing his usual sharpness and meanness.
"you--"
Just as he was about to reprimand him habitually, his hand was suddenly grabbed.
Chu WanNing was stunned.
He is so old, no one has ever dared to grab his wrist casually.For a while, he froze in place with a dark face, not knowing how to deal with it.
Pull it out and slap backhand?
... I feel that with the word "indecent", I am no different from a woman.
Then pull it out without slapping?
...Does it seem like he is too easy to talk to?
Chu Wanning hesitated for a long time and did not move, but the boy smiled and said: "What is this on your hand? It looks good, can you teach me how to do this? They have all introduced themselves, and you haven't spoken yet. Which elder are you? Hey, did you get a headache when you bumped into it just now?"
With so many questions in one brain, Chu Wanning felt that his head didn't hurt just now, but now it hurts.
My brain is about to burst...
As soon as he was irritable, the golden light in his hand floated slightly, and seeing that Tianwen was about to answer the call, the other elders were all moved in horror—is Chu Wanning crazy?This Mr. Mo dares to smoke?
The hand was suddenly held by Mo Ran.
Now both hands fell into the young man's hands, Mo Ran didn't realize the danger, pulled him, stood in front of him, raised his face, and said with a smile: "My name is Mo Ran, who is here?" I don't even know each other, but just by looking at your face, I like you the most. Otherwise, I will worship you as my teacher?"
This result was unexpected, the people around were even more frightened, and the faces of several elders looked chapped.
Elder Xuanji: "Huh?"
Elder Pojun: "Wow!"
Elder Qisha: "Oh?"
Precept Elder: "Uh..."
Elder Tanlang: "Oh, ridiculous."
Elder Lu Cun is the most motherly, with curly hair and peachy eyes: "Oh, this young man is so courageous, he is truly a hero, he even dares to touch Elder Yuheng's ass."
"...I beg you, can you stop being so disgusting?" Seven Kills said in disgust.
Lu Cun rolled his eyes gracefully, and hummed: "Well, let's put it another way, it's a real hero who dares to touch Elder Yuheng's buttocks."
Seven kills: "..." Just kill him.
Among all the elders, the most popular is the gentle and jade-like Elder Xuanji. His spells are easy to learn, and he is a modest gentleman. Most of the disciples of Death and Life Peak worship under him.
Chu Wanning originally thought that Mo Ran should be no exception. Even if it wasn't Xuanji, it should be a bright and active Pojun. Anyway, no one's turn will be his turn.
But Mo Ran stood so close in front of him, with a kind of intimacy and love that was unfamiliar to him on his face, he was like a clown who was suddenly selected, and he was in a hurry for no reason.
Chu Wanning only knows how to deal with "awe", "fear" and "disgust". As for "like", it is too difficult.
He didn't even think about it, and immediately rejected Mo Ran.
The young man froze in place, under the slender eyelashes, there was a sense of loneliness and unwillingness in his eyes.He lowered his head, thought for a long time, and suddenly whispered unreasonably: "Anyway, it's you."
Chu Wanning: "..."
The Venerable Master looked interestingly at the side, and couldn't help smiling at this moment and asked, "Ah Ran, do you know who he is?"
"He didn't tell me, how do I know who he is."
"Haha, since you don't know who he is, why do you want him?"
Mo Ran still grabbed Chu Wanning's hand, turned his head, and said to the Lord with a smile: "Because he looks the most gentle, it's best to talk."
In the dark, Chu Wanning suddenly opened his eyes, dizzy for a while.
... What a ghost.
He didn't know what happened to Mo Ran's eyes at that time, but he actually felt that he was gentle.Don't talk about him, the whole peak of life and death knew about it at the time, and they all gave affectionate greetings to Mr. Mo Ran with the eyes of "look at this silly boy".
Chu Wanning raised his hand and helped the faintly beating forehead.
Shoulder pain, confusion, hunger, dizziness.
This sleep seems to be no sleep.
He lay in a big font on the bed for a while, sat up, and was about to light a stick of incense to calm down, when suddenly there was another knock on the door.
The ink is still burning outside.
Chu Wanning: "..."
He didn't agree, didn't say get out or get out.
But this time, the door opened by itself.
Chu Wanning raised his head gloomyly.However, the match that was already lit in the hand hovered in the air, but it didn't touch the incense, and it went out after a while.
Chu nightning said: "Get out."
The ink burned and rolled in.
He held a steaming bowl of noodles in his hand, just out of the pan.
This time it was simpler, there were not so many kinds of noodles, the mellow noodle soup was sprinkled with green onion and white sesame seeds, short ribs, green vegetables, and a slightly browned poached egg.
Chu Wanning was very hungry, but he still had no expression on his face. He glanced at Mo Ran, turned his face away, and didn't speak.
Mo Ran put the noodles on the table and said softly: "I asked the chef in the shop to make another bowl."
Chu Wanning lowered his eyes.
Sure enough, it will not be Mo Ran himself.
"Eat some." Mo Ran said, "This bowl is not spicy, no beef, and no bean sprouts."
After finishing speaking, he withdrew and closed the door for Chu Wanning by the way.
He apologized to Chu Wanning for his injury.
But it can only do this step.
In the room, Chu WanNing leaned against the window, wondering what he was thinking.He crossed his arms and stared at the bowl of pork rib noodles from a distance, until the heat of the noodles dissipated, until finally it became cold and there was no heat.
He finally walked over to sit down, picked up the chopsticks, picked up the cold or even boiled pasta, and started eating slowly.
The case of evil spirits in the Chen residence has been closed.
The next day, they picked up the black horse they were taking care of from the posthouse, and returned to the sect along the way they came.
In the streets and alleys, tea stalls and restaurants, people in Caidie Town were all talking about the affairs of Mr. Chen's family.
Such a scandal broke out in this small town, enough for the townspeople to talk about it for a whole year.
"I didn't expect Mr. Chen to marry Miss Luo long ago behind closed doors. Hey, Miss Luo is so pitiful."
"Let me tell you, if the Chen family didn't get rich, they wouldn't be able to do this kind of thing. Sure enough, men just can't be rich. Once they have money, they can flood the whole city with bad water."
Some men were not happy, and said: "Mr. Chen didn't take the water. It's all his parents' fault. Mr. Chen is a son of a bitch, and the children born to his grandchildren will have no assholes in the future."
Another person said: "The dead are pitiful, what about the living? You look at Chen Yaoshi, Yao Qianjin, I am the most wronged when I look at her. That black-hearted old mother of the Chen family cheated the big girl. , tell me, what should she do now?"
"Get married again."
The man rolled his eyes and sneered, "Marry again? Are you here to marry?"
The mud-legged man who was being ridiculed grinned, gritted his teeth and smiled: "If the woman in my nest agrees, I will marry. Miss Yao looks so beautiful, I don't think she is too widowed."
"Hey, toad wants to eat swan meat."
Mo Ran sat on the horseback, with his ears upright, listening to the left and looking right.If Chu Wanning hadn't closed his eyes, frowned, and wrote the words "extremely noisy" on his forehead, Mo Ran might have wanted to go over and have a party with the villagers.
Walking side by side, they finally left the main city and came to the suburbs.
The teacher suddenly snorted and pointed to the distance: "Master, look there."
In front of the destroyed ghost master's earth temple, surrounded by a large group of farmers in brown clothes and short jackets, they were busy moving bricks and stones. It seemed that they planned to repair the damaged earth temple and reshape the golden body for the ghost master of ceremonies.
The teacher said worriedly: "Master, the ghost master of ceremonies before is gone, and they created a new one. Will this one become a fairy again and do evil?"
Chu WanNing: "I don't know."
"How about we go and persuade them?"
Chu Wanning: "Caidie Town's dark marriage customs have gone through several generations, how can you and I be able to persuade you in a few words? Let's go."
As he spoke, he rode lightly on his hooves and left in the dust.
It was evening when we returned to the peak of death and life.
Chu Wanning said to the two apprentices in front of the mountain gate: "You go to the Danxin Hall to report the process, and I will go to the Discipline Court."
The ink burned incomprehensibly: "What are you doing in the precept court?"
The teacher is worried: "..."
Chu Wanning has no expression: "Receive the punishment."
Although the emperor committed the same crime as the common people, which emperor would be imprisoned for killing someone?The same goes for the world of self-cultivation.
An elder breaks the precepts and commits the same crime as his disciples—in most sects, it is just empty talk.
In fact, if the elder broke the precepts, it would be nice to write a letter of guilt. Which fool would really be punished obediently, and would be punished with willow vines or dozens of sticks?
So after listening to Chu Wanning's self-expression, the precept elder's face turned green.
"No, Elder Yuheng, did you really...really hit the client?"
Chu Wanning said lightly: "Well."
"You are too..."
Chu Wanning raised his eyelids and glanced at him gloomyly, and the elder discipline shut up.
"This precept, according to the law, is two hundred sticks, punished to kneel in the Hall of Yama for seven days, and banned for three months." Chu Wanning said, "I have no excuse, and I voluntarily accept the punishment."
Precept Elder: "..."
He looked left and right, hooked his fingers, and the door of the Discipline Court closed with a slam, and the surroundings were suddenly silent, only the two of them stood facing each other.
Chu Wanning: "What do you mean?"
"Well, Elder Yuheng, it's not like you don't know that things like precepts, no matter how much they control them, shouldn't be in control of you. The door is closed on this matter. Let’s forget it. If I hit you, the lord will know, why don’t you rush me?”
Chu Wanning was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and simply said: "I restrain others according to the law, and I should restrain myself according to the law."
As he spoke, he knelt down in front of the hall and faced the commandment plaque.
"You punish."
The author has something to say about how the new title was born.
Me: I want to change the name to "The Erha and His Master Satsuma".
Friend: ...Satsuma?Isn't Satsuma a smiling angel?Master is a smiling angel?does he smile
Me: ...that seems to make sense.
Friend: Cat.
So it became "The Erha and His White Cat Shizun". When I typed these words, my mind kept looping oh oh oh, Black Cat Sheriff, oh oh oh, Black Cat Sheriff~==
In the future, we can open a small animal anthropomorphic theater~
Shizun the big white cat, Shi Mei the fox dog, Mo Ran the husky, Xue Meng the little peacock~
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