The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

On the day when Chu Wanning's retreat ended, an uninvited guest came to the peak of life and death.

"Tuk Tuk Tuk."

Early in the morning, the door of the Red Lotus Water Pavilion was knocked anxiously.

Mo Ran is serving Chu Wanning to change clothes. This person has just finished his practice, and he has spent ten days meditating. The whole person is a little confused. When he heard the knock on the door, he said quite coldly: "Please come in."

Mo Ran: "Poof."

"……why are you laughing?"

"Master has set up an enchantment at the door, except me and Xue Meng, who can come in?"

Chu Wanning remembered this, and raised his hand to untie the enchantment.A messenger disciple came outside in a hurry, reeking of alcohol, like a headless chicken: "Elder Yuheng, it's not good, there is a big monster at the gate of Danxin Palace!"

The two looked at each other, and immediately rushed to Danxin Hall.

From afar, Mo Ran saw a huge gourd spinning around the square, and a group of elders and disciples watched dumbfoundedly.

Mo Ran: "... big demon?"

Fat Gourd: "Gulu Gulu Gulubo."

Seeing Chu Wanning and Mo Ran coming, Xue Zhengyi's eyes lit up, and he patted his thigh: "Ah! Yuheng! It's time to wake up! There is salvation, there is salvation, come on!"

Chu Wanning is still a little confused, but he is born cold, even if he is confused, his face is still very unpredictable: "Huh?"

"Another monster that escaped from the Golden Drum Pagoda." Xue Zhengyong had a bitter face, angry and funny, "I'm staying here and not leaving - wine-colored gourd!"

Chu Wanning raised his eyes to see the big gourd running wildly all over the field. They were two tall, exuding the luster of mother-of-pearl. There was a burst of pink smoke from the mouth of the gourd, and a burst of wine. It was indeed the rumored wine-colored gourd. demon.

Chu Wanning said: "This monster does not hurt people."

"But it pours wine!"

This statement is true, the wine-colored gourd drove a group of young disciples to run all over the field, and as soon as they caught up with one, a hole would be opened immediately, and they began to spray wine into their mouths, while spraying and uttering "Gulu Gulubo!"

Chu Wanning: "..."

"I heard that it only admires people who can drink better than it." Xue Zhengyong said helplessly, "Yuheng, look..."

Chu WanNing had some headaches and helped the forehead, swept off the field, summoned Tianwen, and lay in front of the wine gourd.

"Don't run away," he said, "I'll drink with you."

The fat gourd was overjoyed, shaking back and forth, the cracked mouth immediately rose, and a sip of wine syrup was sprayed towards Chu Wanning Qingjun's face like a small arrow. Unexpectedly, Chu Wanning dodged and dodged the mouthful of wine calmly , everyone saw the golden light shining, and the fat gourd was tightly strangled by Tian Wen.

"Another way to drink, do you have a cup?"

"Gulubo!" A small gourd scoop spit out from the opening of the fat gourd, and it was filled with wine, "Boom!"

Chu Wanning sat on the ground under the gaze of everyone, and drank with the wine-colored gourd.

"Gulu Bobo Bobo!"

"That's right, let's have another one."

"Boom!"

"Is there any pear blossom white?"

"Boom boom boom!"

Xue Zhengyi said in astonishment: "Yuheng, you seem to understand what it is saying?"

"Yeah." Chu Wanning said, "This kind of monster can always understand a little bit."

Wine-colored gourd: "Bobobo!"

Mo Ran smiled and said: "Master, what did he say this time?"

Chu Wanning: "I'm chatting with me, saying that it hasn't been exposed to the sun for a long time."

The wine-colored gourd seemed very happy. It didn't know why, and apparently understood Chu Wanning's words, so it approached intimately and poured him a large gourd of wine.

"This time it's pear blossom white?"

"Boom!"

"I don't love my daughter Hong."

"Bo..." The wine-colored gourd poured out the wine with a splash, and replaced it with another one.

Everyone was stunned, all speechless.

Seeing the man and the demon drinking from morning to noon, the man was not drunk and the demon was happy, everyone was dumbfounded, and more and more people gathered at the gate of Danxin Hall.

Xue Meng and Shi Mei also came.

When Mo Ran saw Shi Mo, he remembered the previous misunderstanding and felt guilty, so he wanted to take the initiative to apologize to him. Unexpectedly, Shi Mo caught a glimpse of him and turned away.

Xue Meng saw the doorway, and then poked Mo Ran with his elbow: "He seems to be still angry that you misunderstood him last time."

Mo Ran was a little worried: "What should I do then?"

"Talk to him, you are like this, I am not a human being in the middle." Xue Meng said, "Go, you have nothing to do here anyway."

Mo Ran glanced at Chu Wanning, who was fighting wine with the wine gourd, and felt that there would be no problem for a while, so he said to Xue Meng: "Then I will go to him first, don't go here, look at the master , if anything happens, let me know right away.”

It didn't take much effort to catch up with Shi Mo, and Mo Ran called him in front of Wujianping: "Shi Mo!"

"..."

"Master!"

Shi Mei stopped, turned around, and looked at him quietly: "Ah Ran looking for me?"

"No..." Mo Ran waved his hand and frowned, "I came here to tell you that what happened last time was really my fault."

"What are you talking about?"

The ink burned for a moment, and slightly opened his eyes: "What?"

The teacher's expression is still light and gentle, and the wind is blowing. He stroked the broken hair on his temples: "It's the red lotus water pavilion that you misunderstood what I want to do to the master. When you are eating together in Yuliang Village, you don't know what to do. Sit at the same table with me. Or earlier, when Master woke up, I went to deliver wine to you, and you didn't say a few words to me from the beginning to the end. Which one?"

I didn't expect that he would actually mention things so early, Mo Ran was at a loss for a while, and it took a long time before he said: "You...you were angry with me so early?"

The teacher shook his head: "It's not angry, but it will care."

"..."

"Ah Ran, ever since the teacher respected students, you have been deliberately alienating me."

The ink burned and was speechless.He is indeed deliberately alienating the teacher.The two of them used to be so close, so close that Chu Wanning could see it clearly.

It's just because I always feel that something is missing. When I was young, the layer of window paper between them was not pierced. Later, when Mo Ran understood his own mind, he didn't know how to deal with the relationship with the teacher——

He once thought about talking to the teacher, but he felt it was inappropriate.

He has never confessed to Shi Mo, and he doesn't know what kind of feelings Shi Mo has in his heart. If he ran over rashly and expressed that he wanted to separate the relationship, it would be too abrupt and too self-righteous.

So the last thing he thought was, slowly fade away.

The teacher stared at him quietly, and after a while, he said: "When you first came to the peak of death and life, I told you that I have no father or mother, and I don't have many friends. From then on, we are a family. "

"……Um."

"Then why did you change?"

Mo Ran was very sad, and suddenly he was a little confused in his heart, not knowing why he was so alienated from the teacher.

Ever since he came back from the ghost world, has the words he and Shi Mei said together exceeded a hundred sentences?

The two people who used to be inseparable are now drifting away, Mo Ran can't help hesitating, whether he has done too much.

He said, "I'm sorry."

"...There is nothing to be sorry about." Shi Mo turned his eyes away, "Forget it, that's all."

"Don't be angry. If you are angry, I... don't feel well. You have always been very good to me. "

The teacher finally smiled slightly: "I am very good to you, how is it compared to the master?"

The ink burned: "This is different."

The teacher looked at Yuanshan Qingdai and said: "I remember you told me before that I treated you well and gave you a lot of warmth. What about the master?"

The ink burned: "He gave me my life."

The teacher didn't answer for a long time, and finally sighed: "Fu Ruye."

Seeing him like this, Mo Ran felt more and more uncomfortable, and said: "There is nothing to compare, people are different, you—"

Shi Mo didn't wait for him to finish speaking, turned his face, against the wind, raised his hand and patted Mo Ran's chest: "Okay, you don't need to say it. I know what you mean, but I'm not that caressing about it." , but you misunderstood me like this before, I am really sad."

"Um……"

"Let's turn the page, don't think about it anymore."

Mo Ran's black eyes were moist, and he nodded for a long time, almost gratefully: "Okay."

The teacher is slender, leaning against the jade railing of Wujianping, he looked at the Lin Ye below, and after a while——

"Let's go back."

"What did you want to say that year?"

Almost at the same time, the ink burned for a moment: "What year?"

The teacher said: "The year the sky cracked."

It was only then that Mo Ran remembered the unspoken confession he had made in Caidie Town, and he froze for a moment.

The teacher said: "You didn't finish a sentence with me at the beginning, I don't know what you want to say, can I ask you now?"

Mo Ran just wanted to answer, and suddenly heard a loud noise from the Danxin Temple behind him.

Both his face and the teacher's face changed, and the ink burned: "It's the master!"

The teacher also had no time to chat, and said: "Go back and have a look."

The two turned back and rushed back to the direction of the main hall. When they reached the gate of Danxin Hall, they found that there was a second fat gourd on the huge square.

The ink burned and said: "What is this again?!"

Xue Zhengyong covered his face and said, "Wine-colored gourd."

"How many are there?!"

"Two, one wine, one sex. They are twins." Xue Zhengyi almost exploded his head, "The one who fights wine with Yuheng is just the younger brother, and this time it is just the elder brother."

Mo Ran's eyebrows twitched, and it took a while to react: "The wine gourd likes to fight with people, that color gourd..." He turned with a blue face, looking at the pink fat gourd that was circling around.

Xue Zhengyi said embarrassingly: "The color gourd can do all the temptations in the world, and it only obeys the orders of the most pure people."

Mo Ran turned his head and said: "Xue Meng!!"

The teacher said "Hey" and said: "Why is Xue Meng not there? Where did you go?"

Xue Zhengyi pointed to the color gourd: "...he has already accepted the trial in the gourd, and he said he wants to share Yuheng's worries."

Mo Ran breathed a sigh of relief: "That's okay, if even Xue Meng is not pure in this world, then there will be no pure people."

As soon as the voice fell, a "bang" was heard.

Xue Meng was sprayed out from the gourd mouth of the color gourd, and fell heavily in the middle of the crowd. The movement was so loud that everyone looked sideways at it, and even Chu Wanning, who was drinking with the wine gourd, turned his head back.

The teacher said in amazement: "What's wrong?"

Someone else said in surprise: "Could it be that the young master..."

"Cough, cough, cough." Xue Meng blushed, stood up from the ground staggeringly, his eyes were angry and ashamed, and shouted at the color gourd, "You——you monster, you, you, you, don't you stink Face!!"

Mo Ran looked back and forth, and Xue Meng didn't know when he had changed into a set of golden red robes. He just felt funny and curious: "What's going on?"

Xue Zhengyi just held his forehead and was speechless.

The teacher said: "I have heard of this. The color gourd is actually not lustful, but infatuated. It wants to find the cleanest and most infatuated partner in the world to marry. It is said that the person who is absorbed into the gourd, They will all be in a new house."

"……and then?"

"Then the primordial spirit of the color gourd will take on the appearance of a bride or groom, but both the bride and the groom will cover their faces, waiting for the other party to reveal them with their own hands."

The ink burned: "Is it the deity of the color gourd that you see when you uncover it?"

"Of course not. What you see will vary from person to person. If you have a sweetheart, you will see the appearance of your sweetheart. If you don't have a sweetheart, but you are lustful, it is said that you will see..." Shi Mo coughed lightly , a little embarrassed, "A stunning man or woman who doesn't have an inch of hair. Only the most pure people can see the appearance of the color gourd."

Mo Ran turned his head in disbelief and looked at Xue Meng, who was so angry that he was smoking green smoke: "What did Xue Meng see?"

He really can't believe that Xue Meng can have a sweetheart, but he never believes that Xue Meng can see any naked beauties or beautiful men in Xue Meng's eyes.

But Xue Meng was really thrown out by the color gourd, and seeing the color gourd bouncing and rolling around in place, he was overjoyed, and obviously saw Xue Meng making a good joke.

The teacher couldn't bear it, and smoothed things over for Xue Meng, saying: "It may be that the color gourd made a misjudgment..."

Before he finished speaking, Xue Meng pulled out Dragon City, pointed at the color gourd and roared: "You fucking turned into an illusion of myself to confuse me! You also let me in the illusion wear women's clothing!!! You , You dog breaks the gourd!! How dare you humiliate me!!!"

"..." Many disciples at the peak of death and life, including Mo Ran, were silent for a while, trying to endure, but they didn't hold back, and all laughed out loud.

The most narcissistic Xue Ziming, the peacock opened the screen and the narcissus took a picture, and the newlyweds transformed from the color gourd, Xue Meng lifted his hijab, and what he saw was his own face with heavy make-up——

"It's reasonable." Mo Ran tried his best not to laugh too exaggeratedly, and nodded pertinently, "Xue Meng should be very beautiful when she is a girl."

Before he finished the music, Xue Zhengyi yelled with a headache: "Yuheng, why don't you help fix the wine gourd and this sex gourd?"

The author has something to say:

The EG version of "Xue Meng's Sexual Transformation I Said Before" in the small theater, OCC has it, don't take it seriously~

Ms. Xue Mengmeng's requirements for recruiting relatives:

Male, you can't be inferior to me in force, and you can't be inferior in appearance. Since my family has the queen to inherit, I think there is a reason for me to be self-willed. I hope that the other party's monthly income is one million, and he can buy it in the second ring of the imperial capital. He can afford a courtyard house, he can contract the entire qi refining path of the Confucianism School for me, he can help me cut off Jiang Xi's dog head, and he can be filial to my parents.In addition, I hope that the other party can turn over all their salary to me after they get married. They must give me a red envelope of 99999 during the Chinese New Year holidays (forget it during the Ching Ming Festival). Cousin Mo Weiyu was jealous.

Most importantly, I hope to find an honest person that my mother likes, thank you.

After reading Miss Xue's request for marriage, the reactions of the male protagonists.

Mo Ran: Are the requirements of the heterosexual market so terrible now?Fortunately, I am a base.

Chu WanNing: Fortunately, I am gay.

Teacher Mei: Fortunately, I am a base.

Nangong Si: Why did this woman who scolded me for being sick last time appear again?

Ye Wangxi: Fortunately, I am a woman.

Mei Hanxue: Luckily... Is it still too late to get involved?