The Husky and His White Cat Shizun

Chu WanNing: "......"

Ink burning: "..."

Almost in a hurry, Chu Wanning didn't know where the strength came from, and suddenly got up, his lips trembled slightly, his face was blue and white and red, as if extremely shocked, and as if he was frightened.

The majestic elder Yuheng, unexpectedly, unexpectedly, really seemed to be frightened.

Mo Ran suddenly felt flustered and was very disturbed. He sat up and sat up while covering his chest that had been kicked so painfully, and said cautiously: "Master..."

Chu Wanning took a big step back as if his tail had been stepped on.

It's really hard work for him, a pair of phoenix eyes can be opened round.

It looks really scary...

Mo Ran smiled bitterly: "I'm sorry, I'm not...I..."

But I don't know what to say.

On the contrary, Chu Wanning's mind is full of turbulent waves and thoughts, what am I?What am I not?How can ink burn react?Do you feel wrong?But if there is no response, is it usually so hard and so big?That deserves more...

Suddenly, he thought of that damn ranking list, with four words written on it.

Nothing vulgar...

Chu Wanning's entire face was flushed, and when he saw what Mo Ran wanted to say, he raised his hand suddenly: "Stop talking, you go back."

Mo Ran only thought that he was making him unhappy, so why would he keep it anymore? He endured the pain and got up, maintaining a half-kneeling posture when he got up, and said in a low voice: "Master, I'm sorry, I'm not on purpose."

"..." Chu Wanning looked at him with a complex expression. He seemed to be thinking about a lot of things, but in fact he didn't think about anything. His mind was already stuck on the words "absolutely not a vulgar thing", and he would not turn around.

The ink burned away, and Chu Wanning stood there for a long time.

The thin hairs on his arms stood on end, and he looked a little dull and dazed.

Suddenly remembered that they went to Jinchengchi to seek swords a long time ago, and Mo Ran accidentally fell while soaking in the hot springs. At that time, he met himself by accident, but the contact time was too short at that time. Chu Wanning was not sure if he felt wrong. But just now, Mo Ran said sorry himself, it was not intentional, which also shows that just now he was really... desire... not his own illusion.

Although I know that men sometimes have lust and fire because of the scene they see in front of them, which is normal, but Chu Wanning asked himself, and he didn't think he was attractive. There are more handsome people in the world than him. , Would Mo Ran like the appearance of his hair in a hot sweat and messy bun?

...what's so interesting about this.

Confusion is confusion, but the goosebumps on the legs won't fade for a long time, even through the clothes, it looks so fresh and hideous.

In the midst of all the chaotic thoughts, an idea suddenly popped up inappropriately.

He couldn't help but think, if such a scourge was released from its cage, who would be able to withstand it...

Chu Wanning gritted her molars gloomily, but the flush on her face was hard to disappear, and the content in her phoenix eyes was blurred and messy.

It's like having a fever and being entangled in heat.

After standing outside for a long time before returning to the room, Chu Wanning took off her bun, bit the hair band between her lips and teeth, raised her hand to recombine her long hair, then tied it tightly and tied it into a ponytail.

He breathed a sigh of relief, and looked up at himself in the bronze mirror.

Her phoenix eyes are narrow, and when she doesn't smile, she always has a majestic and ruthless taste, which is not flattering.

The bridge of the nose is not too high, the curvature is gentle, and the outline is not too vivid and unflattering.

mouth……

Forget it, this mouth, like the words that come out of it, is very thin, cold in color, without warmth, and of course it is not flattering.

Who knows what kind of crazy Mo Ran is, there will be such eagerness.

Chu Wanning has always been extremely conservative and rigid about love and things, and knows very little. That kind of obscenity, obscenity, and books feel dirty even when he touches his fingertips, so he stared at the mirror for a long time, or nothing. Can't figure it out.

That's it.

Then don't think about it at all. Elder Yuheng, who has never had a love experience, said in his heart. After all, men don't necessarily have physical reactions when lust comes. Maybe this is just a coincidence.

On the second day, Xue Zhengyi and Mrs. Wang stood in front of the mountain gate early, waiting for the arrival of the other three people who attended the meeting.The first person to come was Xue Meng. He used to wear the blue silver soft armor of the peak of death and life, and he always looked sharp.

But today he was wearing an elegant and dignified gown, and his hair was simply combed, leaving only a jasper hairpin, so his demeanor was a bit different, he was graceful and luxurious, and his shoes were romantic.

Seeing his parents, he felt a little embarrassed, tugged at the corner of his sleeve, and said: "Daddy, Mommy."

Xue Zhengyi couldn't help admiring: "Meng'er is so beautiful, she was carved out of the same mold as your mother."

Mrs. Wang had a pair of beautiful eyes, probably blushing a little because of her husband's praise.

She waved to Xue Meng and said, "Come on, Meng'er, come here."

Xue Meng stood in front of her, and she looked up at him for a while, her eyes seemed to have time passing by, time wasted, after a long while, she sighed softly: "This clothes looks white to you, very good."

Xue Meng smiled: "It's not that my mother was born well."

"You will also be poor-mouthed, just like your father." Mrs. Wang said with some emotion, "It's been more than 20 years in a blink of an eye..."

Xue Meng seemed to expect what she was going to say next, and suddenly his smile froze, and he subconsciously took half a step back.

But what's the use of this half step, I still can't escape my mother's nagging.

Sure enough, Mrs. Wang pulled him the next moment, and said earnestly: "Meng'er, today we are going to the Confucianism Gate to congratulate Mr. Nangong. Take a look, you are about the same age as him, shouldn't it be time to talk about marriage?" age?"

"Aniang, I don't want to start a family yet...I don't like anyone..." Xue Meng muttered.

"Mother knows that you don't have anyone you like, so this time you go to the meeting, you should pay more attention to the girls from other families. It doesn't have to be rich and beautiful, as long as the person is good and you like it, then mother will definitely give it to you. Make a good deal of it and find someone to match you up."

Xue Meng's face turned red: "I haven't even written my horoscope yet, why did A Niang directly think of matchmaking?"

"Mother just mentioned it..."

"But I don't like anyone. Aniang, you just say that the women we have seen in the upper cultivation world are not as good-looking as me. If I marry them, will I be at a disadvantage? No, no Marry or not." Xue Meng shook his head like a rattle, suddenly had an idea, and said, "Besides, why do you only urge me? Mo Ran is one year older than me? Why don't you worry about him? And My master—”

"What kind of realm is Elder Yuheng? Are you comparing with him?" Mrs. Wang was a little amused, "Okay, I won't force you, that's what my mother said, I want you to pay attention, but if you really didn't If you did it, then forget it. Mother can still tie you up to pay homage?"

Xue Zhengyi thought about it for a while, and said, "But I think Menger's words are good. I mentioned the Taoist couple to Yuheng last time."

"Ah?" Xue Meng was very surprised when he heard it, "Daddy, did you mention this kind of thing to Master? Did he not turn against you?"

"You've turned your face." Xue Zhengyi smiled wryly, "Kicked me out."

Madam Wang: "..."

Xue Meng laughed loudly: "I'll just say, my master Daogu Xianfeng, it's not that the gods are better than the gods. People like him have long since lost their love and desires. What do you want Taoist couples to do?"

Xue Zhengyi sighed, apparently still unwilling, and was about to argue with his son again, when suddenly Mrs. Wang covered her mouth with her sleeve and said softly: "Husband, don't say any more, Elder Yuheng is here."

In the undispelled morning mist, Chu Wanning walked slowly on the wet bluestone slab, with a wide robe and fluttering sleeves.

He is wearing a gown embroidered with acacia. The body of the robe is upright moon white, and the edge is pressed with gold thread. As he moves, the gold thread faintly flows and waves in the sun. His hair is tied with a white jade hairpin. , the tail of the hairpin is inlaid with a plum blossom carved from ruby, the whole person is clean and dignified, and cold and lonely.

At that moment, Xue Zhengyi suddenly felt a little weak, he opened his mouth and then closed it.

He thought, Xue Meng was right.

Such a person, what kind of woman should be placed next to him, so as not to be overwhelmed by his brilliance and dusted by his aura?

The god walked to the mortal world, stood still in front of the mountain gate, frowned, and glanced at Xue Zhengyi.

"Your Highness."

"Haha, Yuheng, the clothes fit you well."

Chu Wanning raised his hand, a sachet with extremely complicated threads and shapes, shaking in mid-air, he said: "This sachet sent with the robe is different from ordinary ones."

"Ah, that was done according to Linyi's rope technique, what's the matter?"

The Taoist priest, who is unparalleled in the sky, frowned slightly, and said: "It's too difficult, I don't know how to tie it, please give me your guidance."

Xue Zhengyong: "..."

He taught Chu Wanning three times, Chu Wanning still couldn't get around the knot, and finally gave up, Xue Meng couldn't stand it, and took the initiative to ask Ying to help the master tie the sachet, and it was worn on the waist in two or three, Chu Wanning looked at it, very surprised, and praised: "Not bad."

Xue Zhengyi couldn't help changing his mind again, he thought, oh my god, if such a person doesn't have a Taoist companion, wouldn't he die in the end because he can't take care of himself?

After a while, Mo Ran also came. His face was not very good. He was kicked too hard by Chu Wanning yesterday, and he was too embarrassed to find someone to heal his injuries. Others would definitely ask him who kicked the injury. He always It can't be said that Elder Yuheng was kicked for being frivolous, right?

I can only meditate and heal by myself, and I finally feel better now, and my chest will not hurt so much that it is difficult to breathe.

But he saw Chu Wanning standing beside Xue Zhengyi, waiting quietly for him.This man was wearing a moon-white formal suit embroidered with gold silk, with a high neckline. He was ascetic and dignified—a handsome and decent man.

Mo Ran felt his chest move, and he finally straightened his breath, as if he was out of breath again, and he couldn't breathe again, and he was in a mess.

"cough!"

This is terrible, he likes a man he must never like, and he vows never to touch a man again.

The old ghost who was reborn for two lives is really like a boy in his early twenties this time, young and impulsive, full of enthusiasm, because of a look in the eyes of the person he loves, or a change of clothes, he will feel that the world is in chaos, and wind and water are rising From now on, happiness is related to him, sadness is related to him, heartbeat is related to him, breathing is related to him, even the moonlight shining through the window lattice, an ant walking alone in the moonlight, and the vein of stamen that attracts ants , are all related to that person.

He felt very tormented and aggrieved by such love.

Because every flower and leaf is his, but he can't get it and can't pick it.

Damn, the world makes things difficult for him.

Temporarily handing over the affairs of the faction to Elder Tanlang, Xue Zhengyong took the invitation and set off with his wife and belt.

In the array of Chu Wanning's travel, as long as it is not on the schedule, it is often a carriage, and this time is no exception.A group of people leisurely walked along the official road to Linyi, and went to the mountains and rivers along the way. When they encountered some little monsters, they all helped them get rid of them.

After doing this for more than ten days, they arrived at Daicheng.

The rouge in Daicheng is famous. As soon as he arrived in the city, Xue Zhengyi took Mrs. Wang to buy rouge first. Xue Meng disliked their old husband and wife and were tired of crooked, rubbed goose bumps, and refused to keep up. I sat at a tea stall and waited for my parents to come back.

Revisiting the old place, the three masters and apprentices were a little moved.

Xue Meng said: "It's a pity that the teacher is not here, otherwise it will be exactly the same as when he was seeking the sword six years ago. We can still go to the top of Xuying Peak to play."

Mo Ran smiled and said: "You are not afraid of fake Gou Chen still staying there. Seeing you coming, I will pull you into the bottom of the lake and talk about the old days."

Speaking of false hooking, Chu Wanning frowned: "He doesn't seem to have acted in the past five years?"

Mo Ran said: "It's hard to say, there have been several big troubles, all of which are unsolved cases, related to Shenwu, I suspect it is him, but there is no evidence."

Xue Meng played with the cup in his hand, looked at Mo Ran and said: "I don't think those unsolved cases have anything to do with him. Think about it, a few years ago he tried his best to find the essence spirit body. You are the essence of the wood spirit, and he will He's after you to kill you, so he should be looking for people, not weapons."

Chu Wanning pondered: "But in the past five years, there has been no continuous disappearance of living people."

Mo Ran raised his hand and said: "I haven't encountered any containment or traps. But it may be that my whereabouts have been uncertain for the past five years, and he doesn't know where I am."

The three of them were silently thinking about each other, until the proprietress brought the tea and preserved fruit they ordered, Xue Meng scratched his head and said: "You said, he didn't do too many bad things, he played with fire and burned himself to death, right?"

"..."

"Don't look at me like this, isn't it easy for ordinary evil spells to be backlashed?" Xue Meng muttered, "Otherwise, why hasn't he made any big moves after five years?"

Mo Ran suddenly said: "There is a possibility."

"what?"

"Look, Master hasn't done anything in the past five years."

Only halfway through Mo Ran's words, Xue Meng knocked him with chopsticks: "What do you mean? Do you suspect that fake Gou Chen is a master?"

"...Can you wait for me to finish my sentence." Mo Ran said helplessly, "I'm just making an analogy, I was thinking, if those unsolved cases of theft of Shenwu have nothing to do with false hooking, then he really didn't do anything in five years Big deal. Then, is it possible that he, like Master, must stay in a certain place and cannot come out for some reason, such as being injured or other reasons."

When he said this, he suddenly thought of something and was startled.

"Master..."

"how?"

Mo Ran shook his head first, as if he didn't believe his own idea, but after hesitating for a moment, he still whispered four words: "Master of Sin..."

In the past five years, other masters didn't know, but there was obviously a person who was also trapped in the red lotus water pavilion like Chu Wanning, and never left for half a step.

Master of guilt.

But this idea is too outrageous, no matter how much Master Huai Zui said, he once taught Chu Wanning another kind of karma. In fact, Mo Ran didn't know what kind of emotion Master had for Huai Gui in the depths of his heart, so he also I really dare not be too rash.

Chu Wanning said: "Don't think about it, it won't be him."

He said this lightly, but without any hesitation.

Mo Ran nodded immediately, since Chu Wanning was unwilling to talk about the past when he studied under Huai Zui's school when he was a teenager, then he would never force him to ask more.

He continued to think: "Then, are there any other masters who have never shown up in five years?"

"Jiang Xi, the head of Gu Yueye." Xue Meng said, "At the Lingshan Conference, all the heads are here, but he said he couldn't come due to illness, and rarely showed up."

Mo Ran laughed: "Is that your mother's brother? Do you doubt him?"

Chu Wanning said: "Jiang Xi thinks very highly of himself, and has never been reconciled to Gu Yueye living under the Confucian School, so since Nangong Liu became the head of the top ten sects, he has not gone to any gatherings, not just for the past five years. "

"Then there is no more." Xue Meng said, "Oh, forget it, don't think about it if you can't figure it out, there are too few clues, and my brain hurts when I think about it."

It just so happened that Mrs. Wang and Xue Zhengyi came back at this time, it was getting late, and the five of them were going to find a place to stay in Daicheng.

Xue Meng said: "I know that there is an inn that is particularly good, and there are hot spring pools for soaking."

Ink burning: "..."

He almost knew which house Xue Meng was talking about with his toes, wasn't it the inn where they stayed when they were young?

When he was in the hot spring, he fell into Chu Wanning's arms without thinking...

Thinking about this episode, he couldn't help coughing lightly, and silently turned his face away, not wanting to be noticed the subtle embarrassment and expectation in his eyes, but his heart beat involuntarily.

Xue Meng is always a bit exaggerated when he speaks. He praises things he likes desperately, and he can't see the stains. He tramples on things he doesn't like. I felt that I could only believe half of my son's words, so I asked Mo Ran: "Ran'er has lived in that inn too, what do you think?"

Mo Ran coughed twice again, not daring to look directly at his uncle: "...it's not bad."

"Then go live." Xue Zhengyi made a decision.Mo Ran was sweating in the palm of his hand, and his fingertips curled up slightly because of the throbbing in his heart.

He lowered his head and gave a seemingly docile and gentle "hmm".But what I think in my heart is: I... can I take a bath with Master like I did back then...

He couldn't help recalling Chu Wanning's long and handsome body in the mist, with sharp and tight lines, full of seductive and aggressive tension.

But if he really took a bath with Chu Wanning, in the misty steam, can he really hold back?

After discussing where to go, everyone else got up. After Xue Meng ate the peanuts in his hand, he patted the peanuts and stood up. He turned his head and looked at his cousin who was still sitting there with an unpredictable expression.

"What's the matter, let's go?"

Mo Ran's expression is a little subtle, I don't know if it's because of the setting sun, his handsome face seems to be a little red.

He reached out and poured himself another cup of tea, insisting on refusing to stand up, but continued to sit awkwardly, coughed a few times and said: "...I ordered so much and didn't finish it, it's a waste, you go first , I know the way, and I’ll come over after drinking tea.”

The author has something to say: Cough, although some friends should know, but let’s popularize science. Men really don’t have to react when they have desires. When they are excited or in a good mood, they even have inexplicable Time will really...emmmmm...

Speaking of this, I suddenly thought of a respondent on Zhihu. The respondent was a boy. Once in class, he was called by the teacher to recite on stage. One summer, the boy was wearing the school's summer pants, which was easy to spot. The respondent said that he would never forget the embarrassment of the female teacher and the blush on her face hahahahahaha!

Small Theater "I heard that Xue Mengmeng is very picky in choosing a mate, as if the family has a throne to inherit, so I don't know if the sex-changed versions of the protagonists will satisfy him"

Ms. Mo Weiyu

Result: pass

The reason Xue Meng gave: I cannot marry my cousin.

Shi Mingjing's Small Barrier

Result: pass

The reason Xue Mengmeng gave: Pretty is pretty, but also virtuous, with a docile temper. She graduated from a nursing major. Generally speaking, she is pretty good, but her breasts are not big enough, her hips are not upturned, and her figure is a bit lacking. Forget it. , I will see if there is a better one, but I will save the phone number of this young lady. If there is no better one, I can consider contacting her.

Miss Nangongsi

Result: pass

The reason Xue Mengmeng gave: This woman is definitely the weirdest girl I have ever met. She has a bigger temper than me. She also said that her family is the number one rich family in Shandong, and her father is the governor of Nangong. She doesn't look right, I talk to her, she thinks she's teasing a dog, is there anyone who looks down on people like that?I'm also the only son of the village head of Shushan Mountain's Dead and Dead Village. I rely on me to think more and more and get angry. How can I want such a person? By the way, she still shows off her wealth in the circle of friends every day, saying that she is stupid. Ladi, I drive lazy Burkid on [-], [-], and take a private jet on Sunday. Chen Duxiu’s show is really better than Dihua’s show. I endured my contempt and commented on her tactfully: everyone is responsible for energy saving and emission reduction, protecting the environment girl looks the best.She actually replied to me: Don't bother me if you are poor, and you can cancel it in both directions.Damn, if you cancel it, you can cancel it, and see who blocks who is faster!Hate!

Miss Ye Wangxi:

Result: pass

Reason: This young lady is good at everything. She is of a suitable height, has a gentle personality, has good views, and has a clean family. Although she is not very good-looking, she lives a good life. I have added her as a friend. I originally planned to invite her to visit this week. Eat Malatang, you can get enough for 16 yuan, don’t think I’m stingy, I just want to see if she is a person who hates the poor and loves the rich, I’m afraid she likes me because I’m a rich second generation, so I I want to pretend to be poor first.She agreed to me, but on the day of the date, I sent a message to Sister Xiaoye, but I received a prompt: The other party is no longer your friend... emmmmm, what did I do wrong?I just remember that the night before, Chen Duxiu, Dihua Zhixiu, Nangong Gold Worshiper, didn't post the Moments of driving, I commented on her and dragged her to black... But what does this have to do with Sister Xiaoye?Could it be that Sister Xiaoye is the trumpet of Nangong's gold worshiper?think carefully qaq

Miss Chu Wanning

Result: pass

The reason given by Xue Meng: My mother said that the woman with fierce eyes, Kefu...

Miss Mei Hanxue

Result: pass

The reason Xue Meng gave: She is very beautiful, and she looks a bit mixed, but I posted her photo in one of my classmates. There are more than 100 men in that group, and suddenly more than 80 people jumped out. One, they all said that they slept with her... I was stunned in an instant. The key point is that she is the daughter of my father's friend. I don't know if I should tell my father's friend about this situation and let her take care of her daughter. , what should I do, I am in a hurry, wait online.

The above is the blind date record of Xue Meng, a straight man who is to inherit the throne in his family. Tomorrow, the small theater will update the inner feelings of the ladies and Xue Meng after the blind date.

Miss Nangongsi: tmd is great, this guy is simply amazing!tomorrow!Let my old lady make good complaints about this bastard's straight male cancer!What a fire!