I have a building in the downtown

When we meet, we naturally sit together.

After sitting down for a while, Mi Xiaoxiao said that she was going to the bathroom, and Lin Wu and Hao Ningyu were left at the table.

Hao Ningyu moved his strong buttocks to Lin Wu's side, and asked in a low voice, "How is it?"

Lin Wu looked at him suspiciously, "How about it?"

"My goddess, how is it?" Hao Ningyu looked at Lin Wu expectantly, hiding to show off, but also wanting to be recognized, and also wanting the senior senior to show him whether he and the goddess can achieve a positive result.

Lin Wu, "Um..."

Hao Ningyu looked forward to it.

Lin Wu looked at him and didn't speak for a long time.

Hao Ningyu was worried, "Brother, say something."

"This..." Lin Wu said inscrutably, "Your fate is not enough."

Hao Ningyu was stunned, "!!!"

"She doesn't belong here."

Mi Xiaoxiao came back, and Lin Wu just closed his mouth, lowered his head and continued to peel the pine nuts. The pine nuts are delicious and delicious, and they are easy to peel to take out the full and full meat inside. After taking out the pine nuts, Lin Wu will peel the pine nuts Remove the layer of yellow skin on the skin, and when it is fed to the mouth of the little cutie, it will be shiny and shiny kernels.

The little cutie swallowed the pine nuts with Lin Wu's finger up. It's a pity that birds don't have teeth, so they just swallowed it in one gulp, and their small tongue tasted a little bit.

"A very special little yellow chicken." Mi Xiaoxiao said the first words after coming here.

"You are also very special." Lin Wu pointedly.

Mi Xiao smiled, blooming like a lotus, adding to the charm.

Lin Wu looked at her, white clothes, long hair, very fairy dress, the "fairy clothes" make people more like otherworldly fireworks, she looks less than 20 years old, her long hair is tied behind her ears, revealing delicate and small ears , the color of her eyes is very light, a light brown color, and the tails of her eyes are upturned. If you look carefully at the corners of her eyes, there is a touch of bright red with rouge, which looks bright and full of charm.The color of the lipstick is very positive, and the lips move slightly with the words, revealing the white teeth inside, one red and one white, making the lips even more bright red, like blood.

"Ding dong."

Lin Wu's cell phone rang, and he lowered his head to check it. He looked speechlessly at Hao Ningyu, who was serious and poured water for Mi Xiaoxiao in a very doggy manner.

Hao Ningyu: Pretty.

Lin Wu returned six points with his mind, Hao Ningyu's luck is really bad, he likes a beauty but is not a human being.

Lin Wu said: "Hao Ningyu, there is a cold drink queen next to the teahouse, you can help me buy a bucket of chocolate crushed ice cream inside, if you want a small one, I will send you the money via WeChat."

"No, no, I invite everyone to eat." Hao Ningyu looked at Mi Xiaoxiao tenderly, "Xiaoxiao, what flavor do you want?"

"Strawberry and vanilla, put more strawberry jam." Mi Xiaoxiao instructed Hao Ningyu bluntly, "Isn't there a fried chicken shop next to it, I want to eat fried chicken nuggets and chicken chops, which are slightly spicy, and put plums in it." pink."

When the goddess smiled, Hao Ningyu became dizzy, let alone the fried chicken, even the moon in the sky, he would grit his teeth and pick it off.

Hao Ningyu was pushed away, Lin Wu held his cute little girl, and looked straight at Mi Xiaoxiao, no, to be precise, it should be Auntie, "Why do you want to approach Hao Ningyu? Where is the real Mi Xiaoxiao?"

Doubt appeared in Mi Xiaoxiao's eyes, "I don't understand what you are talking about."

"Ming people don't talk dark words. If you put your hair behind your ears, it's just to show me that your face is fake." Lin Wu's eyes stopped for a while beside Mi Xiaoxiao's earlobe, behind the small and cute earlobe There is a faint red line, which is clearly visible on fair skin.

Mi Xiaoxiao smiled softly, and the red line deliberately exposed behind her ear disappeared, "The eyes are pretty good."

Lin Wu, "..." I showed it to myself on purpose. If I can't see it, I should go to the ophthalmology department or the brain department.

Mi Xiaoxiao opened her wallet, took out a card from it and pushed it to Lin Wu, "I don't owe you rent anymore, so don't follow me with that stinky key."

Lin Wu frowned slightly, and didn't reach for the bank card, "Ask the real Mi Xiaoxiao again?"

Stretching out his right hand, revealing the key hanging on his wrist, the threat is obvious.

She pouted her red lips in dissatisfaction, "It's really annoying, she's not gentle at all with others."

Lin Wu didn't feel sorry for the fragrance and cherished the jade, "Let's talk."

She pointed her slender fingers behind her, "I don't need to waste my time, just watch the news." Lin Wu looked over and saw that it was a TV hanging on the wall of the teahouse, and the local news was playing on the screen.

Lin Wu was very familiar with the content of the broadcast. It was the discovery of the dead body in Haomei Plastic Surgery Hospital.

In the picture, the black body bags were carefully carried onto the car. The police cleaned up the scene and found five of them. The dozen or so that were circulated among the people belonged to rumors.A forensic doctor will conduct further autopsies on the body to determine the identity of the unidentified person.There is clear identification information on the body, and the distressed family members have rushed to the scene. They flashed past the camera, and out of respect, their faces were mosaic.

"Painted Skin Ghost is overconfident, thinking that there is a human being as a cover, so he will act recklessly. I told him before, be careful when taking the face, don't hurt people's lives. That idiot, regardless of severity, killed him in four or five years Quite a few, now it’s all right, I guess they were beaten to death.” When she talked about Painted Skin Ghost, she was full of sarcasm, “Before, Mi Xiaoxiao accompanied her friend to the plastic surgery hospital, and was targeted by Painted Skin Ghost. Do you think she is still alive? And that silly boy is a blessed person, it would be a pity not to take advantage of his unlucky time to get some benefits. "

"Murder is against the law. The state has special departments to deal with you." Lin Wu shook the key. He didn't collect rent for a day, and my wife was held hostage by him for a day. Don't even think about harming anyone.

She said pitifully: "I'm a law-abiding and good citizen. I've been a vegetarian for a long time. People don't want to eat his brains, they only want his Yuanyang, which is delicious."

Lin Wu ==.

She shyly said: "I haven't eaten human brains for more than 200 years. What I eat now are fresh brains. Pig brains, sheep brains, cow brains... are much more delicious than human ones." She also took out her own ID card, the one issued by the First Division of National Security, and she got the legal certificate after going through many checks, "Now believe it."

Lin Wu: "..." Why is his mind full of giving gifts for favors, taking bribes, and using power for personal gain...

"Chirp Chirp." The cutie yelled twice impatiently.

Lin Wu touched it soothingly.

"Assortment of brains." The waiter brought up the assortment of brains, and Lin Wu didn't even know when she ordered it.

The woman said thank you, and happily ate the brains. The brain flower platter is a lo-mei. There are whole pig brains, sheep brains, and some small brains. They are probably chickens, ducks, geese and other poultry. God knows why. There is lo mei in a tea house full of tea fragrance?Look at me, I ate the little brains one by one, it was delicious and very satisfying.Lin Wu watched her red lips open, eating her brain like a mouth full of blood.

"It's safe for a person to die, and you can't bear Mi Xiaoxiao's identity."

The woman asked back, "Really?"

Hao Ningyu came back just in time, carrying two hands of things, including ice cream, fried chicken, and three cups of milk tea, which girls like to eat, he was very thoughtful.But... Lin Wu couldn't explain what to say to "Mi Xiaoxiao" who was eating his brains gracefully. He wrapped up a large plate of brains by himself. How could Hao Ningyu's goddess filter be so thick? He didn't show any surprise.

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In the end, Lin Wu didn't take that bank card, because her performance was too unstable.When leaving, Lin Wu secretly reminded Hao Ningyu not to be alone with Mi Xiaoxiao, especially at night.Hao Ningyu knew that his luck was low recently, so he readily agreed, and promised to stay in the dormitory and play games at night and never go out.

When she was leaving, the cutie looked at her deeply. With her smile on her lips, Lin Wu held the cutie and turned to leave. He said: "Don't worry, cutie, I don't believe in you completely." .”

The little cutie nodded.

When he got home, he packed some delicious food for Zhai Zhai, and after taking the incense burner to burn incense, Lin Wu shouted: "Zhai Zhai is out to eat."

Zhai Zhai pushed open the door, poked his head out to look, his eyes turned red all of a sudden, "Brother, I'm not greedy, don't spend money for me."

"Fool, if I didn't have money, my brother wouldn't buy so many things." Lin Wu packed fried chicken, French fries, octopus balls and other snacks that children like to eat. Zhai Zhai must have never eaten them.

Lin Wu also recounted the cutie's glorious achievements, "So don't worry, we have money now, and tomorrow I will ask someone to come over and see how the house is decorated."

Zhai Zhai was relieved, he ate the octopus balls with peace of mind, and narrowed his eyes happily. He had never eaten so much delicious food.

After giving the food to Zhai Zhai, Lin Wu took the joss stick paper money and went outside the building to burn paper for the earth binding spirits. Seeing that they were ragged, yellow and emaciated, their life after death would be too miserable.

In the night, as the fire was lit, more and more ghosts who jumped from the building gathered. They closed their eyes happily in the candlelight, and some even cried.The lonely soul and wild ghost were enshrined, and they looked much better on the surface. Lin Wu picked up the paper money with a wooden stick to make them burn more vigorously, "I'm sorry everyone, I was too shy to eat it myself I don’t have any money left to burn paper for you. I made a fortune today, and I will bring everyone to enjoy it.”

"The landlord is too polite. He still thinks of us when he gets rich." Ma Aiyun, the leader of the jumping ghost, said.

The other ghosts expressed their gratitude one after another, Lin Wu said with a smile: "I will first decorate a few rooms in the key decoration building, and when this project is completed, I will immediately find Taoist priests to save everyone."

"Then trouble the landlord."

Lin Wu picked up the pile of paper money with a stick again, and saw that they were all ignited, so he talked to all the ghosts and went back to the building.

Beside the fire, the ghosts did not disperse for a long time. Ma Aiyun sat on the ground with one leg straight and the other bent. After his death, he never worried about wrinkles in his suit.

"That's how it feels to be warm. I've only been dead for a year, and I forgot the temperature."

Ma Aiyun put his hands in the air on the fire, and said in a low voice: "Yes, I forgot." He was the first to jump off the Vientiane Building, and he thought he had forgotten the feeling of being a human being, but now he realized that it wasn't that he forgot , just subconsciously avoid it.

"Boss, there is movement on the other side of the yard wall, someone wants to climb the wall."

After the fire was completely extinguished, Ma Aiyun stood up and said, "Go and have a look."

There was not much movement by the courtyard wall, and it hadn't reached the ears of Lin Wu, who was concentrating on learning talismans.

The author has something to say:

You: I am vegetarian, and I speak for all kinds of brains.

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Lin Wu: This is the most unwanted face endorsement I've heard growing up.

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Who designed the jumpsuit, it's too unfriendly_(:3」∠)_