[comprehensive] red tide

This morning's routine meeting of the Admirals of the Admiralty... the atmosphere seemed a little weird.

The supreme commander sat at the head of the long table, and the two sides descended in order of military rank, general, lieutenant general, senior staff officer, and so on.

Before the meeting actually started, Marshal Sengoku looked around at the generals present, and as expected, he saw Aokiji wearing a thin checkered eyepatch, dejected, struggling between sleep and wakefulness. Dying.

Damn!The Warring States Marshal's eyes froze, and he remembered that the highest conference room hadn't been repaired yet, and there was another problem with the temporarily requisitioned room, and the next meeting would be held in the open air.

It will be a good mood to kill the general, but the subsequent chain reaction will definitely not be so good...

Therefore, the supreme commander severely suppressed the evil thoughts in his heart, so he didn't really wrap the pen in his hand with a layer of military color, and then directly poked it on the head of his own general.

He gritted his teeth gloomily, before putting his bloody imagination into action, Marshal Sengoku struggled to turn his eyes away from General Aokiji, and decided not to look at this subordinate's face again for at least half an hour.

One more look, and the anger in my heart is about to climb to the next peak, and I can't be more heartbroken.

The reason why Aokiji went to be a thief last night, so that he was half asleep and struggling to die early in the morning, others don't know, how can Marshal of the Warring States not know?

Isn't it just his worthless subordinate who, for more than half a month, slipped out on a bicycle every day after get off work and came back in the early morning, going back and forth between a certain area of ​​Chambord and Marineford in all weathers?

The natural devil fruit ability is used for this, and the supreme commander feels that his general is really hardworking.

What makes people wonder whether to be angry or laugh is that the guy Aokiji didn't have the guts to really come to the door. He knew the location of that person, and he tried his best to go there every day, and finally he just stood quietly in the 13th area. At the very edge, I dare not cross the thunder pool for half a step.

It seems that staying near that person is enough, or it should be said that Aokiji is desperately trying to get closer to that person, as long as he knows where she is, he will take a look... and then take another look...

If things go on like this for a long time, Marshal Warring States is very worried that his general will really go crazy.

So, that girl is a scourge, really, really a scourge!

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Deeply melancholy for his beloved general, then, Marshal Warring States followed the 'cause' and thought of another general, plus a lieutenant general.

Compared with the worrying Aokiji, the yellow monkey Polusalino behaved as before, went to and from get off work normally every day, and never heard of a disappearance all night. It was almost the same as in the past few decades.

But it's so normal...that's what makes it even more terrifying, hey!

The moment he pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, the Marshal of the Warring States quickly glanced at the other two capable generals, the general Huang Yuan with an unfathomable face, and the solemn lieutenant general The flying squirrel immediately looked away.

But forget it, the Supreme Marshal thought.

Not to mention the arrogance of an arrogant and disrespectful person like Huang Yuan, just because his temperament is straightforward and loyal to his duty like a flying squirrel, no matter how much these two think about that person, at least they will not be like Aokiji...

Marshal Sengoku was not worried that Aokiji would change his position because of that person, he was only afraid that if one day, that person clashed with the navy and confronted him head-on, at that time, Aokiji would definitely fight directly as an admiral of the navy, and the outcome is temporarily unknown. But if that person is defeated, Aokiji must kill her first, and then he himself...

Even if he is alive, he is as muddled as a walking dead, right?

After all, he is someone who has been thinking about it for 20 years. Whether that feeling is a deformed dream that provokes criticism or not, it is a demon rooted in Aokiji Kuzan's heart that cannot be removed.

On issues related to that person, the two generals and one lieutenant general, Marshal of the Warring States Period admitted that he was more partial to Aokiji, no matter how much he beat and scolded on weekdays, he was also the junior he had always hoped for. After all these years, no matter what, The supreme commander still hopes that the relationship between his subordinates will have a good ending.

Although it is really difficult, m(__)m.

It would have been better if that person had been missing and never reappeared, at least it would not give Aokiji hope. Now the entanglement between that person and the navy is gradually deepening, and if the tragedy ends in the end...

Seeing hope and despair, Aokiji's stubborn...

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The Marshal of the Warring States Period, who felt that he was defeated by a lot of bad things, urgently expressed the need for some positive energy after suffering a toothache and stomach pain silently.

Ever since, the supreme commander turned his gaze to the bottom of the conference table, and sat with one of the lieutenants: the lieutenant general ghost spider who came to work early in the morning and caused a small shock.

how to say?Not to mention that the generals and sergeants under Ghost Spider were terrified, even other departments of the Navy Headquarters also heard some rumors. This shows how weird what happened to the lieutenant general was.

Of course, the Supreme Commander-in-Chief doesn't know the specifics yet, but this doesn't prevent him from being a little curious to change his mood, right?

Coughing lightly, and waiting for the generals to concentrate, the Warring States Marshal put down the documents he was holding in his hand, and deliberately slowed down his tone, "I heard that you yesterday..."

Looking accurately at the gaze of the Lieutenant General Ghost Spider, the Supreme Commander asked half-jokingly, "...drunk?" What a rare thing this is~ Since the morning, how many people in the headquarters have been scratching their hearts and thinking about it. Find out.

In addition to Lieutenant General Ghost Spider insisting on going to work with a suspected hangover, there is also...

"Ah—" the lieutenant general who was asked took off the half-burned cigarette from the corner of his mouth, raised his hand to rub his forehead in a hoarse voice, and replied in a deep voice, "I drank a little too much last night."

By your own admission, it's not a matter of 'a little overdose', definitely drunk?The lens on the bridge of the nose of the Marshal of the Warring States quickly flashed a faint light, "Yesterday..." How did he hear that it was not 'drinking' drunk, but another way of getting drunk?

The conversation just started and then stopped. Although the supreme commander really wanted to ask for clarification, he felt that it seemed frivolous for him to speak, but his stomach was full of questions...he couldn't express it quickly.

After hesitating for a while, the Marshal of the Warring States Period threw a suggestive look at the general Huang Yuan who had always been in tacit understanding.

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In the end, before Kizope, who received the silent signal from the Supreme Commander, opened his mouth, the quiet red dog Sakaski suddenly asked, "Was the waitress drinking with you yesterday?"

Oh oh oh~ I asked...

The Marshal of the Warring States Period expressed his satisfaction. A large group of generals in their navy headquarters who refused to get married finally found someone who could have something to do with a woman from a good family. There is nothing more gratifying than this hmmmm~(╯▽╰) .

Although Sakaski's squinting eyes, against his extremely serious face, vaguely seemed to feel that the lieutenant general relied on his official position and power to treat other girls like this and that...

Hmm~ Even if it's like this and that, isn't it just right for the ghost spider to take responsibility?

Thinking of this, the Warring States Marshal's eyes became more benevolent.

"Ah—" Lieutenant General Ghost Spider, who was stared at by his colleagues and superiors with strange eyes, looked very calm, "A girl who has no other characteristics except being able to drink."

"Damn Bianbian is a country girl who doesn't understand anything yet. If I ask her to drink with me, I will really drink." When he spoke, he raised his hand to make a comparison, and cut two straight lines in the air. The lieutenant general's tone was very disgusting.

At this moment, all the men present in the room are not young enough to speak properly. In addition, Lieutenant General He, the chief of staff, has not yet arrived, and the supreme commander and generals who have not been suppressed by feminists are naturally not meaty. Bogey up.

Therefore, Lieutenant General Ghost Spider snorted, "The owner of the restaurant gave her such a wink that his eyes almost twitched, but he still didn't know that was implying that she was sitting on my lap instead of changing the plate and ashtray for me. "

"So you took people back when you drank too much?" Dauberman, who interjected/entered obliquely and had a better relationship with ghost spiders, said in a more casual tone because he got closer, "Hey, isn't that right?" All right?"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Ghost Spider clicked his face full of headaches, "A girl whose thighs are not as thick as my arms, if I take her back, can she survive?"

"Didn't you bring her back?" Someone beside him raised his voice slightly, obviously he had heard the rumors and was curious for a long time, "Then you asked the adjutant to see the girl early in the morning, and specifically told her to go to the hospital if she was not feeling well?"

"If you don't touch someone, don't say such misleading things, can't you?"

After the lieutenant general finished speaking, the generals in the conference room laughed tacitly.

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Bathed in all kinds of treacherous and unexpected sights from his colleagues and superiors, Lieutenant General Ghost Spider twitched his mouth slightly, "Last night, the two drank so much that the boss went to a nearby restaurant to borrow it three times, and you know, I like bitterness." Aijiu."

"I got drunk and went back to sleep. I woke up in the morning and thought I'd ask someone to check it out, so as not to cause any problems with that girl."

The absinthe has an alcohol content of at least [-]%, and what he drank last night was high-purity, so he was drunk. That girl... er~ He asked the adjutant to see if the girl is alcoholic, isn't it normal?

Lieutenant General Ghost Spider, who woke up with a hangover and was still a little dizzy, said, where do you bastards want to go?

The laughter in the meeting room stopped for a while, and all the generals, including Marshal Warring States, had slightly distorted expressions.

After a while, a voice asked softly, "When you're drunk, where is that girl?"

Recalling silently, Lieutenant General Ghost Spider then showed some admiration, "She made me a bowl of hangover tea." After the words fell, he was stunned, looked up, and found that the person who asked the question was General Aokiji.

At some point, General Aokiji pushed up the thin grid eyepatch that originally covered his eyes, and cast his eyes thoughtfully.

After thinking about it, Ghost Spider snorted and said, "That girl has been staying in Marineford for many years. Last night I asked the adjutant to check her background. There is no problem. Everyone in the store knows that she drinks a lot."

Hearing such an answer, Aokiji's eyes flickered slightly, and then he shrugged lazily, his lips raised a little, and there was some teasing in his smile, "So it's really rare to say that you have been put down~"

Regarding this point... Even if you are not reconciled, the ghost spider can only nod when the facts are in front of you, "Yes~"

He admitted it very readily. Although the generals in the meeting room looked normal, they looked at each other in dismay, but they were really shocked and erratic.

It can be said that it is an even more shocking 'truth' than the shocking news in the morning that the lieutenant general's ghost spider touched a woman from a good family.

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What is the concept of bringing down the lieutenant general ghost spider?

You know, in terms of drinking, the three generals of the Navy headquarters can't beat Lieutenant General Ghost Spider together.

Forget about Aokiji and Akainu, both of them are only at the upper-middle level, but the yellow-haired Polusalino himself is already one of the best in drinking capacity. The three of them together are not opponents. fall?

The girl who made him drunk is going against the sky!

Do you know why the Navy Headquarters called the Shichibukai to come over for a round table meeting every now and then, but never once did the Shichibukai stay in Marineford to eat, drink and have fun before leaving?

The direct reason was that in a certain year, a certain newly promoted Shichibukai held a welcome meeting.

In order to avenge the broken arm of Zefa, the first teacher of their admiral, the reception was really bloody.

The three generals have no way to leave the field by themselves, but if the rest of the brigadier and lieutenant generals swarm up, spreading the word will make others laugh at Marineford for his lack of talent.

Deduct a "do not drink other beverages except black tea", and hold a black knife night while speaking, so that no one dares to question the authenticity of his language.

Then deduct one "No matter what the concubine does, I will be forgiven, because the concubine is so beautiful", the empress who petrified one-third of the navy who participated in the reception while talking.

The ghost spider alone poured the rest of the Shichibukai up and down, and vomited in a mess afterwards, especially the culprit who caused the black-armed Zefa to leave the navy, and almost climbed into his own pirate ship the next day. It's a great joy.

This also indirectly caused the round table meetings of the Shichibukai to come and go in a hurry after that, and no one was willing to stay in Marineford for more than 1 minute, which was too embarrassing.

And now, the lieutenant general ghost spider who is invincible all over the world on the wine table... can't drink a waitress?

Hey Hey hey!Are you sure it's a girl, and not a magical thing like a humanoid wine cellar?

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Seeing that the atmosphere in the meeting room was about to go in some strange direction without looking back, Marshal Zhan Guo hurriedly coughed, "Okay, let's start the meeting now, and we will discuss after we have something to discuss."

After finishing speaking, the supreme commander picked up the materials at hand with a serious face, and the reason why he suddenly worked so hard was mainly because he had just glanced at the watch on his wrist, and the hour hand pointed to him and he found out... The chief staff officer is about to arrive, o(>﹏ <)o.

The feminist Lieutenant General He is like the magic needle of the sea. Once it appears, it will shock a room full of real men who don't want to get married, especially after accidentally discussing that content.

Even if she knew that the chief staff officer would not be interested in men's topics, she would still... feel guilty...

Regarding his habitual problems, Marshal Warring States expressed his helplessness.

Then, apart from the chief staff officer, there is a bastard who should be there later, that Karp who always makes people want to burst their blood vessels every time, and who either shows up at a certain point or is late for every meeting.

Thinking of those two great gods who can restrain themselves from various angles, the Marshal of the Warring States Period, who was sitting upright with the same expressionless face as everyone else, quickly began to get lucky in his heart while waiting.

Meeting, meeting... hehehe~

After all the work today is over, he will call the generals to re-study the topic just now, such as heavy drinking, country girls and so on...

By the way, can we start planning for the blind date we planned last time?