Transmigration Book [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 63 Are you a fucking pervert?
Shen Han seldom takes care of others. His mother has always taken care of him before, and after he came out, he took care of himself. He has been single and has no one he can take care of.
This is Shen Han's first time taking care of a person, and that person is still a hopeless drunk!
"Hmm...you're dead!" Shen Han threw the person on his back onto the bed and complained, but before he finished speaking, he was implicated by Mu Pengze, his body was unstable, and he directly It fell on Muppenze.
Shen Han reacted almost immediately, pushed away the two arms that were inadvertently on his body as if his face was flushed, and stood up abruptly.
And Mu Pengze, who was thrown on the soft bed by rough movements, felt the empty embrace, frowned as if dissatisfied, and unconsciously tilted his head to rub the dry quilt, muttering something in a low voice.
Shen Han was helpless.Half of his body is wet now, and even though Shen Han has sacrificed like this, Mu Pengze is still a little bit wet by the rain. It is impossible for Shen Han to let him sleep by himself like this now.
"Mupengze, get up and take a shower!!" Shen Han yelled as if he couldn't take it anymore. In some respects, he had to admit that he and Jing Yi still had something in common.
I can bear the smell of smoke, but I can't bear the smell of drunkenness.
Mu Pengze was awakened by the sudden raised voice, and opened his eyes hazily, looking innocent and wronged.
"sleep……"
"If you want to sleep, you have to take a shower before going to bed!"
"Hmm...help me..."
"Wash yourself or fuck off."
Shen Han looked like an impartial and selfless Tie Baogong, and Mu Pengze also vaguely realized that there was no other way to make Shen Han raise the flag to surrender, so he stood up with his own body and staggered towards the bathroom.
Seeing the swaying back of the man, Shen Han couldn't help feeling a little worried.
"Muppenze, can you do it yourself? Take care, the bathroom is very slippery, be careful."
Mu Pengze seemed to have never heard of Shen Han's worries, walked into the bathroom, muttered something, and began to take off his clothes.
However, the door of the bathroom was still wide open.
The smooth lines of the man's back came into view, and the muscles of just the right size were very beautiful and seductive.However……
Shen Han didn't have the desire to take a second look at this, and directly slammed the bathroom door expressionlessly.He doesn't like to take advantage of others when they are not very conscious.
With a 'bang' sound, the man in the bathroom stopped undressing, his hazy eyes became a little clearer, and there was also some regret.
"I'll go downstairs and make you some hangover soup. You can drink it after you take a shower. Are you sure you're all right?"
"……Um."
He didn't notice the pause between the man's words and the low voice. He just thought that maybe the man was drunk, so his reaction was a little slow.
After going downstairs, Shen Han used his mobile phone to check how to make hangover soup. Although there were a few things missing, most of the main ingredients were still there.
Shen Han took out the ginger and was just about to slice it, when he was interrupted by the sudden ringing of the doorbell.
'jingle bell' 'jingle bell jingle bell' 'jingle bell jingle bell'
The sound was quicker than the sound, which made Shen Han a little puzzled, and a trace of vigilance rose in his heart.
He had just moved here, and at this late hour he couldn't think of anyone visiting.
Shen Han was careful, and went to the door without putting down the kitchen knife in his hand.
If it's a neighbor or something, I say I'm cooking, if it's a stranger... Hehe. 【Insidious.jpg】
There was a sneer at the corner of Shen Han's mouth, he leaned over to the door, and looked at the person standing outside the door through the cat's eye, but he was surprised when he saw it.
The man outside the door was meticulously groomed and even used hairspray to fix his hairstyle. Now it is disturbed by the rain, and his forehead is soft and docile. The expression on the man's face is tense, and he looks at the door as if he is looking at some unforgivable enemy. Same.
The sound of jingling bells in his ears became more and more urgent, and Shen Han only then recovered his senses and opened the door.
Shen Han was really shocked after opening the door.
That man who always pays attention to his image in suits and leather shoes, not only his hair is wet and his hairstyle is messed up, even his suit is more than half wet, especially his shoulders and trouser legs, he looks extremely embarrassed.
"...What's wrong with you? You're such a wolf—" before Shen Han could finish speaking, the man pressed his shoulder and pushed him away, and then he walked straight into the room.
Seeing that pair of expensive suit leather shoes stepping on dirty shoe prints one after another on the bright and clean floor, a crossroads appeared on Shen Han's forehead.
"Jing Yi, is there something wrong with you? Take off my shoes!" Shen Han stared at Jing Yi, still holding a kitchen knife in his hand, looking a little fierce.
However, Jing Yi was completely unaffected and was about to go upstairs.
Only then did Shen Han panic, "Jing Yi, what are you doing?!"
Jing Yi paused when he stepped on the stairs, glanced sideways at Shen Han, his eyes flicked across the kitchen knife, and a mocking smile unconsciously formed the corner of his mouth.
"Guess what I saw? Someone is playing the role of a good wife and mother."
Only then did Shen Han realize that he was holding a kitchen knife, and quickly put the knife on the small table beside him, and said in a panic, "Listen to your nonsense, good wife and mother! I'm making hangover soup, if you don't understand, just Don't compare..."
"Hangover soup? It seems that some people got lucky and enlightened you. Then I must go and see this person." After speaking, Jing Yi stepped up the stairs, and he was about to reach the second floor in two or three steps.
Before Shen Han could go over and drag him back, he saw the man suddenly paused.
Shen Han was puzzled, but a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart.At this moment, a voice came from the second floor, it sounded like it was said from the stairs, but Shen Han couldn't help but feel chills all over his body.
"Shen Han, there is no shampoo and shower gel in the bathroom."
The plain voice was completely different from the hazy one he heard before, and the sober tone seemed to be chattering about homework, which almost made Shen Han wonder if the man was really drunk just now.
And... Shen Han looked at the expressionless Jing Yi standing on the stairs, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed. She always felt a special aura silently spreading from the two people in the stairwell.This made Shen Han's face flush instantly, he hesitated and didn't know how to answer.
I always feel that it is wrong to say anything at this time, but it is also wrong not to say anything.
And Shen Han's silence did not disturb the gaze between the two men.
Jing Yi's dark and deep eyes and Mu Pengze's calm and bright eyes looked at each other, and they were silent.
After a long time, Jing Yi took the lead to look away and looked at Mu Pengze who was standing in the corridor on the second floor and looking down at him.There was only a towel around his waist.Not even a bath towel, the small towel was only enough to cover the man's thighs, and even from his perspective, he could vaguely see the curvature of Xiao Peng.
I f*** you Muppenze!Finally, he couldn't help but swear, and Jing Yi was furious, but the more he was like this, the calmer he acted.
If Shen Han had stood over just now, he might have seen the same scene as he saw, and according to Shen Han's appearance, I am afraid that Mu Pengze would directly express his feelings by expressing his feelings, and then the two of them staged a romantic scene and went straight to the scene. go to bed!
Jing Yi made up a Mu Pengze conspiracy theory by himself, and Jing Yi couldn't calm down, especially when he thought of Shen Han holding a kitchen knife and saying that he was going to make hangover soup for that well-dressed beast.
He never knew that Shen Han could cook.
Once this thought pops up, it will detonate all the forbearance and depression together like a fuse.
Jing Yi couldn't help turning his head and questioning Shen Han, with a bit of anger in his tone, "You actually want to make hangover soup for this well-dressed beast?! Are you out of your mind! Or is he pouring you some ecstasy soup? Sure enough, you shouldn't expect it What kind of crisis awareness can the brain have."
Shen Han was caught off guard by being sprayed with venom, and felt a little bit of grievance and anger in his heart.
"It's none of your business that I'm out of my mind?! Mu Pengze took care of me when I was drunk before, and I took care of him when he was drunk. I don't think there is anything wrong with what I did."
Jing Yi frowned, pointed to the stairs, and said in an unbelievable tone, "Is he drunk?"
The simple four words completely blocked Shen Han's mouth. When Mu Pengze asked him just now, it really didn't sound like he was drunk.
Before Shen Han could find a reason to justify, the man said again, "And when did he take care of you when you were drunk? I remember correctly that you were only drunk once, and I took care of you that time!"
Shen Han: ... When did it happen?
Perhaps it was Shen Han's suspicious and hesitant look that completely angered Jing Yi, the man slowly walked down the stairs and approached Shen Han.
"I was the one who brought you home from the bar after you were drunk, and I was the one who bathed you and then gave you the hangover soup!" The man followed Shen Han's unbearable backsteps and pressed on until he reached Shen Han's back. After reaching the wall, Jing Yi suddenly pressed his hands on Shen Han's shoulders.
"You have no conscience." The man whispered dissatisfiedly, and then pressed his whole body over regardless of the situation.
Shen Han only felt a burst of oppression, whether it was physically, psychologically, or... on his lips.
He wanted to resist, but the man's two arms were tightly restraining him like iron arms, as if struggling with dissatisfaction with him, he bit his lower lip fiercely when his lips met.
The breathable air gradually became thinner, and a layer of water mist gradually formed in front of Shen Han's eyes, and he felt that he was about to be unable to breathe.
"Well... you let... I..."
The trivial accusations did not earn the man's pity, but treated him more roughly.
Shen Han felt that the thin layer of skin on his mouth was about to be worn out, and the man bit his lower lip fiercely just now, and now a faint smell of blood mixed in the two mouths, making him feel animalistic. The man has a strange excitement.
With a bang, the sound of the door being slammed shut spread to the living room, and Shen Han woke up from the hot and ambiguous atmosphere. While the man was not paying attention, he pushed him away forcefully.
The numb lips after parting made Shen Han's face even more ugly, not to mention that there was a bystander who was ignored by him just now and saw all the process, which made Shen Han's mentality explode directly.
"Jing Yi! Are you a fucking pervert?! We're both divorced, get the hell out of here!"
"My life is messed up by you and you are satisfied?!"
"You are just like a naive brat, Jingcheng is absolutely right to look like you!"
"The two of us are already strangers and have nothing to do with each other. Don't appear by my side again in the future! I don't need your concern or anything else. If you see me in the future, please pretend that you don't know me!"
"Now, immediately, immediately, get out of here!"
Shen Han's never-before-seen firmness and decisiveness made Jing Yi finally start to panic.
Before the divorce, Shen Han hadn't said anything to keep a distance from him, and Shen Han also had a melancholy expression at the time, which made Jing who thought that Shen Han had feelings for him feel safe.
But now the determination and collapse in Shen Han's eyes made Jing Yi realize that what he did with this feeling finally exceeded the bottom line.
"No, I just..."
"I don't want to hear your explanation! Get lost!" Shen Han desperately pushed Jing Yi.
Although the man wanted to stay, but seeing Shen Han's mad look, he had no choice but to follow the other's strength and be pushed to the door.
Before Jing Yi could react, Shen Han pushed him out of the door forcefully, and even staggered.
"Shen Han, you!" Jing Yi couldn't believe it, it was the first time he was kicked out of a house like this.
However, before the man's anger could swell, he was interrupted by a loud bang.
Facing the closed door, the man suffocated in his heart directly kicked the door.Immediately afterwards, a loud noise echoed in the corridor, accompanied by the man's roar of anger and other complicated emotions that could not be concealed.
"Shen Han! I only like you because I'm crazy!"
This is Shen Han's first time taking care of a person, and that person is still a hopeless drunk!
"Hmm...you're dead!" Shen Han threw the person on his back onto the bed and complained, but before he finished speaking, he was implicated by Mu Pengze, his body was unstable, and he directly It fell on Muppenze.
Shen Han reacted almost immediately, pushed away the two arms that were inadvertently on his body as if his face was flushed, and stood up abruptly.
And Mu Pengze, who was thrown on the soft bed by rough movements, felt the empty embrace, frowned as if dissatisfied, and unconsciously tilted his head to rub the dry quilt, muttering something in a low voice.
Shen Han was helpless.Half of his body is wet now, and even though Shen Han has sacrificed like this, Mu Pengze is still a little bit wet by the rain. It is impossible for Shen Han to let him sleep by himself like this now.
"Mupengze, get up and take a shower!!" Shen Han yelled as if he couldn't take it anymore. In some respects, he had to admit that he and Jing Yi still had something in common.
I can bear the smell of smoke, but I can't bear the smell of drunkenness.
Mu Pengze was awakened by the sudden raised voice, and opened his eyes hazily, looking innocent and wronged.
"sleep……"
"If you want to sleep, you have to take a shower before going to bed!"
"Hmm...help me..."
"Wash yourself or fuck off."
Shen Han looked like an impartial and selfless Tie Baogong, and Mu Pengze also vaguely realized that there was no other way to make Shen Han raise the flag to surrender, so he stood up with his own body and staggered towards the bathroom.
Seeing the swaying back of the man, Shen Han couldn't help feeling a little worried.
"Muppenze, can you do it yourself? Take care, the bathroom is very slippery, be careful."
Mu Pengze seemed to have never heard of Shen Han's worries, walked into the bathroom, muttered something, and began to take off his clothes.
However, the door of the bathroom was still wide open.
The smooth lines of the man's back came into view, and the muscles of just the right size were very beautiful and seductive.However……
Shen Han didn't have the desire to take a second look at this, and directly slammed the bathroom door expressionlessly.He doesn't like to take advantage of others when they are not very conscious.
With a 'bang' sound, the man in the bathroom stopped undressing, his hazy eyes became a little clearer, and there was also some regret.
"I'll go downstairs and make you some hangover soup. You can drink it after you take a shower. Are you sure you're all right?"
"……Um."
He didn't notice the pause between the man's words and the low voice. He just thought that maybe the man was drunk, so his reaction was a little slow.
After going downstairs, Shen Han used his mobile phone to check how to make hangover soup. Although there were a few things missing, most of the main ingredients were still there.
Shen Han took out the ginger and was just about to slice it, when he was interrupted by the sudden ringing of the doorbell.
'jingle bell' 'jingle bell jingle bell' 'jingle bell jingle bell'
The sound was quicker than the sound, which made Shen Han a little puzzled, and a trace of vigilance rose in his heart.
He had just moved here, and at this late hour he couldn't think of anyone visiting.
Shen Han was careful, and went to the door without putting down the kitchen knife in his hand.
If it's a neighbor or something, I say I'm cooking, if it's a stranger... Hehe. 【Insidious.jpg】
There was a sneer at the corner of Shen Han's mouth, he leaned over to the door, and looked at the person standing outside the door through the cat's eye, but he was surprised when he saw it.
The man outside the door was meticulously groomed and even used hairspray to fix his hairstyle. Now it is disturbed by the rain, and his forehead is soft and docile. The expression on the man's face is tense, and he looks at the door as if he is looking at some unforgivable enemy. Same.
The sound of jingling bells in his ears became more and more urgent, and Shen Han only then recovered his senses and opened the door.
Shen Han was really shocked after opening the door.
That man who always pays attention to his image in suits and leather shoes, not only his hair is wet and his hairstyle is messed up, even his suit is more than half wet, especially his shoulders and trouser legs, he looks extremely embarrassed.
"...What's wrong with you? You're such a wolf—" before Shen Han could finish speaking, the man pressed his shoulder and pushed him away, and then he walked straight into the room.
Seeing that pair of expensive suit leather shoes stepping on dirty shoe prints one after another on the bright and clean floor, a crossroads appeared on Shen Han's forehead.
"Jing Yi, is there something wrong with you? Take off my shoes!" Shen Han stared at Jing Yi, still holding a kitchen knife in his hand, looking a little fierce.
However, Jing Yi was completely unaffected and was about to go upstairs.
Only then did Shen Han panic, "Jing Yi, what are you doing?!"
Jing Yi paused when he stepped on the stairs, glanced sideways at Shen Han, his eyes flicked across the kitchen knife, and a mocking smile unconsciously formed the corner of his mouth.
"Guess what I saw? Someone is playing the role of a good wife and mother."
Only then did Shen Han realize that he was holding a kitchen knife, and quickly put the knife on the small table beside him, and said in a panic, "Listen to your nonsense, good wife and mother! I'm making hangover soup, if you don't understand, just Don't compare..."
"Hangover soup? It seems that some people got lucky and enlightened you. Then I must go and see this person." After speaking, Jing Yi stepped up the stairs, and he was about to reach the second floor in two or three steps.
Before Shen Han could go over and drag him back, he saw the man suddenly paused.
Shen Han was puzzled, but a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart.At this moment, a voice came from the second floor, it sounded like it was said from the stairs, but Shen Han couldn't help but feel chills all over his body.
"Shen Han, there is no shampoo and shower gel in the bathroom."
The plain voice was completely different from the hazy one he heard before, and the sober tone seemed to be chattering about homework, which almost made Shen Han wonder if the man was really drunk just now.
And... Shen Han looked at the expressionless Jing Yi standing on the stairs, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed. She always felt a special aura silently spreading from the two people in the stairwell.This made Shen Han's face flush instantly, he hesitated and didn't know how to answer.
I always feel that it is wrong to say anything at this time, but it is also wrong not to say anything.
And Shen Han's silence did not disturb the gaze between the two men.
Jing Yi's dark and deep eyes and Mu Pengze's calm and bright eyes looked at each other, and they were silent.
After a long time, Jing Yi took the lead to look away and looked at Mu Pengze who was standing in the corridor on the second floor and looking down at him.There was only a towel around his waist.Not even a bath towel, the small towel was only enough to cover the man's thighs, and even from his perspective, he could vaguely see the curvature of Xiao Peng.
I f*** you Muppenze!Finally, he couldn't help but swear, and Jing Yi was furious, but the more he was like this, the calmer he acted.
If Shen Han had stood over just now, he might have seen the same scene as he saw, and according to Shen Han's appearance, I am afraid that Mu Pengze would directly express his feelings by expressing his feelings, and then the two of them staged a romantic scene and went straight to the scene. go to bed!
Jing Yi made up a Mu Pengze conspiracy theory by himself, and Jing Yi couldn't calm down, especially when he thought of Shen Han holding a kitchen knife and saying that he was going to make hangover soup for that well-dressed beast.
He never knew that Shen Han could cook.
Once this thought pops up, it will detonate all the forbearance and depression together like a fuse.
Jing Yi couldn't help turning his head and questioning Shen Han, with a bit of anger in his tone, "You actually want to make hangover soup for this well-dressed beast?! Are you out of your mind! Or is he pouring you some ecstasy soup? Sure enough, you shouldn't expect it What kind of crisis awareness can the brain have."
Shen Han was caught off guard by being sprayed with venom, and felt a little bit of grievance and anger in his heart.
"It's none of your business that I'm out of my mind?! Mu Pengze took care of me when I was drunk before, and I took care of him when he was drunk. I don't think there is anything wrong with what I did."
Jing Yi frowned, pointed to the stairs, and said in an unbelievable tone, "Is he drunk?"
The simple four words completely blocked Shen Han's mouth. When Mu Pengze asked him just now, it really didn't sound like he was drunk.
Before Shen Han could find a reason to justify, the man said again, "And when did he take care of you when you were drunk? I remember correctly that you were only drunk once, and I took care of you that time!"
Shen Han: ... When did it happen?
Perhaps it was Shen Han's suspicious and hesitant look that completely angered Jing Yi, the man slowly walked down the stairs and approached Shen Han.
"I was the one who brought you home from the bar after you were drunk, and I was the one who bathed you and then gave you the hangover soup!" The man followed Shen Han's unbearable backsteps and pressed on until he reached Shen Han's back. After reaching the wall, Jing Yi suddenly pressed his hands on Shen Han's shoulders.
"You have no conscience." The man whispered dissatisfiedly, and then pressed his whole body over regardless of the situation.
Shen Han only felt a burst of oppression, whether it was physically, psychologically, or... on his lips.
He wanted to resist, but the man's two arms were tightly restraining him like iron arms, as if struggling with dissatisfaction with him, he bit his lower lip fiercely when his lips met.
The breathable air gradually became thinner, and a layer of water mist gradually formed in front of Shen Han's eyes, and he felt that he was about to be unable to breathe.
"Well... you let... I..."
The trivial accusations did not earn the man's pity, but treated him more roughly.
Shen Han felt that the thin layer of skin on his mouth was about to be worn out, and the man bit his lower lip fiercely just now, and now a faint smell of blood mixed in the two mouths, making him feel animalistic. The man has a strange excitement.
With a bang, the sound of the door being slammed shut spread to the living room, and Shen Han woke up from the hot and ambiguous atmosphere. While the man was not paying attention, he pushed him away forcefully.
The numb lips after parting made Shen Han's face even more ugly, not to mention that there was a bystander who was ignored by him just now and saw all the process, which made Shen Han's mentality explode directly.
"Jing Yi! Are you a fucking pervert?! We're both divorced, get the hell out of here!"
"My life is messed up by you and you are satisfied?!"
"You are just like a naive brat, Jingcheng is absolutely right to look like you!"
"The two of us are already strangers and have nothing to do with each other. Don't appear by my side again in the future! I don't need your concern or anything else. If you see me in the future, please pretend that you don't know me!"
"Now, immediately, immediately, get out of here!"
Shen Han's never-before-seen firmness and decisiveness made Jing Yi finally start to panic.
Before the divorce, Shen Han hadn't said anything to keep a distance from him, and Shen Han also had a melancholy expression at the time, which made Jing who thought that Shen Han had feelings for him feel safe.
But now the determination and collapse in Shen Han's eyes made Jing Yi realize that what he did with this feeling finally exceeded the bottom line.
"No, I just..."
"I don't want to hear your explanation! Get lost!" Shen Han desperately pushed Jing Yi.
Although the man wanted to stay, but seeing Shen Han's mad look, he had no choice but to follow the other's strength and be pushed to the door.
Before Jing Yi could react, Shen Han pushed him out of the door forcefully, and even staggered.
"Shen Han, you!" Jing Yi couldn't believe it, it was the first time he was kicked out of a house like this.
However, before the man's anger could swell, he was interrupted by a loud bang.
Facing the closed door, the man suffocated in his heart directly kicked the door.Immediately afterwards, a loud noise echoed in the corridor, accompanied by the man's roar of anger and other complicated emotions that could not be concealed.
"Shen Han! I only like you because I'm crazy!"
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