The False Protagonist and the True Demon King[Comprehensive]

"Escape?" Shen Xi suddenly raised his head, "Is it possible?"

"Of course." Osamu Dazai said confidently, "I observed it when I was in the next ward, and you can go out through the window."

Two disabled patients crowded together at the window and looked down. This is the third floor, not too high, but not too short, which is quite unfriendly to them.

Osamu Dazai was the first to turn to the window, and carefully stood up while supporting the wall with one hand.

"Look, it's very simple, come quickly." Osamu Dazai stretched out his intact arm towards him, Shen Xi nodded, and moved along the route of Osamu Dazai.

But hospitals where people come and go will always be found, even if they are careful, they will still lie on the wall.

"Hey, what are you doing? Go back! It's too dangerous!"

"Call the police and call the security guard!"

Osamu Dazai scratched his hair helplessly, "Oh, I was discovered."

"How could it not be discovered." Shen Xi moved a little outside, "By the way, Dazai, are you okay, I feel your body shaking."

"Please don't complain about me at this time, I was seriously injured, seriously injured, and my whole body hurts."

Jumping off the wall smoothly, Osamu Dazai dragged Shen Xi to run outside the hospital. Neither of them were wearing hospital gowns, but they were not suitable for running. Osamu Dazai stopped panting, looking like he was about to collapse.

"I can't, I can't run anymore, Shen Xi, I need to slow down."

"Ah, Dazai's physical strength is still so weak, so useless."

Glancing at Shen Xi resentfully, Osamu Dazai took out his cell phone from his pocket, and then made a call. Shen Xi saw his cell phone screen, and it was indeed Atsushi Nakajima, the pitiful junior, who was the scourge of this guy.

"Mr. Dazai?" Atsushi Nakajima answered the phone quickly, with a strange voice, "Mr. Dazai, why did you call me?"

Isn't it recuperating in the hospital?

Osamu Dazai and Shen Xi hid in the corner and stared at the people who chased them out of the hospital, "Where is Auntie now? And everyone."

Atsushi Nakajima replied a little strangely: "Everyone is shopping. After all, it's hard to have a holiday. If I say it, I'm by the lotus pond now."

"I want to see the lotus too!" Osamu Dazai announced loudly.

"Huh?" Atsushi Nakajima was confused. "Mr. Dazai, what are you talking about?"

Osamu Dazai repeated: "I want to see the lotus too. Shen Xi and I have already left the hospital, come pick us up now."

Atsushi Nakajima stared blankly at the phone hanging up, "Huh? What? What did Mr. Dazai do again?"

Then he uttered the question of the century, "Why me?!"

Atsushi Nakajima, Shen Xi and Osamu Dazai were running to the pond, not to mention the collapse and grievance but had to follow suit.

At the end of the summer vacation, the heat seems to be subsiding, and the noisy cicadas in the city also quietly disappeared. In order to save time, Osamu Dazai dragged Shen Xi into a small alley, which was cool and no one passed by.

"The fat sheep is here, brothers and sisters!" The punks stood up abruptly, but before they could say anything, the two of them passed by like a gust of wind.

"Excuse me, excuse me, we are in a hurry." Osamu Dazai waved happily at them.

"Sorry." Shen Xi apologized decently, but there was no apology in his eyes.

The punks who were left in place stared dumbfounded at the people who had gradually receded in front of them, and more of them were bewildered, as if what had happened.

The leader of the gangster had bulging veins on his forehead, and he raised the stick in his hand, looking like he was going to explode.

"How dare you underestimate us! Brothers chase! Kill them!"

Just like that, the two of them followed a group of screaming punks, running forward as if they were running away.

Shen Xi glanced back, always felt that he saw a group of fighting cocks, the feathers all over his body were blown up, as if he couldn't stop stabbing you to death.

"Dazai..."

"It's okay, it's okay, I have a solution." Osamu Dazai pulled him and rushed over to the next corner, and instantly faced the disciple he called clingy last time.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke was stunned for a moment, he stood still and didn't react, why suddenly a Dazai ran out of the corner? ?

"Mr. Dazai? Next... next!"

Without slowing down in the slightest, Osamu Dazai patted him on the shoulder as he passed in front of him.

"Akutagawa, I will leave the people behind me to you!"

"Huh?" Only then did Akutagawa discover the little hooligan chasing him from around the corner.

Akutagawa looked around blankly, Dazai Osamu was getting farther and farther away, but the punk on the opposite side was getting closer.

Covering his face with one hand suddenly, Akutagawa Ryunosuke stared at the ferocious faces of those little bastards, "If that's the case, then, let's kill a bloody way, Rashomon!"

The miserable cries of the punks came from behind, and they finally left the alley, the lotus pond was nearby, and Atsushi Nakajima squatted beside the lotus pond, looking at his phone in bewilderment.

"Hi, Atsushi, long time no see." Osamu Dazai patted Atsushi Nakajima on the shoulder, and then walked past him with Shen Xi.

"Mr. Dazai, and Mr. Shen!" Atsushi Nakajima quickly caught up with them, "Aren't they recuperating in the hospital?"

"I haven't realized how to commit suicide by jumping off a building together, but you..."

Osamu Dazai stopped, and he patted Atsushi Nakajima on the shoulder with a serious look.

"Don!"

"Huh? Yes! I'm here!"

"That's it, keep this state! Akutagawa will chase after him in a while, stop him for me!"

Atsushi Nakajima raised his head abruptly, "Huh? Akutagawa?!"

It's just that he didn't get a response. Osamu Dazai had already gone to negotiate with the uncle who chartered the boat to rent him the boat cheaply. Shen Xi bowed his head very politely and apologized to Atsushi Nakajima.

"Sorry, please."

No apologies at all!

It wasn't until Osamu Dazai and Shen Xi left Nakajima Atsushi by boat that they realized, what?Akutagawa?That violent guy is coming?

So why did he have to wait here? Sure enough, Mr. Dazai would only cheat him!

There are a lot of beautiful lotus flowers blooming in the lotus pond, and the whole pond is decorated in pink. Osamu Dazai reached out to touch the petals, "It's really a beautiful picture."

Shen Xi nodded, "It's really pretty."

"It would be great if you come in spring, we can go to see the cherry blossoms, I heard that Sakura Fubuki is quite beautiful."

"Come back next time." Shen Xi looked at the lotus beside the boat, "If there is a next time."

"That's right, this is a good book for you." Osamu Dazai took out a book from his pocket, felt it was very thin, but seemed to be cherished by Osamu Dazai.

Shen Xi took the book and read it, "A complete suicide manual?"

"That's right! It's such a good book. I've got all the content in my mind, so I'm giving this book to you now."

"It's really a good book."

Both suicidal maniacs are very satisfied with this gift.

With a splash, a person flew from the air and smashed into the lotus pond, and a head emerged from the splashed water.

"Mr... Mr. Dazai, cough cough."

"Wow, it's Tun, so it turns out that Tun can fly?" Osamu Dazai lay on the side of the boat and looked at him with sparkling eyes, "Hurry up, fly again and let me see!"

Atsushi Nakajima held onto the boat, with a face full of tears, "It's not flying, it's Akutagawa."

Before the words finished, Akutagawa landed alone on the boat next to him. Akutagawa looked at Osamu Dazai with a forbearing face, "Mr. Dazai, next time..."

"Ah, the pestering guy is here again, Shen Xi, let's leave quickly."

Super excessive!Akutagawa looked shocked, like a poor child.

After doing this for a long time, the boat returned to the shore, and Osamu Dazai and Shen Xi faced each other.

"Leaving? Let's separate here."

Shen Xi nodded, "Then I'm going back to the hospital, thank everyone for me."

Osamu Dazai waved his hand, "Kunikida will be very happy, after all, one less unreliable person is one."

"But Dazai is his partner, he won't be happy with you at all."

Shen Xi took a deep breath, "Also, thank you for the gift, see you later."

Watching Shen Xi turn and leave, Osamu Dazai shook his head slightly, he patted Atsushi Nakajima on the shoulder, in the afterglow, because he couldn't see the appearance of that person, he always felt that he was finally soaked in the sun.

"The extraordinary is over, Nidon."

"Huh?" Atsushi Nakajima looked puzzled, "I feel that after joining the detective agency, every day is extraordinary."

Dazai smiled.

That's because my non-daily standards are different from your non-daily standards.

The author has something to say: In the next chapter, my English

ps: Oh my god, I didn’t expect that it’s only been ten days since I started this article, and I’ve written so much