Jedi Seeking Pot [Comprehensive British and American]

If there is one thing in this world that Deadpool is definitely not good at, it is to stay in one place with a serious face for more than ten seconds-according to his character design, that's right.

But if in a novel, the characters are not destroyed once or twice due to great changes, it seems that the grade of this article is extremely low.

'Are you kidding me? ’ At this moment, Deadpool should want to say this, ‘Just because of this **** reason, you dare to kill your brother and wife? '

This is probably just speculation, because Deadpool can't say anything, something is stuck in his throat, forcing him to be silent, in a dead silence that is enough to make people crazy.

The cessation of human breathing is not a long process, but a node that cannot be described by numbers.There is life in the first second, and there is no life in the next second.

Anonymous stopped breathing.

Deadpool still kept embracing Anonymous, and clearly felt that his life was also being lost.

——It is about the same level as the self-healing ability, and it is constantly recovering in the process of continuous loss of physical strength, causing the illusion that there is actually no effect.

So he could only imagine what kind of mood Unknown put down the gun.

It is impossible to say that I am not moved, and I am probably a little angry: no, how could I get angry?What caused this situation is the only principle of 'unnamed' himself.

No matter from which angle you look at it, the concept of "my principle is only you" appears in this fast food super English book, which seems a bit too romantic.

The crystal-blue barrier defined as the 'poison circle boundary' shrank into nothingness in front of Deadpool's eyes, and after being broken layer by layer, light spots rose from the original place.It is impossible for the blue barrier to turn orange due to shattering...but this kind of warm-colored light does separate from all the surrounding scenery and rises towards the sky.

Deadpool knelt down slowly, hugging and embracing an unidentified pose, kneeling on the grass.Everything around was still, along with the unnamed heart stopped beating.Deadpool has a strange sense, as if he is holding a non-existent entity, a void in his hands, but the sense of the surrounding environment is unlimited and delayed.

For example, the grass under the knees, which should be soft, feels very hard and rough for some reason, and all the surrounding scenery begins to distort, revealing the true face of the 'Garden of Eden'.

With the two of them as the center, the illusion faded away, revealing a desolate limestone surface full of potholes and scars, surrounded by strange rocks, and mountains and cliffs in the distance, without any trace of life.

A barren planet of barren, all gray: this is what Vormir really is.

Then there is the axis of the planet: it is said that it is the axis, and I don’t know if it is an illusion, because the tall and slender tower-shaped cliffs really look like a rotation axis that runs through the entire planet.

It is dotted with a huge orange eyeball, like a flame burning all the time, an eye projection composed of ethereal light and fire.

"It's you, the ghost?" Deadpool narrowed his eyes, put the unnamed on the ground, held the two warrior/soldier/knives behind his back with both hands, and drew the knives out of their sheaths, "Brother fucking wants to chop you into pieces !"

"Human." The eyeball sneered—because it has no mouth, it is completely impossible to judge whether it is talking.But the flame-like light flocks trembled, and the frequency was completely in tune with that uncomfortable laughter.It's probably right that it is talking to Deadpool.

Deadpool felt that he couldn't bear it at all: couldn't bear it.This is revenge for killing his wife, so he gathered strength in his legs and prepared to start climbing the cliff, destroying the eyeball first.

Behind him, there was a soft sound of metal colliding with each other. It was very familiar, it was the sound when the bullet was loaded.Deadpool suddenly turned his head, the movement was so large that he would twist his neck on the spot and ruin his reputation.

"Hey, Wade, I'm so sorry just now, didn't I scare you?"

Another hallucination... eh?Whether it's my own brain that is not normal, or this damn eye.Deadpool thought this way, but his body was completely out of rational control, so he stretched out his hand and pulled Anonymous from the ground, and the body temperature was conveyed to his palm through the gloves.

it is true?

Unnamed can feel the blood volume drop to zero, the heart stops beating, and the blood circulation stops.

So far, everything's normal: if you think being plotted to commit suicide by something faceless on an alien planet is the normal way to spend your weekends - probably normal.

No, he didn't mean that: up to this point, everything was within his purview of possible events.

But then, all his notions of life and death were completely erased.He seemed to be drifting in a warm river, and the water gave him life.

Was it the same when Wade came back from the dead?Anonymous is more inclined to think that this experience is unique and maybe not the same for everyone.

His physical strength recovered little by little, faster than when he was pulled away just now, it was like bottoming out.

Until he could open his eyes, then sit up, see Wade, then see that familiar eyeball.

Unknown feels that he has seen this eyeball thousands of times, and that inexplicable sense of familiarity cannot be explained only by a chance glimpse in a dream.

'heart'.

It's a very important thing, Anonymous thought, this eyeball might really mean a lot to him.He touched something hard made of metal on the ground: isn't that the pistol/gun he just dropped on the ground, it's a sniper according to the feel?

Anonymous picked up the M24 and skillfully filled it with bullets.

Eyeball doesn't mind his small movements.

"Disappointing Shi, disappointing Shi," Eyeball said exaggeratedly, "What, I thought it would be a good show."

stone?What stone?

The only thing that Anonymous can immediately think of is the Infinity Gem: it is too coincidental, within just one day, he came into contact with the Time Gem and this unknown gem, and what's more--when the portal went wrong, the blue The energy of color, now that I think about it, isn't it the ability of the space gem?

Unnamed thinks of the blue chip that was swallowed by the crack in the black space after the Rubik's Cube shattered.

He probably has already seen half of the six gemstones. Whether it is good luck or bad luck depends on whether he is optimistic or pessimistic.

"Are you having fun on Earth?" Soul Gem asked cheerfully, with an absolutely disgusting condescension and ease of control in its tone, its voice was unexpectedly young, judging by human standards , at most a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy, "My dear guardian?"

No, this must be bad luck, otherwise there would be no such thing as bad luck in the world.

"What is a guardian?"

For a while, Unnamed thought that he had asked the question in his mind aloud, but after a while, he realized that the person who asked the question was Deadpool.

"Probably something like a guard? Why don't you ask your boyfriend, he is the position holder, let him read the job description or something. How can I remember clearly." Gemstone replied indifferently Dao—the specific manifestation of indifference is that huge eyeball rolled its eyes.

"Which Infinity Stone are you?"

"Guess what, my hair is not green, my face is not red, my heart is not yellow, and I don't like wearing gay purple."

It's a pity that they can't completely match these colors with gemstones one by one.

The blue ones are space gems, the green ones are time, and the red ones are ether particles. According to Strange's prediction, they are reality gems.The yellow color is inlaid between Vision's eyebrows, the soul gem.

Thinking about it this way, the earth is actually connected with two-thirds of the gems, and even the unnamed ones are a little skeptical whether the earth is the center of the universe and the planet where the protagonist lives.

"Are you the power gem?" Given the odds of choosing one of the two, Unnamed decided to try one by one.

"I'm really not gay purple," Soul Gem justified itself, "Do you know how difficult it is to pick a good color?"

I really don’t know about this unnamed person. He is not a strange race that can set the color of his skin, and he has no intention of wearing a solid-color one-piece bodysuit at all.After all, Deadpool should be better at this kind of thing, Anonymous saw Deadpool wearing a red and black uniform and thought.

"Oh, why didn't you shoot just now," Soul Gem asked in frustration, "The way out is already so obvious."

"Because that's the choice 'I' will definitely make, pull the trigger, and exchange for the survival of the two with an absolutely small loss," Unknown quietly stretched out his left hand, interlocking fingers with Deadpool, and said, "Not yet In terms of whether such a cheap thing really exists, just from the perspective of probability, isn’t it the one with a relatively high proportion among the 23479 possibilities?”

In order to have a possible good ending, you have to choose the one that seems to have a relatively low success rate.

It's smarter than it imagined, and it's not in vain to extract a soul that was accidentally born by a program from that small world.

The soul gem can manipulate, rewrite, and destroy the soul, but it cannot create this natural existence that can only be called a miracle out of thin air.

Therefore, one can imagine how surprised and ecstatic it was when it discovered that a computer program could actually generate its own consciousness.

A completely blank, let it manipulate the soul at will!

Almost weeping with joy, if it could cry.

So it seized the opportunity to strip that soul from that world, using its own energy as the heart and blood to shape its body.And designate the 'unnamed' that was created as his caretaker.

The guard is as immortal as the gem on Vormir and is responsible for guarding the gem.Anyone who wants to obtain the Soul Stone must sacrifice the soul of their loved one as an offering.

How conscientiously it is, let Anonymous live in this universe and understand the taste of 'love'.

As a result, this layout seemed to be too successful, but it failed.

Originally, if Anonymous could shoot, the judgment would be that he sacrificed his loved one, and then he would get the soul gem——

That's pretty much the Soul Gem acquiring itself.

It has been looking forward to the freedom for countless years, and it is at its fingertips.

"Forget it, I'll give you an easier-to-understand statement. If you shot just now, Wade Wilson would really be dead."

Soul Gem once again showed an overly human performance, and sighed:

"It's a pity, it's only a little bit close."

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