Jedi Seeking Pot [Comprehensive British and American]

There is good news and bad news.

As a standard pessimist, Zemo decided to consider the bad news first: Hawkeye guarded the window, and the unknown visitor stood at the door.The smoke was about to clear, but no one managed to evacuate.

Zemo wished at this moment that he could pull a chainsaw out of his pants pocket, saw through the floor under his feet and leave.

The next thing is the good news: just because the person at the door didn't know whether he was an enemy or a friend, no one present had the intention of shooting themselves in the head right away.

As if he could see through his inner thoughts, the blond mercenary said again: "Actually, I was hired by S.H.I.E.L.D. Something like that, the one-eyed bureau chief is not manned enough."

"But fortunately, there is a brother, who is a moral model who sees a hundred thousand dollars, so he draws his sword to help," he held up his hands, showing how noble a mercenary profession is.

Now even Zemo noticed that the blond man's speech pattern resembled that of an undead mercenary, and had a terrifying thought.

"Wade?" Unnamed asked hesitantly, taking a step ahead of him.

"Brother is here!"

"That's right bro!"

The two identical voices overlapped, with the same brisk tone.

Double the Wilson, double the joy.

Wade, who was not disfigured, stared at Unknown, continuing his unfinished topic.He had put his hands down, and this time he sounded very serious.

"—Originally, as an envoy of justice, I wanted to help the S.H.I.E.L.D. to catch some fugitives," he said, "but! I definitely found true love, and it was love at first sight! The power of love blinded my eyes, so I don’t have any motivation now except to pat this handsome guy’s ass, handsome guy, what’s your name?”

Anonymous tilted his head, he was not sure how to answer this question.

This probably involves a philosophical question: Is Deadpool in the parallel world still 'Deadpool himself'?Or is it just another individual with the same appearance?

"What are you talking about? What do you want to do to Little Sweetheart?" Deadpool didn't have any tolerance for molesting Anonymous just because it was his 'other self'.

Regardless of the defensive posture of the captain and Barnes in front of him, he drew his knife and slashed at Wilson.

The blond-haired mercenary also pulled out the same samurai/knife, blocked the blow, and fought with Deadpool.

The light of the knife meets the light of the knife, and the black and red shadow interacts with the black combat uniform.

Of course, Deadpool remembered the face of the man in front of him. For the first 30 years of his life, when he looked in the mirror every morning, the only thing he saw was this terribly handsome face.

This doesn't mean that when he looks at this face, he will be merciful.

In fact, he regrets very much that he does not have a 'own' body that directly occupies this world like Zemo.Is it because of coordinates?One less chance to restore his handsome face.

Thinking about it now, the S.H.I.E.L.D. base they visited was probably the one in the original world.Their geographical location has not changed at all, but they have been projected into a 'parallel world' in a mirror.

If Tony Stark is to explain this problem, he will probably think of the reason that in a coordinate system, the z coordinate is changed, but (x, y) remains unchanged.

But none of the people present here are cultural people.

Art student Steve thinks it is more reliable to fight.

Two people of the same identity, using the same technique, and even the details of the movements of the sword flower are completely symmetrical. It seems that they are not fighting to the death, but performing the performance with the cooperation of memories that have been rehearsed hundreds of times.

This is no longer a tacit understanding that can be explained by 'they have the same teacher' or 'they are twins'.

"Wait, Wade!" After Unknown's name uttered, the two turned their heads to look at him at the same time, and their movements were exactly the same.

The picture is really powerful.

If it were anyone else, the voice would probably be inexplicably lowered.Unnamed was completely unaffected by this weird to extreme synchronization rate.

In the game, not only are there countless people who look the same, but most of the actions that each person does do not have any difference in details.

"Stop hitting," Unnamed said, "No one will pay you."

"My brother likes you more and more!" Wilson commented, he thinks that it is really hard to find someone with such similar views, and the 'other me' can be said to be very lucky.

The captain took this battle into his eyes, and had several guesses in his mind, but they were overturned one by one.Because of the airtight design of Deadpool's uniform, they couldn't even identify his race.

But Deadpool's voice does exactly match Wade Wilson's, and when the name 'Wade' is called out by Anonymous, he responds quite naturally.

"That's why I have something to say." Seeing the captain's doubts, Zemo sighed, "Actually, we are not from this world."

His expression was very serious, but the people present clearly did not waver in the slightest. Even if he said, "I'm sorry, in fact, what I did was a conspiracy sent by the Martians to destroy the Earth regime", there would be no surprised reaction.

They may have doubts in their hearts, but when such doubts are expressed through Zemo's mouth, it will have the opposite effect.

This is to be expected: when the other party has already identified him as an enemy, these explanations are all just sophistry.Especially when the other party has already decided that he is an 'enemy who has gone crazy', no words are enough to surprise them, or barely show trust.

They may prefer to believe that Deadpool can undergo cell division, or that a single male can reproduce an identical individual.

"We should be from a parallel world," Zemo still wanted to say, whether he believed it or not.

"Then you over there are 'not a bad person'?" Hawkeye said sarcastically, "Come on, there are no three-year-olds here."

He raised the bow/crossbow in his hand, pointing the arrow point at Zemo.

Words spoken so loudly are indeed like fairy tales.

"What's wrong with fairy tales, do you look down on fairy tales? The author has a low IQ, what can I do?" Deadpool hangs on Unknown's body angrily, and refuses to get off no matter what.

I want my wife to hug me.

It's not a good time - but Deadpool has never cared about 'timing'.Unknown touched the side of his face with his lips, extremely perfunctory.

"It's not fair, I want a little beauty to kiss me too—" Wilson dragged out his voice, and the intentionally sticky voice matched his body shape, enough to make everyone's faces hang and swallow flies like expression.

Who said Wade Wilson didn't have superpowers before he became Deadpool?

It is this mouth that can change the face of the entire Avengers at the same time. It is a mutant ability.

"I'm serious," Zemo weakly tried to bring everyone's attention back to the business, "when I just woke up in this body, I didn't know what happened—"

A golden-red streamer streaked across the sky, swooped down from above the clouds, and stopped outside the apartment window.

Zemo's attempts at persuasion were interrupted again.

He began to wonder if he was under the curse of 'never let others believe in the truth of the parallel world'.

They escaped from the S.H.I.E.L.D. prison in no more than two hours, but in the eyes of Tony, who can call surveillance video and use artificial intelligence for facial recognition, two hours is already a relatively slow reaction speed.

Outside the window, the visor of Iron Man's suit was opened, and Tony Stark made a flirtatious appearance as always, but the moment he saw Steve, he lost his temper, and any arrogant words were stuck in his throat.What can he say?

Farewell to Siberia, I never expected to see you so soon;

What a coincidence, you're here to catch Zemo too?

"Congratulations, Colonel Zemo," Tony said dryly, commanding four or five suits to encircle the apartment, and adhering to the "As long as I pretend I can't see you, you don't exist, and neither do I." The principle of "no need to arrest you" completely took Captain America and others present as air, "You were arrested again."

…sun.

He hasn't lived enough, and he doesn't want to face the one-eyed chief.

What about brotherhood?Feeling targeted, Zemo looked back at the unnamed, who was standing firmly behind the 'non-existent' Sergeant Barnes.

Deadpool...he stopped fighting at some point, and turned his back to Zemo as if he saw his own good brother—the back is the key point—he had a lively chat with Wade Wilson, and currently there is no way to lend a helping hand hand meaning.

Two suits flew in through the window one by one and stopped in front of Zemo.While they weren't posing in any way threatening, Zemo wasn't at all interested in trying Iron Man's palm cannon with flesh and blood.

Well, Zemo can only follow Deadpool's endless thoughts and think bitterly, which at least fucking means that he made his C debut in the middle of the two Iron Man suits.

The C position is a ghost!

"Bah! En! Si! You! If you don't wipe the ground, you will join forces with other people to beat me!" Ze was hostile by the Winter Soldier, very wronged, fake girlfriends, don't think he can't beat him, he can still rely on battle cries to output.

"Sweetheart... do you want to kiss me?" I don't know what agreement Deadpool and Wilson reached, the two of them seemed to become good brothers in an instant.The former hung back on Unknown's body, while the latter sheathed his knife, staring at his duplicate with a curious baby look on his face.

It's over, I don't see it.Did you know you were going to be arrested too?Zemo thought desperately.Are you the only one who has a sense of crisis in the world?

Magic☆Zemo-chan is also very energetic today.

The author has something to say: the final exam is coming up next week.

I can update it daily.

must work hard!