Jedi Seeking Pot [Comprehensive British and American]

Freefall is no fun at all, and a 2 minute free fall is even less fun.

Fortunately, there is something in physics called 'critical velocity', which effectively prevents them from falling faster than three times the speed of sound.

A light spot suddenly appeared in the endless dark passage, and without warning, the three of them fell towards the light, and then fell to the ground.

Paji.Aww.

This is not three people falling into two patties, with a patty that can be regenerated and restored.

In fact, the pain of landing is almost negligible, almost like falling out of bed because of poor sleep.That slap was Deadpool hitting the ground without even a broken bone, and then Unknown's whole body fell on Deadpool, almost mouth-to-mouth with him.

So Deadpool let out a happy 'ow'.

Here comes the question, what about Zemo?

Zemo sat on a chair.

He tried to raise his hand, but found that his left wrist couldn't move, and the same with his right wrist.He is both familiar with and unfamiliar with this touch: it is the feeling that the metal shackles have been smudged by body temperature for a long time, and have become less cold.

If I didn't try the movements myself, I'm afraid it would be difficult to realize the existence of the shackles.Not only the hands, but the shackles of the legs are also very firm.

He opened his eyes, it was a glass cage, he was fixed on a chair in the middle, unable to move at all.To his eyesight, the glass was absolutely bulletproof.Even the best escape master, I am afraid there is nothing to do with this cage.

what's the situation?

Zemo clearly remembered that he was still falling half a minute ago, and somehow he suddenly became like this.He had one second to panic, and three seconds to carefully observe his surroundings and figure out the situation.

In the second second, he saw Deadpool and Unnamed falling from the sky, smashing outside the cage like arhats.Zemo didn't know for a split second whether he should be thankful or scream.

When Unknown looked up with a confused face, he saw Zemo with a confused face.

But unnamed confirmation, Zemo's luck value must be relatively low, because at least he and Deadpool are not locked in a certain cell.

"To confirm, you are Helmut, not Helmut's twin brother?" asked anonymously.

"What a coincidence, you are Unnamed, not his twin brother?" Zemo asked dryly.

Looking around, the only thing that could be regarded as a clue in the whole room is a small stack of documents on the table. Perhaps because it is not a secret at all, it has not been cleaned up at all.Unnamed grabbed the documents on one side of the table and began to flip through Zemo's files, becoming more and more fascinated.Deadpool also came up.

Looks like this isn't... their original world.If I had to say it, it might be a 'parallel world', where the characters are exactly the same, but the things they do are completely different.

And there are no anonymous names in this world, at least according to the records, there are none at all.

"In summary, you assassinated an African king, took control of the Winter Soldier, beat Iron Man, forced the Avengers to disband, and then voluntarily got caught," Untitled summed up brilliantly.

Zemo's eyes went dark, and he felt that he was not very well.

"Aren't you considering...letting me out first?" he asked weakly.

Almost forgot that there was such a thing, Anonymous knocked on the bulletproof glass, took a few steps back, went around to the blind corner behind the iron cabinet, and took out a fragmentation grenade from his backpack.Deadpool held Anonymous in his arms, refusing to allow him the possibility of any harm.

The countdown ended, and, as expected, the sound of the grenade exploding accompanied the siren, and sawdust and metal shards slammed into the walls, some embedded as much as an inch.Red emergency lights flashed non-stop, and alarms rang throughout the base.

I have to say that the quality of this cage is particularly good.

A grenade went down, but there were a few more cracks in the center.Deadpool slashed and slashed with a weapon/warrior/knife before breaking the glass.He excitedly stood in front of Zemo, gesticulating with the point of the knife at his wrist (the shackles).

Colonel Zemo's eyes were dark again.

"It's not good, Zemo he escaped from prison!" An agent rushed into the director's office panting, announcing the shocking news.

When Nick Fury heard the news, he stood up abruptly, almost bringing the chair behind him.

"What?" Fury asked in shock, "Isn't he heartbroken?"

It is said that after Zemo executed his plan to alienate the Avengers, he completely lost the will to live, and he did not speak or resist all day long.Why did you suddenly play Helmut's Redemption?

"Obviously there is a word called resurgence," Tony also stood up, and he strode towards the door, "Goodbye, now I want to save the world more than these tedious procedures."

Director Fury really wants to say wait for me, I also want to save the world, and I don't want to review documents.

"Stark," but all he finally asked was, "Where does your English teacher live?"

"how?"

"I'm going to pay homage to the heroic spirit," Director Fury said sadly.

Is this what Resurrection is for?

S.H.I.E.L.D. was extremely efficient, and it took less than 5 minutes for the three of them to steal the car without registering their name, and they followed Xiao Tail behind them.

"People in front! You are surrounded! Put down your weapons!" The black SUVs chasing behind obviously belonged to S.H.I.E.L.D.

Only fools put down their weapons.And in the last world, Anonymous learned the meaning of 'surround' very seriously.Shouldn't the encirclement be a circle?This kind of chasing battle can also be regarded as encirclement?There is no need for culture.Unknown and Deadpool leaned out of the car window, aimed at the tires and fired.

The two SUVs spun around and were scrapped in the middle of the road, just blocking the way of all passing vehicles. Zemo took the opportunity to step on the accelerator and drive away.

"Wow, villain Boss, is he so handsome?" Deadpool handed Zemo the document that basically outlined the situation in this world, and ordered Helmut, new character design, super villain, national enemy and family hatred, Zemo Thumbs up.

"I don't think it's cool, especially when we're still being hunted down by S.H.I.E.L.D." Zemo said he didn't want praise, and threw back Deadpool's severed hand.

"Subsequent," Unregistered sighed, tossing up and down the useless communication equipment from the original world, "What about the new world that was agreed upon? Why do you still have to be hunted down by the captain for ten streets - if you knew it, you wouldn't come here Now, what's the difference?"

"At least they don't know Anonymous here," Zemo said. "It's a small advantage."

Then he realized immediately that he might have said the wrong thing.Unknown and Deadpool looked at each other for a moment, as if they had reached an agreement, then Qiqi turned his head and stared at him, making Zemo's hair stand on end.

Plastic Wars Friendship?Don't you guys want to hand me over to S.H.I.E.L.D. for a bounty?

"Where are we going next?" Zemo asked.

Now the last thing they need to do is replace this car that apparently has a positioning system.They resolutely abandoned their cars and walked: this is New York City, the surrounding scenery is exactly the same as the previous world, and it is easy to have the illusion that 'this is the original world'.

Because of this, Zemo had a whim: "Every plant and tree here is similar to our world, and even the small vendors selling fruits on the street corners are the same ones, don't you mean?"

Has the Zemo of this world ever bought himself a place to live somewhere in New York?

The three of them quickened their pace, and according to their memories, they soon arrived at the building that was supposed to be 'Zemo's apartment'.

Even the spare key was still placed under the rug. Zemo watched the unnamed take out the key and insert it into the lock, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Wait--"

In the original world, it wasn't me who was used to putting spare keys under the carpet, but——

The reminder came a bit late, the rusty bearings creaked and the door was already opened.The occupant of the apartment had indeed remained the same, but it wasn't Zemo.

James Barnes, the former Winter Soldier, stood between the kitchen and the dining room, staring at the three of them with a mixture of 'horrified' and 'furious' eyes.

To be precise, staring at Zemo.

So Unknown and Deadpool took a step back in a very CP tacit understanding, and sold Zemo completely.

"Jane... Sergeant Barnes." In order not to irritate Barnes, Anonymous replaced Zemo and chose a more neutral title. Barnes on the opposite side was ready to go, and it seemed possible at any time He jumped up and grabbed Zemo by the throat.

In fact, Barnes really wanted to break Zemo's neck before he could spit out any control words, but because of the unnamed and deadpool's unknown strength, he didn't take action immediately.

Things don't look friendly.

"Ze. Mo." Barnes gritted his teeth.

Zemo instantly had an illusion, as if he had slept with the US team—what was he thinking!

"It's me," Zemo replied calmly, and stuffed the crazy idea into the trash can, "How long have you been cleaning?"

He meant a thin layer of dust on the ground.The poorly sealed windows of this apartment not only cannot soundproof, but also cannot completely block the smoke and dust. In the original world, they took turns to be responsible for vacuuming once or twice a week.

However, the commando's ability to change the subject is very poor: maybe because English is not his mother tongue, Zemo tried to find an excuse for his sudden confusion.

"Cuck!"

said Barnes grimly.

Could it be that James Barnes finally broke through the limitations of the super soldier's abilities, took one small step for the Winter Soldier, one giant leap for mankind, and learned the language of frogs?This is much stronger than other winter soldiers' ability to speak thirty languages.

"?" Unknown felt as if he couldn't understand the Martian language of these two people, so he glanced at Deadpool.But it is obviously impossible for Deadpool to "regenerate" the X gene suddenly, and then immediately mutate the ability of "animal language tenth level specialization A++".

So Deadpool looked at Zemo, but unfortunately Zemo also showed a puzzled expression, saying that although he can speak Martian, the frog language is really super classy.

Barnes looked at the innocent expressions of the three people in front of him who could be regarded as carved out of a mold, and was so angry that he wanted to blow their heads off with a mechanical arm:

"Get out - ah -"

The author has something to say: the colonel wears the soul, and the other two wear

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