Jedi Seeking Pot [Comprehensive British and American]

Sherlock's eyes lit up for a moment.Magic, this concept is far beyond the daily boring murder case from any angle.

His brain immediately started running at full speed, analyzing a bit of information given by Olos: Earth also has a system of magic?He had never noticed this before.Of course, the poor tricks of those street performers can never be real——

"This really makes me curious, maybe it can be called my 'God Observation Experiment'," Olos noticed Sherlock's reaction, and her mood suddenly became clear.

It's almost like the human behavior observation experiment she planned.

Sure enough, Sherlock is the one that Olos likes more among the two brothers, and the thinking patterns of the two are closer.

"But he's far away in New York," Mycroft had to say, trying to interrupt Olos and Sherlock's dangerous thinking trend—he has no intention of interfering with superpowers in the United States, which may cause more serious diplomatic tensions. question.

"He may have been in New York yesterday, but apparently the UK is more to his liking, is it an honor?" Olos switched the video interface.

This time it was a blurry street photo. In the background, a familiar man was still holding a cane, standing in the center of Trafalgar Square, looking up at something.

Mycroft's grip on the umbrella tightened.

"Mike," Olos is really like a girl begging for candy from her family now, "can you do me a favor?"

Mycroft Holmes knew that the candy would be poisoned and sent back, but he really couldn't refuse the plan.

Especially when this dangerous man is now in the UK -

Great Britain doesn't have that many superheroes, not even mutants.Although he has long known the existence of the 'Temple Master', there is no guarantee that the earth's mages will be able to fight against this obviously enemy existence.

So he had to take out a hard fruit candy from his pocket and hand it to Olos.

"Let's go?" Olos dragged Anonymous, and went out like a gust of wind.

It's really like 'Dongfeng'.This style of getting what you want and leaving is exactly the same as Sherlock.

Mycroft didn't even notice when she disarmed the security system.

London, a completely unremarkable bar in a corner.

"Hello, I'm Unknown," Unknown approached the man sitting at the bar counter. The latter was still wearing a long trench coat and a dark green scarf, but his cane was no longer in his hand.

Although it looks very casual, Unnamed can't underestimate this unknown man, or according to Olos' metaphor, this unknown god.

And Unknown felt that the beating organ in the left chest seemed to be able to sense a pulling force, which made him feel uncomfortable.

The scepter is nearby, and he has this kind of feeling somewhere.Not only that, Unnamed even had the urge to grab that scepter.

Unless he wants to die, he will do it openly.

In reality, distraction only lasted less than a second, and the man was looking back at him, his green eyes filled with indifference and contempt, as if he would say 'Get lost' in the next second.

But after his eyes fell on Unknown's body for a moment, he suddenly put on a friendly smile.

"Hi, my name is Loki."

The low-level mistake of smiling less than the eyes can never appear on the god of tricks. The gentle meaning is like ripples, and it quickly fills his eyes. Even the color of the irises is not as sharp and vivid as before. aggressive.

If it weren't for the unnamed confirmation that he was absolutely right: the other party was indeed full of malice before, he would almost have thought that the two of them were good brothers who grew up wearing a pair of pants.

The alien invasion in New York is on the TV in the bar.

No matter how much the British people like to mock Yankees, under such a catastrophe, there is no other emotion except sympathy and fear.

Loki noticed that Anonymous was watching the news, and actually wanted to smash the TV immediately, so as not to be reminded of his humiliating failure.Fortunately, this invasion did not count as an act of his own appearance.

The Rubik's Cube—the cube used to open the portal—has gone missing, and that's the biggest problem.

He must obtain the Rubik's Cube.

This time, S.H.I.E.L.D. used the Rubik's Cube, which originally wouldn't open the space channel, but "that one" interfered with the Rubik's Cube's energy and opened the portal for the Chitauri army.

This is the condition of the transaction between Loki and him, the Cosmic Rubik's Cube in exchange for the right to rule the atrium.

Loki had failed, though—though it wasn't his fault, he didn't think 'the one' would have much patience.

As one of the best mages in the Nine Realms, Loki saw at a glance that Unknown's body had energy fluctuations that were similar to but not identical to the Rubik's Cube, so he condescended and was willing to talk to a human being.

'That was very unfortunate. ’ If it were any other human being in front of him, Loki would use this opening line.But the god of trickery didn't say so.

Because the unnamed face lacked even a trace of sympathy or sadness.

"What do you think of this?" So Loki asked calmly.

Anonymous knocked on the bar, asking the Kanban lady to bring him a glass of juice.

"Very poor strategy," he said, "overwhelming forces failed to hold the device that actually opened the portal."

This is not an inside story that ordinary people will know, unless Anonymous has seen the device with his own eyes.Loki is more interested in the unnamed.

An ant is also an interesting ant.

"My more important question is," Unnamed took a sip of the juice, thanked the bartender with his crazy eyes, and then turned to Loki, "Why didn't you become a commander? I think you will be much more qualified."

That's right, Loki agreed with this evaluation in his heart.Although the leader of the Chitauri, the 'other', has a good fighting ability, he is far inferior to himself in terms of leadership ability.He would just lead the legion on a rampage, just like his stupid brother.

Of course, the 'other' didn't have the evil luck like Sol, so failure was inevitable.

Of course Loki wasn't surprised, nor was he flustered by the fact that he revealed his identity anonymously.

Things were going the way he didn't expect, but he was capable enough to get out of here.

The female bartender put the glass on the bar, and the glass hit the wood, making a crisp sound.The sound was not loud at first, but the bar fell silent for an instant.

This is clearly a group of well-trained fighters - or, as the Atrium people say, agents.

The agents placed by Mycroft all stood up and began to leave in an orderly manner.Soon, there were only the female bartender behind the bar, Unknown and Rocky left in the bar.

Leaning against the side of the bar, the brunette woman who was graciously mixing drinks for the guests just now blinked her eyes. The ordinary temperament that was so ordinary that it was ignored faded from her body in an instant, and her delicate but unsurprising facial features were also there. The beauty that can be called magic charm blooms in an instant.

Olos Holmes straightened, shed her disguise, and returned from her mortal role to her throne.

Calm mingled with madness, contempt mingled with a secret hatred of the world.A bystander, a born actor.

This atrium woman is of the same kind as herself, and deceit and persuasion are nature and instinct for her.Loki was only now showing a little surprise—or rather a gifted interest.

Isn't it the greatest honor for a mortal to be able to entertain the gods?

"I'm listening," he said.

No need to ask too much, since they didn't act immediately, or even paid off the game, they definitely didn't treat Loki as an endless 'enemy'.It was also hard for him to believe that such two lunatics would be one of those 'Justice Messenger'.

It's more like trying to negotiate some terms with him.

Sure enough, Unnamed didn't even put down the juice in his hand, and it was even more impossible for Oluos to suddenly burst out with some non-existent fighting power.

"We discussed it and wondered if you really understood why the Chitauri failed," the unnamed said.

"Because they're too weak," Loki said disdainfully.

There is no grammatical difference between 'they' and 'theirs' in English, but from his extremely contemptuous tone, it is easy to hear that he does not regard the Chitauri as equals.

They're just a piece of equipment in Loki's toolbox, and the kind that don't work very well.

He and the Chitauri Legion lent to him by "the one" had no brotherhood, and even looked at each other with distaste.The Chitauri despise him for not engaging in hand-to-hand combat, and he doesn't bother to explain the importance of intelligence to these lowly races with brains no bigger than melon seeds.

"No, because they're too ugly," Olos pointed out bitterly.

Loki doesn't deny that the Chitauri's appearance... is a little bit different from his aesthetics, but this is not his army anyway, otherwise he will definitely vigorously promote the application of basic Asa magic, and devote himself to at least teaching these strange creatures How to create the illusion of a human figure.

On the other hand, the unnamed side, minus Deadpool, is all of the same appearance—even Deadpool was a rare handsome guy before his disfigurement, and at least he has a good figure when he wears a mask.

But what does that have to do with the failure of the Chitauri weaklings?

When Loki looked up, he saw Olos and Anonymous who were dressed in ordinary people's clothes and couldn't see the slightest hint of madness, and suddenly realized something.

The Chitauri who are so ugly can only engage in large-scale invasions that arouse public outrage. If they want to talk about their favorite infiltration, assassination, and undercover, the ghosts will give them to them.

You can't fight and you can't dive, so what's the use of you?

It even hurts the eyes.

*London's most famous square, the southern end is the traditional city center Charing Cross

The author has something to say: TheOther: ? ? ?You say I'm ugly again? ? ?

Ah Yan: You are ugly, you are ugly, you are slightly ugly

TheOther: Meh Dad!dad!He said I was ugly!

Baa Dad: You are really ugly...