Jedi Seeking Pot [Comprehensive British and American]

Chapter 31 Energy drinks also kill sperm

Sokovia has been infiltrated by HYDRA, and this pervasive terrorist organization even has countless followers in the government.

They have reason to believe that the moment this extremely conspicuous S.H.I.E.L.D. fighter landed, the Red Skull in an underground base must have received the news.

S.H.I.E.L.D. refused all local assistance to avoid being stabbed in the back during the fight.So they have to do it all by themselves.

"At this time, you need the high technology produced by Stark," Tony Stark proudly showed his newly researched drone, which can be used to scan the surrounding terrain.

As a city-state, Sokovia is not that big, and Tony estimated that it would take about an hour to complete the scan.

The premise is that Hydra has not installed fortifications against this detection method. This is pure luck: Tony has never used drones before. Hydra will not specifically create defenses against him, but jamming equipment If advanced enough, it can block detection.

The results of the detection were surprisingly clear—not that clear, actually.Within the entire map, there is only one area that cannot be detected.

"This bunch of idiots," Tony Stark remarked, "we just need to know where they are, and this shielding just screams 'we're here.'"

Maybe they're hoping the Avengers will find them, and they've set up many traps.This is a fact that everyone knows, but doesn't point out.

It is unwise and unnecessary to hit one's own morale before going to war.

Of course, before invading the base, they had to find out where the entrance to the base was.This forest is roughly the location of the underground base, but it is still very difficult to manually search for the entrance location among them——

Tony Stark manipulated his battle armor in an extremely high-profile manner, rose above the forest, and gave Jarvis the command to scan the entire field,

"Sir, the scan found a hidden passage 500 meters southeast." Jarvis reported reliably.

It's still very simple.Unnamed really wants to kidnap Tony to develop chicken-eating technology for him.

The group quickly marched near the entrance of the base. Before the stationed Hydra agents even had time to raise the alarm, they were killed by Hawkeye from a tree and fell to the ground by a sneak attack from behind by the Black Widow.

The beginning of the invasion was not at all thrilling.

Compared with the dark, dripping stairs that often appear in horror movies, Hydra, which is well-treated by employees, obviously did not skimp on the investment in lighting when building this base.

Compared with the base of terrorist organizations, this place looks more like a technological development center, the kind that can be used for sightseeing.

"Why Strucker is called Strucker, do you know?" Deadpool asked the anonymous, who thought for ten seconds, then shook his head innocently.

"Because his father's surname is Strack." Hawkeye interjected in his busy schedule, and got a look of contempt from Deadpool.

"No, because the glass door of his lab must say 'pull', not 'push,'" Deadpool replied seriously, "but soon, he's going to change his name to Strick, because Deadpool's dad wants Kick down his door."

Anonymous nodded seriously beside him.

Hawkeye felt that if he was blind, he would have to apply for a work-related injury. After extorting a large sum of money from Director Fury, he switched to playing e-sports. After all, e-sports does not require eyesight.

Luckily he doesn't have to spend all day with this dude.

There are many forks in the road, and the captain asked everyone to divide into pairs and explore the base separately.With the alarms sounded and HYDRA on maximum alert, it seemed an ill-advised decision to separate.

But if they act together as a team, the progress of the search will be too slow, and the Red Skull may evacuate from here at any time, and time is very important.

Deadpool and Unknown go together naturally.

On the way, what they saw was the almost empty laboratory that had been evacuated in a hurry, and only the experimental subjects were still tied to the dissection table or hospital bed.

Unnamed felt that Deadpool's whole body was extremely tense, like a gun barrel that would explode if touched.Especially when his gaze passed over those experimental subjects, Deadpool's body was almost completely rigid.

Deadpool's hand holding the gun was also clenched, and there were even some signs of shaking slightly due to excessive force.

"Brother hates this place." When Deadpool said some inappropriate jokes, his tone was extraordinarily exaggerated to the point of falsehood, "Bundled play or something, I just want to play with my sweetheart."

This time, there was no cheating command to control the opponent - Unnamed felt that the enemy's restraint on the agents was simply equivalent to a blood lock.

It is a little more difficult for him to move forward, and he can no longer rush forward recklessly.But this time he wasn't alone either.Advantages and disadvantages are basically evened out.

Turning around a certain corner, this time the agents were clearly prepared, and never made the mistake of giving away the head alone. At least seven or eight people got together to act together.

Deadpool and Unknown ran into such a team head-on.

The moment the opponent saw the Deadpool uniform, they opened fire, regardless of the aim of the bullet, and devoted themselves to suppressing the firepower.

Probably because no one in the entire base wore such a flamboyant red color, which caused Deadpool to reveal his identity in an instant.

The two used an overturned cabinet as cover.Deadpool doesn't care much about being shot, but he doesn't intentionally get hurt to affect his combat effectiveness. He even pays attention to unnamed actions at all times to ensure that the opponent can occupy most of the space behind the bunker.

Unnamed leaned forward and shot, and successfully killed three enemies, but was shot in the right chest because the speed after retracting the cover was too slow.

The bullet tore through the flesh, and Anonymous barely retreated behind the bunker, leaning against the cabinet, breathing heavily.But he even calmly raised his left hand to confirm the condition of the wound, which was a penetrating wound.

Blood kept pouring out from the wound, and the bullet had obviously injured his lungs. Anonymous couldn't stop the blood spilling from the corner of his mouth at all, and was almost suffocated to death by his own blood from the inside.

"How are you?" Hearing the suppressed cough of the unnamed, Deadpool immediately knelt down beside him, dropped a pistol/gun, and wanted to touch the wound, but he didn't dare to do so, and he didn't even care about his own health. Half of his body was exposed to the enemy's gunfire, and the easy joke when he was injured was nowhere to be seen.

Anonymous coughed up a big mouthful of blood, covered the wound on his right chest with one hand, and took out a mysterious square bag from his backpack with the other hand.

He then pulled Deadpool into cover, and while the latter fired cover, he injected himself with a wound.

He finished another bottle of drink, stood up, held the AKM, and fired at the opposite side.When he made sure that all the enemies in front of him were down and came out from behind the bunker, he saw Deadpool's indescribable eyes.

"Sweetheart," Deadpool said with difficulty, staring at Unidentified who was supposed to be lying on the ground dying, but is now healthier than anyone else and able to fight, and looked at the empty soda cans on the ground, "Energy drinks kill sperm. "

Anonymous stepped over the pile of corpses in front of him, picked up another first aid kit on the ground, and put it in his backpack, satisfied with this timely supply.

The dizziness from the blood loss just now, and the feeling that the lungs are full of blood and the bloody smell remains in the entire airway seems to be just an illusion. It is exactly the same as the experience in the game. The unnamed wound has completely healed, only the right chest is torn by the bullet , Clothes soaked in blood proved that he was indeed injured.

"Look, we're the same." Unknown said to Deadpool with a smile, showing him his healed wound, "it's all right, you don't have to—"

Again, if I encounter any danger, I will be blocked behind me, and I will bear the pain of injury by myself.

"No, I won't let my sweetheart get hurt again," Deadpool's voice was full of repressed anger, he pulled out his pistol/gun, pulled the trigger with far more force than necessary, and fiercely aimed at the person who had just shot. The agent at that time emptied the magazine.

This corpse officially stepped from the fourteenth ban to the bloody level of the eighteenth ban.Anonymous avoided the pool of blood on the ground. He didn't have a red uniform like Deadpool, and even if it was stained with blood, it was not obvious.Now his own blood is sticky and sticky, and he doesn't need more.

Deadpool turned around and hugged him, he was stunned for a moment, and then put his hand that didn't know where to put it on the other's back.The two hugged tightly between the blood pools of the dead bodies, and the blood from the unnamed heart quickly contaminated the uniform of Deadpool.The latter didn't mind this little bit of blood. He even hoped that the blood would dry up more slowly, and it would be better if it could seep through the surface of the uniform and seep to his heart.

There was an awkward mix of gunpowder smoke and blood on the breath, but both of them felt that maybe this was where they belonged.

It wasn't until he heard the footsteps of other Avengers that Anonymous pushed away Deadpool who buried his head on his shoulder and refused to move.

Natasha first glimpsed the obvious bullet damage on Unmarked's clothes, but said nothing.There are many secrets in Unnamed, and she has no position to explore now.

Respecting his secrets is probably the most basic way to thank him for his help.

Briefly report after rendezvous, so far, everything is very normal, Hydra agents have shown excellent fighting ability, but not enough to hold off the Avengers.But the vigilance of the Avengers has not diminished.

They have yet to meet the twins, or Strack himself.

They came all the way to the center of the base. According to the confession of the Hydra agent just now, the control room of the base is in front.Deadpool took the lead and kicked open the door of the control room with one corner.

It was full of terrified staff members, and just as Deadpool wanted to praise them for their dedication, they knew how to put on their expressions in advance to welcome the great Deadpool dad.

He saw the source of the real horror on these people's faces:

Wolfgang von Strack.

But he wasn't a living Strucker, and he wasn't a living Strucker.

Because he is dead.

The author has something to say: I really like this hug scene.

Probably because the hobbies are very strange.

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