Jedi Seeking Pot [Comprehensive British and American]

The two are wearing the same combat uniform, but unfortunately they look so different, no one would recognize them as brothers.I haven't had time to get a tattoo of Peppa Pig's anonymous name. It seems that there is still no Red Skull society today.

"Evening—no, good morning, Mr. Red Skull." Anonymous waved his hand friendly, "Did you sleep well?"

Well, it's pretty good.

His tone was so natural that Red Skull had the urge to answer in a pleasant tone.Of course, great leaders are not like ordinary people, and they will never be easily led astray by anonymous people.

"I'm getting more and more satisfied," Red Skull didn't look at the subordinates who were overwhelmed all over the place, and focused on Anonymous, unhurried, full of courage that a villain leader should have, "Zola is right ,you are perfect."

He looked at Anonymous with the look of a perverted uncle looking at a loli.

"Thank you." The latter felt flattered, and simply and neatly held the assault/front/gun to chug the Red Skull.

Unexpectedly, Unregistered didn't give face at all, and he didn't follow the protagonist's slapstick route. The Red Skull dragged his almost scrapped body, unable to effectively avoid the attack at all, and could only roll on the spot in a state of embarrassment.

The shot/shot/gun had such a wide range that several bullets still hit his shoulder.Red Skull clutched his shoulders, his eyes almost burst into flames.

He had never felt so humiliated, not even when he lost to Captain America.

The unnamed wanted to make up the knife, but when he raised the charge/blade/gun, he felt something suddenly hit his abdomen. It felt like someone had punched him hard. On guard, he was forced to give up aiming.

In the next instant, the charge / assault / gun in his hand disappeared.

When Unregistered looked up again, he saw a young man supporting the Red Skull and showing him an extremely arrogant smile.

"Hey, remember to hold the gun steady next time." The silver-haired boy threw the charge/blade/gun he got at some point on the ground, and kicked it proudly.

When did he show up?

Unnamed stared blankly at the silver lightning-like thing, and when the breeze brought by the high-speed movement subsided, the laboratory in front of him was empty, leaving only a swivel chair near the door, which was quickly moved by someone. Hit the same, spin slowly until it stops.

Mom.

Teleport hang?

He was so angry that he smiled back: What I hate the most in my life is you guys who cheat, I didn't expect that there are also people in the real world.

He picked up the gun and chased it out the door.The Winter Soldier had also stood in a vigilant posture, obviously aware of something, but the naked eye could not capture the person's movement track at all.

Probably this is why the Red Skull is so confident, and he has countless cards.

Anonymous rubbed his still aching abdomen, and just about to greet Dongri to go to the exit of the base - they had discovered that the laboratory where the Red Skull was located was very close to the exit - when they suddenly heard a deafening explosion from behind.

The Winter Soldier and Unnamed fell to the ground at the same time, their backs were hurt by the blasted debris, but fortunately, neither of them was injured.

The people who broke through the base obviously didn't use traditional methods. The smoke and dust caused by the explosion/explosion/thing hadn't dispersed for a long time, and Anonymous squinted his eyes, trying to see the figure on the other side clearly.

Next to him, the Winter Soldier, whose eyesight has undergone an incomplete serum transformation and is much better than Unknown, turned around and left as if he had seen a ghost, even more agile than when he was dodging bullets just now.

Turning around without a name, he had time to reach out Erkang's hand when he heard footsteps approaching behind him.

He heard a familiar footstep, he was unwilling to walk properly, insisted on bouncing and jumping, and there was only one person in his memory.

Anonymous relaxed his standing posture, raised his gun and turned around instead of following his instinct.Maybe the Winter Soldier just doesn't want to see other people, especially former enemies.He chose to respect the feelings of his temporary teammates.

Following the clues provided by Spider-Man, the Avengers found the suspected Hydra base.After Jarvis scanned and proved that there was indeed space underground, they simply and neatly—or Deadpool chose to blast a passage simply and neatly.

They were lucky to open a safe entrance.

The smoke dissipated, and a person wearing a Red Skull battle suit could be vaguely seen standing with his back to them.

The captain is very familiar with this uniform. Although the Red Skull should be dead, he dare not relax his vigilance against Hydra's various black technologies. He immediately became vigilant, with the shield in hand, ready to attack at any time.

The man didn't move, and it was difficult to see his entire back in the dust, whether he had a big red bald head like the Red Skull.

Before the captain had time to step forward cautiously, the Deadpool behind him rushed out regardless, shouting as if he lost his mind:

"Unnamed sweetheart!!!"

The suspected Red Skull let Deadpool jump on him and turned into a koala hanging around his neck.Deadpool was actually slightly taller than that man, so he curled up his legs awkwardly, trying to show a clingy look.

"Wade, don't make trouble." The familiar voice passed through the barrier, and it was recognized that it was an anonymous person, and the group relaxed visibly.

"The little sweetheart who changed clothes is still as cute, in fact, it's a little cuter," Deadpool murmured, reluctantly being pushed off him by an anonymous person, barely standing still, "Even if the little sweetheart is wearing a magical girl suit, This buttocks, I will never admit it wrong."

"Hmm." Unregistered listened selectively to the last half of his sentence.

"What is this? Even if it's a strange play, it can only be played with my brother, not with others." Deadpool saw the armband on the unnamed left arm, frowned and muttered, "Absolutely not, who is it? I'm going to stay with Little Sweetheart, I'm going to kill him now!"

Deadpool pulled out a dagger from nowhere, chopped the armband into pieces, pulled out the needle buried in the unnamed arm, and the little remaining bright red potion mixed with the oozing blood dripped on the ground.

"It's okay, that (robot) man is dead." Unnamed showed a smile that belonged to killing embryos.

There are no enemies around, which is unusual.Natasha Romanov interrupted the conversation between the two, and asked rationally, "Unknown, how did you escape?"

Anonymous pointed to the charging / front / gun and shot / bullet / gun behind him, and took a step back to the side.When Natasha saw the corpses all over the corridor, she couldn't react immediately.

"Wow, cool." Tony Stark opened the face of the armor and made an exaggerated mouth shape, "What are they arresting you for?"

"Their leader, the Red Skull, needs a new body." The unnamed replied calmly, as if the discussion was not about some evil organization leader wanting to use him as a host, but where should he and Deadpool go to eat New Mexico tonight Chicken Wrap.

"It's this kind of potion. It probably has the effect of strengthening the body's functions, but it's useless to me." He took out a test tube from his pocket and handed it to Tony. "I killed them all during the injection."

Tony put away the potion and listened to an unnamed overview of the incident.When describing what happened, Anonymous deliberately blurred the information of the Winter Soldier to ensure privacy for his comrades.

Therefore, Captain America just missed his former best friend who was close at hand.

"One person singled out the entire base?" Hawkeye couldn't believe it.

Not alone, Anonymous added silently in his heart.But in the eyes of others, it is the default.

In addition to making crazy phone calls for his little sweetheart, Deadpool still feels a little distressed.

"Brother is late." Deadpool buried his head on Unknown's shoulder sullenly, his eyes fixed on the armband that had been broken into many small pieces on the ground, and he felt full of guilt in his heart.

"It's not too late, just in time for breakfast." Unnamed watched the game start in his field of vision, and lamented the practicality of this game system as a clock.

He was about to leave through the exit with Deadpool, but he bumped into Hawkeye's fully drawn bowstring.

"Sorry, but we'll have to wait," Hawkeye said apologetically. "How do you prove that you're Unknown, not Red Skull?"

Deadpool seemed to be about to say something, but was stopped by Anonymous.

"A friend once told me that only the closest people should do this."

The unnamed lips touched exactly where the mouth should be on Wade's mask.The fabric is a bit rough to the touch and not very comfortable, but Anonymous just bent his eyes, stared at Deadpool and smiled, looking in a good mood.

Deadpool touched the mask that was kissed, and was stunned for a while.He pulled the mask over his lips, pulled Unknown into his arms, and kissed him hard.

He is so useless that he still wants little sweetheart to take the initiative.As long as he likes it, when will his deadpool father cringe when he holds hands like an innocent little boy?

"Close your eyes." He said vaguely, his face is useless except to scare Anonymous away, so it's better not to look at it.

The lower half of Deadpool's scarred face was close at hand, but Anonymous opened his eyes wide, unwilling to look away.Nothing ugly, he stubbornly refused to listen to Deadpool.

Unnamed's lower lip, which was bitten due to pain before, has scabbed over, and it's not that soft to be honest, but looking at those ice blue eyes, Deadpool thinks he's fucking in heaven.

"Brother, are you dreaming?" Deadpool didn't let him go until Unnamed was about to suffocate, holding the back of Unnamed's head with one hand, and the two of them pressed their foreheads together, Deadpool muttered to himself.

Very well, it's not Red Skull, but why is my palm cannon still so hungry and thirsty?

Tony Stark almost smacked this pair of dogs to death with the inner height increasing insoles.

The author has something to say: My face was red all the time when I wrote the kiss

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A little angel suggested that I change the name of the article to Zongyingmei, but I just found out that the name of the V article is not allowed to be changed, everyone will make up for it

There may be an additional update tomorrow, I will try my best to put the two-in-one, if not, I should update it in the morning and in the evening.

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