Jedi Seeking Pot [Comprehensive British and American]

Unnamed woke up at home and lay on the bed with the quilt uncovered.The air conditioner is blowing cold air on me, and half of my body is cold.

According to the alarm clock next to the bed, it was already eight o'clock in the morning.It should have been twelve hours since I lost consciousness due to the poison ring at eight o'clock last night, but even if I slept for so long, it was purely due to the biological toxins, and I didn't get enough rest at all.

If it wasn't for his excellent physical fitness, Unnamed would be sure that he would have a fever - he only recently had this concept of "getting sick when you catch a cold", and he didn't expect to use it today.

With this style of caring for others, he felt that someone might really be lonely.

He didn't even take off his shoes, and the hand/gun was placed by the pillow.Unknown turned over and got out of bed, straightened his hair that was too messy from sleeping for a long time, and pushed open the bedroom door that was concealed.

The mercenary was lying on the sofa with his legs crossed on the armrest, holding his mobile phone and didn't know what he was doing. The room smelled of syrupy muffins.Unknown intentionally put his footsteps a little heavier.

"Sweetie!" Sure enough, the mercenary shoved the phone back into a pocket of his uniform as if by magic, "Did you sleep well Sleeping Beauty? Brother made breakfast: Mercenary brand muffins! Brother just tweeted, hehe , My brother’s fans are about to break [-], which is much better than that hot chicken author who only has [-] fans! Everyone wishes me to reach third base as soon as possible, but I think this damn author can’t drive at all!”

"Good morning, Wade." Unnamed sat down at the table, the muffins were still steaming, filled with whipped cream, and sliced ​​strawberries, "Thank you for bringing me back yesterday."

The mercenary thought about it. Yesterday he carried the unnamed princess upstairs, and the two met a little girl in front of him. The other party froze for a while, and then began to cry in a chaotic scene.

"Tracey is so sad, I wish you happiness (;′⌒`)," the little girl living downstairs of the unnamed house sobbed and hiccupped from time to time.Mumbling something, probably the unnamed brother married someone else behind her back.

The princess hug, also known as the bride's hug, is an important procedure of the wedding.The mercenary suddenly felt that the death penalty was really worth it.

Then the little girl's cries alarmed the captain upstairs. When Stephen Luo Jie went out, he began to doubt his super vision again, whether he had some strange mutations or hallucinations.How did he see the mercenary, a big pig's hoof, take the unconscious [emphasis] Anonymous home?

At that time, it was just a little short. According to the recollection of a person with the surname who did not want to be named, the captain's shield fell on his head.

In short, the process of going home anonymously was much more tortuous than he imagined.

Unnamed was surprised to find that the mercenary's mask showed an expression of "Oh brother, I have nothing to love, but my heart is bitter, but I don't say it".This is probably the reserved skill developed by mercenaries: using masks to express all subtle emotions.

Since he couldn't understand where the mercenary's expression came from, Unnamed decided to focus on eating.The muffins are very soft, and it tastes even better with cream and strawberries. If you don't pay attention, it will be a little stuffy.

The mercenary was lying on the sofa, shaking his legs, staring at Anonymous eating, not wanting to take off his mask in front of him, so there was no intention of adding Anonymous at all.Unnamed also know friends who like to wear a gas mask all the time, probably a personal hobby.

He totally understands.

Of course, if one day the mercenaries could voluntarily take off their masks in front of him, Unnamed would probably be a little happy, just a little bit.

After eating, I went to wash the dishes without a name, and found a suspicious pink object hanging on the kitchen refrigerator.He was pretty sure that the pink and lace apron hadn't been anywhere in the apartment yesterday morning.

He stared at the apron for a full minute, and the silence was so long that the mercenary thought Anonymous had accidentally ate the plate.

The mercenary noticed his gaze, and jumped up girlishly: "Does my sweetheart like my apron? Sexy Deadpool cooks online! You can play with the apron next time, my god, I'm going to have a nosebleed——"

The ringing of the mobile phone interrupted the mercenary's words, and the mercenary secretly wanted to replace the standard default ringtone with his own voice.

Leaving aside the future, when the raiders discovered that the unregistered cell phone ringtone was actually a recording of the mercenary shouting "Sweetie" sweetly, they unanimously decided not to call him even if they died.At least the mercenaries are now quietly patting their bellies for their genius.

"It's an agent of the National Security Bureau." Unnamed put down his phone, "He said they found a hidden base of an evil organization and asked me to help."

"Chop off one head, grow two, or something," the mercenary yawned, "Why don't these mollusks know how to stop and stop, how can I ask you for help, are the raiders on vacation? ?”

"Natalia went abroad to deal with matters. Anton and Bruce are participating in some academic summit. The only ones who can lead the team are the captain and the archer." Unnamed repeated the agent's words to the mercenary, "Do you want to go together? ?”

Good, good, go, go, go anywhere, beat anyone, even if you don’t pay.

Sadly, the mercenary found that his principles, which did not exist in the first place, dropped directly to negative numbers in front of the anonymous.He's a mercenary, not a personal bodyguard.

He is a mercenary, has dignity, and will never——

Hehe, the unnamed sweetheart is so cute, you can do anything for free.

Even though they are neighbors, the captain arrived at the base much earlier than the two of them.This probably has something to do with the stickiness of the mercenaries.Those present were surprised to see the mercenaries following.When you dare to call anonymous in the future, is it buy one get one free?

"It's going well." Archer quietly blinked at Anonymous, "Living together so soon?"

The mercenary felt that this raider who loved cookies as much as himself was really on the right track.

In the conference room, the agents of the National Security Bureau brought information, and the specific combat plan was jointly formulated by the attackers.This is a small base. The reason why it escaped the search of the raiders before is probably because it is of no importance. It is just a backup base location similar to a safe haven.

Of course, now that the evil organization has almost been wiped out, this small base has become the leading force in the New York area.This base is hidden underground in a bank vault. It is still uncertain whether this branch of the Bank of America has also become a place for evil organizations to plant eyeliners.

Until you figure this out, you have to assume that the bank's employees are all civilians.

The mercenary advocated killing one thousand by mistake and agreeing to his point of view anonymously, but these two non-staff personnel obviously cannot influence the captain's decision.

"Protecting civilians is our goal," the captain said sternly, "We must not unnecessarily affect innocent people because of fighting."

Unknown felt that destroying all enemies was his goal, but it would be better if he kept his mouth shut at this time.Mercenaries——Mercenaries don't like to listen to this kind of ideological and moral education. They deliberately sharpen their warriors/soldiers/knives and make harsh metal scraping sounds.

The archer threw an arrow at the mercenary, trying to stop the mercenary from making noise, and took the opportunity to steal his cookie, and the two men fought.

The kindergarten teacher's commando captain felt a little hopeless, and the teaching assistant Guoan agent also felt a little hopeless.

The final battle plan is to infiltrate the archers and the unnamed first.As an agent, especially a sniper who is good at hiding and lurking, the archer naturally has nothing to say.Natalia is usually his partner, but this time the latter is not there, and he proposed to the captain that he should not be named.

The last time he escaped from the Avengers Building was enough to prove that Unknown's stealth ability was one of the best even among the Assaulters.Being able to escape Weiss' monitoring is not something any agent can do.

Without further ado, the group set off immediately.

The archer's appearance was too recognizable, so he entered the bank from an anonymous, and then let the archer in through the vent.Anonymous, who was dressed like a white-collar worker with a friendly expression, entered the bank without any effort. No one suspected that he was an agent of an evil organization.

If he walked out on the street and yelled that, he might become an agent in the nursing home right away.

He carefully avoided the cameras as much as possible. Now the bank looks like an ordinary bank branch. Although there are many surveillance cameras, blind spots are easy to find. Basically, you only need to walk carefully, and you won't even arouse the suspicion of the guards.

Anonymous quietly hung up the Do Not Disturb sign under maintenance outside the bathroom, and removed the iron grille of the vent.The archers were already there waiting.

Both of them are very agile, even if they haven't worked together for many years, they can work together temporarily without ambiguity.Anonymous is responsible for pretending to be a customer who has gone the wrong way to attract the attention of the vault guards, and the archer is responsible for using anesthesia needles to bring people down.

The unlocking of the vault was solved by a small device provided by Anton friendship, and the two of them had enough of being a bank thief.They simply hid the unconscious guards in the vault to avoid being discovered. Anonymous and the archer replaced the camera images with normal images in a cycle, and searched for secret passages in the not-so-wide room.

Compared with the imaginary vault full of banknotes and gold, the actual vault is just a cramped small room, from the ceiling to the walls are poured with cement, which looks very solid.It's especially uncomfortable when the doors are closed, like being in an elevator, with no cover, no room to hide from.

Listening to the mercenary chattering in the earphones, Anonymous raised the corners of his mouth and sped up the search.

When I looked at the room carefully, I found that compared with the blueprint, the room was shortened by at least [-] centimeters.Anonymous walked to the wall at the end, and moved the cart carrying the bills away.

The wall was surprisingly smooth, and the touch felt more like metal than cement. Unnamed carefully stroked the cement wall inch by inch.Suddenly, I didn't know what mechanism I came across, and somewhere lit up, it was a projection scanning fingerprint device.

Unnamed took out the fingerprint sample of the agent of the evil organization that the agent of the National Security Bureau gave him before leaving, and pressed it on the collector.

"Identity confirmation, Agent Carl, please pass. Long live the evil organization." A cold female voice prompted, and almost at the same time, the wall flipped and folded, revealing an elevator.