Overlord only likes to eat silly fish [Quick Transmigration]

For two or three days all was well.However, the surface is calm.

Yan Yu was repeatedly hit by Ruwu, the more frustrated he became, the more courageous he became, the scale of his attempts was like a cracked crotch, and soon a big hole was torn open, leaking out all his integrity.

This pig can only see but not taste, always only knows the posture, and does not know the taste that is difficult to describe and difficult to draw.

A certain fish has only seen pigs running but never eaten pork.But he has a valuable practical spirit, and one night he insisted on sharing the bed with the monk.

Ruwu didn't reject him.Probably confident that he has the ability to resist the temptation of beauty, so his words and deeds are very open and aboveboard.

At least the monk in Yan Yu's eyes looks like a saint who is like a "Buddha in his heart, invulnerable to swords and guns, and invulnerable to evil things".

Lying head-to-head together, lying on the back in an orderly manner, with hands folded on the lower abdomen, the classic corpse lying posture, the bed is replaced by a coffin, and it can be carried to the burial immediately.

Yan Yu is restless.He was lying on his side, and the monk was still bald, so he picked up a small lock of hair and scratched the monk's bald head with his hair while smiling.

Buddhists practice sitting meditation.In Journey to the West, there was a time when Tang Seng fought with others and sat in meditation. The goblin turned into a head louse and sucked blood on his bare scalp, but he could still resist it.

It shows that monks ignore the resistance of external interference and are stronger than ordinary people.

Yan Yu teased him frivolously for a while, but Ru Wu didn't move.He curled his lips, and got closer, shaking his loose pajamas, trying his best to diffuse his body fragrance after bathing to cover the monk in front of him.

He called out in a sweet voice: "Little monk..."

Ruwu fell asleep.

Yan Yu called it another way: "Brother Monk..."

Ruwu didn't even breathe in the slightest.

Yan Yu hugged him tightly like Wu, breathed hot air in the other's ear, tore off the last moral, and said in a very tactful, soul-stirring sentence: "Dada..."

In this world, there are some pet names between husband and wife, for example, wives and concubines can call their husband 'Dada' affectionately during the rainy season.

Yan Yu has also seen it in "Jin Ping|Mei" as it is called.

Yan Yu is not afraid that Ruwu will not understand.He finally understood that this monk was not as ignorant of love between men and women as he seemed on the surface.

Sure enough, Ruwu didn't open his eyes, but spoke.He said: "Xiao Hong, it's late at night, please be more honest."

It was named Fei Ruwu, because the fox demon has fiery red fur, so he was called "Little Red".

Yan Yu had a toothache when he heard this name.He snorted coldly, pressed half of his body on Ruwu's chest, and stared at the monk face to face from top to bottom.

Feeling oppressed, Ru Wu slowly opened his eyes and looked at Yan Yu.

After a long time, Yan Yu stretched out a finger and gently scratched Ru Wu's lips.

There is boundless charm brewing between his brows, with all kinds of charms and evil spirits.

"These days, you just talk but don't practice. What are you afraid of?" He pretended to be a veteran in love, and he was used to provocative gestures, "You said that we are husband and wife, but you don't take the initiative in anything. Is it because you are embarrassed and shy? gone?"

Ruwu's eyes are as bright as water, calm and calm.

Yan Yu curled his lips into a smile, lowered his head a little, and babbled a lot of nonsense words like a lover whispering.

I don't know Ruwu heard a few words in his heart, but Yan Yu is determined to go all out.

He thought that for such a difficult monk, apart from fighting a protracted battle to conquer him, there was only one other way to try.

Regardless of how complete the theoretical knowledge is, as long as there is no actual combat, there is a high possibility that you will be moved by the first intimate contact.

With such a miraculous heresy, Yan Yuzhen gnawed on Ruwu's lips.

Before that, Yan Yu, who hadn't talked much with girlfriends, had a blank emotional world.He is a young child, but also a brave young child.

The two lips met, one was probing for an attack, and the other remained motionless.

Yan Yu has never tasted other people's lips with his own lips. He always thought that a man's lips must taste as hard as a man's muscle, without any interest at all. Try it, it is unexpectedly soft.

He rubbed it for a while, nibbled it for a while, sucked it for a while... In short, he tried to renew the pattern.

He thought he was relatively calm, although his heart was beating a little too fast, but he thought it was the first time he had lost his integrity to such a degree and it was a normal nervous reaction.

At the first moment when Ru Wu's lips touched, there was a crack in his calm eyes, which disappeared in a flash, and soon recovered.

The fox demon was no longer willing to stop at touching his lips tightly, but still young and persistent, intending to pry open his lips and teeth, as if wanting to play with his tongue.

The monk's mouth was closed as tightly as a clam shell, Yan Yu couldn't help it, he gritted his teeth and went down to grab some big treasure of the monk.

He didn't believe that he would grab a handful, this person wouldn't open his mouth because of the pain!

Unexpectedly, his hands still did bad things, so he let go of his teeth.

Now Yan Yu hesitated instead.At this point, tongue kissing with a man still made him feel a little awkward.

His emotions come and go quickly.After all, he knew very well in his heart what his purpose was for making such a sacrifice.

His jerky kiss was like an unexpected poison|drug.

The monk remained motionless and let him do what he did.

Until Yan Yu felt his tongue was sour and was too tired to continue tossing, but was overthrown.

The postures of the two were reversed, as if Wu was on the top and Yan Yu was on the bottom.After kissing just now, the lips of both of them were red and moist, which seemed to have an ambiguous luster.

Ru Wu stroked his own lips, frowning with a rare expression of confusion.

"So that's how it feels." He said to himself, his eyes fell on Yan Yu's face, and he narrowed his eyes again.

Seeing his unpredictable expression, Yan Yu suddenly had an alarm bell in his heart.

Ru Wu's eyes slid down, scanning Yan Yu's neck, chest, stomach, lower abdomen and even further down.

"It seems that eating once is not a bad idea."

These words made Yan Yu's scalp numb, but before he could adjust his mood and continue to deal with Ruwu, he saw that the progress bar that had not been moving for a long time was not only swiping to the full, but the column where the score was displayed, his score was going up. A lot! ! !

To Yan Yu, it was like the rain after a long drought, and he got excited instantly, pushed the monk away, and said nonsense: "I'm going to shit, you wait first!!!"

It's time to go back and stay away from this unlucky monk! ! !

He patted his ass and wanted to leave when he was finished, but Ru Wu, who was finally aroused, would never let him go.

Pushing the person back to the bed again, Ruwu said: "Do the unfinished business first, and don't rush the rest."

People have three urgencies, why not rush to shit?

Yan Yu didn't want to continue to be perfunctory.If it wasn't for the fact that the aborigines in the Novice World disappeared out of thin air, which was a violation of the company's rules, he would have disappeared with a bang.

Obstructing the rules, he could only use his three-inch tongue to dispel the monk's sudden desire to eat meat.

It's just that if he realized that he had a strong mouth, he didn't know what he did, Yan Yu was silenced! ! !

He opened his mouth wide and yelled silently for a while, and he simply used his hands and feet to get out of the ridiculous predicament in front of him, but he didn't know what Ruwu had done, and suddenly he lost his energy.

Ru Wu grabbed a belt on Yan Yu's pajamas, and with a face of abstinence, he did the thing that made Yan Yu call him a beast.

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"...It turns out that the first meeting was a big oolong." Recalling the shameful part, Yan Yu's face turned red and turned black, not to mention being embarrassed.

Heroes don't mention the courage of the past, Yan Yu in the past was really conscientious in performing tasks, no discount!

I can't bear to look directly at it! !

After a night of indescribable exercise with monk Ruwu, Yan Yu, who found an opening the next day, immediately ran away without hesitation or nostalgia.

When he returned to the real world, the body of the fox demon in the novice world disappeared in an instant, and there was not even a trace of it.

It was as if there had never been such a shameless, dissolute and coquettish fox demon in that world.

At that time, he always regarded himself as unlucky, and he was given the first mission. Long before the mission, he had heard that there was a strange phenomenon in this circle. Male therapists were easy to get lucky.

Yes, not peach blossoms, but chrysanthemums.

In private, the seniors who have experienced many battles said to the younger generation: you can enjoy it calmly, don't take it too seriously, it's all a task, just for fun, if you can't accept it in your heart, then don't try it.

Yan Yu is a big-hearted person. After coming back, she was depressed for a few days, and then she was full of energy and looked forward. She was full of hope that tomorrow would be better.

At that time, he only thought that Ruwu was Ruwu, and he was so heartless that he didn't think about other possibilities at all.

So when Monk Ruwu also returned to reality and became the young master of the Ou family again, the drama finally kicked off completely.

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By the way, how could Ou Dashao go to the novice world developed by his own company to be a suspicious|indifferent monk?

It originated from a bet with his second brother Oci.Whoever wins the bet puts forward a condition that the loser can do.

Ou Ci saw that Young Master Ba had no interesting way to relax, so after winning the bet, he suggested that Young Master Ou find a beautiful world to spend a few days leisurely.

Considering that he has realistic memories, he can't play in other worlds, so his memory is blurred, but it doesn't hinder his habits and methods of dealing with things.

Young Master Ou agreed to this seemingly absurd proposal.

Thus, Monk Ruwu was born.

In the novice world, he was very idle and had a taste of the scenery different from the present world, but soon got bored.

He only thinks of himself as a monk. Although he is a little different, he still acts according to the rules of monks in that world.

Every day passed without any disturbances, until I met a strange fox demon who was sticking up to seduce him, but there was no half-sex|lust in his eyes.

When a person is bored, he always looks for something to make him happy.

Coincidentally, he became the target of the fox demon, and the fox demon also became his target.

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