Overlord only likes to eat silly fish [Quick Transmigration]

Tired, Yan Yu still finds it difficult to settle down.

Liang Lian has many methods. He can treat enemies like autumn wind sweeps fallen leaves, and is extremely cruel. He treats his lover, no matter how resourceful he is, he can only fall to the point where he is at the end of his skills.

It seems that only by forcing Yu'er to indulge in lust with him can he get a moment's forgetfulness of worries.

But this kind of fragrant and charming method undoubtedly belongs to drinking poison to quench thirst.After being happy, emptiness and panic flooded in like a tide, and Liang Lian was extremely depressed.

As for Yan Yu, after he calmed down for a while, whenever he regained his energy, he deliberately didn't give Liang Lian a good look.He found a new direction to complete the treatment task - he doesn't need to die again, just create an illusion that he doesn't understand Liang Lian's intentions or even has duplicity, and the latter will regret if he can't ask for it.

This method can be said to injure the enemy one thousand and self-injury eight hundred.Yan Yu has to be prepared to be tossed about in various ways, whether it is on the bed or off the bed, it is more troublesome anyway.Of course, speaking of it, he deserved it.There will always be retribution for playing with other people's feelings.

For example, one day Yan Yu didn't know what to eat to strengthen his courage and come up with a new trick.

Liang Lian felt sorry for his Yu'er anyway, and their intercourse was relatively restrained.There's always a chance someone can catch their breath, raise their ass, and the cycle repeats.

Thanks to Yan Yu, if someone else was treated like this, he would be fucked crazy.

Yan Yu didn't intend to show Xiaoqiang's tenacity, he wanted to show the resistance of a man who was forced to be female when he was on the verge of madness——

It just so happened that they had a little quarrel that day because of some trivial matters.Liang Lian was so angry at Yan Yu's mouth that his face turned livid, and he didn't want to touch half of his hair, so he could only pull him into his arms and kiss him to seal the mouth.

At that time, Yan Yu took advantage of the other party's unpreparedness and bit him. After breaking free, he sneered and said, "Liang Lian, do you treat me as a plaything now? You can do it if you want, regardless of whether I like it or not! Is it right now? You can't get used to what I say, and you want to torture me in that way again? All right, just let me go!"

After all, he tore his own clothes rudely as if angry, and in the blink of an eye, he took off his nakedness with a cold face.

He still had traces of his last love affair.With gloomy eyes, Liang Lian watched him do it on the spot with no regard for face, propped his hands back, and opened his legs wide, revealing the delicate scenery below. I have opened the door of convenience for you, you should be satisfied now, right?"

The eye-catching posture is full of prostitution.It's already kind of mean.

Liang Lian's anger soared almost to the sky.The person he cherishes doesn't cherish himself like this, it's just contemptuous of him and slaps him in the face.

More importantly, Yu'er's posture not only hurt her own dignity, but also insulted Liang Lian's love.

This time the situation is more serious.Liang Lian's patience and restraint were about to be wiped out in these days of stalemate, and the scene in front of him instantly broke a certain string in his brain.

He showed an extremely rare sinister smile, so fierce that Yan Yu's heart jumped, and he immediately thought of letting go, but unexpectedly, he teased too much, and he had to be responsible for putting out the blazing fire!

After that, Yan Yu finally experienced Liang Lian's true 100% combat effectiveness.

Crying and begging for mercy and being made dizzy are nothing. The hand-to-hand combat he experienced personally, after three days and nights, he almost died.

This time, his vitality was seriously injured, and Yan Yu lay on the bed for a full month. When he could get down to the ground without anyone's support, he began to think about opening up a new path.

To be honest, he had a psychological shadow on Liang Lian.The other party's usual attire is relatively neutral. After all, he is a man, and he can't learn how to dress up like a woman. What's more, he is tall, walking, sitting and lying are completely different.As soon as Yan Yu saw that unique figure, his conditioned reflex tightened, and he didn't dare to flirt with others.

Liang Lian's attitude towards him was much calmer, but what happened in the past always existed, and the atmosphere between the two of them was still imperceptibly stiff.

Yan Yu intends to break the current situation.He waited for a few days, but since the elusive old Jin rescued Xia Yun, there has been no news of him.

He waited and waited, vaguely feeling that the unreliable guy was sick again.So, under balance, he was going to use a trump card that he had been keeping until the right time to use it.

This time, Yan Yu didn't bring an assistant with him, but the company gave him permission to install a newly developed Golden Finger self-service software in his portable smart system.

There are many special things listed in different categories.For example, the famous utensil 'Fengchun with Dead Wood' that once harmed Yan Yu, and Lao Jin's portable space and invisibility talisman as treasures, in short, are weird and varied, making people dazzled.

Yan Yu only has one chance.He chooses one, submits the application, and as long as he is approved to use it, he will have a golden finger.

Full of hope and curiosity, Yan Yu began to operate.The first time he chose the art of controlling the wind, he ran fast and could travel [-] miles in a flash. Although it was not as good as Monkey King's somersault cloud, which could cover [-] miles in a single stroke, it was enough for him.

As a result, he waited in line for a day and a night, but when he got the approval, someone typed the application ahead of him, and got there first.

Yan Yu now understands that co-authoring this golden finger self-service software is also a scam, and you may not be able to get what you like.

Whispering, is this stuff limited?Yan Yu had no choice but to make a second attempt.

I don't think he probably has a problem with his character, he was the first to get there five times in a row, and the sixth time he was still browsing the page, he suddenly refreshed, and after a closer look, there was only one cheat left to apply for!

And the only thing is a bit tasteless!

Transform Dan.

According to the introduction, after taking it, it can change its form according to one's will, similar to Sun Monkey's 72 transformations.But the frustrating thing is that it has an accidental mutation rate of [-]%, that is to say, if a person has this [-]% probability, the person who takes this pill can also transform, but only one kind , so in the precautions, it is reminded that the first time you concentrate on imagining the creature you want to change, you must choose carefully, otherwise some bad things will change, don't blame the company for not giving a reminder.

Yan Yu struggled for a while, and thought it could still be used, so he applied for it.Then this time it passed quickly, and after a while, the transformation pill that looked like mouse droppings fell into his hands.

He looked at him for a long time, taking advantage of the fact that his attendants thought he was resting and did not dare to disturb him, Liang Lian went to deal with government affairs, took the medicine, followed the medicine instructions, closed his eyes and meditated.

He wanted to become an eagle, spread his wings and fly high, so that he could get out of the predicament in one fell swoop.

After reading for a long time, the medicine took effect. He felt a strange force swimming in his body, changing his limbs. After a few breaths, he opened his eyes and raised his hands to his eyes. He didn't see wings, only a pair of wings. Cat paws! ! !

Yan Yu bounced up with a snap.

He clearly thought of an eagle, why did he turn into a cat?

Puzzled, Yan Yu could only transform back into a human first, and after a while he tried to transform into a second creature, only to find that he met the [-]% chance sadly.

Apart from becoming a cat, he can't think about anything else.

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In Guan Yanyu's place, there are not even flies and mosquitoes, let alone cats and dogs.

Yan Yu turned into a cat, and climbed up to the roof without much effort.The hidden guards watched every corner very closely, and of course they would not miss the cat that suddenly appeared on the roof.

Liang Lian's order to them is to live all suspicious creatures that appear out of thin air, and if they encounter resistance, just kill them.

A hidden guard grabbed the fur on the back of the cat's neck, looked at it carefully, and said to his companion: "Do you think this raccoon cat is very beautiful?"

His companion met the cat's eyes, was slightly taken aback, frowned and said, "Don't you think this cat is too spiritual?"

"Where is the spirituality? You are stupid, and you don't resist when you are caught." The dark guard said, "Do you think this is a pet domesticated by a nobleman in the palace?"

His companion asked, "Did you see where the cat came from?"

The dark guard shook his head.

"Find a cage and lock it up." To be safe, it's better to lock it up.This is the place where a nobleman lives, it is best not to see blood.

Seeing that he escaped from a big gold wire cage, Yan Yu was imprisoned in a small wire cage in a blink of an eye, feeling very miserable.

However, he couldn't help it.He was a human being, not a real cat. He fiddled with the door of the cage a few times while the guards were not paying attention, opened it and then fled.

Thanks to the fact that he used to walk in the palace as the princess' husband, Yan Yu's path to leave the palace is very familiar.

On the way, he met a nobleman's carriage and took a ride with the cat's light and agile body.

He is going to find Xia Yun.Although he didn't know where the other party was, since it was a task given by the rules, he secretly believed that the rules would guide him.

Yan Yu was preoccupied with additional tasks, and left Liang Lian behind as soon as she left the palace.He didn't know how the other party felt when he came back and saw that he really disappeared out of thin air, he only knew one thing——

He has already turned Liang Lian into a black man. After escaping this time, he must never be caught again!

****

In the form of a cat, he hid all the way, and Yan Yu dared not show his human form until he passed the bustling area.

Whenever he didn't know where to go, he would use the simplest way to show the way - take out a copper plate, go left with the front, and go right with the back.

With this almost blind way, he went east all the way, and gradually left the territory of the women's country. After wandering for several months, eating and sleeping in the open, and suffering a lot, he finally met an old friend in a small town on the border of a big country in the east that is similar to the Tang Dynasty. .

That day, when he was exhausted of his coils and hungry, he turned into a skinny civet cat, specially picking out girls for their cuteness and begging for food.

The name of this country is Zhao, and the current ruler is actually the empress.At that time, the folk customs were open, and the country of Zhao was not like a country of women. It was still traditionally dominated by men, followed by women.However, due to the environment, the status of women is not lowly, and they also behave like Yan Yu in his own time and space.

Women dare to show their faces in the street, which is the prerequisite for Yan Yu to find a partner to be cute.

He ate a few pieces of snacks, which were so sweet that he lost interest in thinking about other tricks.

Turning back into a human again, I don't know if his sense of smell was affected by the Transformation Pill, he followed the scent in the air to the largest restaurant in the small town, wandered downstairs, his stomach growling and protesting.

Just as he was about to grit his teeth and leave without smelling his nose or disturbing his heart, he was suddenly stopped——

"twelve!"

As soon as he turned his head, he saw the well-dressed Shen Yisheng staring at him with a smile.

No one expected to meet here, Shen Yisheng gave him a big hug.

The two brought each other into the restaurant, asked for a quiet box, exchanged some pleasantries first, and then inevitably mentioned what happened to each other after being captured by the Empress that day.

Shen Yisheng said: "I paid some money, but the empress deported me and forbade me to step into the kingdom of women again. I am not reconciled, and have always wanted to inquire about you, but it is strange that the kingdom of women in Xiliang seems to list me as a No matter how many benefits I promise, no one dares to let me in. I have no choice but to ask someone to inquire. Alas, you seem to have evaporated from the world. I thought..."

Before the words were finished, Yan Yu understood.

He couldn't mention that he was captured by Liang Liang and went back to stew meat.I can only say: "Brother Shen, you know that women's country is short of men, and I didn't make any big mistakes. They won't kill me, they just arranged some jobs for me. I ran away when I found the opportunity, and then secretly inquired As for the news about the Ninth Prince, I still don't know where he is."

Speaking of Xia Yun, Shen Yisheng's expression was rather strange.

He asked in a low voice: "Twelve, you said you don't know where he is, how did you find the Eastern Land Zhao Kingdom?"

As soon as you hear this, there is drama.Yan Yu said: "If I tell you, you may not believe me. I prayed to God and asked Buddha all the way to find it."

Shen Yisheng didn't think so, but he didn't care about the truth.He told Yan Yu: "You really came here to find the right one."

Yan Yu pretended to have bright eyes, and hurriedly asked: "Brother Shen, do you know about him?"

"Of course I know, because I brought him back to Zhao Country."

It turned out that after Shen Yisheng was expelled, he didn't leave the country of women very far.One day, he suddenly found the unconscious Xia Yun thrown in his room.

After waking him up, Xia Yun couldn't tell why.The source of the matter was strange, and the identity of the other party was sensitive, so Shen Yisheng didn't dare to say anything. After hiding for a while, when it was time to return to Zhao Country, he brought him back by the way.

Xia Yun seems to have figured it out after a series of imprisonments. His desire to restore the country has ceased, but his desire for revenge is not lacking at all.He concentrated all his hatred for the women's country on Liang Lian, trying to figure out how to kill Liang Lian all day long.

Considering that Liang Lian is the king of a country, Xia Yun thinks that if he wants to kill him, he must be powerful.

So he made great sacrifices in exchange for power.

Shen Yisheng said: "A person should not be judged by his appearance. I didn't see that the Ninth Prince has such courage. Do you know? He has become the male favorite of the current empress of the Zhao Kingdom, and he has a very sacred heart. Now he holds great power, it can be said that the scenery is infinite !"

Yan Yu was greatly surprised, and after careful questioning, he realized that Xia Yun was probably similar to his male favorite Zhang Yizhi during the reign of Wu Zetian in the Tang Dynasty.

The author has something to say: the revision has been completed, okay, good evening, please bubble up.

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In other words, on my PC web version, when will there be a topic or a long comment on the right side of the comment area~~~~~~~~~~ I have never seen a comment in that position in my own article.

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