Overlord only likes to eat silly fish [Quick Transmigration]

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If the ghost doctor takes action, the other doctors can retreat.In less than a day, Hua Chunlan's golden needle pierced Yan Yu into a hedgehog.That's nothing.People in the Jianghu called him a ghost doctor, and the emphasis was to highlight that his methods of treating patients were changeable and unpredictable.

Yan Yu suffered a lot and felt that he was going to be turned into a real fool by the ghost doctor.But under the eyes of the ghost doctor with superb medical skills, he and Lao Jin are not good at making small moves, for fear of self-defeating and accidents.

Fortunately, the heavens have eyes, and Hua Chunlan put into practice what he said - he conquered the medicine developed by modern high-tech with the wisdom of an ancient.

Even Lao Jin looked at it and boasted: "If this kid is put into modern times, he will definitely be amazing!"

Yan Yu didn't have the slightest affection for the guy who made him suffer so much. He heard the words and said: "I tell you, as the saying goes, Huiji will be hurt. His brain will definitely arouse God's jealousy in modern times. If you give him IQ, you won't give him life. , must die young!"

He won't spare this guy who made trouble for him!

Not to mention how the duo complained in private, but Hua Chunlan was in a very good mood after showing off his skills. It just so happens that the wind is breezy and the weather is sunny. As soon as he stepped out of the room, he saw the little fool squatting in the corner I don't know what I'm doing.

He became playful, and couldn't help but stepped forward and squatted aside, stretched his neck to take a look, and saw the little fool took a twig, muttered while drawing circles, listened carefully, Still not clear, so he moved closer, but the idiot suddenly jumped up, and a tiger pounced and pressed him to the bluestone ground.

The original owner, Yan Yu, also used to practice martial arts, and he was very talented. He achieved something at a young age, but after his brain was damaged and stupid, his skills fluctuated from time to time.Hua Chunlan only thought that he was a fool, and his vigilance was very low. He was thrown down unexpectedly, and was about to resist. While yelling: "Hahaha, fun, fun, fun!"

The dignified ghost doctor was immediately stunned, and when he came back to his senses, his face was almost swollen.He tore the man off his body in twos and outs, restrained him and pressed him to the ground, pointed at the little fool's nose and said angrily, "Do you know who I am?"

The little fool looked at him and blinked, gave him a smirk, then opened his mouth, and bit the ghost doctor's finger hard with a groaning bite—a scream soared into the sky in an instant, startling several birds!

As soon as Yan Huai'an entered the courtyard, he saw this ridiculous scene.Because Qingyun Courtyard is where he usually sleeps, and Hua Chunlan is his guest, and he also wants to treat Yan Yu, so he arranged the two of them to another courtyard.

Hua Chunlan grinned the most in pain after being bitten by a fool, but because of Yan Yu's stupidity and the fact that the other party was the adopted son of the regent, he didn't want to reward the other party with a handful of poison|drugs, so he shook it a few times in a hurry Without taking it off, he turned his head and saw Yan Huai'an watching the scene with great interest, he shouted without hesitation: "Your son is going to murder his own husband! You, a father, don't care!"

Yan Huai'an smiled and said: "As the saying goes, I'm not qualified to marry and follow my husband..." Before he finished speaking, the little fool immediately let go of the poor ghost doctor when his eyes lit up, and rushed towards his godfather. I still didn't forget to shout excitedly: "Mother—"

Hua Chunlan burst into laughter immediately: "Oh, my lord, when did you give birth to such a big son? I can't tell, my lord's belly is quite competitive, and he is a man in one fell swoop! Haha..."

Yan Huai'an dodged the fool's pounce, and said calmly: "Since I have promised Xiaoyu to you, when you leave the palace, take him with you."

As soon as this remark came out, the other two were dumbfounded.

Yan Yu: What's the situation, why did you promise to this guy, dare you to murder your own husband just now, what's the inside story?

Hua Chunlan was stunned before saying, "Brother, are you kidding me?"

Yan Huai'an said: "Written in black and white, the promise I wrote with my own hands is certainly not child's play."

Hua Chunlan's bitten finger was still aching.He lifted the little fool's chin, looked at it for a while, and then asked: "My lord, are you really willing?"

Yan Huai'an stared at Yan Yu who was bewildered and foolish with a face of confusion, and said with a smile: "Although you have said beforehand that Xiaoyu's stupidity cannot be cured, I believe that with your ability as a ghost doctor, you can restore him to normal. A little bit of hope. If he can recover, his father's spirit in heaven will feel more at ease."

The reason... Yan Yu scored nine points out of ten, and did not give the remaining one point, because he was afraid of the overlord's arrogance.

Although he was mentally prepared and the Overlord was very difficult to deal with, he never thought that he would send him out under the premise that he had already been judged a fool by the ghost doctor.

Thinking about it, it doesn't matter whether Yan Yu is really stupid or not, if there is such a commotion in this palace, no matter what the target is, it must be the people and things in this palace.Sending him out of the palace is a trick that can be described as a bottom line!Just imagine that other people are not in the palace, what a fool, Yan Huai'an didn't lose anything, and he can gain a reputation for benevolence and righteousness, if he is a fool, he will definitely be able to force Yan Yu to act, maybe he will show his flaws!

After hearing this, Hua Chunlan rolled her eyes at her friend, and said speechlessly, "You are very bad!"

Yan Huai'an raised his eyebrows: "Why, what did I say wrong?"

Hua Chunlan ignored him, and turned to the little fool: "Xiaoyu, your mother doesn't want you anymore, and you will live with me in the future, so don't bite me again, otherwise, I will be very angry and spank your ass with a bamboo stick! "

Yan Yu tried hard to control the corners of his mouth from twitching.At this time, he had to shock everyone with his acting skills, so he immediately brewed a good mood, and the next moment his eyes were like a flash flood, and tears burst out.He went all out and rolled around on the spot, crying and hugging his mother's thigh!

When Hua Chunlan saw the battle, she jumped up and said, "Hey, you mother, why don't you coax him?"

Yan Huai'an said: "I don't know how to coax children." After that, he instructed people to call Qin Yang, the subordinate who had been taking care of Yan Yu, to deal with the crying idiot in front of him.

"So there are things you don't know..." Hua Chunlan sighed.

Yan Huai'an said: "I'm not a god, I don't know many things, for example, I don't know how to give birth to children."

Hua Chunlan: "..." I've never seen such an unforgiving prince.

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Yan Yu was devastated by the sudden crisis.After falling asleep with Qin Yang's gentle gaze that made his scalp tingle in the night, he summoned Goldfinger to discuss with him how to solve the sudden situation in front of him.

The two spent a long time thinking about it, but they couldn't come up with a good solution.Yan Yu said: "This person is too suspicious, even a fool is not at ease, the conditions are so difficult, why don't I make an application to the superior and change the patient?"

Lao Jin advised him: "You should stop thinking about it. I think your performance this year is not good. Now you are picking and choosing. Be careful that you don't have a year-end bonus!"

Yan Yu spread his hands together: "Isn't this the way of father-son relationship that won't work?"

"I have a suggestion, and I'm afraid you won't be able to accept it." When Lao Jin said this, his face became mean. "I have contacted many therapists and watched countless successful treatment cases. In my spare time, I will summarize Let’s take a look at their successful experience.”

Yan Yu feels that this man and dog can't spit out ivory.

Sure enough, Lao Jin said: "There are many kinds of love. Among them, the most touching one is love. Think about it, the IQ of people who are in love will drop. The lost IQ speeds up the progress bar of the task every minute."

Yan Yu laughed at Lao Jin.He said coolly: "The overlord and I are both men, are you going to encourage me to mess with him? Don't forget that I have a father-son relationship with him on the surface. If we really get together, it won't be a mess| Lun? Yan Huai'an cherishes his feathers very much, do you think he will easily talk to me about love? There are thousands of men in the world, even if his sexual orientation is abnormal, there are too many men for him to choose from!"

Lao Jin retorted: "Don't spoil your prestige with other people's aspirations! It didn't make you fall in love with him, you just need to make him fall in love with you!"

Yan Yu said in a strange voice: "Then you are talking about how to make him fall in love with a man?"

"Haven't you heard that the shortcut to a man's heart is through the kidneys? According to my observation, don't look at this overlord who keeps a calm face all the time, as if Mount Tai collapses in front of him without changing his face, and the cow coaxes him to go to heaven." Posture, in fact, he is still a virgin, neither male nor female."

When Lao Jin said this, Yan Yu interrupted him: "Maybe he is cold or impotent?"

"Don't interrupt!" Lao Jin continued, "This kind of person is the best to deal with. Isn't he abstinent? Let's help him eat meat, let him eat until he can't stop, addiction can't do without you. People say that love grows over time, love It was made, and time will sublimate the relationship between you..."

Yan Yu nodded: "At that time, I will be in charge of pulling the lights, and you will be in charge of swiping the card with him to get in the car."

"...Don't, I'm just making a suggestion..." Lao Jin whispered, "Patients are the source of bread for the therapist, and everything is for Grandpa Mao. Besides, this body is not yours, so don't mind too much! This is also a helpless move for us, who said that the overlord is too difficult?"

Yan Yu was speechless.After a while he asked, "Tell me how to get on this car?"

Lao Jin: "It's a risk. Under normal circumstances, the overlord will not do unspeakable things with his adopted son and fool, so we can only be simple and rough... I will give you a golden finger to let you live Then create a chance for the two of you to spend a good night together. Of course, I will pick you out of it, and outsiders will only think that you have been harmed innocently."

Yan Yu didn't expect to sacrifice the chrysanthemum for a mission. Although it wasn't his original body, there was a little bit of anxiety in his heart.

Lao Jin also eloquently said: "As long as he gets a taste of your body, it will be up to you in the future."

"What do you mean by that? Why is it up to me? As an assistant, don't you help from the side?" Yan Yu quickly asked after grasping the key point.

Lao Jin said: "This method has a side effect, and it is easy to be discovered by the rules. After I make a move, I must evacuate quickly, otherwise my life will be lost! You are relatively safe living in this native body, so you have to think that this is feasible , There is no turning back when you shoot the bow, so think about it!"

Yan Yu didn't expect that he would have to fight alone, he was stunned for a while and asked: "You said that I will go with Hua Chunlan, recover to normal under his treatment, and then come back to find my godfather to make love with my father and son, is this okay? "

Lao Jin shook his head: "Of course not! The Overlord's paranoia makes him insulated from any sane person, and there will be no sparks of emotion at all!"

"Let me think about it for a few days..." Yan Yu needs time to build up his mind. It is the first time he has had sex with a man, and now he has to increase the difficulty. He wants to drive with a smart man in the image of a fool. Think about it.