Overlord only likes to eat silly fish [Quick Transmigration]

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Don't think about Su Yunli's confession that day, in fact, this person is quite normal.This is Yan Yu's experience after getting along with him for a few days.

All the loyal hidden guards around the original owner were cut off. It can be said that the entire capital city has been controlled by Rong Fu and Su Yunli.

Rong Fu took the shell of his younger brother, and with that face that was very similar to his, fucked a certain fish inside and out. It was logical that Yan Yu had to show fear of Su Yunli for a long time.

Eunuch Su, who was blamed for his innocence, was helpless.He wants to get close to Rong Yu, and wants to please the other party - in the past, he didn't dare to expect extravagantly, and he knew that he couldn't do it, but now he has become a fool, if he still can't win the other party's heart, it seems that he is on the way of love So incompetent.

So, Yan Yu pinched his nose and enjoyed the fancy pursuit of the eunuch.

The first important thing, of course, is to coax the idiot into not being afraid of him.

Not to fight back when hit, not to fight back when scolded, and to be gentle at all times, this is the basic skill.Su Yunli would share the bed with Yan Yu at night, telling him many stories like chatter.

Yan Yu looked familiar at this scene.After realizing it, this trick was used badly by Yan Huai'an, the overlord of the last mission.He wondered in his heart: How do these targets grow their brains?To coax fools into lying together on the bed?Could it be that he has a face of 'begging to accompany|sleep'?

Forcibly brushing existence like this, no matter how much you watch, you should become numb.

Seeing that Rong Yu got used to him a little bit, Su Yunli collected some novel gadgets for his sweetheart to have fun with, but it was obvious that small tricks were easy to get bored.

On this day, Su Yunli walked into the dormitory carrying a food box, and saw a young man with disheveled black hair holding on to the wooden window, trying to see the outside world clearly through the hazy and translucent window screen.

The young man was barefoot, dressed in single clothes, and looked helpless, utterly pitiful.Thinking of imprisoning him in a small dark world, even a fool would feel bored.

Su Yunli arranged the food, and then called out: "Little fish."

The title of His Majesty can no longer be called.To bring the relationship between the two closer, it is natural to have some intimate titles.Rong Fu loves to call young people "fish", but Su Yunli thinks "little fish" is closer to his preference.

Yan Yu didn't move.If a fool is pampered a lot, he will be proud of being pampered, bold and willful.

Su Yunli has a very good temper.He smiled slightly, walked over and picked him up.The idiot pouted and glared at him, that childish expression suddenly appeared on the mature face of an adult, it would probably be disgusting for someone else, but the person in front of him was different——

Rong Yu's face is tender, almost unchanged for ten years.According to what Yan Yu said after taking a selfie in the mirror, the original owner had a delicate baby face.

In the past, this deceptive face taught many people to look down on him.

Su Yunli saw such a cute expression on the silly young man, he couldn't help but his heart moved, and after putting him down, he leaned closer and kissed him on the cheek.

The idiot froze for a moment, touched his face, and suddenly held the head close to his eyes according to the gourd painting, and slapped twice on each of the left and right cheeks.

Eunuch Su, who enjoyed such treatment for the first time, was stunned on the spot.

Seeing his stupidity, Yan Yu sighed in pain for his compromise and depravity...

People under the roof have to do that.The task required the target, Su Yunli, to smile sincerely. He hadn't grasped the key point for a while, but the situation in front of him had already shown his intention to respond to the target, and there was absolutely no harm in pleasing the other party.

Thinking of this, Yan Yu had to sigh, luckily the target was an eunuch, and he didn't need to lose his kidneys - in order to avoid another oolong of admitting the wrong person, he had already verified it himself.

The method, ahem, is not worth mentioning... To put it simply, it is to grab the crotch of the other party on a dark and windy night, and pick out the sparrows...

Su Yunli, who was kissed by his sweetheart, was in a good mood.It can be seen that he is a person who is easy to satisfy, and when he is happy, he will generously return one or two.

He disguised Yan Yu and took people out of the palace to play.

Yan Yu was almost claustrophobic after being locked up in a small black room. He was also happy to go out to breathe fresh air, and he even tried his best to tease Eunuch Su in the carriage along the way.

It was like seeing something new through the car window, and either exclaimed, or excitedly rolled into Eunuch Su's arms and pulled people to share it with him.

Besides, Eunuch Su feeds him snacks, it’s not a big deal if he eats well, he must lick the other party’s fingers with his mouth a few times, and lick his tongue... It can be seen that a certain fish once again abandoned its poor integrity for the mission Jun.

The sweetheart is so naturally coquettish after being stupid, Eunuch Su can only secretly hate the incomplete tool when he is heartbroken.

Not long after, the two came to a lively theater.Su Yunli found that fools like to join in lively places, so he wanted to let fools watch the show. He didn't expect that there would be an unexpected person waiting for them here.

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It was a time when theaters were popular in central Beijing, but the surrounding areas of the theaters were always overcrowded.Ordinary people want to enter the arena, so they have to be squeezed, rubbed, and when they go inside, their clothes and hats are often messy and their foreheads are sweaty.

With Su Yunli's status, even though he is plainclothes and keeps a low profile, he still has the privilege of enjoying different treatment.He led the young man who was looking around curiously, and was greeted by the owner of the theater, and entered through another quiet door.

Different from upstairs and downstairs where spectators share the same table and chairs, nobles have neat and comfortable boxes.

The boss is a thick-skinned person. Seeing that the two nobles are dressed in extraordinary clothes, they must have a lot of background, so he obsequiously asked if he needed someone to accompany him, and named several obedient and interesting Xiaodan names. It's serious, as if those people are all beautiful and famous flowers.

Su Yunli lacked interest, but Yan Yu listened with gusto.

The imperial court expressly stipulated that officials were not allowed to have sex with prostitutes, but during the banquet, those who made fun of the lively atmosphere were not allowed.Therefore, in response to people's needs, a male Xiaodan with a look comparable to a good woman was born.

Most of these people have not yet grown up, with slender skeletons, fair skin without beards, delicate faces with almost no pores, and even their voices are so melodious, otherwise how can they sing.

Su Yunli didn't want to ask other people to disturb him and Yan Yu, but the latter was too involved in the drama, the more he listened to it, the more addicted he was, he tugged at his sleeve and yelled to see the pretty little rabbit.

In addition to performing arts, some male Xiaodans also sell buttocks. When they were young, they were split into chaos and opened the back door. The world jokingly called them rabbits, and their little followers were also called rabbits.

Su Yunli was amused when he heard this: "Where did you hear about the little rabbit?"

Yan Yu blinked and said, "Come in, and listen to them pointing to the dress on the stage and saying it's a rabbit..."

People are stupid, the ability to draw inferences from one instance still exists.Su Yunli was slightly surprised, but for a short while he pondered, the foolish young man thought he disagreed, twisted his body around, and kept yelling: "I want to see, I want to see, Su Su , Susu..."

A few times of "Susu" really softened Mr. Su's heart.He nodded and agreed to teach someone to come and serve him, but he demanded that he must be docile and obedient, never the kind who would come to trouble.

Sure enough, after a while, three well-dressed Xiaodans with their own unique appearances entered one by one.The three of them saluted respectfully, they did not dare to make mistakes when they were done, and stood aside with their heads bowed.

Su Yunli saw Xiaoyu staring at the three Xiaodans intently, but he didn't stop him.

Yan Yu pretended to continue to look at it, admiring in his heart, they are all cute little fresh meat, if this is put into modern times, any photo will definitely make people lick the screen!

He sighed and thought, could it be that the ancient mountains and rivers are easy to support people?Boys can be so tender.

Zheng Wu was thinking about something, and suddenly met one of the three, Yan Yu was startled——

That person was the youngest, with big and bright eyes, black and white, as if there was starlight falling into it, making one look at it as if the whole soul would be sucked in.Xiaodan's complexion is also the fairest among the three, her lips seem to be rouged thinly, and the red is very eye-catching, like a flower that seduces people's heart.

The most wonderful thing is that those eyes seem to be able to speak. Yan Yu felt familiar, and suddenly the idea of ​​approaching came up in his heart, and the next moment he stood up abruptly, and leaned in front of Xiao Dan.

Xiao Dan has bowed his head to show his humbleness, Su Yunli looked at the silly young man with shining eyes, stretched out a finger to poke Xiao Dan's lips, as if he had found something interesting, he giggled twice, and suddenly Putting his head close to Xiaodan, he wrinkled his nose and sniffed.

Su Yunli put down the hot tea in his hand, pulled the young man back into his arms, and pretended to be annoyed: "Why are you sticking so close?"

Of course, Yan Yu couldn't say that he was observing that weird Xiaodan, he could only look innocent and said: "I smell him so good! Susu, can I ask him to play with me?"

People are stupid, but lustful!Su Yunli thought to himself, and said, "Xiaoyu doesn't want me to accompany you? Does he dislike me?"

"No, no...I..." the young man asked incomprehensibly, "Can't he and Susu play with me?"

You want to enjoy the blessings of everyone!Su Yunli touched Yan Yu's head, and said with a smile: "With him but without me, with me without him, if you want him to play with you, I will never talk to you again."

After hearing this, Yan Yu just oh, and then showed disappointment and reluctance.He was muttering in his heart - this Eunuch Su is so jealous...