Overlord only likes to eat silly fish [Quick Transmigration]

"The object of your treatment this time is Yan Huai'an, the overlord of the xx world in xx AD. On the surface, he is the regent who is loyal to the emperor and patriotic, and is sincere to all the people. In fact, he is the uncrowned emperor behind the huge empire. He controls everything, is ruthless and suspicious, The image shown to the outside world is gentle and kind, which is the opposite of his character. His reputation spreads far and wide in temples, folks, rivers and lakes, and is praised by thousands of people. Those who are not familiar with him pursue and respect him. Those who know him fear him. Obey him. His illness is suspiciousness that leads to the breeding of all kinds of dark emotions, which may collapse at any time and endanger the common people. You need to use your sincerity to influence him, let him change his ways, and keep love in his heart..."

Yan Yu's head echoed in the solemn voice of his colleagues when they announced the tasks.With a long sigh, he finally recovered from his stupor and got up to work seriously.

These days, it is not easy to find a job with a high salary and a lot of knowledge.Although it seems that there will be many snake spirits infesting, but in the face of Grandpa Mao, Yan Yu can only work hard wholeheartedly.

For this mission, the body he temporarily occupied was a fool.The goods are genuine at a fair price, and children are not deceived.

Because every world is protected by rules, stowaways like them who don't say hello are very unpopular.Once discovered, they will be brutally abused first and then wiped out.Therefore, the therapist cannot rely on the advantage of outsiders and do whatever they want.Generally speaking, they must adhere to two principles-first, ensure that the characters they occupy are not OOC; second, all developments are logical.

How to use a fool's IQ to conquer a black-bellied and cunning overlord... Yan Yu has a headache and egg pain, and feels that the existence of this contradiction is really unreasonable.

Not to mention, the identity of this idiot hardly helps—

Yan Yu, who has the same name and surname as him, was not born stupid.

His father, Yan Zhi, was a good friend of the overlord. Although his wealth was not as high as the latter, he was still overlord.

His mother is on the list of beauties in Jianghu, ranked in the top ten, and is close to the third place. Seeing that if he tries harder, he will beat the third place and enter the top three. He didn't want to meet true love, so he acted better than his heart, so he simply went whoring Yan Zhi then married into Yan's family gracefully.

On the night of her big wedding in the bridal chamber, not to mention how many idiots were heartbroken, let's just say that she fell out of the top ten overnight on the beauty list!

Probably married women are all cheap.Her beauty was treasured by Yan Zhi with a golden house, and then passed on to her son Yan Yu.

His mother gave Yan Yu beauty, while his father gave him wisdom.With the best of both appearance and IQ, having a son like Yan Yu is really a great joy in life.

With a beautiful wife and loving son, a wealth that rivals a country, and a prominent family, Yan Zhi can be called a winner in life!

But it seems that God would be jealous of a beauty and secretly arranged for her to have a bad life. The Yan family, who had enjoyed too many blessings, encountered a mysterious catastrophe.The teasing of fate is fatal.

In one night, hundreds of people from all over Yanjiabao, no matter men, women, old or young, except the young master Yan Yu, including the castle master and his wife, all their souls returned to the west.Yanjiabao was burned to the ground by a fire.

At that time, Yan Yu sneaked out of the fort to play because of mischief. When he heard the news, he was emotionally hurt. When he was heartbroken, he was attacked by someone again and his head was damaged, so he became a fool.

The overlord Yan Huai'an came to see this, although he wanted to save it, but the matter had come to an end, and he was powerless to do so, so he could only do his best to comfort his friend in the spirit of heaven—he took Yan Yu as his adopted son and brought him back to the palace to take care of him.

The water in the Prince Regent's Mansion is too deep for flies to taste what the excrement and urine in other houses' latrines are like, let alone the living conditions of stupid children being known to outsiders.

Yan Huai'an showed his indifference to the fullest.He placed Yan Yu in a side courtyard, and at first he could ask a few questions, but gradually he forgot about it.Of course, looking at it better, it's no wonder he was there.After all, he is busy with affairs, and he also has the quirk of being a godfather——

There are all kinds of adoptive sons and daughters in the overlord's family. According to his kind of vigor, he will stamp people with the stamp of "Yan Huai'an's adopted child". This hundred family names.

They have many children, but none of their own.Yan Huai'an's rule is strict, and the majesty of the master is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. To be able to be covered under his wings, in fact, there is no need for him to inquire about his health, and no one dares to bully Yan Yu without eyes.

Letting a fool live a life without worrying about food and clothing is also a kind of kindness on his part.

Closer to home, the top priority is that Yan Yu needs to get in touch with the Overlord.

The palace is heavily guarded, and without Yan Huai'an's summons, no one can go to him to claim his existence.The servant who took care of Yan Yu never neglected his duty because he underestimated his IQ. He took good care of him every day and never let him go out of the yard to disturb other nobles.

Yan Yu was very sad.This well-ordered and impregnable palace seemed to prevent him from finding a breakthrough in his mission.

To put it in a provocative sentence, he and the overlord are clearly in the same palace, yet they are far away from each other.Just like Wang Zhaojun in the harem back then, and Emperor Han Yuan who longed for beauties were obviously in the same palace, but they couldn't meet before they got married.

Therefore, Yan Yu decided to take extraordinary measures at the risk of being discovered by the rules.

Each therapist must be equipped with an almost omnipotent assistant who can provide assistance to the treatment room under the premise of compatible tasks.

Within [-] hours after Yan Yu sent out the signal, the assistant Goldfinger jumped off the beam of the house, and without polite greetings, he asked straight to the point: "Jianyu, what do you need to say quickly!"

Yan Yu was sitting on the toilet, frightened by the elusive person in front of her, her chrysanthemum tightened and she almost became constipated.He patted his chest and said angrily, "Old Jin, you can't work too hard, or you will die suddenly!"

Goldfinger also serves as the therapist's assistant, and he is exhausted.He pinched his nose and said, "Damn it, what have you been eating kippers recently, shit smells so bad!"

"The food in the palace is so good, one meal makes people want to eat another." Yan Yu let out a fart calmly, and at the same time that his assistant almost vomited due to the smell, he said, "Do you want me to leave it for you?" A chicken leg?"

"I don't need you to send me chicken legs!" Goldfinger really didn't want to spend another minute with the unscrupulous person in front of him. "Master, can I call you master? Hurry up and say your request!"

Yan Yu motioned for Goldfinger to come over, and after doing this and that, he patted Goldfinger's dog's head and said, "Go, don't get in the way of me wiping my butt and lifting my pants here!"

Goldfinger rolled his eyes: "...you think I want to see your Flammulina velutipes?"

Yan Yu said lightly: "Enoki mushrooms are better than your ear picks!"

As soon as Goldfinger yanked the belt, he wanted to dig out a bird to prove that his was a strong, durable, long-lasting eggplant.When he realized that someone was coming, he glared at the mean-mouthed Yan Yu, turned around and burrowed into the soil like Tu Xingsun.

Yan Yu pulled up his trousers, and when he came out, he saw Qin Yang, the servant, setting up a meal.

I don't know if the overlord chooses maids and servants based on face - Qin Yang is as his name suggests, a sunny and handsome man, full of affinity, no matter how foolish he is, he can coax others with a good temper and gentleness.

He saw that the waistband of Yan Yu's trousers was messed up, and part of his robe was tucked into his trousers, so he came over to help him tidy it carefully, and then smiled and said, "Young Master Yan, come here, wash your hands first."

Qin Yang wants to sleep with Yan Yu after dinner.This is a bad habit developed by Yan Yu, a real fool in the previous version 1.0. He insisted that people share the same bed with him, otherwise he would have nightmares at night and cry for his father and mother.

It's nice to have a beautiful boy in your arms, but the 2.0 version of Yan Yu is not good at that.Besides, his plan couldn't be accompanied by a handsome boy with strong martial arts skills, so he threw people out, and instead of thinking about such a simple thing, it turned out to be a bit difficult unexpectedly.

Qin Yang let Young Master Yan beat and scold him, and when he was so tired that he sat on the porcelain pier and panted, he looked as usual and said softly: "Master, be good, let the little one serve you to take a bath before going to bed."

Only then did Yan Yu notice that Qin Yang looked at him wrongly.There is no trace of impatience or disdain, only full of...obsession, deep in the eyes, you can find out carefully, there is a terrifying possessive desire that is violently danced and suppressed!

Although the eyes are the windows to the soul, the two holes in the human eye are only so big that they cannot hold so many dramas!Brain supplements must be limited, otherwise you will scare yourself!

After Yan Yu finished muttering in her heart, she simply attributed Qin Yang's attitude to the original owner's face that was too pitiful and the overlord's extraordinary imperial effort.

The person closest to Yan Yu in version 1.0 these years is Qin Yang.He needs someone to help him with many things.For example, take a bath.

Young master Yan especially likes to play with water.The courtyard where he lives is equipped with a hot spring bath, which is not uncommon in the wealthy palace.In order to prevent him from turning himself into a dead fish, Qin Yang was always present when taking a bath.

Whenever Yan Yu loses his temper in version 1.0 at night, Qin Yang's trick will definitely make the fool obedient in an instant.

A certain salted fish that couldn't be collapsed, pretended to be happy, and was led to the bathing pool by Qin Yang's hand.Then the servant girl came in and out like flowing water, bringing cloth towels, soap, combs, clothes and pants, etc.

In the dense water vapor, Yan Yu was a little dazed.When Qin Yang took off only a pair of underpants and walked towards him, he couldn't come out in a daze.

A man who practiced martial arts all the year round, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, and attractive abs.Qin Yangping retreated the other maidservants, leaving only him and Yan Yu, then stepped forward gracefully, and said softly, "Master, why don't you take off?"

The voice that was about to overflow with honey successfully made Yan Yu tremble all over.Qin Yang approached in two or three steps, raising his hand to serve Yan Yu to undress.

Clothes were thrown one by one onto the shelf next to her, and when it was her turn to take off her trousers for a walk, Yan Yu recalled the original owner's information.Because of his stupidity, the original owner has no sense of shame, and no one taught him not to show his body in front of others, so at this moment...

The 2.0 version of Yan Yu should pretend to be generous and frank!

Therefore, when a certain fish was peeled off its shell like a boiled egg and stood in front of Qin Yang's eyes, Yan Yu finally had to face up to the obsessive scene in the latter's eyes.

He was startled.Qin Yang suddenly picked him up, hugged him very standard princess, and then stepped into the bath.

Yan Yu exclaimed, but couldn't do anything else.Just because this is what Qin Yang, who was serving him, should have done and was used to.

After entering the water, it will be more able to challenge the integrity of a certain fish.

Qin Yang wanted to help him scrub.The slightly callused hand touched down from the back of his neck along the spine, circled around his waist, and then reached down, pinching his fat buttocks gently...

Yan Yu finally couldn't hold back and pushed the person away.In fact, a certain fish is just an innocent little virgin who likes to play tricks on his mouth, but is very reserved inside.

"Master?" Qin Yang looked at the young master suspiciously.

Yan Yu said with a straight face, "You make me itchy!"

Qin Yang touched the water on his face, and apologized with a smile: "My fault." Later, to make up for it, he suggested whether to play some fun games.

The original owner's information did not mention that he would play games with Qin Yang in the bath.But one article mentioned that the mind of the original owner was only a few years old, and he still maintained the curiosity unique to children.

Yan Yu could only shrink in the corner with curious eyes, looked at Qin Yang, and beckoned him to speak quickly.

Qin Yang looked at the young master's round white and tender shoulders exposed in the water, his collarbone was infinitely seductive in the wet light, his long black and smooth hair was scattered in the water, and a few strands hung down on his chest, paired with black hair that was as moist as a black stone. Her eyes, under her tall and delicate nose, her lips as soft and full as flowers, her cheeks reddened by hot water...

He couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of saliva, kicked his feet lightly, approached the young master, put his hands on the pool wall on both sides of the young master's head, lowered his head and said softly in a bewitching voice: "The young master is sixteen years old, and he is not young Now, some things should be tasted by the young master..."

The expression of the villain in Yan Yu's heart burst instantly, but on the face he pretended to be ignorant, stretched out his hands to cover his ears, and shouted: "It's so itchy..."

Qin Yang grabbed his hand, put it on his lips and kissed it lightly, at the same time his other hand submerged into the water, touched his crotch, and grabbed the timid and pure thing.

Yan Yu couldn't bear it anymore, and stretched out his hand to push him, but he couldn't push him away.Qin Yang only thought that he was not used to it for the first time, and comforted him softly: "It will be comfortable later..."

Ma Dan, I used to hear that a fool from a wealthy family would be raped by a tough woman in order to pass on the Zen lineage. Why is it his turn to pretend to be a fool and be taught by a man how to be self-sufficient with a five-fingered girl?

Yan Yu felt that Qin Yang's handwork was indeed extraordinary.His face turned red, but he couldn't do anything more.It was said in the information that the original owner is a fool, he will not refuse anything that makes him comfortable! ! !

Qin Yang admired the young master's extremely shy appearance, touched the young master's face with his free hand, and muttered incessantly: "Young master, I love you..."

Love you Mamaipai!Yan Yu cursed in his heart, but on the surface he wanted to pretend to be enjoying himself in a good place. In order to fit the scene better, he had to pant! ! !

Qin Yang didn't expect the young master's youthful reaction to be so bloody, and soon little Qin Yang also stood up to salute the young master.

The young master imprinted in his eyes is so cute, and the long-standing love in his body is surging.

He couldn't restrain himself, and he didn't want to restrain himself anymore, but the awe-inspiring figure of the prince appeared in front of him, he could only hold back, just holding the young master's hand, trying to wrap his painful breasts, barely relieved...

Yan Yu noticed Qin Yang's more daring thoughts, lowered his head and sharpened his eyes, thinking about the weakness he sent to the door, if he didn't pinch it, he would be sorry for the fool he pretended to be!

The two guys with ulterior motives probably didn't expect that the final outcome was unexpected but the same goal by different routes——

Qin Yang was caught off guard by the cruel pinch of a certain fish, grinning his teeth in pain, his hand movements were even more abnormal, and Yan Yu howled on the spot when he exerted force suddenly.

That night, the two sounds of breaking eggs lingered in the hearts of the two for a long time, spreading a painful shadow.