3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

In a blink of an eye, it's August admissions season again.

Senior high school candidates with outstanding qualifications in the world received the admission notices from Little Banana one after another, packed their luggage to bid farewell to their families, and set foot on the somersault cloud train to the summit of Fengyun.

These people are all ancestors or distant relatives who are related to Fengyun, so they will be selected.

But for the aborigines in the comprehension world, Fengyun is not the only choice.Therefore, in the first ten days of August, a 8-school consultation meeting will be held in West Kunlun Square.

All the participating fairy schools have a long history and are famous.For example: Penglai, Abbot, Yingzhou...

Each school set up a booth and hung a poster or banner.Several experienced old professors are dispatched to answer the candidates' questions, and there are also professionals who introduce the school's benefits in a pyramid scheme.

The stalls on the top of the wind and clouds accounted for almost half of the entire square, vividly explaining what it means to be "rich and powerful".The professors in other schools are all tall and handsome, with rich life experience written on the wrinkles on the cheeks and corners of the eyes, which is very reliable at first glance.And the people sent by Fengyun Peak to solicit business (enrollment) are all members of the Academic Affairs Office.

The handsome and handsome Bai Wangling was in charge of posing, the glamorous Junjun was in charge of answering the candidates' questions, and the movie star Yuan Baibai took off his make-up and was in charge of taking photos with fans.The gentle and beautiful boy Li Ci is in charge of registering the students' materials.

As a result, a majestic long queue formed in front of the Fengyun Peak booth with the fewest staff members.

The four of them actually represent their respective colleges.Bai Wangling is the chairman of the Jianzong Student Union, Junjun is a top student of the Medical School, Yuan Baibai is the head of the Ghost Cultivation Department, and Li Ci is the chairman of the Qinzong.

Jiang Lingwan is very leadership minded.Whoever reaches this year's enrollment target first will double the scholarship for that college.Therefore, the four tried their best (not) to promote their own college.

Jianzong, Yizong, and Xinzong have the same enrollment quota, 200 people each.Only ghost cultivators are the least and most difficult to recruit, with 10 people.

No way, the world is no longer what it used to be.For example, students of Xinzong College can take a certificate after graduation, and then open a psychological counseling room, cooperate with music therapy, and make a lot of money.After all, there are many patients with mental illness in the world now.

It is easier for medical students to find jobs.Before graduation, it is already a resource that major well-known hospitals are vying for.

Jianzong...Jianzong includes work and marriage arrangements.

Only ghost cultivators find it difficult to find jobs after they come out, and most majors are not suitable for them, such as Yuan Baibai who is a real example.He directly abandoned the ghost and followed the shadow.

Yuan Baibai didn't want to seriously recruit students, but he couldn't beat Jiang Lingwan, and because of Qin Yuan's face, he had to go through the motions.

At this moment, the phone in his pocket vibrated.He took it out and saw that there was an important announcement to be rushed, and the manager was anxious to hang himself at the door of his house.

He rubbed his chin and sent a WeChat message to his right-hand assistant.

Love chrysanthemums in vain: come to West Kunlun to enroll students.

Cece loves mathematics: I'm masturbating.

Baibai loves chrysanthemums: If you don't come, all final classes will fail.

Ce Ce loves mathematics: Gan Lin Niang!

Tang Ce tricked his teammates again, hurried off the assembly line, picked up the schoolbag on the sofa, opened the door and rushed out.

From the next room came Zhu Bian's angry roar: "Tang Ce, I am Gan Linniang!"

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It takes only half an hour to travel from Fengyunzhiding to West Kunlun by somersault cloud train.

When Tang Ce arrived, the venue was overcrowded.Yuan Baibai saw him with sharp eyes, gestured for him to go first, and took away two-thirds of the fans with a huff.

The originally bustling square suddenly became quiet, as if the autumn wind sweeps the fallen leaves, and the tea is cold when people leave, it is very desolate.

Tang Ce walked to the booth at the top of the wind and clouds, sat down, turned to Li Ci and said, "Ci, let's eat all the tea-flavored chicken tonight."

Jun Jun flirted with a big wave, rolled his eyes, and said coquettishly: "Reject. I'm trying to lose weight."

"Then you eat grass with Brother Ci." Tang Ce picked up a ballpoint pen and twirled it, and said, "Can you wear more clothes when you do yoga in the living room at night?"

"No. I'm too hot." Junjun picked up a stack of enrollment guidebooks as a fan, kicked Tang Ce under the table, and said bluntly, "Go and buy some popsicles. I want mung bean ice cream. "

"I'll go." Bai Wangling stood up and walked towards the canteen.

A passing four-eyed boy stood still and carefully looked at the sign in front of Tang Ce, which said [Ghost Cultivation], so he pushed his glasses and said in surprise, "You guys live together, don't you?"

Junjun snorted and didn't want to explain.He was originally asked by Jiang Lingwan to dress up and attend in women's clothing.Looking at the audience, the female fairy cultivators of the other colleges were all serious, with coffin faces, they could only watch from a distance and not play with them.Only the female cultivator on the top of the wind and cloud is fierce and gorgeous, with a touch of human fireworks.

Tang Ce put his sleeves behind his back, pretending to be an outsider, and said flickeringly, "Demon cultivators don't care about trifles."

So he successfully bluffed the rookie freshman, and without hesitation filled in the "Department of Ghosts and Dao of Fengyun Peak Demon Seminary" on the volunteer form.

This year's enrollment project, congratulations to Moxiu Academy for being the first to meet the standard and receiving a scholarship of 100 million yuan.

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Time flies.

They were ignorant of the new environment yesterday, but in the blink of an eye, they will be graduating today.

At the graduation party, Qin Yuan is the host of ceremonies.He asked the students to write a paragraph to their roommates who have shared joys and sorrows and lived with them day and night for four years.

Junjun: "How much joy and parting hatred, every year in this night."

Zhu Bian: "There are many enemies, but two or three friends. It's always late to meet."

Li Ci: "The bright moon and the stars are like you and me, and the streamer is always with you every night."

Tang Ce: "The future can be expected."

Bai Wangling: "I live up to my original intention."

Many graduates are drunk and crazy even though they don't drink a lot of alcohol.Someone summons up the courage to confess and gets a kind hug of rejection.Some people meet for a cup or a gun to wipe out their grievances.

Jun Jun leaned on Li Ci's shoulder crying and laughing, Zhu Bian and Tang Ce rolled up their sleeves and punched, Tang Yu stroked Tan Fengying's slightly raised belly, Tan Yuhua rolled his eyes, and then turned to discuss which gym with Ye Muyao It works well.

Bai Wangling was on the sidelines arranging matters after the party, glancing in Tang Ce's direction from time to time to see how much he had drunk and whether he was insane.

After graduation, Junjun was hired as chief physician by a famous hospital in Beiping.

Li Ci was accepted as a postgraduate student of Fangzhang Xian School, which was considered to have fulfilled his dream of Buddhism, and he went to study during the summer vacation.I still remember the day when I sent him to Somersault Cloud, Jun Jun took his little hand and cried and said, "You want to become a monk or do whatever you want, it's up to you. There is only one thing, you can't be ordained! I don't want a bald donkey as my cousin!"

Li Ci said warmly: "Okay. Cousin, take care of yourself."

Zhu Bian entered the Huaxia Literature Museum, and it is said that the invented telescope can clearly see the ants in the black hole.

Tang Ce took over Yuan Baibai's class and stayed at Fengyun Peak to teach.

At the freshman meeting, he folded his arms and smiled at the corners of his mouth. He looked at the students coming and going, and said, "This is the Garden of Eden that shelters you from the wind and rain, and it is also a petri dish for you to become towering trees. All the good and the bad They are all precious scenery. May you be young when you come, and look like young when you go.”

Later, for some reason, a bold freshman gossips and discusses in private, "I heard that Dean Moxiu is having an affair with the dean!"

Every time Tang Ce went to the cafeteria to eat with Bai Wangling, he always received a lot of warm attention.

So Bai Wangling picked a sunny and sunny day, and said in a serious voice on the radio: "Recently, some students said that I have a crush on President Tang. I want to clarify. That is not a rumor."

Then a clear voice full of laughter sounded: "I also want to clarify that I have a crush on Director Bai."

The freshmen of the whole school are collectively boiling!