3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

The two walked halfway, and saw sporadic lights flickering in front of them.

Ye Ce: "It must be that Xue Mo hasn't returned for a long time, his two older brothers are here to look for him." After speaking, he had an idea, and a trick came to his mind.

When hunters in the mountains lay traps, they will make some marks around to remind people not to step on them by mistake.For example, use lime powder to make an X or an O on the adjacent tree trunk.

Ye Ce quickly wiped off the marks on the tree, blew out the lantern later, and dragged Bai Qi to hide in the grass.Not long after, the Xue brothers came one after the other.Shouting while walking: "Third brother, siblings—"

After shouting for a long time, no one answered, only the miserable echo and the cold wind swishing.

The Xue family is said to be a scholarly family, and this generation has produced a scholar Xue Mo.Both the eldest and the second child are rice bugs who love to relax and hate work.He lived on the rent of a few acres of land from his ancestors.

Boss Xue spat on the ground and scolded: "Unlucky mourner! If I didn't fancy her how much money I have, how could I marry such a lazy thing!"

Xue Laoer echoed: "Exactly! I washed my socks and made holes, and it must be said that it was bitten by a mouse!"

Boss Xue complained: "She is a woman, why does she keep so many properties? She won't even give us a silk shop! My wife said that they are a profiteer with a black heart, and it is true!"

The second Xue said: "How can the several hundred taels of silver be enough for me to drink flower wine every month? If you want me to say that the third child is not righteous! He stole his wife's gold and gave it to outsiders. Why didn't he give it to us two brothers? No Do you know we're tight?"

A trace of resentment flashed in Boss Xue's eyes, "I think it was when I heard Hou's mansion recruiting relatives in the teahouse, I went to the matchmaker and the neighbors to talk good things about it! His third child doesn't see what he is? Without them bragging in front of the Hou family , how can this happen?"

He was cursing, and illuminated the surrounding trees with a lantern. Seeing that there was no sign, he walked forward with confidence.Unexpectedly, before he took three steps, he stepped on a loop of rope, tightened it suddenly, and hung him upside down with a "huh".

"Big brother!"

The lantern in Boss Xue's hand fell to the ground, and the flames were immediately extinguished by the wind, and the surroundings were plunged into darkness.Xue Laoer screamed in shock, rushed like a blind bear, and fell into the hole with a plop.

This trap is for hunting bears, and the pit is dug very deep.Xue's second son fell hard, and he kept yelling.

Boss Xue was hanging in the air, his head was rapidly congested with blood, and Venus was popping up in front of his eyes, and he cursed angrily: "Stupid thing! Why don't you get up and put me down! These sons of bitch hunters forgot to make a mark again! Go to his door some other day Throw shit away!"

Xue Laoer struggled to crawl out of the pit, his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he hurriedly said, "I'll call someone to save you!" Personnel.

***

Bai Qi saw that Ye Ce was very skilled, as if he often did things like knocking people in the back with a sap, and couldn't help but feel a little sore in his neck.

Ye Ce put down his stick and smiled shyly at him, "Don't worry. I won't bully you."

Bai Qi: "Why?"

"After all, you are my first man."

"Cough..." Bai Qi blushed and coughed again and again, and seeing him wink playfully, he added: "The first man to form a team for space-time games."

"..."

The two carried the unconscious Xue Laoer down the mountain.Find a brothel in the town, open the room and throw it in.Bai Qi paid the deposit, and asked the madam to go to Xue's house to collect the balance.

Originally, the old bustard didn't want to pay on credit, but Bai Qi followed what Ye Ce said: "He is Mr. Hou's brother-in-law, how could he rely on such a small amount of money? If you really don't believe it, Hou Xiaomei buys sugar on the street, you can ask her to be a guarantee."

When the old bustard came to the sugar shop, she saw Hou Xiaomei, so she went up and said it again.Ye Ce nodded in agreement, "I went out in a hurry today and didn't bring much money. When my brother sobers up, you send him to Xue's house. I won't renege on my debt."

The old bustard went away in peace.Ye Ce showed a wicked smirk of success, bought a pack of sweet-scented osmanthus candies with the money from the begging bowl, then hooked Bai Qi's arm and walked to the inn.

Bai Qi asked vigilantly, "What are you doing?"

Ye Ce said bluntly, "Sleep."

His body stiffened.

Ye Ce was surprised: "I'm sleeping, not you. Why are you nervous?"

"..."

After a day of tossing, Ye Ce's neck couldn't take it anymore.There was only one wing room left in the inn, and he didn't dislike it, so he got up and went upstairs after paying.

After entering the door, immediately lock the doors and windows, blow out the candles, and take off the headgear.

Bai Qi heard the rustling of clothes and silk, and couldn't help asking, "What are you doing taking off your clothes?"

"You don't take off your clothes when you sleep?" Ye Ce got into bed, and when the cool porcelain pillow was pressed against his numb neck, he let out a satisfied sigh of relief.

Bai Qi said angrily: "Don't make strange noises!"

People from Jiangnan have a soft voice, and when they sigh, they seem to be panting, which makes him feel irritable, and he wants to open the window to let the air out.

Ye Ce could figure it out, this person looked so cool at first glance, but he was actually a shy and old-fashioned.

He patted the bed, with a smirk on his face: "The bed is very big, won't you come up?"

"……Do not."

Bai Qi opened the closet, took out the quilt, spread it on the floor, and lay down on it.Looking at the dark ceiling in silence, he asked after a while, "How do you plan to avenge Hou Xiaomei?"

His answer was a long, soft breath.

Ye Ce has fallen asleep.

Bai Qi also kept silent.After sorting out the effective information for a while, I closed my eyes and fell asleep.I don't know how long.A light footstep was heard.He was a light sleeper, and immediately noticed a slight movement, and immediately opened his eyes, but bumped into a person in his arms.

Killing intent was evident in his eyes, and as he touched the weapon on his waist, he suddenly heard a soft murmur: "It's too cold... Let's sleep with someone."

"..."

The weapon is sheathed.

A soul-stirring murderous intent was blown away like a spring breeze.

Ye Ce woke up from the cold in the middle of the night, and wanted to steal Baiqi's quilt, but he couldn't see it clearly, so he groped into his quilt by accident.Unexpectedly, this person looked cold, but his body was as warm as a stove.Immediately refused to go, slipped in like a snake, found a comfortable position to lie down, stretched out his arms to hug his waist, and fell asleep soundly.

Bai Qi was grabbed by a koala and stared until dawn.

***

The first ray of morning light poured down through the window, shining on Ye Ce's smooth face, reflecting him like a picture.

Bai Qi looked down at him.

This person is not only not ugly, but also unexpectedly handsome.Among the ten sentences, how many are true and how many are false?Sleeping so flamboyantly and unscrupulously in the arms of a stranger seemed to be lacking in thoughtfulness.Essentially...shouldn't be bad.

Just thinking this way, the koala woke up, his eyes half-opened, his consciousness still seemed to be fuzzy, and he kept groping until he caught Bai Qi's hand, patted it lightly, and said considerately: "I will responsible for you."

Bai Qi said clearly, "No need!"

"Then you are responsible to me."

"..."

This sentence seemed to hit a minefield, and he ignored Ye Ce until after breakfast.Of course, it is limited to the time of one meal.

Because Ye Ce immediately happily took his arm and rushed to Xue's house to watch the fun.

With that stick, Ye Ce lightened his strength, and Xue Laoer woke up earlier than them.Seeing Furong warming up the tent, the clouds were foggy, and remembering that my eldest brother was still hanging on the mountain, I immediately jumped out of bed in a hurry.The old bustard thought that he was going to renege on his debt, so he asked Mr. Gui and some strong men to tie him up and escort him to Xue's house to beg for money.

Seeing that Hou Xiaomei, who paid the money, was not there, Guigong was so angry that he exposed the scandal of Xue Laoer.Now, his usual covert drinking of flowers and wine has been exposed.The second sister-in-law's face was contorted, and she swung at him, scratching his face.Mrs. Xue went up to stop her, but she pushed her away, her waist hit the corner of the table, and her lower body suddenly went numb. She yelled "Ouch", couldn't stand anymore, and fell to the ground with a thud.

Boss Xue didn't come back all night, and the sister-in-law got angry and rushed forward and asked, "Why didn't Boss come back?"

Xue Laoer said: "The boss stepped on the trap of the Orion and was hung on the mountain."

The time and space of the golden monkey is in the middle of winter, and the temperature in the mountains is low. If it is hung overnight, it is not known whether it will survive.The sister-in-law felt chest tightness and shortness of breath, her eyes turned black, she couldn't speak clearly, she showed her white teeth, and her face looked so ferocious that she wanted to eat people.

"Okay you! Leaving my man alone and going to drink flower wine, do you intend to kill him? Do you think it's your turn to inherit the family property? Even if the third child doesn't want this ancestral property after high school, it belongs to our boss! "

After hearing these words, the second sister-in-law became unconvinced, and shouted in a sharp voice: "A mother jumped out of her stomach, why don't I have a man?!"

The sister-in-law scolded: "What are you doing? He gave gold and silver jewelry to the pheasant, but he didn't give it to you!"

The second sister-in-law was so angry that she lost her mind.Just when I saw the servant emptying the toilet, I immediately grabbed it, dug out a pile of shit, and stuffed it into the sister-in-law's open mouth.

"Slut!" The sister-in-law was covered in a face, screamed, and wrestled with her like crazy, pulling her hair, scratching people, and performing eighteen martial arts.Those around who wanted to persuade the fight were also scared off by the look on the sister-in-law's face.

At this time, the hunter in the mountains came.They checked the trap in the morning, found Boss Xue, and immediately put him down.But after a night of freezing, people have already developed a high fever, talking nonsense: "Sister and sister, I know I was wrong, I'm sorry for you..."

The eldest sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law are still fighting.While Master Xue called the doctor, he sent someone to look for Xue Mo.When he found it, he was digging soil to eat because he was hungry.It turned out that he rolled down the mountain, knocked his head, and became a fool.After returning home, I only smiled "hehe".

Now, the dream of being a scholar was completely shattered.Mrs. Xue was angry and furious, lying on the bed and cursing Hou Xiaomei viciously.After scolding, she asked the doctor who took her pulse: "Am I okay?"

The doctor said flatly, "No big problem. It's just paralysis."

"Oh. Ah?! I'm dead—" Mrs. Xue came back to her senses and cried.

Boss Xue is fine, just take a few tonics.The elder sister-in-law took care of her, and the second sister-in-law was in charge of the house.She thought the tonic was too expensive, so she picked out the precious medicinal materials and sold them secretly, stuffing them with grass roots.This grass root is the medicine Mrs. Xue gave Hou Xiaomei. It is very strong, and if you eat too much, it will become poisonous.

The eldest brother became more and more ill, and died three days later.The sister-in-law screamed and rushed out of the room, tripped over the threshold and fell, knocking off her two front teeth, stood up with blood on her face and clapped her hands, "Hey! Good death! Good death!", it turned out that she was crazy .

The family is in chaos, and no one is in charge of Xue's second child.He was so drunk that he argued with his second sister-in-law and pushed her into the water by mistake.Not wanting to freeze her nerves, the second sister-in-law became dumb and screamed "ahhh".He didn't care about it, and went to find flowers and ask willows, but just as he went out, he bumped into a carriage that was running wildly, and he flew several hundred meters away.