3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

King Chujiang: "Now it's Huang Laogou's turn to vote."

Huang Laogou let out a lot of laughter from his throat, "When I was in Yangjian, the master I followed was a nerd. I read "53 Exam Questions", "Huanggang Test Paper", "Wang Houxiong Textbook Analysis", no matter the general knowledge of literature , or mathematics, physics and chemistry, I am not afraid!"

The black cat sheriff took out a nail clipper from his pocket and rubbed his paws leisurely, "Because he forgot to eat and sleep to solve the problems and forgot to prepare dog food, you killed him. So... you will go to hell. cluck."

It laughed sarcastically.

The old yellow dog grinned at it, showing its sharp canine teeth, "Bitch cat, don't be complacent! I'll eat you later!"

Talking about hitting the dice with his nose, Gululu——

It pretended not to care on the surface, but in fact it was down to the throat.Wherever the dice roll, the eyeballs will slide.

The groundhog didn't call even numbers this time, because according to the rules of fighting beast chess, when he and the black cat sheriff walk in the same square, he will be eaten.And the only one who can kill the black cat is Huang Laogou.

Of course it doesn't want Huang Laogou to GG now.

The dice stopped.

【2】

even grid.

The black cat sheriff put away the nail clippers, a smug look flashed in his eyes.

What are you proud of?Regardless of taking astronomy or geography, I know a thing or two!

Huang Laogou thought so, bared his teeth, and walked slowly to the second frame.

Big screen from heaven.

[Please listen to the question. In "Sou Shen Ji", how much did Song Dingbo sell the ghost? 】

A. free delivery

B. Sell one get one free

C. 200 money

D. 1500 money

It's bewildered.

Which textbook is "Sou Shen Ji"?

Who is Song Dingbo?

Why did he sell ghosts? ?

Huang Laogou's former owner was a nerd who only read sage books, and he didn't touch these extracurricular books at all.Huang Laogou has never seen it before, let alone answered it correctly!

【Countdown 5, 4, 3...】

The old dog's eyes gradually became blank, as if he saw the despairing eyes of the little master before he died.

What is the little master's last words?

oh it remembered...

It's "I haven't finished the math problem...I can't die..."

Huang Laogou thought: "Since you were in the third year of high school, you have never played the game of losing the ball with me. Sometimes you often forget to prepare rations for me. Since doing the questions is so painful, I will bite you to death. Are you free? Am I not saving you? I am doing the right thing. I did nothing wrong, why should I go to hell, why?!"

It roared crazily, trying to escape from the grid, and jumped up.

【2, 1...】

At the same time, the countdown ends.A huge golden bergamot descended from the sky, slapped it to the ground, and crushed it alive.

This is not enough, as if in order to punish it for revenge, a handle of ice skates was raised from the ground, just like when it was madly biting the little master, tearing it apart!

"Ahhh—" it screamed in pain, rolled on the ground, trying to avoid the skates, but the skates had self-awareness and followed like a shadow.

It looked at Sheriff Black Cat, with yellow tears rolling down its cloudy eyes, "Help me! Save me!"

The black cat blew on its beautiful nails, "Even the awesome dog brother has been planted, and my little sweet brother cat can't help it."

King Chu Jiang looked at Huang Laogou coldly: "Did you stop when your master asked for help? He studied hard for more than ten years, and once returned to before liberation. You are proud of your unrepentant death. You are not a sinner." Beast, what is it?! Let's go to hell!"

"Ah-"

The ice cracked, stretching out tens of thousands of ghost hands and dragging Huang Laogou into the bottomless abyss!

[Buddha said: All conditioned dharmas are like dreams and bubbles, like dew and electricity, and should be viewed as such]

The ice surfaces fit together tightly.

King Chu Jiang: "The game continues. Now the black cat sheriff casts points."

The sheriff walked up to the dice with graceful catwalks, and with a powerful flick of his long tail, the dice was thrown a few meters away.

Since the old yellow dog died, the groundhog's legs began to weaken.It stared at the dice nervously, opened and closed its mouth, and its white front teeth flickered, "Even numbers, even numbers, even numbers..."

The only old dog GG who can subdue the black cat sheriff, the black cat is already invincible on the field!The only chance to kill it and keep yourself alive is for it to go to an even-numbered grid and be punished to death!

The dice stopped.

【3】

Odd grid.

"Hmph." The black cat raised its head high and stepped onto the grid.

King Chujiang: "It's the groundhog's turn to vote."

It doesn't matter!If you can't kill it this time, there will be a next time!

The groundhog cheered himself up like this, a stern look flashed in his eyes, and he clenched his fists and went on stage.It walked up to the dice, picked it up like a corn cob, and threw it out vigorously.The eyeballs also rolled, and I kept praying in my heart: odd numbers, odd numbers, odd numbers...

The rolling dice stopped.

【6】

even grid.

On NO! ! !

The groundhog gave a knee and knelt on the ground.

But the black cat sheriff exclaimed, "Brother Tubo! You're going to win!"

The groundhog smiled wryly, "Now that things have come to an end, why do you have to lie to me again? I should have expected such an ending. I cannibalize countless people, and I deserve what I deserve..."

The black cat sheriff interrupted its dying words, and pointed at Ye Ce who was ready to run away anytime, anywhere, "Look clearly! You voted for 6 points! It happened to be the tiger! Mice eat tigers! Even if you answer no If something goes wrong, you can be a full ghost before you die!"

The groundhog looked in the direction it pointed, and it was so!

Besides, it doesn't necessarily lose!Maybe you can get it right?

The groundhog suddenly regained confidence, regained its vigor, bared its white front teeth, and walked towards Ye Ce eagerly.

"Stupid human being, even if you pretend to be calm, I will eat you today—Jie Jie"

Ye Ce raised his hand and said to King Chu Jiang, "I request to use a reward card, and the object is the black cat."

Reward card?

A white light flashed in the minds of Sheriff Black Cat and Groundhog.

By the way, I still don't know what this person's reward card is.

The groundhog sneered, thinking: so what?As long as my native brother doesn't die, you will be my bait after all!

King Chujiang nodded, waved his sleeves, and a golden light passed by.

The Black Sheriff was teleported to square 6, in front of the groundhog.

The groundhog turned pale in shock, "What's going on?! You cheated!"

Ye Ce spread his hands innocently: "Not at all. I am a law-abiding boy with a red scarf."

At this time, Ye Ce's reward card was displayed on the big screen.

[With this card, you can exchange positions with any player]

Ye Ce: "Brother Cat. I heard that groundhogs like to eat alone, and you and the old yellow dog can't share a leg hair. Now you can hunt without restraint."

Fighting Beast Rules: The cat eats the mouse.

The black cat sheriff couldn't suppress his instinct, stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, "Oh. A fat field mouse that likes to eat people. The taste must be better than humans!"

The groundhog retreated again and again, his face pale: "You and I are brothers, why are you killing each other?"

The black cat snorted coldly with disdain: "Haven't you heard a word? You have a smile on your face, and MMP in your heart, they are all superficial brothers!"

Once interests are involved, the plastic sisters and superficial brothers can't hold back and parted ways.

The groundhog wanted to say: If you eat me, no animal on the field can subdue the tiger!The tiger is invincible!

However, the larynx had already been bitten tightly by the irrational black cat.

……

A one-sided hunt is over.

The black cat lay on the ground, licking its paws diligently, licking away the blood one by one.

At this time, a large screen descended from the sky, and the light from the screen disturbed the black cat.It jumped up in fright, "What's going on? What's going on with this damn screen?"

King Chujiang: "The groundhog didn't answer the question before it died. If you ate it, you should answer it instead."

After speaking, the big screen also reported the topic.

[Please listen to the question.Among the following characters, which one was seen off by women in brothels all over the city after death? 】

A. Zhu Bajie

B. Fahai

C. Li Bai

D. Liu Sanbian

After the black cat panicked, it calmed down.It still has a bit of literary literacy. It knows that Bajie comes from "Journey to the West", Fahai is a monk, and who is the author of "Quiet Night Thoughts".

As for Liu Sanbian?Circus performer?

It hummed a few times, "I choose B!"

Ye Ce:? ? ?

He asked, "Why choose B?"

The black cat sheriff glanced at him, with a look of disdain: "You know what! The monk likes to go to the brothel to save Feng Chen!" It has already imagined a bloody drama.

Fahai went to the brothel to rescue the wind and dust, Jinjiang authors dare not write like this...

Ye Ce was quite impressed.

【wrong answer.accept punishment]

The so-called punishment is execution.

When there is only one tiger left on the white ice board, this incredible game also comes to an end.

King Chu Jiang: "Congratulations on completing the second challenge. Now, do you continue? Or give up."

Seven bronze doors appeared in front of him.

"Is Tang Huaixing still okay?"

Hearing his question, the sympathy of the crocodile flashed in King Chujiang's eyes.

"Those who fall into infinity will suffer immeasurable suffering and infinite kalpas."

"Six years ago, there was a challenger. He slaughtered 99 evil spirits and 330 comrades before he was able to escape. By the way, the evil spirits he killed were not ordinary ghosts. They were all The souls of the cultivators who participated in the [-]th-level trial wandered after death."

six years ago?

That is Duan Qianheng!

King Chu Jiang: "Once those practitioners of swordsmanship and swordsmanship are stained with mortal blood, they will never turn back. If your friend can climb out of the endless hell, he is not an evil spirit, nor is he a ghost. into a demon."

Ye Ce finally understood why he had been flustered all this time?

That was his instinct.

Still wanting to ask, King Chu Jiang disappeared in place together with the coral reef.

***

The halo leading to the endless hell still exists.

Ye Ce tried to go in, but was blocked by an invisible wall.Tried this a few times, still can't get it right.It was useless to be anxious, so I simply went back to the cave first.

Tang San hadn't finished eating the fish he caught.

He sat down to grill the fish, looked at the burning bonfire, and gradually lost his mind.

He waited until dawn at most, then he left and went to the third level.

What if... Tang Huaixing came back from a serious injury?

Then wait until the day after tomorrow.

He fell asleep in a daze in the middle of the night, and suddenly smelled a strong smell of blood.He opened his eyes suddenly, looked towards the entrance of the cave, and staggered in a blood man in messy clothes.

"Tang Huaixing?!"

Tang Huaixing's left ear moved slightly, and he walked towards the place where Ye Ce was sitting. He supported himself to the top, his knees softened, and he plunged into his arms.

When he was unconscious, he was still holding the sword.

"So hot?!" Ye Ce reached out to untie his sword, and was startled when he touched his wrist.

"Don't burn it, I'll let you ventilate." He quickly untied Tang Huaixing's clothes, took a pile of ice and snow from the side, and prepared to apply it to his neck.

Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a black line from the corner of his eye, Fu Xue's hand paused, and he opened his underwear, revealing a strange black rune.

He scattered all the snow in his hands, and went to uncover Tang San's clothes, until he peeled off all of them, and found that the runes had spread all over his body.

"what……"

At this time, Tang Huaixing woke up.

Before Ye Ce could be happy, Tang San's handsome facial features were already distorted, bloodthirsty light appeared in his eyes, and he slashed with his sword!

A sharp sword wind rushed towards his face, and Ye Ce rolled on the ground in a hurry, holding his breath.He thought, if Tang San couldn't hear, he wouldn't kill people.Unexpectedly, the sword edge does not give an inch, and the sword comes again before it is gone.

Swords and shadows flashed in the cave, Ye Ce rolled around and hid: "Little blind man, calm down!"

Tang Huaixing became even more angry.

The whole cave was crumbling, Ye Ce climbed out of the cave first, and when he turned his head, Tang San was still slashing wildly with his sword, as if he wanted to die with the ice cave!

Do not……

He just wanted to die with the ice cave!

Tang Huaixing's expression was ferocious, but it wasn't ferocious to Ye Ce, but to the demon that controlled him, stubbornly resisting!

【Don't try to destroy me, I am you】

"nonsense!"

[Tang Huaixing, is the Tang Sect or this strange boy important? 】

"He is from the Tang Sect!"

[Stubbornly obsessed! 】

"Just be sure!"

[Proving the Tao with a sword is proving the Tao with killing.Tang Huaixing, the person in front of you is messing with your cultivation.As long as you kill him, you can climb to the top of swordsmanship and become a god! 】

"To shut up!"

He was talking to himself with a terrifying expression, and the sword in his hand never stopped self-destructing for a moment.

The earth shook violently, and the cave was about to collapse!

"The leaves are spit out by the pines, and the seedlings grow on the stone platform. The golden embankment is unknown, and the jade run is almost reopened."

Several emerald green vines fluttered, quickly wrapped around Tang San's body, and brought him out of the cave.

After the bang, the cave was razed to the ground.

Ye Ce stepped forward to catch him, and said calmly, "Tang Huaixing! What are you holding your sword for? Ask yourself!"

Tang Huaixing lost all reason, and the spinning sword in his hand was about to cut through the vines that bound him.

Purifying Mantra, Purifying Mantra... What is the school's Purifying Mantra...

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he recited earnestly and gently: "The bright moonlight in front of the bed is suspected to be frost on the ground. Look up at the bright moon, and look down at your hometown."

In the eighteen levels of hell without light, a bright moon slowly rises.That is the bright moon in the hometown that illuminates the mountains and rivers and illuminates the way of the old man to return home.

It was the bright moon hanging high outside the window when the two of them had fallen asleep.

Tang Huaixing remembered his sworn promise.

[Why do people change their minds?My heart has always been firm.Hold the sword tightly and protect the Tang Sect]

【He is from the Tang Sect, I will not give up on him, and I will never give up on the Tang Sect! 】

The person in his arms gradually calmed down, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Ye Ce also broke out in a cold sweat, and wiped his forehead with his sleeve. From the corner of his vision, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a pair of exquisitely crafted red boots, embroidered with gold trim.

【What’s wrong with you? 】

Ye Ce raised his head to look, but it was the gentleman in the dream

"How did you come out?"

He avoided answering.

【The person in your arms looks a lot like an old friend of mine.who is he? 】

"The third son of the Tang Sect, Tang Huaixing! Don't talk about this, can you save him?"

Mister is omnipotent and knows everything, maybe he knows how to remove the curse on Tang Huaixing.

【What's up with him. 】

Ye Ce rolled up Tang Huaixing's sleeves, revealing his arms wrapped in black runes.

[He killed too much, and the blood demon entered his body.These immortal cultivators are no match for you. If you get a little bit of evil spirit, you will easily think wildly. 】

"What should I do?"

[Fight poison with poison, control demon with magic.Feed him blood. 】

[You are the son of gods and demons born and raised in the mother's womb.There is no evil in this world that you fear, and no monster that can frighten you.Your flesh and blood can resist any evil atmosphere. 】

Watching him cut off his arm and feed blood to Tang Huaixing, the gentleman kindly suggested: [Remind you, the young master of the Tang Sect should not be messed with, touched, or teased. 】

Why do you look like an unmarried girl?

Ye Ce was delighted when he heard that, "If you provoke, touch, or flirt, so what?"

[No way.It's just that I can't turn over for a lifetime. 】

[Tang Sect people are extremely stubborn, even if 206 bones in the whole body are broken, leaving only one backbone, he can still support the world of self-cultivation.The Tang family never begged for mercy, nor regretted it.Do you get me? 】

"Isn't it good to have a backbone?"

【good.Of course good.Not only has backbone, but also easily paranoid. 】

The gentleman laughed softly, "Don't drive him crazy."

Ye Ce was puzzled: "How could it be? I can't even hurt him in time. Such a cerebellar axe."

To show his sincerity, even the accent of his hometown came out, that is, the legendary Zhepu dialect.

【Then you have to love him well.Don't be like me, whose cultivation is so high that he outshines others, but whose EQ is so low that passers-by pity him. 】

Ye Ce gushed: "I already regard him as a good friend and brother. He will never be stabbed in the back. Don't worry!"

【…】

The husband took out a post-it note from his sleeve and wrote down a series of links for him.

"what is this?"

[Taobao store URL.You come back to reality and remember to shop their treasures online for a rainy day. 】

"What's the name of this online store?"

[Caring Chrysanthemum Association. 】

"I don't grow flowers. The fat man likes to pick the thorns of cactus."

The husband said inscrutably: "Their family does not only sell flowers. For your own good, don't forget to shop online."

Leave one elusive word and he disappears.

***

Although Tang Huaixing was unconscious, the magic talisman on his body had faded.

I don't know how Fatty and the others are progressing.

Ye Ce untied the bell on his waist, "Duddududduddaddah, I'm playing in the mud in Jinjiang."

After 10 minutes, the other end finally answered the phone: "Hello?"

Li Jun's voice was a little tired.

"Where have you been?"

"Eleven Hell. Just finished a Star Wars. Did you know? There are Gundam fighters here!"