3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

Longxi Li's main business in the cultivation world is a newspaper.On the surface, they report on emergencies and trivial matters in the main cities, and secretly collect information on the aristocratic family.They also have a mechanical workshop that produces various communication tools, bugs, and powerful weapons.

The bell that Li Jun handed to Ye Ce is exquisite in appearance. It can be used as a wind chime to ward off evil under the eaves, or it can be tied around the waist as a hanging ornament.This is an advanced communicator within the family, it has never been released on the market, and it is not afraid of being seen through.

Li Ling's ending in the original book is also quite miserable.After Tang San became a useless person, he still never left him.The four great aristocratic families jointly attacked Tangmen, and he died with an arrow piercing his heart to save Tang Sanwan.

Ye Ce asked him: "What is your main mission?"

Li Jun cried and said: "I want me to prevent Jianzong from being wiped out. What about you?"

"Don't tell you."

"..."

Li Jun went there with tears in his eyes. He didn't know whether he was angry or frightened by the fierce eyes of Tangmen disciples.

***

A few days later, I returned to Tangmen through wind and rain. Needless to say, the scenery is a fairyland on earth.But the old suzerain closed the door after leaving one sentence: If you are undecided about foreign affairs, ask your eldest sister, if you are undecided about internal affairs, ask your uncle, someone finds a way to let Tang San go.

It can be seen that Tang San's force is No. 1 recognized by Jianzong.What's more frightening is that he is still working hard to cultivate despite his excellent talent.

In the cherry blossom forest, Tang Huaixing walks lightly with his sword, his clothes fluttering, like an exile.

Ye Ce leaned against a big tree, studying "Where the Dog Knife Runs".This is the best-selling non-CP novel in Jinjiang that year.The characters are multi-faceted, the relationship between the family is complex, and the plot is twists and turns, which makes people unable to put down the book. Read it day and night, cursing while watching.

After sneaking into the Tang Sect, the male protagonist was emotionally influenced by Tang San's brotherhood for a while, and turned into a righteous pillar of the dog. He sincerely assisted Tang San, advised him, and wanted Jianzong to become the first fairy sect.

But in the later period, the revenge emotion prevailed, he got black money, became a demon, betrayed relatives and friends, and was full of evil.It wasn't until the tragic death of the girl he loved that he repented and became a good pillar again.

The good brother was killed by him and the whole family died tragically, and he became a waste who could not carry a sword.And he took over the Tang Sect, married his brother's fiancée, and reached the pinnacle of his life.

For the protagonist, this is a cool article.For readers with a conscience, this is a Yu Wen with shit in sugar and poison in shit.Ye Ce was furious watching it.I wish I could get the author out and stab him a few times.

There is also an inner monologue by the author at the end of the article.He looked at the beginning and wanted to hit someone.

Wind Blowing Underpants PP Cool: Finally completed this classic!As for why Tang Huaixing is miserable, because I am Chunyanghei of Tangmen!Who let them steal my love, hehehe.

Hee you MB! ! !

Author, do you dare to report the area name and ID, I, Chen Haonan, the villain, will transfer to the server and blow you up!

Ye Ce's expression was ferocious, fortunately Tang Huaixing couldn't see it, otherwise he would have been frightened to impotence.

Tang San put his sword back into its sheath, and approached with Ye Ce's breathing.

Ye Ce raised his head and asked, "Why don't you practice anymore?"

Obviously the sword intent had reached its peak, and it was only a matter of proving the Tao in Kunlun Mountain, but Tang San still didn't dare to give up, and only slept for an hour a day, practicing from dawn to dawn.It is extremely rare for the sun to stop before sunset like this.

Tang Huaixing said, "Someone is here."

After a while, two Jianzong disciples indeed walked into the flower forest.

The male disciple was silent for a while, and said as if he was sinking his boat: "I will go to Kunlun Mountain at the end of the month. Can you give me something as a souvenir."

The dignified female disciple handed him a beautifully embroidered purse.The two walked silently, and after walking for a while, they went back to their respective ashrams.

Tang Huaixing behind the tree looked confused, "Why do you want to ask for souvenirs when you go to Kunlun Mountain?"

Ye Ce replied: "Because male disciples like female disciples, and want a token of their love to accompany them through difficulties."

Tang San asked again: "What does it feel like to like?"

Ye Ce wondered how he would know that he was still a national treasure with first kiss and first love.But he didn't want to spoil the interest of the curious baby, and said, "Have you heard the story of "The White Lady"?"

"No."

Tang Huaixing received an elite education. He filtered out his emotions and desires since he was a child, and pursued all four things.Naturally, I won't read novels about love between shemale and monster.

Ye Ce told him the story concisely.

He was silent for a while after listening, and then asked: "If you were Xu Xian, would you be afraid of the white snake? Would you hand her over to Fahai?"

Ye Ce said: "Of course not! I'm not cowardly. It's you. The Tang Sect is jealous of evil, and it's their responsibility to wipe out evil spirits. Will you be like a bald donkey, taking in the white lady indiscriminately?"

Tang Huaixing said, "No."

"So enlightened?"

He just asked casually, and Tang San fell in love.Handing the saber to him, he made a trick in his hand, and suddenly the golden light dazzled.After a while, Tang Huaixing was nowhere to be seen, and there was a little tiger with a white eye cloth on the ground.The size of a cat, with a king written on the forehead, fluffy, white, like dough.

It pricked up its ears and listened carefully. It seemed that the animal body was not used to seeing things. It staggered around and approached Ye Ce staggeringly. After reaching the destination with difficulty, it lay motionless on his boots. Tongue gasps.

"!" Ye Ce didn't have time to be surprised, he quickly bent down to pick it up, put it in front of his eyes and looked at it carefully: "You look like my little tiger!"

Tang Huaixing's voice sounded in his mind: 【Who is Xiaohu? 】

Ye Ce: "I'm on the last scroll... um." He stopped his mouth in time and changed his words: "I had a cat when I was young. It's very cute."

Tang Huaixing: [The ancestors of the Tang family have the bloodline of the divine beast White Tiger.Especially when it comes to me.The comprehension world believes that the white tiger became a god by cultivating a monster from a beast king, and classifies it as a demon god.Therefore, I and the white lady are both demons.But as long as one's heart is good, why should she be treated as a demon or a human being, even if the Tang Sect kills the demons, it will not embarrass her]

Ye Ce licked its round head, the soft touch was so good, he couldn't help but leaned forward and gave it a bite on the forehead.The little thing is wearing eye cloth, pitiful and cute, so he can't help sticking to its fluffy, warm belly.

It wasn't until Tang Huaixing's tiger's body shook that he realized it belatedly, let go reluctantly, put it on the ground and said, "I'm sorry. I thought you were a little tiger."

【……It doesn't matter】

Tang Huaixing's voice was a little confused.It seems that I can't find the north, my limbs don't listen to me, they are crooked, and finally I sit on the ground with my buttocks, as if my bones are brittle.After a while, he tilted his head and looked serious, but Ye Ce thought it was very cute, the more he looked at it, the more he liked it, and he really wanted to put it in his pocket and steal it.

How about stealing it and going to seek refuge with Li Jun?

He asked seriously: "How long can you keep this transformation?"

[If you haven't changed back for more than 24 hours, you can't be a human for life]

"Ah...that's it." He sighed regretfully, "Then you should change back quickly."

"Xi Bang! Da Xi Bang!" At this time, a young disciple with a round face ran over panting.His ancestral home is in Foshan, and he speaks with a taste of Hong Kong. When he saw the little tiger on the ground, he was surprised: "It's not a full moon today, why (zhen) Xihong can't control how much to send?"

The dazzling golden light disappears as soon as it appears.Tang Huaixing returned to his adult appearance and asked, "What's the matter?"

Disciple: "The head of the little devil from the Yun family is here!"

"I'm going now." Tang San said and left.

June is the day when Tang Sect recruits foreign students.A lot of aristocratic families would cram in a kid they didn't have time for, and take a summer school.It's okay for a small family, the teacher can put on a straight face if the child is disobedient.But if you meet the pampered and pampered four great families, especially Yunshan with a fiery temper, it will be terrible.If you are fierce and fierce to the child, the parents will be more fierce than you.He came to the door in a rage, accusing the elder of being impatient and unworthy of being a teacher.

It was simply thankless, and it caused a lot of trouble.

Therefore, many elders refused to be tutors for the young master sent by Yunshan.This drudgery naturally fell on the honest Tang Huaixing.

Ye Ce had never seen him in class, so he felt strange, so he also went to take a seat in the school.

Tang Huaixing had been waiting early, but the students hadn't taken their seats until the wind chime rang at the door.After inquiring, I realized that they went fishing in the river.

Qinzong is located in the northeast, surrounded by mountains, unlike Gusu, which is densely covered with streams and comprehensive.A group of brats who didn't touch water very much were overjoyed when they saw the crystal clear river.

A sword is a sharp weapon for killing people. After using it for a long time, it will definitely be stained with blood, and more and more.Therefore, practicing this way requires extremely high xinxing.Eating meat is not conducive to self-cultivation of body and mind, so everyone in the Tang Sect is full of grass eaters.The fish in the river are both decorations and mascots, used to set up Feng Shui formations.

And these young masters were not good-natured, so they caught the fish that already had spiritual consciousness and put them in the sun to expose them to the sun.Not to mention destroying the Feng Shui of the Tang Sect, but also killing a living being.Then he took the fairy artifact given by his parents and cut down trees and flowers everywhere.Hit the bird's nest with a slingshot, trampled a few chicks to death, shot through Tang San's window, and broke the porcelain vase in his house.

It was a gift from his eldest sister when he was crowned.I have always treasured it.

After Tang Huaixing heard the disciple's report, he nodded to express his understanding and did not pursue it.

Ye Ce was a little angry, but the master didn't say anything, and he, a guest with ulterior motives, couldn't intervene.

In the evening, these young masters were finally tired from playing, and walked into the school listlessly.Tang Huaixing arranged for them to sit down and was about to give a lecture when he suddenly heard rustling winds coming from all directions.

He stood still.

The little boys took out paint bombs from their sleeves and threw them on Tang San one by one, splashing a colorful mud flower, laughing happily: "The dead blind man will become a big tabby cat! The dead blind man will become a big tabby cat!"

Jianzong's Taoist robes for business trips are blue and white, while the daily home clothes of the Tangmen are snow white, so pure and flawless that even a little ink stains will ruin it.Tang Huaixing's clothes can no longer be worn.Blindfolded, he walked out of the school slowly, walked through the corridor, and returned to his room to change clothes.

Ye Ce silently followed behind him, saw the hole in the window, and asked in displeasure, "Why aren't you angry?"

Tang Huaixing was puzzled: "Why get angry with the weak? Besides, I'm already blind."

Tang San's good temper is entirely due to his broad mind to accommodate mountains and rivers.Don't bully the weak, and don't think it's an embarrassing thing to be bullied by the weak.

But Ye Ce couldn't bear it.

He just has a small belly, he wants revenge, and he just can't get used to Tang Huaixing being trampled on by others, even if the other party is a brat with no hair yet.

After Tang Huaixing changed his clothes, he called Tang Xin over and said, "They are tired from playing all day. Tell the kitchen to make tea and prepare some snacks for delivery."

"Yes."

Tang San went back to the woods to practice swords, and Ye Ce followed Tang Xin to the back kitchen.The Tang Sect has no servants, and disciples take turns to cook and clean.Just as Tang Xin squatted behind the stove to light a fire, Tang Bao poked his head in from the door and shouted, "Student Tang Xin, come and help me peel the edamame! It's too late for dinner!"

Tang Xin said helplessly: "I want to make tea for the guests from Yunshan. Peel it yourself!"

The idle Ye Ce immediately volunteered, "I'll cook it! Make a tea egg by the way!"

Tang Xin thought that this was something he was good at, so she went to help Tang Bao with confidence.

Of course there is no tea egg, and it is impossible to exist.It was Ye Ce's best benevolence to not break their eggs.He made several cups of tea and brought them to the school.A few little kids leaned on the table and fell asleep, their noses twitched, and they woke up immediately after smelling the excellent West Lake Longjing fragrance.

Ye Ce said in a low voice, "Young masters, drink tea."

One of them snorted coldly, and said arrogantly: "What about the blind man? Why don't you write a letter to complain? Let me tell you, it's useless! My brother is Yun Qinglou! Everyone in Yunshan looks at me I’m just here for vacation, so you take care of me, and I’ll say something nice to my brother later. If you don’t know what’s good and what’s wrong, hum!”

He is not very old, and when he speaks official dialect, he is a fool and pretends to be a tiger.

Ye Ce responded obediently and diligently refilled them with tea and water.Seeing that they drank cup after cup, they found an excuse to escape.He hid in the corner outside the door and reached into his pocket.

This time he came in a hurry, without the begging bowl and hairpin.When the time-space game was teleporting, he only had time to take out a shikigami card and a coin-sized star fruit from the windbreaker pocket hanging on the hanger.

【Shikigami】Hou Xiaomei

【Star】★☆☆☆

【Rarity】R

[Function] Violently beat up the bear child

【Current owner】Tianwen

[Summoning Art] Bear children are the most annoying!

This is an R-rank ordinary card. Considering that the brat in the room has cultivated to immortality, Ye Ce reluctantly used the only star fruit to upgrade the card.In the star box, two stars are lit up, turning into ★★☆☆.

It should be more than enough to deal with them now.

Ye Ce activated the summoning mantra: "Bear kid or something, the most annoying——"

In the school, Yun Qingyu, who wanted to pee because he drank too much tea, stood up, walked outside and said, "How can we fix the blind later?"

A child came up with an idea: "Put a steel needle on his seat!"

"Hey!" This strategy is really sour and vicious.Anyway, the blind man was afraid of Yunshan's power, so he wouldn't let a single piece of crap go.He smiled and clapped his hands, hee hee twice.

"Hey you MB, have you finished your homework?!"

Deafening roars came like mountains and seas, the wind whistled, and a merciless slap fell from the sky, slamming Yun Qingyu's head heavily, with a bang!Slap him on the ground.

"boom!"

"Ouch!"

Yun Qingyu fell face down on the threshold, instantly knocking a front tooth flying, bleeding continuously.He burst into tears in pain, covered his mouth, looked up and saw a woman in burlap clothes, confused and angry, shouted: "Who are you?!"

"I'm your Aunt Hou!" Hou Xiaomei yelled back, kicked the door shut, grabbed him by the neck, and carried him back to the seat, "If you speak rudely again, I'll blow your brains out!"

Several textbooks and stacks of examination papers fell from the sky, namely "3-Year College Entrance Examination and 5-Year Simulation Comprehension Edition" and "38 Sets of Huanggang Feisheng Test Papers".

"Finish everything for me. If you don't finish it, don't take a step out!" Hou Xiaomei held his neck and pressed down, as if he could hear the creaking of his joints.

The tip of Yun Qingyu's nose almost touched the examination paper on the desk.He was ashamed and angry, furious: "My brother is—"

"It's useless if your brother is the king of heaven!" Hou Xiaomei interrupted him roughly, "If you don't do your homework, I will kill you!"

Yun Qingyu was so angry that he was about to vomit blood. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a few kids who were frightened, and quickly shouted: "Why are you still standing there? Hit her!"

As if waking up from a dream, those children immediately pulled out their slingshots from their sleeves and shot her with a snap.

"Ouch!"

The bullets fired did not touch Hou Xiaomei at all, as if hitting an invisible wall, they bounced back one after another and hit them, burning and hurting!

Seeing this, Yun Qingyu immediately shouted: "Attack her with magic!"

The children put on a posture, made handprints, and summoned rattan to attack Hou Xiaomei.However, the cane seemed to have taken the wrong medicine, and instead beat them with slaps.All of them were in sore pain, crying for their father and mother.

After being upgraded to 2 stars, [Hou Xiaomei] becomes [Furious Hou Xiaomei], 100% immune to and rebounding damage from the bear.

Fear aggravated the urge to urinate, and Yun Qingyu's bladder could no longer bear it.His face was flushed with shame, and he begged, "Aunt Hou, I was wrong. Please do me a favor and let me go to the toilet!"

Hou Xiaomei showed her gleaming white teeth, and said gloomily, "Can't you understand human speech? You can only go out after finishing your homework!"

Yun Qingyu immediately took a pen to write, but when she got nervous, she forgot how to answer the questions.Scratching my ears and cheeks anxiously.The more anxious I am, the more I can't think about it, the more I can't think about it, the more nervous I am, the more nervous I am, the more I want to pee.

At this time, there was a whistling sound of "Shhh-" from the window.

wow-

A thousand miles away.

Yun Qingyu was stunned, and the rest of the kids were also stunned.

After a long while, Hou Xiaomei gave a mocking chuckle and turned her head away.

Yun Qingyu's face flushed to the color of a pig's liver at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his neck was also red.The tears in his eyes gradually coalesced, and finally——

"Wow--"

Loud and clear cries came from the school, alarming the entire Tang Sect, and they all gathered over.

The impatient Tang Bao was the first to rush out of the kitchen and came to the school.Vegetable leaves were still hanging on his clothes, he stared wide-eyed and asked, "What happened?"

Ye Ce spread his hands innocently, "I don't know. I just passed by too. Maybe it's because exercise 53 is too difficult."

Tang Xin pushed the door open, and there was a strange smell in the air.Tang Bao followed behind, sniffing, "What's the smell, how embarrassing!" He turned to look at Yun Qingyu who was out of breath from crying, and asked, "Why did you drip?"

Six-year-old Yun Qingyu wiped her tears with the back of her hand, bit her lip, and shook her head desperately.He would never tell anyone that the son of a famous family from Yunshan Qinzong, who was ranked third in the family ranking, wet his pants.

Ye Ce put his hands in his sleeves, walked in honestly, glanced at the teacup, and casually said, "Yo. After drinking so much tea, it's not too late to go to the toilet, so I put my pants down."

All eyes were on Yun Qingyu's wet pants.

Yun Qingyu: ...he doesn't want to be a human anymore.