3 years of college entrance examination, 5 years of escape

***

Although Bai Wangling is rich, his wallet is full of red Mao Zedong and various gold cards, and there is no currency that matches the current time and space.

Ye Ce lowered his head and searched for a long time, but he couldn't find a copper plate. He regretfully put the wallet back in his pocket, scratched Xiaohu's chin, and sighed, "This is life!" It seems that he is short of money in five elements, no matter No matter which time and space you go to, you have to go back to your old business.

Reluctantly, he dug out the begging bowl from his schoolbag, stuffed Xiaohu into it, and walked to the town with a bowl and a cat in his arms.He sat down at the entrance of a tea house full of people, listening to news and supporting his family.

Passerby A: "I heard that the beggar gang will be absent from this martial arts conference!"

Passer-by B showed surprise: "As the largest gang in the world, why don't you join the Beggar Gang?"

"Hush——" the man pretended to be mysterious, looked around for a moment, then lowered his voice and said: "I heard that the old leader of the Beggar Clan and the leader of the Shahai Clan competed in martial arts, and he was hit by a hidden weapon. He is about to die!"

"Has the next gang leader been elected?"

"No! Tonight is their election meeting! Didn't you see that all the beggars in a radius of a hundred miles disappeared? They all went to participate in the election!"

Passerby B raised his chin and pointed to the door, "Isn't there another one? Oh. It's gone now."

With the cat in one hand and the bowl in the other, Ye Ce quickly left the teahouse and turned into a small alley.He stuffed Xiaohu into the pocket of his windbreaker, then held the bowl in both hands, stared at the two copper plates, carefully recalled Sanmao's Wanderings, and after brewing his feelings, he began to cry: "I hold the steamed bread in my hand, and there is no—"

"Why are you still here? The election is about to start! Come with me, and you will be scolded for being late!" At this time, a beggar who was attracted by his singing rushed into him, and interrupted his "chanting" without any explanation, and pulled him away. With his arms out, he asked, "What were you doing just now?"

Ye Ce: "... pee."

The main altar of the Beggar Gang was not close, and the two of them didn't reach a ferry until dark.The beggar drove Ye CE onto the boat like a duck, then tapped his toes, and floated lightly on the water.

Ye Ce looked calm, but a tuft of cat hair came out in his hand.Xiaohu turned his head and looked at him expressionlessly.He said in surprise: "Oh, why did you lose your hair? Don't be afraid, even if you are bald, you are still my little baby." After speaking, he patted its small head and pinched its triangular ears affectionately.The soft touch was so wonderful that he couldn't put it down, so he picked it up again, moved it up to its belly, and kissed its fluffy belly.

Little Tiger's body shook, and he let him rub his body stiffly, like a doll, he can play with it however he wants.

The beggar looked at it strangely. It was the first time he had seen such a well-behaved cat. He asked in amazement, "Brother, what breed is it? It looks so handsome!"

Ye Ce nonsense said: "Tiger cat." He saw the slowly receding river bank through the window, and asked familiarly: "Brother, who is the candidate for the gang leader this time?"

The beggar gave him a strange look, "Are you new to the gang? Our beggar gang pays attention to the equality of everyone, and everyone has the opportunity to stand for election. In the evening, the leader of the gang will personally come up with questions for the assessment. The gang members can compete freely."

Ye Ce nodded again and again, "Thank you, big brother. My name is Wang Lianhua, your surname is Gao?"

"Su Qier."

"..."

Ye Ce couldn't hold it back, and grabbed Xiaohu's hair again.

Xiaohu's whole cat lay flat on his back, as if his soul had come out of his body, and he had nothing to love.

As soon as Ye Ce lowered his head, he caught a glimpse of its little penis hidden in the white fur, whistled, and said in a stern way: "Blessed be your wife from now on."

Little Tiger: "..."

It turned over silently and hid the bird.

The boat didn't dock until the moon was in the middle of the sky.Su Qier led the way and introduced him to the gang rules. When he heard that he had escaped famine, she shed tears of sympathy.

"You brought a cat with you when you escaped famine, you are kind!"

Seeing his admiration, Ye Ce silently swallowed the words "sell cats for money".

Not far away, the flames soared into the sky, approaching the Milky Way, brightly illuminating the entire mountain.That is the general forum of the beggar gang.About a thousand people sat on the wide field.Many beggars did not rush back because of the long distance.Ye Ce and Su Qier quietly slipped to the end and sat down.

The gang leader sat at the head, and a middle-aged assistant stood beside him. Su Qier said that was the deputy gang leader.

Ye Ce: "Why don't you let the deputy gang leader be the gang leader?"

Su Qier: "He has become the gang leader, who will be the deputy gang leader?"

"..."

He suddenly discovered that the brain circuit of this gang seemed to be different from ordinary people.

At this time, the gang leader coughed a few times and asked out of breath, "What qualities must one possess as a member of the Beggar Gang?"

One person raised his hand and replied forcefully: "A great chivalrous man will serve the country and the people!"

The leader frowned, "Is there any more?"

One person raised his hand: "Loyalty comes first!"

The leader shook his head and asked if there was any more.Several people answered one after another, but he was not very satisfied.Glancing down the stage, he saw the last person who was fooling around and shouted: "That kid who is looking around, you answer!"

The leader personally rolled the roll, and the rest of the gang all looked in the direction he was looking.Ye Ce immediately became the focus of attention.He stroked Xiaohu's round head, recalled his begging career, and said empathetically, "Shameless?"

"Cut—" The crowd booed.

Unexpectedly, the leader of the gang stood up suddenly, as if he had found a confidant, and said excitedly: "Yes! The little brother said so well! It is loyalty! What is loyalty? You have a thick skin! You have to smile on your face, face up to difficulties, and never give up until you reach your goal!"

After he finished speaking, he looked at Ye Ce with gratified eyes, stretched out his hand to greet him, and asked, "What's your name? When did you join the gang? Which master do you worship?"

It turns out that the beggar gang is also based on the system of accepting apprentices.Those who are new to the gang must learn from the master.After passing the master test, you can become a full member.This master doesn't have to be a highly respected elder, as long as he has more experience than him.

Ye Ce: "My name is Wang Lianhua, and I just joined the gang. My master is Su Qier."

He thought that Su Qier, who was willing to sit on the bench with him, was just an ordinary beggar, not a high rank in the beggar gang, and the gang leader must have never heard of it, so he could fool him.

The leader nodded repeatedly, "It turns out that you are the disciple of Elder Su. No wonder you have such a profound understanding. Sure enough, a famous teacher produces a good disciple!"

"..."

Ye Ce was thinking about how to lie in his stomach, and the leader said with a final word: "The person Elder Su likes must be right. I declare that Wang Lianhua is the 29th generation leader of the Beggar Gang! !"

The deputy leader hesitated for a while, and said, "Sect leader, is it too childish?"

The gang leader smiled and said: "We beggar gang, the teaching is to do whatever you want."

He looked at Ye Ce and said, "Walking in the rivers and lakes, you must have a famous name! I once killed a century-old green snake that endangered the world by myself, and the people in the rivers and lakes gave me the nickname "subduing the dragon." "Then you call—" He glanced at the white tiger in Ye Ce's pocket with its fluffy head tilted up, and clapped his hands and shouted, "You're called Fumao! Very good, very good!"

The disciples in the audience bowed their heads and bowed down, Shan shouted: "See Fu Mao's leader! The leader will rule the world forever."

Xiaohu: "Hey~"

***

A muddle-headed election convention came to an end.

The leader of the Jianglong Gang called Ye Ce into the inner room, intending to teach him his unique skills.But as soon as I took a breath, I couldn't breathe it out.His eyes widened, and he fell straight down.It was dead.

Ye Ce hurried over to shake his still warm body, "Brother, can you tell me which backbones can be used?" It's too irresponsible to go to the west like this!

The people waiting outside rushed in when they heard the commotion inside.When Su Qier saw Jianglong's body, he burst into tears, tears pouring down like rain.The deputy gang leader stood beside him with a gloomy face and said nothing.

Ye Ce felt strange, but he also understood the principle of being cautious in words and deeds in an unfamiliar environment.He and Su Qier worked together to put the old gang leader into the coffin made of a boat."Hanging coffin burial" is popular in this place, and the boat coffin is hung on the cliff, which means that the dead will enter the netherworld by boat and be reincarnated.

There is a rule in the beggar gang that the new gang leader carries the coffin for the old gang leader.The cliff is steep, and it rained last night, making it even more difficult to walk.Ye Ce pulled the tow rope of the coffin, taking every step carefully.The deputy gang leader followed closely, followed by Su Qier who was in mourning.The whole mountain echoed his cries.

At this time, after passing a turning point, the mountain road suddenly narrowed.

The deputy gang leader said sinisterly: "Be careful. To prevent tomb robbers, we set traps on the road."

Ye Ce glanced down at Wanzhang Abyss, "Can tomb robbers fly?"

The deputy gang leader sneered, "All those who couldn't fly were buried with the old gang leader—such as you!" After he finished speaking, he stepped on his foot suddenly, and a bluestone slab was embedded in it, and a mechanical iron fist flew out from the mountain wall, bang He smashed Ye Ce's waist, and immediately sent him flying.

Just before he fell off the cliff, he subconsciously took the little tiger out of his pocket and threw it on the ground, but unexpectedly it touched the ground with its toes, then suddenly rose into the air and rushed down towards him.

One person and one tiger fell straight down.

Ye Ce shouted hoarsely: "If you don't kill me today, I will definitely kill you tomorrow—"

The deputy gang leader sneered, then turned around and confronted Su Qier with a serious face.

***

The villain's IQ is online, and he didn't find a cliff with a pool of water at the bottom to commit the crime.Although there was a valley not far below, Ye Ce fell directly on the open ground, rattled a few times, and broke his bones.What's more, he also seemed to be paralyzed.

The little white tiger was very anxious, and walked up and down beside him on catwalks, not daring to touch his body, but just arched his head against his face, motioning him to stand up.

Ye Ce said helplessly, "I can't move." He lost all sensation from the waist down.My arm was broken and I couldn't hold it up.He looked at the little tiger who was running around and said, "You go. Follow me, a poor man, who can't eat three meals a day. Even—fuck, little bastard, you still go!" He didn't say anything from the bottom of his heart. After finishing, the little white tiger turned around and ran away.

The valley is very quiet, and the crisp singing of orioles can be heard.Even the rustling sound of the breeze blowing through the grass and trees is peaceful and pleasant.Ye Ce fell asleep without knowing it, and vaguely felt that someone turned him over, put his palm on his back, and sent a gurgling warm current in.