The leader is merciful, spare the life of the pavilion master

In the fourth year of the death of Song Yan, the great general of Zhenguo, the first emperor passed away, and the fifth prince succeeded to the throne.

What kind of person is this new emperor?

Talkative, perverted, shameless.This is the conclusion of the eunuch Xiao Duzi.

Xiao Duzi's original name is Du Ting'an, a native of Xianzhou, but he is not actually a eunuch, his thing is still there.

He sneaked into the palace because of a woman.

The new emperor ascended the throne and expanded the harem. His first love was selected into the deep palace as a show girl, and he wanted to rescue her.

Little Duzi, little belly, the emperor overheard this name, laughed for 3 minutes, and then ordered someone to bring this little Duzi in front of him.

Then Xiao Duzi was inexplicably promoted to be an imperial eunuch.

Being an imperial eunuch is not easy, the chief eunuch is watching all the time, Xiao Duzi has no choice but to delay the matter of going to Chuxiu Palace to find her first love.

"Xiao Duzi, do you look good?" The emperor put down the two hours of reading the memorial, and suddenly asked thoughtlessly.

"It's pretty." Xiao Duzi lowered his head, wondering what the emperor was going to do again.

"You don't even look at me, how do you know if I'm good-looking or not?"

Upon hearing this, Xiao Duzi immediately looked up at the emperor with piercing eyes.

"Am I the best-looking person you've ever seen?" the emperor asked, blinking.

"Yes." Xiao Duzi blurted out.The emperor is good-looking, but the prettiest person in his mind is still his first love.

"Do you like good-looking people?"

"I like it." He couldn't answer that he didn't like it.

"That means you like me."

Xiao Duzi was momentarily at a loss for words.

"Since you like me, then I will forcefully like you too."

Then the emperor rewarded Xiaodu Zi Qiusheng Yuan, which shocked the chief eunuch's jaw.

In the autumn sound courtyard, there are several Biwu trees, and the courtyard is full of shade. When the golden wind first blows, there are sounds in the leaves.

After Xiao Duzi moved into the Qiushengyuan, he suddenly became a big celebrity in the palace. By gaining power, he quickly found the whereabouts of his first love.

Specifically, it is the whereabouts of the first love grave.It is said that he offended the imperial concubine and was beaten to death with a cane.

Xiao Duzi sneaked into the imperial concubine's bedroom that night, killed the woman, then went back to Qiushengyuan, drank a lot of wine, and overslept the next day.

The emperor rushed into the Qiushengyuan angrily in his nightgown.

"Why didn't you come to change my clothes this morning!"

"The slave knows his mistake." Xiao Duzi knelt on the ground, dejected.

"I will punish you to sleep in bed tonight!"

Xiao Duzi thought that the sleeping servants mentioned by the emperor meant the sleeping eunuchs, that is, the eunuchs who stayed in the emperor's bedroom at night, listening to the emperor's restless sleep, breathing unevenly, turning over several times and getting up several times at night. Yin from the government or imperial hospital came to inquire, in order to care for the safety of the dragon body.

But the moment Xiao Duzi was pulled down by the emperor, he suddenly realized another meaning of serving the bed.

"You...you have..." The emperor pointed at Xiao Duzi's lower body in horror.

Xiao Duzi also covered his lower body in horror, thinking that it should be over for him, the crime of deceiving the emperor is afraid that he will punish the nine clans.

Unexpectedly, the emperor grinned and said, "It's fun like this!"

Xiao Duzi was even more frightened.

A shrill cry sounded, and the imperial guards rushed in instantly, and captured Xiao Duzi.

"I am the head of the Hengshan School, how can I be insulted like this!" Xiao Duzi pointed at the emperor and cursed.

The emperor covered his hands with tears in his eyes.

The Queen Mother put Xiao Duzi in a big prison and gave him no food. Three days later, Xiao Duzi was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back.

The emperor came suddenly and brought a lot of delicious food.

"When you're full, let me sleep with you." The emperor looked at Xiao Duzi expectantly.

Xiao Duzi stopped the hand holding the chopsticks, threw them away, and said a word coldly: "Get lost."

"I am the Son of Heaven, you must obey me." The emperor still did not give up.

"Believe it or not, I can kill the king." Xiao Duzi threatened.

"Little Duzi, you are too irritable," the emperor twitched his lips, "You should read more books to get rid of your hostility."

Then the emperor came to read to Xiao Duzi every day. From the Four Books to the Five Classics, he read for half an hour in the morning and half an hour in the evening, which almost bored Xiao Duzi to death.

"Your majesty," Xiao Duzi couldn't bear it any longer, "Are you free every day?"

"Not idle, I have so many memorials to read."

"Then can you concentrate on reading the memorial and stop reading to me?"

Sure enough, the emperor didn't study any more, he moved his study to the prison, and sat in front of Xiao Duzi to review the memorials solemnly.

Xiao Duzi thought, at least the emperor kept his mouth shut, but the next second he realized that he was thinking too naively.

"Ah, why is there a drought in this place? What should I do? Do you want to ask the national teacher to ask for rain?" The emperor held the memorial that he had just glanced at in his hand, and looked at Xiao Duzi with wide eyes. It seems to be asking for the other party's opinion.

Xiao Duzi turned his head, closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep.

Every time the emperor finished reading a memorial, Xiaozui would babble a few words about the contents of the memorial, so noisy that Xiao Duzi couldn't fall asleep at all.

Finally one day, with a gloomy face, Xiao Duzi suddenly stood up and walked to the prison door, inhaled, exhaled, clapped his palms, and the prison door flew out.

The emperor was petrified, and immediately clapped his hands in applause, as if he had just finished admiring the broken boulder in his chest.

Xiao Duzi gave the emperor a cold look, then walked out, and the emperor followed behind.

"Xiao Duzi, I want to learn from your palm just now, can you teach me, I learn things very quickly."

"Little Duzi, what does the Hengshan School look like? Is it fun there? Is everyone as powerful as you?"

Xiao Duzi stretched out his hand to cover the emperor's never-closed mouth, gritted his teeth and said, "If you say one more word, I'll kill you."

The emperor stuck out his tongue and licked the palm of the opponent's hand. Xiao Duzi's body shook and he stared at him fiercely.

The imperial guards came again and surrounded Xiao Duzi.

Xiao Duzi's eyes turned cold, and he grabbed the emperor by the throat, threatening everyone.

Everyone was terrified, and the emperor looked excited.

Xiao Duzi showed off his lightness kung fu, and under the guidance of the emperor, he fled to the outskirts of the capital after a while. He let go of the emperor and prepared to return to Mount Heng.

The emperor hugged Xiao Duzi's thigh and said, "Little Duzi also take me back to Mount Heng, okay?"

"Your Majesty has a lot of things to do every day, so don't leave Beijing at will." Xiao Duzi tried hard to break the emperor's hand.

"I don't want to deal with everything, I'm going to Mount Heng!" The emperor's eyes were shining.

Xiao Duzi was so cruel that he slashed the emperor unconscious with a knife, and then left in a hurry by himself.He thought that the emperor would go back to the palace by himself after waking up, but when he returned to Mount Heng, he heard the news that the emperor was missing.

Three days passed, ten days passed, and half a month passed, and the emperor was still alive, no one was dead or dead, the palace was in chaos, the queen mother temporarily took charge of the previous court, and the court was in jeopardy.

Xiao Duzi regretted in his heart, if the emperor really disappeared, he would become the sinner of the whole world.

In fact, this emperor is quite good, benevolent and modest, not greedy for women, not indulging in wine and meat, diligently reviewing memorials day and night, he is a good seed of a Mingjun, it's a pity...

Suddenly a disciple ran to knock on the door: "Master, there is a beggar sect disciple asking to see you!"

After Xiao Duzi saw this beggar, he felt struck by lightning.

"I lost my way six times and fell down ten times before I finally found this place." The emperor bit his lip with an aggrieved expression on his face.

Xiao Duzi sighed, and ordered someone to bring hot water to bathe this dark thing in front of him.

"I want little Duzi to wait for me to take a bath and change clothes!" The emperor shouted, and his mouth was immediately covered.

Xiao Duzi didn't want the disciples of the Hengshan School to know that he had become a eunuch in the palace, so he made an agreement with the emperor not to be called Xiaoduzi again.

"Then what's your name?" The emperor sat in the bathtub, happily playing with the water.

"Du Ting'an." Xiao Duzi wiped the emperor's back with a towel, he felt very uncomfortable when he saw the emperor's body was bruised and purple.

"When you're away from home, don't let others know that I'm the emperor, or you should call me by my name."

"Don't dare to call the emperor by his name directly."

"I order you to call me by my name." The emperor turned his head and looked at Xiao Duzi seriously, "My name is Jiang Gu."

"I'll send someone to take you back tomorrow."

"I finally came here, I don't want to go back!" The emperor raised his head arrogantly.

"If you don't go back, your throne will be lost." Xiao Duzi looked serious.

"I'm not going to be the emperor anymore, I'm going to be a disciple of the Hengshan School and stay with Xiao Duzi every day!"

"Du Ting'an." Xiao Duzi corrected.

"Stay with Ting An every day!" The emperor accepted the correction.

"How do you want to go back?"

"I want to go back with Xiao...and Ting An!"

"I am the head of the Hengshan School, and Hengshan cannot do without me."

"But I can't do without you." The emperor lowered his head sadly.

Xiao Duzi was so angry that he threw the towel into the water, and the water splashed across the emperor's face.

"Oh, water has entered the eyes!" The emperor suddenly covered his eyes and yelled.

"Water eyes won't kill anyone." Xiao Duzi left the room after throwing down these words, letting the emperor behind him play tricks, and didn't even bother to pay attention to him.

At night, Xiao Duzi was lying on the bed, thinking about tying the emperor back to the palace after daybreak, when he suddenly saw a black figure at the door trying to push the door, but failed, then went around to the window, and began to climb the window awkwardly.

Immediately afterwards, a lump of meat hit the ground, making a thumping sound, accompanied by an ouch.

The emperor stood up and limped to Xiao Duzi's bed, as if he was about to climb up.

"What are you doing!" Xiao Duzi kicked him away.

He was probably the first person in the world who dared to kick the emperor.

After rolling around on the ground, the emperor immediately held his stomach and yelled: "Ting An, you hit hard, it hurts me to death, ouch!"

Xiao Duzi's heart tightened, he is a martial arts practitioner, he has always struck harder than ordinary people, and the emperor is spoiled and spoiled with tender skin, could it be that he was really kicked out by himself?

Thinking of this, Xiao Duzi hurriedly got out of bed, went to the emperor who was squatting on the ground and asked, "Is there a serious problem?"

The emperor, who had always been talkative, was so hurt that he couldn't speak at this time.

Xiao Duzi hurriedly helped the emperor onto the bed, and was about to give him his pulse, but the emperor pulled him hard, and he flung himself unsteadily on the emperor, and a strange and strange feeling came from his mouth.

Xiao Duzi stared at the emperor's magnified face with wide eyes, and a tongue was making trouble in his mouth.He was about to get angry when the emperor stopped suddenly, and his lips parted again.

"Ting'an, the prime minister wants to rebel, I dare not go back to the palace." The emperor lowered his eyes and said softly.

Xiao Duzi was successfully attracted by these words, and he didn't even pursue the matter of the emperor forcefully kissing him just now.

"Since you know that the prime minister is going to rebel, just kill him."

"If no one helps me, I can't be destroyed." The emperor looked lonely.

"You are the emperor, who would dare not help?" Xiao Duzi was puzzled.

"I am a useless emperor," tears suddenly fell from the emperor's eyes, "I have no military power, no political power, and no money."

"A lot of ministers look down on me. I worked so hard to review the memorials. I asked the Queen Mother, the Taifu, and the Minister, but they are all perfunctory to me. They act like I am a fool. They only know to lie to me for their own interests."

"Those old foxes forced their daughters to me. They want to accompany this one today, but they can't neglect that one tomorrow. All of them have hypocritical faces, and they are full of snakes and scorpions behind their backs."

"Twelve brothers who grew up in childhood, now there are only three left, and two of them are still holding soldiers and horses in their hands, ready to stab me in the back at any time. What is the meaning of this emperor, and it doesn't matter if we don't go back. They At worst, choose another emperor, and they won't be sad if I die."

"What do you say that you care about the common people, what do you want for the country's prosperity and the people's safety? I am also a human being. I have been imprisoned in that cold cage for 20 years. I will never go back!"

After saying this, the emperor covered his head with the quilt, crawled into the corner of the bed and began to sob.

Xiao Duzi stood there silent for a while, and finally decided not to tie the emperor back for the time being.

In the early morning of the next day, Xiao Duzi came to the back mountain to practice sword alone, and the emperor sitting beside him exclaimed from time to time.

"Wow Ting'an is amazing, I want to learn too!"

Xiao Duzi had no choice but to teach the emperor to take a horse stance.

"Keep your chest up and your stomach in, keep your knees straight, keep your feet steady, and keep your head up!" Xiao Duzi was stern.

After a while, the emperor couldn't hold on any longer, sat down on the ground with a slap on his buttocks, pouted and said: "I obviously want to learn swordsmanship, why do I have to do the horse stance."

"The chassis is unstable, and the sword flower in your hand is useless no matter how beautiful it is."

"But I like beautiful sword flowers!"

Xiao Duzi stared at the emperor and blew out his beard in anger, although he didn't have a beard.

"I'm not good at swordsmanship, but a gentleman is proficient in all six arts. Would you like Ting An to compare?" The emperor felt a little shameful just now, and wanted to regain his face.

"Accompany me." Xiao Duzi was also very curious. The nobles in the palace learned the Six Arts from an early age, so they didn't know what level they could have.

The two came to Hengshan's shooting range, each with a curved bow for practice, and each with ten arrows, to see who hits the most bull's-eyes.

As a result, both of them hit a hundred shots and hit a tie.

Xiao Duzi glanced at the emperor in surprise, he didn't expect the emperor who grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth to have such abilities.

The emperor looked proud.

"How about this, combine archery and imperialism," Xiao Duzi felt that he had met his opponent, so he decided to have a good match. He took the emperor to the stables, pointed to the two horses, "these two horses were just bought from a Mongolian merchant. The fierce horses that have not been fully tamed, you and I will hunt on horseback, one by one."

The emperor looked around the two horses and nodded in satisfaction.

The two led the horses to the paddock halfway up the mountain, Xiao Duzi ordered his disciples to put two pens of chickens in.

"In one hour, whoever shoots the most chickens will win."

The arrows of the two have been differentiated, and when the time comes, they just need to pick up the chicken's corpse and count their respective arrows.

But the difficulty is that the horse is not very obedient.

The emperor kicked several times before getting on the horse, because Mr. Ma walked around and refused to let the emperor get up steadily.

Xiao Duzi was not relaxed either, as soon as he got on the horse, he was almost thrown and fell, and it was hard for the horse to calm down.

After getting used to the fierce horse, the two rode on the horse, looked at each other, and then rushed into the paddock with a gust of wind, shooting at the fleeing chickens.

The emperor smiled confidently, and there were three arrows on a bowstring at the same time, and all the arrows were fired.

Xiao Duzi was not to be outdone, an arrow with internal strength could pass through the bodies of two chickens in an instant.

The two are evenly matched and evenly matched.

Just as the race was in full swing, the emperor suddenly exclaimed, it turned out that the horse under him had lost his temper, kicking down and trying to throw off the man on his back.

Hearing the voice, Xiao Duzi glanced towards the emperor, seeing that the emperor was tightening the rein and leaning, so he turned his horse's head and ran towards the emperor.

If the emperor really fell and was stepped on a few times by the horse, it is probably time for a new emperor.

Seeing that the whole body of the emperor was about to turn over, Xiao Duzi borrowed strength from his horseback to perform lightness kung fu, and rushed over, hugged the emperor in his arms and rolled down the hillside. Hong looked like she was about to cry again.

"I lost, Yu Ma is no match for Ting An."

"The emperor's riding and shooting are superb."

"But I still lost." The emperor raised his head and looked at Xiao Duzi aggrievedly, "If I lose, I have to stay below."

"Huh?" Xiao Duzi didn't react for a while.

The emperor suddenly straightened his upper body and kissed him, pressed the terrified Xiao Duzi to the ground, and began to pick up the other's clothes with both hands.

With an angry face on his face, Xiao Duzi turned over and put the emperor under him, and began to pick off his clothes.

The two slapped each other on the grass for a while.

"Ah!" The emperor screamed.

But this time there were no royal guards.