Xingyun Liushui

The golden boy sitting on the wooden altar laughed loudly: "It seems that this benefactor is in debt to others, and this female ghost is pestering you so much!"

Chu Xingyun: "...I didn't."

"It's done. I will add a yin marriage to the benefactor. The diving price in the last two hours is 98 taels, and there is no less than a penny! Please settle the money separately, no bargaining or discount, and turn right when you go out to settle the bill. Next bit-"

"No, wait, this is ridiculous..."

But Jin Tongzi ignored him, shook the rattle in his hand, and several priests in Taoist robes came in, respectfully asking, "What is the master's order?"

"Go, put on the groom's official uniform for this benefactor, and get married right away!"

"Yes!"

At this moment, a group of people in the room suddenly saw that piece of psychic yellow paper floating up again, with four words in blood appearing on it:

He is the bride.

"Hahahaha!" Jin Tongzi clapped his hands in praise, "Oh, it seems that the love debt owed by this benefactor... is really extraordinary! Little Taoist—"

I saw a group of thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls in yellow clothes flocking to Chu Xingyun, pinching Chu Xingyun: "Master, how to deal with it?"

"Take it down, dress up as a bride and send it to the bridal chamber."

"Yes!"

Chu Xingyun was stunned, and was taken away by a group of little girls. As soon as he struggled, the group of little nuns scolded him aggressively: "Be obedient! You have disobeyed our master, and be careful with your skin! If you resist, My aunts call you pretty!"

Chu Xingyun: "..."

He has all the yangs in his body and is invincible, but how can he, a 23-year-old man, really use his internal strength to beat these little girls with his fists?As a last resort, I can only let it go.Xie Liushui looked on happily, and waved goodbye to him with a smile:

"Goodbye Xiao Yunyun, my husband is waiting for you in the bridal chamber."

"... Xie Liushui, you are cruel."

Chu Xingyun was dragged into a dressing room, covered with a layer of red wedding dress made of paper, with a ball of big red flowers hanging on his chest, and a red ribbon underneath, and wrote: "Bride".Several little Taoist nuns were busy around him, and finally covered him with a red hijab with faint golden runes on it, and then stuffed him into the eight-carrying sedan chair, and the suona sounded, blowing and beating all the way.

Chu Xingyun was sitting in the sedan chair helplessly. He raised his hijab and looked outside, only to see a red house not far away. The door was filled with dragon and phoenix wedding cakes and big red wedding cakes. Candles, and a memorial tablet, with a big red flower tied on it, and a ribbon hanging down: "Groom".

Chu Xingyun rolled his eyes, and then looked up, the four walls of windows and doors are pasted with red happy characters, these are not worth mentioning, the only thing that is amazing is its roof, a whole layer of transparent glazed roof, people like Staying in the house, looking up, you can have a panoramic view of the vast galaxy.Chu Xingyun still wanted to wait and see for a while, but was suddenly dragged off the sedan chair, and the little nuns opened the red door and pushed him in——

Chu Xingyun fell into a cold and soft embrace, the wind blew out the candles, and the door behind him slammed shut tightly.

He has become a bride for some reason, and he is clenching his fists, ready to beat him when Xie Xiaohun lifts his hijab.

The room was very dark, and the place was very quiet. After a while, Chu Xingyun felt a hand slowly approaching him... Finally, he carefully lifted his red hijab.

At this time, the rain breaks and the moon rises, and the silver light paints the treetops, and then passes through the bright glazed roof, sprinkled down, Chu Xingyun looked up for the first time, and saw Xie Liushui...

He suddenly discovered that Xie Xiaohun's appearance seemed a little... different from usual.

The light of the colored glaze folded into a little bit of broken stars, which jumped to the ground.Chu Xingyun couldn't tell what was different, he only saw the moonlight falling on him, and he was looking at himself, his pupils had a stream of light, his eyelashes drooped like quivering feathers, the corners of his brows and eyes were slightly raised, and his pulse was speechless. Smile.

Seeing that Chu Xingyun's fist softened, he couldn't fight anymore.

He was angry at himself for being like this, he was angry, but he still couldn't fight...

Xie Liushui looked at the angry Xiaoyun in front of him, stretched out his hand to pinch his face, and asked with a smile, "What's wrong with you?"

Chu Xingyun couldn't speak, Xie Liushui hugged him and turned around: "How many times have I acted as a little wife for you? You are only angry once you pretend to be a bride?"

"No, no." At this point, Chu Xingyun had no choice but to say, "Your wish has come true, should you be satisfied?"

Xie Liushui stared at him, leaned over suddenly, touched Chu Xingyun's lips quickly, and said with a smile: "That's enough."

As soon as he finished speaking, Chu Xingyun suddenly realized that the moonlight was so vast that it seemed to be gathering on Xie Xiaohun's body continuously. He was surrounded by Yinhui, as if he was about to be swallowed up by the white moonlight. Then , Bunches of silver light gathered into bright white spots, quickly flowed on Xie Liushui's body, and finally fixed his eight major acupoints, and the golden light mantra was spinning rapidly in the spots...

Xie Liushui looked down at himself, the drastic change happened suddenly, Chu Xingyun habitually stretched out his hand to grab him, but when he stretched out his hand, it penetrated right away...

He couldn't touch Xie Liushui anymore.

Xie Xiaohun's whole body glowed with a layer of light, really like a group of little ghosts floating in mid-air.He reached out to touch Chu Xingyun's head, but strands of hair passed through his fingers. Xie Liushui retracted his hand, looked at his translucent palm, and smiled:

"Looks like I'm going back soon."

Chu Xingyun pursed his lips and did not speak.

"Come on, go get my body."

Chu Xingyun wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything after all. He turned around, knocked open the door, and walked out without looking back.

Not far away, my sister and a Taoist were waiting for them.

Chu Yan couldn't see Xie Liushui's appearance at all now, she only saw her brother walking out of Daxi's bridal chamber in harmony with a cloud of white air beside him, she smiled knowingly, it seems that brother is not counted It's too bad, I said not to marry in the dark, but in the end I couldn't bear it, and I made it up for my sister-in-law.

The Taoist handed the big package containing Xie's body to Chu Xingyun: "Benefactor, don't worry, our master is ready, and the soul will be completely separated and returned to its place in a maximum of twelve hours. Return to your place, you can come to us again, there will be no charge.”

Chu Xingyun nodded, he opened the package and checked it carefully, thanking the body... You are all right, but the eight acupuncture points on the body were also pasted with golden light spells.Chu Xingyun tied the bag tightly, picked up the bag, carried his sister on his back, and said goodbye to Xuanhuang's teacher: "This visit in the middle of the night, it's a lot of trouble, thank you master for your trouble."

"The benefactor is very polite. Our Xuanhuang sect walks the Nether Way, and we do business at night. Let's do it in the daytime. If there is a daytime business, the benefactor walks slowly."

Chu Xingyun left.The night was coming to an end, the sky had already broken, and Xie Liushui was floating beside him, looking at Jinlin Fudong, in a rare silence.

The two stayed awake all night, Chu Xingyun was afraid that Chu Yan would be tired, so he found a small shop halfway up the mountain to rest, slept until noon, and had a hearty lunch before going down the mountain.

Along the way, there are beautiful flowers and trees, and you can eat mountains and drink lakes.Chu Yan had never been walking leisurely like this before, feeling very comfortable in her heart. Suddenly, she saw a young monk leading a group of people around a tree:

"Come on, everyone, take a step forward. This sour plum tree is no small matter. Xiao Yanbing, the great devil, was hung here."

Everyone exclaimed, and then heard the little monk eloquently say: "Back then, Xiao Yanbing, the hand of a hundred ghosts, set up a shadowless array in this Liangshan, brutally strangling our compatriots of the Xuanhuang sect, fortunately, he was captured alive by Ji Yuan, the great disciple of Buddhism, and hanged here Here, I teach innocent people to survive, Amitabha. Please see—”

Chu Xingyun looked over there, and saw a full-length puppet in green clothes hanging from the sour plum tree, tied with ropes, probably playing the role of Xiao Yanbing back then, and a wooden statue of a monk stood under the tree, wearing a Wearing a red cassock with gold thread, probably pretending to be lonely.

"Let's take a look, Master Jiyuan has a golden light Buddha seal in his hand. Cover it to drive away disasters and evil spirits. The wicked are never close. It only costs two pennies at a time. It's a pity not to leave a souvenir. There are still some here." Master Jiyuan has personally opened the small peach tree. If you have children at home, you can really take one away. It costs ten yuan each. If you can’t buy it, you can’t be fooled. It’s not easy to come to Liangshan from thousands of miles away. It’s the best way to send off relatives and friends! Come here, don’t crowd, line up one by one. It doesn’t matter if you don’t buy, the scenery here is good, you can take a stroll and have a look, gather in a quarter of an hour, and the monk will take you to see the general stone……"

"..." Chu Xingyun stood opposite, and suddenly seemed to understand what the Xuanhuang Sect's daytime business was.

His inner strength is ten yang, his eyes see six directions, his ears listen to all directions, and suddenly he heard a curse from the grass on the opposite hillside:

"Damn it, those poor dogs who were forced to raise them should have killed them back then!"

Chu Xingyun concentrated, listening to this voice seems to be... Xiao Yanbing himself?

He hurriedly pulled his sister away, Xiao Yanbing had such a violent temper, if he saw his deadly enemy Xuanhuang Sect making statues of him and Ji Yuan to make money, he didn't know how to get mad.

Xiao Yanbing was mad with anger, but because of the red lotus lock on his ankle, he dared not do it. If he really killed someone, the string of red lotuses would choke tightly, and finally his ankle would separate, cutting off his foot.

Ji Yuan glanced at him, and said calmly: "Yan Bing, the Xuanhuang Sect has changed a lot of people. Look at that little monk, he is younger than you. You should have done your revenge early. Please forgive me." Be kind and forgiving."

"Heh, when the Xuanhuang Sect killed my Xiao family, why didn't anyone say that they were forgiving and forgiving? You don't want to force your face on all the dead bitches. For the sake of money, you can even talk about my massacre of them. In this way Can they be regarded as monks and Taoists? The house is full of stinking money and insulting gods and Buddhas. I don’t think I need to do it. In a few years, God will strike lightning from the sky, and five thunders will strike the top, killing them!”

Ji Yuan saw that Xiao Yanbing was looking for a step to prevent himself from killing people, but he just smiled and said nothing, after a while, when the group of people under the sour plum tree had left, he said faintly:

"The statue next to the tree was not made by Xuanhuang Sect, it was sent by our Buddhist sect."

Xiao Yanbing frowned, not knowing why, and heard Ji Yuan say:

"Buddhist disciples, be merciful, and tell the world, Amitabha."

"Ji Yuan! I... Fuck you!" Xiao Yanbing suddenly felt furious, "I'll kill you guys sooner or later, Goo... Goo... Goo..."

Xiao Yanbing was like a little pigeon, cooing and cooing for a long time, but he couldn't speak, Ji Yuan kindly answered, "Pursue fame."

"Fuck! Hypocrite for fame! Damn it!"

Ji Yuan clasped his hands together: "If you sell, you will get fame, if you catch it, you will get reputation, if you wish, you will get what you want."

"Sooner or later I will tear the faces of you hypocrites!"

"Amitabha, little wild cats love to scratch people's faces." Ji Yuan didn't even look at him, and led a little black dog by himself, and left.

Xiao Yan was so angry that he sneered, moved his two fingers slightly, a few shadowless threads bound the dog's limbs, hoisted it up, and hung it on the head of the lonely edge wooden statue under the sour plum tree, and said with a grinning smile: " You Buddhists are too stingy, and this statue is not lifelike! Let me help you!"

Wu Yingsi whipped the dog a few times, the poor little black dog trembled in fright, and spat out a puddle of smelly urine, dripping drips, all dripping on the Jiyuan wooden statue.

Xiao Yanbing laughed out loud, extremely proud.

Back then when Xiao Yanbing was captured and hung from this tree, he wanted to relieve himself, but no one dared to let him go, for fear that the young devil would start killing again and hold back till night, and Ji Yuan was on duty, so he saw the opportunity and aimed at With Ji Yuan's bald head, he peed down...

At that time, Xiao Yanbing was also like today, laughing loudly, very proud, he thought that this Buddhist disciple, who recited Buddhist scriptures every day, with a dead face, would turn into anger and yell at him when he teased him this time, it was so funny!

Unexpectedly, Ji Yuan didn't react after being poured all over his face. He got up wordlessly, went to the river to wash, changed into clean clothes, and sat back down again.

It was Xiao Yanbing who couldn't bear it himself, he was proud of his success as a young man, slaughtered all the black and yellow dogs yesterday, avenged his family's death, and was proud of his horseshoe disease.Unexpectedly, he was hanged here today. At the beginning, he was full of energy and yelled, he would rather die than submit, but after being hung for a long time, his hands were numb. He became a useless person, at the mercy of others...

The young Xiao Xiao was very sad. He looked down at himself. He had just finished peeing and felt refreshed for a while, but his trousers were wet and sticky and gave off a bad smell. Not long after, a few mosquitoes and flies were poking around beside him. Turning around, Xiao Yanbing couldn't stand it anymore, and burst into tears:

"I need to change my pants! I need to change my pants!"

Ji Yuan looked up at him, put Xiao Yanbing down, changed him into a pair of clean pants, and then hung him back up again.

Xiao Yanbing restlessly dangled on the sour plum tree, cursing casually:

"You silly dick!"

"Your mother forced it!"

"I fuck your dad!"

"Hey, I'm going to pee again, put me down!"

"Hey! Are you a wooden man? Can't you hear me when I say I'm going to pee? Isn't it dirty to pee on your head?"

Ji Yuan stopped twirling the beads without raising his head, and said, "There is nothing at all, where is the dust? Little benefactor, this is the end of the matter, you are gone, save some energy."

"Hmph, drop your book bag, smelly monk! Let me ask you, since the dust is coming from where, then what did you wash when I peed before? Don't wash if there is something else, you will be soaked in stinky urine for the rest of your life!"

Ji Yuan shook his head: "I didn't wash it."

"Did your eyes get smeared with dog shit or your brain was kicked by a donkey? You just slipped to the river with your tail between your legs. I'm blind?"

Ji Yuan recited the Buddha beads: "Amitabha, there is nothing in the first place, what is water? What is washing?"

"Sophistry! You are sophistry!"

When Xiao Yanbing got excited, the rope swayed greatly, and as a result, his head hit the pick heavily on the tree, making a loud "bang"——

Xiao Yanbing was stunned for a moment, the severe pain hit his forehead, and he felt very wronged immediately, and burst into tears on the spot. He used to look like a good girl with extremely beautiful appearance, but now his face is stained with mud, his body smells like urine, and his words and deeds are vulgar In the middle of the night, Ji Yuan put him down and loosened the meridian in his arm. At that time, Xiao Yanbing's voice was completely hoarse, and he could only hiccup.

The young Xiao Xiao stared at Ji Yuan viciously, squeezed out a few words from his throat, and made a voice like a drake: "Hey, smelly monk, am I going to die? Are you going to... Ling Chi me? Ling Chi ... How many cuts do you need? Hey, talk! Let me tell you, I'm not afraid at all! I... I... I, I finally... It's hard... To live to this day... I... I , Woowa - I don't want to die, I don't want to die! I don't care, I don't care! I don't want to die!"

At that time, Ji Yuan looked at the short, small and crying kid in front of him, sighed, he squatted down, and tied a bunch of red lotus locks tightly around Xiao Yanbing's ankles.

The humiliation in the past was unforgettable, and at this moment Xiao Yanbing looked at Ji Yuan's wooden statue drenched in dog urine, clapped his hands and cheered: "Hey, take a look at the dead bald donkey! Now this wooden statue is soaked in dog urine, it's exactly the same as you were back then, Hahahahaha!"

Ji Yuan waved his hand to cut off the shadowless thread, and caught the little black dog. He looked at the smelly wooden statue and nodded approvingly: "It's exactly the same as back then, it's all dogs peeing."

Xiao Yanbing reacted immediately, almost overwhelmed with anger, Ji Yuan ignored him, he petted the little black dog, the dog sniffed the ground, suddenly raised its head, and barked towards the opposite side.

Ji Yuan looked at each other for a while, and said: "Yan Bing, it's a pity to see you making troubles to torment Xiao Hei, causing us to miss Miss Yan."