Did Mr. Xu confess today?

"Can't find the head?"

Qi Ling rubbed his sore neck and looked at a headless man in front of him stretching out his hand to gesture. The section of the headless man's neck was not smooth, as if his head had been torn off by some monster, sticky blood overflowed and hung on his neck. On the body, but not even a drop fell to the ground.

He didn't care about the horrific scene in front of him, he threw two mints into his mouth, and said casually: "I registered, remember to find Liuliu next time when looking for something, I don't care about that."

The headless man shook his body, probably agreeing, then turned and left.

Qi Ling looked at the long line behind him, blinked his sore eyes and sighed.

really tired.

Every Saturday afternoon, the Spiritual Management Bureau has such a scene. On weekdays, it manages the various situations of all kinds of demon gods in the world, and also opens channels to accept these trivial matters.

Qi Ling touched his head and felt that his hair seemed to be thinning again.

He stagnated for breath, poked Chi Yu on the side and said, "I think I'm going to be bald."

Chi Yu turned his head, he didn't speak, took off his hat expressionlessly, and showed Qi Ling his shiny head.

Qi Ling was startled: "When did you become bald?"

Chi Yu said, "I shaved it in the morning, boss, do you want to come together?"

Qi Ling suffered from angina and quickly shook his head: "No, no, I can't bear it."

Qi Ling wanted to resign, and he had been thinking about it for half a month.

It has been five or six years since Tao Ming brought him from the mountains to the Spiritual Management Bureau, and he has been diligent and diligent.

In good conscience, the welfare of the Spiritual Management Bureau is really good.

It is not easy for modern demon gods, and it is even more difficult to survive in the human world.

Don't talk about anything else, just say that looking for a job depends on a diploma, but how many monsters have high diplomas?Learning is a talent of human beings, but not of the monster race. In the early years, even a primary school diploma was a cultural monster, but now it is difficult to find a job even with a master's degree.

But working in the Lingguan Bureau is really tiring. When I was the most tired, I didn't sleep for more than a week. In human terms, I was on the verge of sudden death every day.

Qi Ling took out his work ID that he took five years ago, and took out the small mirror he borrowed from Liu Liu, carefully comparing his hairline.

Then he found sadly that his hairline seemed to have really receded.

Qi Ling didn't think this would work.

His original body was full of stones, and it was so difficult to grow his hair. Even Chi Yu, who had a lot of hair, was bald, so he couldn't follow in Chi Yu's footsteps.

"Boss—! Work overtime today! Attend work!"

The clear and clear boy's voice sounded, Qi Ling closed his eyes, and seized the time to register for the people in line behind.

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In the bar street full of lights and feasting, the crowds are restless, and the whole world is like a tireless beast, frenzied and crazy.

The elegant and sexy girl danced and spilled wine all over her body, and the people on the dance floor howled like an explosion.

Here is wanton, there is no secularity and sorrow here.

This is hell and it is heaven.

But in the corner of this bar, everyone's eyes were attracted by a man.

The white suit was provocative, the bow tie was pulled away, but the upward facing face was exquisite and beautiful. He looked at the wine glass in a daze, his eyes were innocent like a child's.

Like drunk, but also like sober.

Such a person would always attract people's attention, not to mention that in this blissful zone, the girls who were looking for pleasure sat next to him one by one, trying to get his attention.

He calmly set his eyes on a girl in the distance, and looked at it for a long time, until the girl noticed it too, and came forward with an empty wine glass with great interest.

"Why do you keep looking at me?"

The girl sat beside him, talking close to him, when she exhaled, there was a faint aroma of wine, mixed with her original aroma, a bit choking.

Qi Ling poured wine for the girl himself, restrained the makeup and said: "Please drink."

The girl looked at him for a moment, then laughed out loud: "Why do you want to drink your wine?"

Qi Ling looked at her fingers, the girl seemed to have just come out of the campus, a corner of the book was protruding from the bag beside her.

"The blue sky gazes at the earth—a wonderland of God's creation..."

His voice was very small, abrupt and strange, and sure enough, the girl was slightly startled: "What?"

[Boss, boss!Hold back, don't convulse, do business! 】

The young man's voice came from the headset, so Qi Ling didn't continue to convulse, and said in a special and ambiguous tone: "I'll guide you across the river."

The girl probably thought it was funny, she raised her lips and bumped the glass with him, and drank the wine in one gulp.

Qi Ling was disappointed in his heart, the frantic bar and the clear poetry, what a contrasting romance.

And Cong Mao on the seat on the second floor in the distance breathed a sigh of relief, turned off the microphone and looked at the bald man opposite.

"Boss, what mess have you seen recently?"

The young man looked resentful, staring fixedly at Qi Ling who was drinking with someone downstairs.

Chi Yu said expressionlessly: "It seems to be reading Tagore."

"Tiger? Tiger?"

Cong Mao had question marks all over his face, trying to match the name with the English he didn't know much about.

Chi Yu looked at him with disgust: "I think with your level, you won't be able to go to college in another ten years."

"Who said, this year I..."

Before Cong Mao finished speaking, Chi Yu stood up suddenly, and carried him away by the collar. Poor Cong Mao blinked like a chick, and it took a long time to realize that it was Qi Ling and the girl who went out.

They followed behind and hid themselves in the dark, quietly hiding in the night.

A slightly bigger rabbit jumped out of the darkness with red eyes open, and sitting on his head was a little milk cat with white head and black body.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" The kitten grabbed the rabbit's ears and stretched out its paws to command.

The rabbit shook its ears irritably, and said while running, "Son, don't pull my ears!"

The alleys under the moonlight are accompanied by silver light, and there are dark streets near the noisy bar street, Qi Ling is walking leisurely, the girl beside him closely follows behind him.

"What you just read is Tagore's Ferry."

When the girl came out of the bar, she immediately suppressed her strong charm. She looked in the direction of the moon, as if the person who was so flirtatious in the bar was not her.

Qi Ling looked at her sideways: "You like it too?"

The girl turned out the book in the bag and smiled at him: "I like it very much."

"What a coincidence." Qi Ling stopped, and he stretched out his hand, as if to touch the girl's face, but he didn't touch her skin through the air.

But the ambiguous airflow did not diminish at all. He looked at the tip of the girl's nose and said softly: "Then I think we can discuss it in depth."

The girl slowly raised her eyes, a hint of understanding gradually flashed in her eyes, charming and dangerous.

"Okay."

And behind them, there are still two small animals quietly following.

"Chi Yu Chi Yu, they're going to live with each other! Follow!"

Chi Yu felt despair when he heard the word Gouqiu: "Gouqia is not used in this way."

Cong Mao tugged at his ear: "Never mind him, hurry up and chase after him."

The two of them tacitly walked towards the nearest hotel, and Qi Ling observed the place.

Surveillance blind spots, narrow alleys, few people and messy on weekdays.

A good place to kill people.

His body was extremely relaxed, as if he was drunk and a little unsteady, but every time the girl came to help him, he happened to miss it.

The girl walked slightly behind, squinting at the man in front of her.

The fragile neck was closely watched, Qi Ling only felt the footsteps behind him stop slightly, and suddenly he was hugged by the girl.

"what?"

His voice was extremely cold, but it carried an extremely reversed warmth, with a unique texture, and it seemed to be elusive through layers of fog.

The girl smiled and said, "What do you think?"

Her hand gradually penetrated into his suit, as if trying to tear off his shirt, Qi Ling pulled her hand out in disgust, and saw that the finger really had a sharp nail sticking out.

The girl's eyes turned dark green, black hair grew on her hands, and her head grew huge in the shadows, revealing her sharp teeth.

Qi Ling sighed, and said slowly, "It's not very good-looking for a girl to burst her shirt."

The girl has completely turned into a monster whose upper body is a wolf and the lower body is a human. She opened her mouth to bite Qi Ling's head, but was blocked by Qi Ling's arm.

The wolf girl doesn't care where it is, as long as she bites, she won't let go, and she bites his arm a little harder, and with a bang, three teeth shatter and fall to the ground.

The wolf girl howled in pain and hurriedly backed away.

Qi Ling was stunned looking at the blood-stained and torn suit, he casually summoned a golden net, covered the wolf girl in it, and frowned: "This suit is borrowed."

After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at the chasing rabbit and cat, quickly took off his coat and threw it over.

"It's not what I'm wearing."

Cong Mao: ...

Chi Yu: ...

Can you take off that leaky shirt first too?

In the end, Chi Yu took a look at his suit, and said, "It should be possible to report, my watch was approved last time."

Qi Ling was silent for a moment, then walked forward and took back the clothes silently.

The wolf girl was still struggling in the golden net, staring at them for a few seconds before hesitating, "You... are the Spiritual Management Bureau...?"

The wolf girl originally wanted to run away, but when Qi Ling released the golden net just now, the aura of the big monster was so overwhelming that she couldn't escape even if she wanted to.

Qi Ling squatted in front of her, smiled slightly: "That's right."

The wolf girl was terrified, she remained silent, looking at Qi Ling's figure, her huge body trembling uncontrollably.

Spiritual Management Bureau...

After Qi Ling finished speaking, he stood up, picked up his mobile phone and prepared to call the bureau, while taking advantage of the disconnection, he quickly told Cong Mao: "Take her back, I will notify Liu Liu to prepare..."

boom--!

Before Qi Ling finished speaking, there was a huge explosion, and the flesh and blood under the golden net was completely covered, without any bloody flesh splashing out.

Cong Mao immediately covered his eyes with his small paws, Chi Yu was stunned for a moment and hurried to get the soul of the wolf girl, but the wolf girl ruthlessly blasted herself to death.

Turning his head back, Qi Ling slowly frowned, looking at the mass of flesh and blood emitting a fishy smell.

Not quite right.

Chi Yu turned into a human body, put the shivering little milk cat into his clothes pocket, and looked at Qi Ling: "Boss, what should we do?"

This wolf girl had killed several people in a row before, and she should have paid for her life. Her soul entered the ice field of the demon world, but she just died like this, which is really troublesome.

Qi Ling stared at the pile of flesh and blood, stretched out his hand to grab it, a few white velvet flowers bloomed in his palm instantly, he paused, and then put the flowers on the flesh and blood.

"Send someone to clean up the scene and call it a day."

After finishing speaking, Qi Ling put his suit on his shoulders, turned around and left without looking back.

"Damn... it exploded, shit, shit shit..."

Cong Mao looked at his calm back and was filled with admiration. The little demon born in a peaceful age was trembling in Chi Yu's pocket, and couldn't help but utter dirty words to embolden him.

Chi Yu heard him muttering something in a low voice, lowered his head slightly, and immediately turned dark when he heard it clearly.

Then he was knocked on Mao's head, and Chi Yu looked dissatisfied.

How can a child swear.

----

The moonlight fell down on the ground, and there was endless fire that lit up the sky. Where the fire was scattered, the shattered flesh and blood were burned, emitting an unpleasant smell, as if a killing had just happened.

Among the flames, on the only undisturbed open space was a mountain of corpses of various beasts, and in front of the mountain of corpses, stood a neatly dressed man, his eyes seemed to be red, lightly When you close your eyes lightly, everything fades away.

"Don't ask me to clean up such a disgusting thing in the future." The man impatiently called out the water polo to wash his hands, eyes full of irritability.

In the sea of ​​fire not far away, a sudden laugh sounded: "Are you leaving?"

The man paused, and the irritability in his eyes finally subsided: "Well, go find him."

He lowered his head, looked at his extraordinarily clean hands, and evoked a soft smile.

The author has something to say: Ding Dong~

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"I am the cat downstairs in your house"

[Irritable Cat School Bully Attack Cool and Calm School Bully Shou]

Ruan Chengyun and Xing Yu have known each other for more than ten years, and have also disliked each other for more than ten years.

When we meet, we will be noisy, but we are thankful if we don't fight.

The students in the second and fourth class of high school trembled every day, for fear that the two big bosses would tear down the class.

Until one day in the middle of the night, Ruan Chengyun found that the kitten he had picked up a few days ago and was sleeping in his arms every day had turned into Xing Yu's appearance in his arms.

Xing Yu closed his eyes and kissed the corner of his mouth: "Sleepy, go to sleep."

Ruan Chengyun: "!!!"

Who the hell can stand this!

----

The students in Class [-] were horrified to discover that recently the school bully always followed behind the class monitor full of resentment, clinging like a big tail, obediently as if he had been time-traveled.

Ruan Chengyun finally couldn't help it: "Why are you always following me?"

Xing Yu gritted his teeth and looked at the love letter sent to Ruan Chengyun: "Stamp it!"

【small theater】

Outside the dormitory building, a snow-white kitten stood upright with stones under its feet, knocking pitifully on the window.

"Ruan Ruan, I was wrong, let me in!"

The window was opened with a whimper, and Ruan Chengyun glared at him coldly: "You are so fucking soft!"

★Ruan Chengyun accepts, Xing Yu attacks, no demolition, no rebellion.

★Bamboo horse bamboo horse, the year.

★Some little things about youth.

★Sweet as always!

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