I wouldn't fall in love with an old enemy

There is a guest room in Zhong Ming's house, and it can be seen that almost no one lives in it on weekdays, but it is also cleaned very clean.Zhong Mingzhi found Lin Lang a small blanket and some change of underwear that he had just bought along the way, and let him carry him into the guest room, which was like putting him down.

Before leaving the guest room, Zhong Mingzhi asked Lin Lang to sit down and said that he wanted to take a picture of him.Lin Lang looked alert and showed great resistance: "Why are you taking pictures of me?"

Zhong Mingzhi told Lin Lang that he wanted someone to help him check his identity, so he didn't answer, but asked Lin Lang to cooperate.After all, Zhong Mingzhi didn't believe that "Lin Lang" was his real name, he thought it was just that Lin Lang used the names of the characters in the novel.

However, his silence gave Lin Lang room for reverie, and after a while, Lin Lang's face turned pale: "You don't mean to take my photos and admire them secretly, do you?"

Zhong Mingzhi: "..."

Lin Lang jumped up and down, just to prevent Zhong Mingzhi from taking a good photo: "I didn't know you had so many dirty thoughts hidden under your upright appearance."

Zhong Mingzhi was expressionless, and took a few afterimages of Lin Lang: "Take it."

Lin Lang was really stunned by him and stopped for a moment.

Zhong Mingzhi took another picture while Lin Lang was stunned, and then put away his phone: "You seem to have known me before."

"We have known each other for hundreds of years..." Lin Lang thought for a while, and then said, "Well, you are not alone after all, it is indeed the first time we have met in this world, so let's write off the past for now. .”

Zhong Mingzhi felt that this guy was seriously ill, so he shook his head, thinking that he must find his family quickly and send him back.

However, Zhong Mingzhi was quite curious about Lin Lang's spiritual world, so he asked again: "Why do you think I am the Zhong Mingzhi you know?"

Lin Lang felt that Zhong Mingzhi's question was superfluous: "I know your face turned into ashes, okay?"

Zhong Mingzhi felt that he could not communicate with the mentally ill, so he silently helped Lin Lang adjust the temperature of the air conditioner, gave some instructions, and then closed the door and went out.

After Zhong Mingzhi went out, Lin Lang didn't take a shower and go to bed right away. He sat on the edge of the bed and smoothed his thoughts, and realized belatedly—why did Zhong Mingzhi accept the fact that he was a time traveler so easily?

According to the information he has obtained about this world, most of the people here are materialists who advocate science. Few people believe in such things as time travel. Maybe children who have never passed the second stage will imagine, Zhong Ming It is obviously not a secondary patient... Could it be the welfare provided by the system?

The system promptly dispelled the relationship: [This system does not provide this kind of benefit, and as far as I know, the task object does not recognize your identity as a time traveler. 】

"Then why did he..."

【He just thinks you are a mental patient. 】

Lin Lang's face darkened: "He's sick..."

But it's no wonder if you think about it carefully, an uninvited guest who fell from the sky and said a lot of things that do not conform to the logic of this world, it is hard not to be regarded as a mental patient.

Moreover, Zhong Mingzhi didn't throw him directly at the police station, but took him in, which was already a blessing he got from somewhere.

Lin Lang thought for a while: "I think I should stop saying that I came from another world. No one would believe me if I said it, and I would be regarded as a lunatic."

The system shows no mercy: [It's useless, he already thinks you are crazy. 】

Lin Lang: "... I can still save it."

System: [Then how do you plan to explain it to the task target? 】

Lin Lang: "Just say I was just joking? Just kidding?"

System: 【Then how do you explain your sudden appearance in his bathroom?Then he will only suspect that you have another purpose. 】

Lin Lang said angrily: "After all, it's not you!! Is it okay to teleport me to another place so that I can meet Zhong Mingzhi by chance? Do I have to teleport me to someone's toilet? What's wrong?! And I haven't talked to you yet. Settle the score! Why did you arrest me for this shit mission for no reason! I disagree! I want to go back!"

The system knew it was wrong, so it was sensible and silent.

Without a response, Lin Lang continued to think of an unreliable solution like a discouraged ball: "Why don't I say that I lost my memory before and did strange things, please forgive him?"

System: [Very far-fetched. 】

If the system had an entity, Lin Lang really wanted to shake the system's shoulders a few times to vent his anger, but unfortunately this was impossible, so Lin Lang could only howl in his mind: "Brother System, why don't you help me give Zhong Mingzhi Wash your brain and let him accept my existence naturally."

[Why don't you just let me help you fill up your friendliness? 】

After hearing this, Lin Lang regained his spirit: "Is it possible?"

The system's answer in the next second brought him back to a state of depression: 【Of course not. 】

Unable to think of a way to rescue him, Lin Lang was very irritable, he scratched his hair: "Forget it, anyway, I will not tell my background anyway, just behave normally, maybe he will forget me Choking his neck and saying that he is the devil's business."

Waking up early the next morning, Zhong Mingzhi was already sitting in the dining room eating bread. The bread was bought in a supermarket and served with boxed milk. There was another set on the table, which seemed to be reserved for Lin Lang.

Lin Lang went to wash up before coming to the dining table. Zhong Mingzhi pushed over the bag containing a large bag of small meal bags: "There are only these, eat first. If you get up early tomorrow, I will take you to the breakfast shop downstairs to eat fresh food." of."

Lin Lang was hungry last night, and Zhong Mingzhi took him downstairs to eat, and he had bread for breakfast. Lin Lang understood: "You don't know how to cook?"

Zhong Mingzhi didn't think it was a shame not to know how to cook, so he said frankly, "No."

Lin Lang sighed, Zhong Mingzhi thought he was going to say something next, "I'll cook at home from now on", but after waiting for a long time, Lin Lang didn't say anything.Zhong Mingzhi felt that he couldn't get off the stage, so he asked: "You will?"

Lin Lang swallowed the mouthful of bread before saying, "I don't know how either."

Zhong Mingzhi: "..."

Suddenly thought of something, Lin Lang asked again: "By the way, can you tell me where the barber shop is, I want to cut my hair."

Zhong Mingzhi still remembered the play where Lin Lang was the Demon Lord, and he became addicted to it for a while: "Didn't it mean that parents who suffer from body hair and skin can't cut their hair randomly?"

Lin Lang stroked his waterfall-like black hair, and said calmly, "Anyway, I have neither father nor mother."

Zhong Mingzhi didn't know whether it was acting or real. He only read the first ten chapters of the novel "Ask for Immortals", and there was no mention of Lin Lang's life experience.He paused and said, "Sorry."

"It's fine."

Seeing that there was nothing unusual in Lin Lang's expression, Zhong Mingzhi continued: "Let's wait until I come back from get off work." To be honest, he was a little worried about letting Lin Lang go out alone.

Lin Lang took a sip of the milk and nodded absently.

Zhong Mingzhi stared at Lin Lang's long hair for a while, and felt that it was a pity that such good hair was cut off like this.

After breakfast, Zhong Mingzhi tidied up and planned to go to work. Unlike yesterday's home clothes, today's Zhong Mingzhi's suit was sharp and he looked like a dog. Lin Lang couldn't help but take a few more glances.

Before leaving, Zhong Mingzhi said a few more words: "You wait for me to get off work obediently, and if you feel bored, go to the study to find a book to read...if you can understand it."

Lin Lang nodded impatiently, he wished Zhong Mingzhi would leave quickly.

It's not that Zhong Ming has a big heart, leaving a stranger alone in his home.Although he thinks that Lin Lang is probably a mental patient, he is not completely relieved, but he has installed monitoring and alarm systems in his bedroom, living room and study. Even in the company, he can watch Lin Lang not let him dig out anything The waves are coming.

After Zhong Mingzhi went out, Lin Lang was really bored. He first went to the study to look for books to read, but soon he put the books down. In fact, he still didn’t understand the words of this world, especially foreign languages. To him, it is simply a bunch of abstract symbols.Because the introductory guide provided to him by the system is common sense rather than knowledge, language and characters are knowledge, and it is normal for him not to understand.

There is a desktop computer in the study. Lin Lang was quite curious. He walked over and pressed the power button, but he didn’t know how to use it at all. After turning it on for half a day, he still could only look at the computer but couldn’t touch it. After all, he could even read the symbols on the keyboard. don't know.

He was a little frustrated, so he pulled out the chair and sat on it, laying down in front of the computer desk, calling the system listlessly.

The system simply came at the call: [Is there anything I can do to help you? 】

"As a modern person, I don't know how to use a computer."

[There are many modern people who don't know how to use computers... and have you accepted your identity as a modern person so quickly? 】

Lin Lang ignored the second half of the system's question: "Those who are different, those people are destined to be eliminated by the times."

system:【……】

Lin Lang: "To be honest, I heard that you can find a job online. I don't have any money with me now, so I feel very uneasy."

The system asked: [Who did you listen to? 】

Lin Lang: "It's a guide to survival in modern society or something."

System: [That's called 'Quick Start Guide to Modern Society'. 】

Lin Lang's eyes were gloomy: "The name is not important."

The system joked: [I didn't expect you to be quite independent and self-reliant. 】

Lin Lang: "I'm not. I like clothes and food, but I prefer the feeling of being rich. Money will bring peace to my soul."

System: [...Actually, you can also go to the labor market to see if there are any suitable jobs, but this is not your top priority in this world. I suggest you concentrate on brushing up the friendship value with Zhong Mingzhi. 】

Lin Lang still ignored the second half of the system's sentence: "Go to the labor market, how tiring, look at me, I'm skinny and tender, I don't have a diploma in this society, and I don't even have a reasonable identity. Can you find some brick-and-mortar work? Didn’t you say that there are many part-time jobs online, but I can’t even use a computer, so I’m miserable.”

The system just wanted to sneer after hearing Lin Lang's self-proclaimed so-called thin skin and tender meat, thinking that this person has such a high force value, it's not a problem to move a brick, okay?However, it is a system with good professionalism, and it will not tell the host what it really thinks: [Do you want to exchange friendliness for this skill? 】

Lin Lang: "It can only be used three times... I think it's still a bit of a loss."

System: [Actually, the computer will be used after a few times. 】

"The key is that I can't understand the words on the keyboard and the interface..." Lin Lang suddenly had an idea and thought of the key to the problem, "Hey, Brother System, why don't you let me learn the common language of this world, let's just say it now words like this and those twisted words on the keyboard, okay?"

System: [Yes, two hundred friendship points. 】

Lin Lang almost jumped up: "It's too much! I only have ten o'clock now!"

The voice of the system is full of unfeeling love for exchange: [It’s already very affordable, let’s take the proficiency in English you want to exchange for. In modern society, there are many college students who have studied English for more than ten years. In my senior year, I failed the English CET-[-] test.But you only need to spend two hundred friendliness points to easily reach the level of your native language. You know, this is a height that some people can't reach in their entire lives! 】

Lin Lang was bewitched by the system's words, but thinking of his poor friendliness, he began to frown again.According to the system, this friendship value should be paid in advance, but this also means that he will spend a longer time to brush up the friendship value with Zhong Mingzhi.

He really wanted to return to the realm of comprehension as soon as possible, but he was not too happy to be a useless waste in this world.And once this skill is changed, there will definitely be many benefits in the future.

After weighing again and again, Lin Lang gritted his teeth: "Okay, I'll change."

Just listen to the system saying: [The friendship value between the host and the task target is -190 now, please continue to work hard. 】

Then Lin Lang felt the same as when he was reading the Quick Start Guide to Modern Society last night. He felt a lot of information pouring into his mind instantly. After a while, Lin Lang smiled charmingly, made a very swag gesture, and said: "Heyguy, what' sup~”

The system thought, this is learning rap.

Although he is proficient in both Chinese and English, it cannot change the fact that Lin Lang still does not know how to use a computer. Fortunately, he has escaped the ranks of illiterates and can understand both the keyboard and the operation interface.

So he moved the mouse clumsily with his right hand, and slowly poked back and forth on the keyboard with the index finger of his left hand. After tossing for an hour or two, Lin Lang turned over the computer with a rich spirit of exploration, and he was very clever. He has a general understanding of the most basic operation methods of computers.

Then he opened the IE browser and typed "typing learning software" in the search bar with his One Finger Zen.

The laptop that Zhong Mingzhi brought to the office is connected to the desktop computer at home. He was working, but the remote software suddenly popped up a reminder that the computer at home was turned on.

In fact, there were no commercial secrets in that computer, but he still had some doubts.He frowned and turned on the remote, wanting to see what Lin Lang was going to do, but he saw that Lin Lang had been flipping through the entire morning, from documents to control panels to free solitaire... Finally, Zhong Mingzhi saw that Lin Lang had downloaded a Jinshan Typing Master, he played a typing game, which he also played when he was a child. Input an English word, and the little frog would jump on the lotus leaf in front.

Lin Lang's typing speed was so fast that Zhong Mingzhi was upset and irritable. He rubbed his temples and turned off the remote software.

The author has something to say:

This chapter is Lang Lang talking about cross talk with Brother System.

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