I wouldn't fall in love with an old enemy

Lin Lang disappeared for a few months. Apart from friends who cared about his whereabouts, fans in his live broadcast room also checked in under his last Weibo every day, waiting for his appearance.

However, after Lin Lang came back, he didn't start the live broadcast immediately, and he didn't even post the news on Weibo, so he continued to pretend to be dead.There is no other reason. He is a beauty blogger who sells his face. If he loses his hair, he might lose all his fans as soon as he goes online.

Zhong Mingzhi said that he was thinking too much, and said that the size of the head is the only criterion for judging a handsome guy. Although Lin Lang is not as handsome as a macho, he has good features and has no shortcomings. He has red lips and white teeth. Even without hair, he is still the most beautiful boy.

Lin Lang resolutely refused to listen, and when he said he was pretending to be dead, he really pretended to be dead for a month.

Lin Lang had a very comfortable life in this month. Zhong Mingzhi felt that his body was relatively weak, a little malnourished, and it was uncomfortable to hold him even if he was skinny, so he served him with good soup and water every day.Lin Lang eats, sleeps and eats every day, and the rest of the time he sits in front of the computer, plays games or looks up information, and always has all kinds of snacks at hand, and eats while playing, just like the happiest pig.

When he finally grew his hair a little longer and opened the live broadcast room happily, he received a lot of barrage and messages.At first, the fans screamed "The missing person returns" or asked him where he was before. After a while, someone suddenly said: "The dried fish seems to have gained weight."

In this way, the focus of the audience is all on this, looking at the faces on the screen that seem to be so swollen.

"Could it be that those months of disappearance were going home to have a baby? After giving birth, the figure was out of shape?"

"Don't talk nonsense before, how can our dried fish be born as a boy?"

Lin Lang: "..."

Lin Lang, who watched these bullet screens, covered the camera with his hands angrily, and shouted outside: "Am I really fat!"

Zhong Mingzhi pushed the door open and entered the room when he heard the words, pinched Lin Lang's slightly protruding belly, his expression remained unchanged and his heart skipped a beat: "No, not fat at all."

Things like getting fat always happen inadvertently, and it is often difficult for the person involved to detect it in time. When they finally realize that they have gained weight through the reminder of bystanders, it is too late.

Lin Lang looked down at Zhong Mingzhi who was enjoying playing with his stomach, and murmured: "I'm really fat."

After finishing speaking, Zhong Mingzhi was kicked out again. When he was broadcasting live, he didn't like people dangling beside him.

Taking off the hand covering the camera, the barrage on the screen exploded again.

"Who was Yugan talking to when the screen was black just now? The tone was very ambiguous."

"Mysterious cohabitant?"

"It seems that Yugan is really going to have a baby. He said he couldn't have a baby. Boys and girls, let's find out."

"Come on, boys and girls are so thunderous."

"The rotten girl in front shouldn't KY regardless of the occasion, okay? Yugan didn't mention her sexual orientation, so it's not good to just joke like that."

"Then why are you serious..."

"I'm so noisy, Yugan finally came back to broadcast live, and you are tearing up in his barrage?"

"It's not noisy, it's just a theory."

"Why are you still arguing?" Lin Lang looked at the bullet screen with one big head and two big ones, trying to bring the topic to other places, "Oh, I'm fat, I've been a little unhealthy during this time, I eat every day I slept and ate, I also ate a lot of junk food, and I didn’t exercise, please don’t follow me, I will lose weight after eating this.”

However, at this time, a local tyrant user 756454889 who sent barrages with special effects appeared out of nowhere and said, "That person was me just now."

The barrage exploded again, and the housing management came over to clear a pile of rubbish barrage.

Someone asked: "This...what's the situation?"

Lin Lang also wanted to know what was going on. Isn't this digital user a lonely housewife?It is said that he likes himself very much.But no matter how much you like it, you don't have to pretend to be an acquaintance around you. Even if it's just a joke, Lin Lang doesn't feel very comfortable.Lin Lang frowned: "I don't like this kind of joke very much."

Zhong Mingzhi was watching Lin Lang's live broadcast in the living room. He wanted to go in with his account to prove his identity, but after thinking about it, he decided to give up. Looking at Lin Lang's appearance, he seemed really unhappy.

Sure enough, Lin Lang said with a serious expression in the next second: "I didn't want to talk about this at first, because this is my private life. When you come to see me, you also want to see my makeup or listen to my chatter. But now the barrage is a bit ugly. The words of this digital user have come out, I am very grateful to this user for giving me a reward, but if it becomes like this now, it would be better for me to refund the money to you, and I am not very short of money."

Zhong Mingzhi: "..." He really didn't know what to do now, so he had no choice but to say nothing.

Unexpectedly, Lin Lang said again: "The one just now is my boyfriend... I really didn't want to say it, I don't like being surrounded by people watching my private life, but I really hate people pretending to be him, even if it's a joke, there is only one of him."

Zhong Mingzhi didn't expect that when he heard this, his tall man of about 1.8 meters rolled around on the sofa and fell directly to the ground.

Rubbing his sore buttocks, Zhong Mingzhi smiled all over his face, as if he had eaten honey.

Then he sat on the floor and quickly launched a barrage: "I'm sorry Langlang, it's really me, I shouldn't have kept it from you."

The other melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room were so shocked that they almost dropped the melons on the ground.

Netizens and fans don't know his real name, and this digital gentleman directly typed his name, so it is true that Zhong Mingzhi didn't run away.

Lin Lang left from the computer desk, rushed out of the living room in a hurry, grabbed Zhong Mingzhi's mobile phone and clicked on the user information to see that the digital gentleman was really him.

Lin Lang glared at Zhong Mingzhi condescendingly.

Zhong Mingzhi felt a little uneasy, he would have been pretending to be a passer-by, but just now he jumped out on impulse, now Lin Lang must be mad.After all, Lin Lang is a relatively strong person. He originally thought that he was self-sufficient to make money from live broadcasts. If he knew that his boyfriend secretly watched his live broadcasts and gave him rewards, he might really feel like he was being adopted.

In the next second, Lin Lang let out a growl: "Are you stupid! Don't you give me money directly! You give me a reward on the platform! The platform also deducts the handling fee! You are really mad at me Alright!! I don’t know how to manage a house at all!”

Zhong Mingzhi: "...I was wrong."

The door was left open, and Lin Lang yelled loudly again, and the audience in the live broadcast room could vaguely hear it, so the barrage was quickly occupied by "hahahahaha" and "this dog food is delicious".

Lin Lang squatted down, pulled Zhong Mingzhi by his collar, and pulled him over. He leaned over and bit his lip hard as punishment.

Normally, Zhong Mingzhi would have stuck his tongue in, but this time he was the one who did the wrong thing, so he didn't even dare to move.

Lin Lang was even angrier: "You can't even kiss?!"

So Zhong Mingzhi didn't care about other things, he held the back of Lin Lang's head, reacted passively, and deepened the kiss.

However, considering that the live broadcast was still going on, and the two of them hadn't kissed for long, Lin Lang returned to the camera with suspicious red on his face, and apologized to the audience first: "I'm really sorry for letting everyone watch a joke. Take what I said as if I hadn’t said it.”

Since Lin Lang used boys' makeup as a gimmick from the beginning, most of the fans he attracted were relatively open-minded, and he was not surprised by his sudden coming out of the closet just now.Some people told rotten girls not to flirt before, because they thought that if Lin Lang was a straight man, it would be impolite to speculate about his sexuality.

But people are gossips, and someone responded in the barrage: "Well, we don't know anything, we don't know why you went out for so long just now, and we don't know why your face is so red."

Lin Lang coughed a few times: "Actually, I have business to do today... I went to the countryside before and found that some rural women who have no labor force at home are not doing very well. They are neither educated nor physically strong, and cannot leave home. , and I can’t find any guaranteed jobs. I wonder if I can help them, but I don’t have any good ideas for the time being...I thought about holding skills training courses before, but I don’t think it’s practical, and the cycle It’s too long. But I will definitely do this, and my income from live streaming will be saved in the future to help those who really need it.”

Someone suggested: "You can set up a smaller factory, such as a textile factory, which is not difficult for workers to get started, and it can not only help those women, but also help other unemployed or laid-off people to find jobs again. It is enough to relax the age requirements. Now most of the jobs are over 45 years old, but there are also many people over 45 years old who can still work, but they are short of money, but they cannot find a job, and there are some disabled people ...I think you can think about it in this direction."

Lin Lang pursed his lips, and thought about this suggestion carefully: "How much is it to set up a factory, I certainly can't do it by myself even with live broadcast income..."

"Pull investment."

Lin Lang nodded, expressing that he would consider this proposal.

Although Lin Lang just expressed an idea today and didn't come up with a real plan, many people still agreed with it. In the few hours of today's live broadcast, Lin Lang received several times more rewards than before.

Someone said again: "Didn't you also say that the platform will deduct a part of the money for the reward, why don't you just send your receiving account number directly."

But Lin Lang waved his hand: "I'm very happy that you can support this idea, but I don't have a specific plan yet. It feels like cheating you to directly release the account. If you want to support it, you should give a reward. At least there is a third party supervised."

These words are indeed to the point, and some little fans posted the incident on Weibo, expressing that dried fish is really kind.

After the live broadcast, Zhong Mingzhi went back to the room and rubbed Lin Lang's soft hair: "I think the proposal of setting up a factory is very good, and the products made can be sold on our company's platform. As for For other things, you can check how to do it first, you can ask me if you don’t understand, and you can find me if you need help.”

Lin Lang started the live broadcast and talked all night, and now he was very tired, so he just said "um", then raised his head and kissed Zhong Mingzhi's face.

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I have not had dysmenorrhea for thousands of years, I suddenly had a pain today, and I was terrified5555555