I'm not unlucky at all

"Seven... seven seven seven seven..." The county magistrate's original expression turned into a deep shock when he saw Shen Wang, his legs softened and he fell to the ground with a thud, his mouth was bald. The same thing, didn't say a complete sentence for a long time, looked silly.

"Seven what seven." Shen Wang pointed at him with the tip of his sword, with a serious face, "Master asked you to go down the mountain to practice, and that's how you domineering down the mountain, pleasing the common people?"

"Fish or meat! Shen Qi, don't talk nonsense, uncle, I am a good official! Good official! Great official!"

The county magistrate's legs are weak, since he was on the mountain, he has been afraid of this ancestor with a real identity. He has never forgotten how he was punished by this person when he got into trouble in the past!

Seeing Shen Qi's limp legs, he feared that he would never be able to get rid of it in his life!

Thinking about it this way, the county magistrate felt how wronged he was, he would be caught by this evil spirit even if he hid in this poor town and lived his small life in a low-key manner.

"Little uncle said that he is a good official?" Shen Wang's face was as cold as an iron-faced Hades, and a sneer gradually appeared on the corner of his mouth, "But why did I only see you go up the tree to catch cicadas and go down to the pool to take a bath, but I didn't see you doing anything. business?"

"What's going on in Sifang Town!" the county magistrate raised his neck and said, from the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the trembling domestic slaves and the yamen servants who were holding big knives as if they were going to fight the ancestor in front of him. Hong yelled at the crowd, "We're all scattered, what should we do, Xiaohong and Xiaolu go to the kitchen to prepare a table and banquet, tonight for Master's... Master's relatives and nephews to clean up the dust!"

The maid called Xiaohong: "..." Hey, is the master crazy from fright, why does he want to clean up the evil man who pointed a sword at his neck?

The little green maid gave Xiaohong a wink: "..." We can do whatever the master tells us to do, and those who don't run away and stay here are idiots!

With red eyes and abnormal grief and anger, the idiot and yamen servant drew his knife: "..." Is it too late for me to withdraw the knife now?Ah, he can't see me, can't see me, can't see me!

But in the blink of an eye, all the servants in the yard exchanged glances, and they all ran away in an instant.

The county magistrate knew that his face was completely lost, so he lay dead on the ground, and he was not afraid of the sharp sword light in Shen Wang's hand, and he just rolled around like a splash: "Ah, ah, Shen Qi, pay me for face! Pay me for it!" I pay me!"

"Stand up!" The veins on Shen Wang's forehead twitched violently, he hadn't been so angry for a long time, and he really wanted to just push this person to the ground and beat him like he did a few years ago when he was young and vigorous.

The county magistrate subconsciously covered his face: "If you want to hit me, don't hit my face... If you want to hit me, hit me on the left buttock! There's a lot of meat there!" Mainly because the right side still hurts after a fall!

Shen Wang kicked him directly, his face darkened, and he gritted his teeth: "Little uncle!"

The county magistrate "Ouch", rolled away, and opened his eyes again. The pain he imagined did not come, but he saw patches of white clothes. He stared at himself with a complicated expression.

"Lord county magistrate..." Song Xing frowned slightly, reaching out to support him, or not.

He always felt that the county magistrate might have something wrong with his mind.

Crazier than 030.

"Hey, the young man looks really handsome." The county magistrate wiped his mouth, showing sixteen white teeth, and asked lying on the ground, "How old is it? Maybe someone else, is there a date, if not, look at me... "

"Didn't you still want to chop him just now?" Shen Wang raised his sword and walked over, frowning and pulled Song Xing two steps away, for fear that his little wife would suffer from the county magistrate's madness if he moved closer.

The county magistrate squinted, and looked at Shen Wang carefully for a while as if he had discovered something interesting. Then he groaned and patted the dust on his body, stood up, limped forward two steps, and sat on the rock. The stool didn't move.

Shen Wang looked at him coldly.

"Anyway, we haven't seen each other for several years, so can't you be gentle with my uncle? My old bones and waist are about to break." The county magistrate grumbled, rubbing his shoulders and buttocks, before saying anything after a long time He said, "It's alright, it's alright, Shen Qi, don't stare at me! That Mr. Song Xiao over there, right? So what, what do you have to trouble me to make decisions for you?"

Song Xing glanced at Shen Wang, who patted him on the shoulder.

The county magistrate watched the movement between the two without blinking.

Song Xing hesitated for a few seconds, then let out a soft breath, and then told the reason for coming and the grievances that happened to the sister of the Song family one by one.

Without embellishment, Song Xing's tone was the same as when he taught the students in the private school, simple and straightforward, and there was no superfluous expression on his face, but when he finished speaking, the county magistrate patted the stone table and stood up, angrily said: " How can there be such a reason! This Li family really has no law. Did they eat the laws and regulations of the current court into the dog's stomach? I am really mad at this official!"

Song Xing: ...I always feel that this sentence seems familiar.

Shen Wang: "." Mental retardation.

The county magistrate said: "I want to take down Li Qingsheng, a scumbag! Take it down! Major [-] boards!"

Song Xing nodded: "Thank you, magistrate."

The county magistrate waved his hand and said: "Thank you, thank you. The Li family has done something wrong, and they will have to be punished severely. This officer will find someone to find the Li family. Anyone who is directly involved in this matter will also be punished." punished."

Shen Wang stopped him: "Little Martial Uncle, Master Song's matter is not in a hurry to deal with it today, Martial Nephew thinks Martial Uncle is a little free right now, why don't you and I catch up first?"

"I refuse," said the magistrate.

However, his heartfelt refusal was ineffective.

Shen Wang first sent Song Xing out of the mansion, and when they parted, he said: "Just now I showed you a joke, the little uncle has been away from the master for a few years, the master searched all over the place but couldn't find him, I didn't expect the town The county magistrate is actually him."

Song Xing thought about it and said, "The county magistrate is very interesting."

Shen Wang smiled and rubbed his hair: "You are the first to say he is funny, others call him crazy."

Song Xing said, "I'll go first."

Shen Wang agreed, and when he watched the young man disappear around the corner, he returned to the backyard of the mansion with his sword in his arms.

For the disciples of Wuya Mountain, the exchange of emotions comes more from the exchange of martial arts.In the rivers and lakes, it is an unchanging truth who is the boss with hard water and fists. Even the county magistrate, as Shen Wang's elder, can only admit defeat in front of Shen Wang.

Of course, it doesn't mean that the county magistrate is poor in martial arts.

He just didn't want to bully the small by himself.

Well, in fact, I still can't beat it.

He was punched in the left cheek, and the county magistrate cried and said, "I won't come anymore! If I come again, I'm going to die here! Please spare me, your delicate and weak uncle!"

Shen Wang stopped and looked at him: "Why did you leave without telling everyone back then?"

The county magistrate said: "I have my own reasons!"

"Do you know that Master has been looking for you for three whole years? Everyone has been worried about you for three whole years!" Shen Wang sternly said, "After you left in the first year, do you know that Uncle Qu Liu was almost overwhelmed! "

When the county magistrate heard this, his face turned pale, and he plucked his hair irritably and said, "I'm the one who's sorry for Qu Liu."

Shen Wang sneered: "The harm you brought to Uncle Qu Liu can be counted by saying I'm sorry?"

The county magistrate gritted his teeth, finally changed his face, broke away from Shen Wang's restraint and said: "Otherwise? Otherwise, what else can I do? If I really marry Qu Liu, then I will really hurt him! "

Shen Wang frowned: "You don't like her?"

"I'm a ghost if I like Qu Liu! I fucking like men!" The county magistrate was also really angry. Why did he run away back then? Why didn't this group of people understand him?Even if he and Qu Liu are tied together on the same bed, he can't be hard on women, okay?

Shen Wang was shocked by his words: "What did you say?"

The county magistrate rolled his eyes and said, "I said, I like men, do you know that men are just like me! Take a handle!"

After Shen Wang heard it, he frowned so much that he could almost kill a fly: "...so you want to keep prostitutes, those who are like women in brothels?"

The county magistrate said with a cold snort: "Hey, Shen Qi, don't you say that anything can fall into my eyes! I like men who are taller and stronger than me!"

Shen Wang fell silent, his eyebrows flickered under his stern face, as if he was thinking about something very important.

On the willow branches on the moon, the heat of the day faded away in the quiet night, and a cool wind blew.

Shen Wang lay on the couch, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.

He thought for a while that the county magistrate said that he liked men, and he was shocked, but then he thought about the fact that people in the Jianghu have always been informal, and liking men and women is just everyone's preference, and it is not a big matter of killing and breaking the law, so he let it go Come.

Thinking about it, Shen Wang calmed down and closed his eyes to sleep.

"Shen Wang, I feel my back is itchy, help me to scratch it quickly." While half asleep and half awake, a familiar voice rang in Shen Wang's ear, Shen Wang frowned and opened his eyes, there was a dog on his arm. Hands are pushing him.

Shen Wang grabbed that hand, looked forward along the arm, and could vaguely see a person lying on the bed with his back facing him at night, patting himself with his hand while rubbing the mattress under him dishonestly.

"I seem to have a pimple on my back, it's so itchy." The man's voice was a little cold, but if you listen carefully, you can still hear a bit of coquettish softness, as if he trusted Shen Wang behind him, "It's just in the waist Some on the top, Shen Wang, did you see it?"

"I..." Shen Wang opened his mouth, and moved up to the back in front of him by some coincidence.

The quilt was impatiently pushed to the waist and abdomen by the man, it seemed to be very itchy, and after muttering a few words in a low voice, he wanted to scratch it with his own hands, but he couldn't grasp the itchy spot exactly, and even his legs were not old. Kick up on the ground.

Taking advantage of the moonlight, Shen Wang clearly saw the thin layer of muscles on the man's waist and back, and his slender figure.

"Shen Wang... Shen Wang..." The man called his name again and again in a pleasant voice, as if he was extremely angry, and finally turned his face away. There was not much expression on the handsome face, just Looking at himself lightly, he said softly, "Shen Wang, why did you ignore me when I called you?"

Shen Wang opened his mouth and looked at the person in front of him in shock.

"Shen Wang?"

"Little... little master?"

Opening his eyes suddenly, Shen Wang sat up from the couch, he turned his head to look in a daze, where is there any little Master Song?

It was also dawn.

"Fuck..." Cursing in a low voice, Shen Wang looked down, and his expression turned bright.

At the same time, the long-dead 030 card system prompt suddenly rang: "Destiny's child's loneliness value is fluctuating—27, 29, 31... 25, 21..."

Song Xing, who was woken up, raised her eyelids in a daze, before she could hear what the system said, she fell into a deep sleep again.

The Li family has earned a lot of gold and silver from opening a silk shop in the past few years, and they are willing to spend the capital to marry their son.

In order to support his son and his niece and niece, Li Zhaoshi hung red lanterns all over the street, and filled three long streets with flowing banquets. It was more pompous than the last time when Li Qingsheng married Song Lianyu, his official wife.

The neighbors and folks were shocked by Li Zhaoshi's handwriting, and once they stopped their thoughts of wanting to gossip, they rushed to praise Li's family.

Li Zhaoshi dressed even more richly today, wearing gold and silver, he wished he could wear all the valuable things on his body.

All her old sisters surrounded her and exclaimed: "Oh, Li Zhaoshi, isn't this string of jade bracelets you sold for 300 taels in the jade store a few days ago? And the pearls on this nobile, oh yo Oh, isn't it cheap?"

Li Zhaoshi had a slight smile on his face: "My son is filial. He bought it when he saw that I liked it. I didn't ask how much it was."

"Oh, you are really blessed. Your son is filial and his wife is virtuous. When your brother marries your cousin and niece this time, you will have two eldest daughters-in-law by your side!" The old sisters said with a smile, "Wait!" If you have another big fat grandson, you can only worry about Brother Nian!"

"Our Brother Nian is not in a hurry." Li Zhaoshi pursed his lips slightly, seemingly saying, "After Brother Nian took over the silk and satin shop, the selection of the second daughter-in-law often gave me a headache. If it is the daughter of an ordinary family, I always feel that It's our brother Nian's fault, but if the family is good, I'm a blind and careless old woman who won't be liked by the young lady."

The old sisters were not happy when they heard this: "As a mother-in-law, how can you look at your daughter-in-law's face? Brother Nian is so competitive, which lady in our Sifang Town can't marry? You just wait for the second daughter-in-law. Just be filial to you!"

Li Zhaoshi tapped his lips with a handkerchief, and said with a smile: "Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, our family bought the snacks on the table from Fucheng Dining Room, please taste it quickly, don't be eaten up in a while and then blame me This old woman picks."

"Then let's eat and watch." The old sisters looked at each other, ate with snacks, and occasionally drank some hot tea, chatting with Li Zhaoshi about the past few days in Sifang Town The parents of other families are short-sighted.

Although Li Qingsheng was the relative, the old man of the Li family passed away a few years ago, so Li Qingnian could only take charge of the overall situation.

Inside and outside the Li family, there were people who followed Li Li and Li's family to congratulate with wedding invitations, and there were also some spectators waiting outside the gate to see the new couple.

Li Qingnian ordered the servants to distribute some herbal tea to these people, and hurried to the other side to ask the butler, "Is the wedding party coming home soon?"

"It's almost there." The butler said, wiping off his sweat.

Shen Cong'er is an orphan, and she used to live in the Li family. This time when they got married, the Li family simply cleaned out the old house, settled her down in advance, and then asked the groom's official Li Qingsheng to welcome her back on the wedding day. Save other people from chewing their tongues.

Li Qingnian looked at the sun and didn't urge him any more. He turned around and greeted the person on the other side with a smile.

On the other side, the suona was playing happily, and Li Qingsheng was wearing a wedding dress and riding a tall horse, with a smug smile on his simple and honest face.

Behind him, eight porters carried eight large sedan chairs with red curtains, in which the graceful bride in a red wedding dress could be vaguely seen.

Song Xing stood in the crowd, watching this scene expressionlessly.

Shen Wang followed him, using his inner strength to help him clear the crowded crowd, and said in a partial voice: "One more stick of incense, the little uncle will bring the yamen servants to the door, and the Li family will not be happy for long."

Song Xing looked away and said, "I want to watch the excitement."

Shen Wang looked down at Song Xing, and suddenly stretched out his hand to flick his forehead.

Song Xing covered his forehead: "Shen Wang, what are you doing to me?"

Shen Wang said: "Don't make trouble for yourself, leave the matter to the little uncle, don't look at the rest and don't care about it."

Song Xing pursed her lips, clearly unwilling.

He thought, he had to watch for Yuanshen, he vented his anger on Song Lianyu for Yuanshen.

Shen Wang had nothing to do with him, and sighed lightly: "Why are you so stubborn."

Song Xing felt that he had a good temper, but Shen Wang's description was not accurate, so he said, "I'm not stubborn."

Shen Wang didn't care, so he followed him and said, "Okay, you're not."

"The sedan chair for welcoming the bride is back, the bride is going to pass!"

At the gate of Li's house, Xitong, who was running ahead, grabbed a handful of candies on a plate to announce the good news, said a few words "Congratulations, congratulations" and quickly ran away laughing, and then in the blink of an eye, the wedding party appeared At the corner of the street, Li Qingsheng wobbled forward on his big horse.

"Thank you, thank you! We are happy together!" Li Qingsheng talked to the people around him with a silly smile, and turned his head to look at his beautiful wife in the sedan chair, making him even more satisfied.

"My son is finally back!" In the main hall of the Li family, Li Zhaoshi stood up, straightened his clothes, sat on the chair with a happy face, and called Li Qingnian, saying, "Nian'er, go to the door to meet your brother quickly, and don't let anything happen in between." accident."

"Mom, I know." Li Qingnian nodded.

Kicking the sedan door, holding Shen Cong'er's hand, Li Qingsheng carried his bride across the brazier, walked all the way in front of Li Zhaoshi under the congratulations of the crowd, and shouted: "Mother."

Li Zhaoshi smiled slightly on his old and stiff face, wiped the corners of his mouth and said, "Pray to heaven and earth."

Li Qingnian was the one who presided over the wedding. He was still staring at Shen Cong'er in a daze, but when he heard this sentence, he couldn't help but shouted loudly: "I pray to the world——"

"bye."

"Second worship high hall-"

Li Zhaoshi's smile grew stronger.

"Husband and wife greet each other—"

Li Qingsheng held the hydrangea and bowed to Shen Cong'er at the other end.

"Hey, it's very lively here. Who's getting married?" Suddenly, a sudden chuckle came into Li's house, and a road suddenly flashed out of the crowded crowd at the gate of Li's house. The obedient man strode in.

Standing in the middle of the yamen servant was a young man with a small goatee on his fair and handsome face.

"Oh, my aunt, whose family is getting married today?" The young man looked at a middle-aged woman next to him with a smile, and asked in a gentle tone.

The woman had never seen the young man before, but seeing the yamen servants around him, she couldn't help but carefully said: "This young man is so strange, I'm afraid he is not from Sifang Town? Today, it happens to be Li from the silk shop in our town. The eldest son of the family got married and married a second wife!"

"The Li family? Wife Ping?" The young man looked at the plaque in front of Li's mansion and nodded suddenly, and suddenly seemed to sympathize, "Then the old man of the Li family is really miserable. He even has a descendant at such an age No, I hope the bride we marry today can add some incense to his family."

"What about the old man and the descendants, this young man should not talk nonsense." The middle-aged woman waved her hands hi, and looked at Li's courtyard with disdainful eyes and said, "You are a foreigner, but I don't know, this Li The eldest son of the family is only twenty-two this year, so he can't be called a master, besides, Li Song just gave birth to his eldest son and grandson for his Li family a few months ago, let alone no offspring."

The young man seemed to be very surprised and said: "Then why does the eldest son of the Li family want to marry a common wife? Then the Li Song family even agreed?"

Seeing his loud voice, the middle-aged woman drew a group of people to look at this place, flinched, waved her hands in a low voice and said: "Young master, don't make the Li family hear it so loudly that you will be upset."

"I'm not afraid of his family." The young man curled his lips and said with a straight chest, "Just tell me the details."

The middle-aged woman stood up for some reason, as if she was no longer afraid, and said, "Li Song is naturally unwilling, and even took the child back to her mother's house, but what can I do? Ping wife It's the niece of the mother-in-law of the Li family, she wants him to come into her house, but she doesn't want to wrong him, and the boss of the Li family is a foolish and filial person... Alas, Li Song is a hard-working person."

"There's no reason for that!" Hearing this, the young man's chest rose and fell, as if he was extremely angry, and he opened the folding fan in his hand with a "snap", fanning the wind while saying, "There is no way for the king, this Li family is no way for the king! I am You have to ask them yourself where they put my court regulations!"

After all, regardless of the shocked gazes of the people around him, he walked into the wedding hall with his head held high!

And Song Xing and Shen Wang, who had been watching the play from the sidelines: "..."

So they witnessed with their own eyes, the birth of a playwright?