[Comprehensive Anglo-American] If someone goes to save Deadpool

No one wants to say much about how Bradrick Fronro and Wade Wilson met and teamed up.

But anyway, the two of them live together now.

"To put it in a more tender way," Wade said seriously, crossing his fingers and supporting his chin, "We two are together because of love, and we are going to get married tomorrow."

"Oh my god, that's even more surprising than Captain America f***ing the Winter Soldier."

"What? Aren't they a couple? Just like traditional Americans, you can give your body to each other, omg, they copied me and Brad."

"Yeh" Bob raised his glass blankly, pretending that he didn't hear the bullshit that Wade said behind him, "I'm surprised, I thought you two would have had children a long time ago."

"Oh, Alittlebaby, I'd like to, but obviously Brad won't let it go, maybe I'll get it if I try, with Brad's eyes and Wade Wilson's size, my God , he must be hotter than Steve Rogers and Clark Kent put together, how about Bradrick Wilson..."

"Wait, wait, wait," Bob interrupted Wade's imagination with a look of unbearable expression, "Whose house do you live in now?"

Wade meditated: "Brad's."

"Who bought the clothes you are wearing now?"

"Brad bought it. Seriously, I think his eyesight is as good as his mouth, and he matches me very well. He really deserves to be my baby." Wade said sweetly.

Bob pursed his lips, and said perfunctorily unmoved: "Of course, your baby, then do you remember who paid for the medical expenses you were hospitalized last time?"

"Whatthefuck!!!" Wade jumped up and kicked over the chair, "Fuck! Why do you say that I am like a little supermodel being kept by Tony Stark? nonono! We are equal in spirit, love and flesh, Physically beautiful relationship, evil money is absolutely impossible to affect us, absolutely, not one ten thousandth possible.”

Wade sat down on the chair: "But the taste of being taken care of by Brad is really super good, but unfortunately you will never experience it in your life. Look at your figure, like a dying old cow, eating the last Like shit pulled out after a rotten grass, look at your face again oh my god, did God fall asleep when he created you? Oh, nonono, you may not be created by God, satan made you Did you fall asleep while you were there?"

"Okay," Bob was unmoved by Wade's sarcasm, he held a cup and said sharply, "At least I won't have a foster relationship with my lover, so that I can't even determine the child's name, so , Before you achieve financial independence, don’t think about Wadrick having a child. It can only be Brode having a child. Let me stand here. Maybe Brad will let you have a son named Wade Wilson or Wade Francois. Bob took a sip of his wine. "I like the first one."

"omg, are you kidding? Do you still have a boyfriend? Satan'sbaby?"

As soon as Brad opened the door of the house, he saw Wade squatting in the corner with a gloomy face, all his farts gone.

"What thefuck????? Are you cos mushroom or Mr. Corner to seduce me?" Brad looked at him critically, "no, I prefer night, shop, cow, Lang style, transparent and semi-transparent Fruity makeup is obviously more attractive than Quanguo."

"Oh old-fashioned taste, full, naked big bird man is a popular style this year." Wade stood up and patted his crotch proudly, the black big bird swayed hotly in the air following his movements Back and forth, "For example, Mr. Wade Wilson, no one said that he is not good at technology, and everyone who has used it praises him."

"Wade Wilson, the bird walker, nonono, compared to him, I still prefer Burne Anderson and the like. To be honest, it makes me feel very good." Brad took off his shirt casually. Throwing the jacket and shirt on the floor, while walking to the bathroom, "You either get dressed, or go back to sleep, anyway, just stop standing here and play your stupid cosplay."

Brad slammed the bathroom door shut, almost snapping Wade's nose off: "Doyouknow?"

"Hey, Brad, I'm going to bed right now, but I haven't taken a shower yet. I'm very clean. I have to take a shower before and after sex. No, I mean I have to take a shower before going to bed, otherwise I will No one likes a bed partner who smells all over the body, yeh, we generally call people who sleep in the same bed a bed partner, and the relationship is pure like Luke Macrlane and Wentworth Earl Miller..."

Wade stayed outside for a long time, but there was no movement in the bathroom.

Wade took a step back, shaking the big bird between his legs suggestively: "I really hope he can understand..."

In the bathroom, Brad took out the razor, looked at the blade carefully, and pulled out a slightly long black hair from between the blades with a dark complexion: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wilson, you fucking use my razor to shave your legs, and I will shave your big dick and stuff it in your ass, fuck, I never lie..."

Before Brad finished cursing, he heard a loud noise from outside, and he opened the bathroom door with a look of unbearable expression: "fuck, Wade Wilson, this is the first... ..."

"Wade???!!!!!!"

"Brad?" When Susannah saw Brad, he was sitting in the corridor of the hospital with only a towel wrapped around him, "Are you okay?"

"It's okay now." Brad said sullenly.

Susanna didn't speak, and threw the clothes on him.

"Thank you." Brad took the clothes to change, and Susannah noticed that he was not wearing shoes.

Suzanne shook her head and called Natalia who was far away in Russia: "Don't worry, Brad won't be unable to survive because of this little thing, but I have to say,"

"He is really serious this time, which is beyond our expectation."

"I've never seen him so downcast, Natasha."

"So I think you'd better not do that. Now that Wade Wilson is dead, you might as well wait for him to die naturally. It's better for us."

Suzanne kept arguing with Natalia, and finally she looked at the ceiling helplessly and said, "I, we all know that you are doing it for his own good, but if he doesn't accept it, it's meaningless, and It's over for both of you."

"And Brad has experienced so much, he should know what he is going to face, the moment he got stuck, he already knew, only the things he can face, he will do this calmly Do."

"We can only wish him well, Natasha."

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