Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Baba rubbed his eyes, took a closer look, and recognized that standing behind him was the old man who had spent half a day at his stall yesterday and didn't give him the last dime.

"What, what's wrong? What happened?"

"You still have the guts to ask!" The leading man reached out and grabbed Ji Baba's clothes, and was about to hit him with his fist with the other. Ji Xiaoxiao woke up at some point, and ran out with a kitchen knife, "Who dares?" Hit my dad!"

Ji Xiaoxiao also just woke up, she didn't put on her clothes properly, and vaguely saw a group of people outside the door surrounding her father, she was so frightened that she lost sleepiness, touched a kitchen knife from the kitchen, and ran out aggressively to protect Ji Baba.

"Get your stinky paws away!" Ji Xiaoxiao waved the kitchen knife as if to chop the man, the scene suddenly became chaotic, Ji Baba yelled several times and stopped, but no one listened to him.

"Could it be that you beat my father yesterday, and you still dare to come today!" Ji Xiaoxiao was so angry that her eyes were red, she shook off Ji Baba and dragged his hand desperately, and her little chicken legs kept kicking on the old man behind.

The man found a wooden stick from the door, and threw it at Ji Xiaoxiao with all his strength. Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the room, and the man's arm folded imperceptibly backwards. The man screamed in pain, and the wooden stick Before meeting Ji Xiaoxiao, he threw it out, "Ah———"

The scene suddenly fell silent, and everyone watched the man roll over with his arms folded, screaming in pain, standing there at a loss, wanting to help but not daring to step forward.

Both the woman and the old man were terrified, and when they realized it, they hurried around to help the man up.

"My arm, my arm—" The man was sweating profusely while holding his arm, and his elbow was bruised and swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The shouting and shouting crowd suddenly fell silent. The father and son in front of them were equally beautiful and cute, and they were completely weak. Moreover, when the man swung the stick just now, the father and son were so frightened that they closed their eyes and didn't move at all. Why did they suddenly The man seemed to have his hand broken, the stick fell to the ground, and the man screamed in pain?

The woman hugged the child in her arms tightly, pointed at Ji Baba tremblingly and said, "You, who are you? You killed my child and broke my man's arm. You, you are not human!" !"

Ji Baba pulled Ji Xiaoxiao behind him, trembling with anger: "You guys blocked my door early in the morning, beating and killing me, and I haven't asked what you are doing! You still want to beat my chicken——my child!" , do you have the king's law!?"

The woman rushed to Ji Baba with the child in her arms, and shouted hysterically: "You still don't admit it!? Did you ask my dad to drink incense ash water for the child? My child has been unable to wake up since sleeping yesterday—"

At this moment, the old man suddenly got up and pointed at Ji Baba, "Why are you telling him so much? Let him lose money!"

With a sullen face, Ji Baba ignored the old man, and asked the woman directly: "What incense ash water, please explain clearly!"

"At once--"

The woman was interrupted by the old man before she could say anything, "Don't talk nonsense with him! These blind fortune-tellers know how to deceive people without any skills! You can't believe a word from him!"

Ji Baba tried not to get angry, "Whether you can believe me or not, you should explain clearly first, it's my fault and I won't take it."

It was already past 7 o'clock in the morning, and after a short time, there were many neighbors standing outside the gate of Ji Baba's house watching the excitement.

The fat aunt with the child in her arms would be lively watching it, fearing that Ji Baba would really suffer, she walked in and said, "What are you doing, you came here early in the morning to trouble us, and you still haven't explained clearly what happened, what are you doing, what are you doing? Huh? Baba has been watching Feng Shui here for several years, and it is very effective, and nothing has happened to any of them. What kind of incense ash water, we Baba said that anyone who makes you die of illness and drinks incense ash water is a liar! "

The other half-child stared at Ji Xiaoxiao with a blushing face, and said in agreement: "Enen, Xiao Xiao's father is amazing!"

"That's right, Baba never let us drink incense ash water and kowtow to offer incense, so just pasting a few talisman papers can harm your children?"

"When a child is sick, he doesn't go to a doctor to find a fortune teller. It's stupid!"

"Feudal superstition!"

The woman burst into tears as she was told, sat on the ground with a plop and howled, "This fortune teller is a liar, my father-in-law is so old and easy to deceive, sell him a dozen talisman papers and ask him to go back and burn them for my family The child drinks it, my child can't wake up after drinking it, my poor Bao'er~",

Sell ​​talisman paper! ?

Hearing this, Ji Baba glared at the old man and denied loudly, "When did I sell you talisman paper!?"

The old man's face was red and white, and he stammered: "Yes, you sold it to me!"

"Fart!" Ji Baba wanted to go up and punch the old man, "I'll sell it to you—bah! I didn't charge you any money at all, so I gave you a blank piece of paper. When will I give you the talisman paper for you to burn and drink?" ?”

The old man refused to admit it, "What, what blank paper!? I don't know!"

Seeing that he was still wearing yesterday's clothes, Ji Baba grabbed his arm and took out his pocket, taking out a folded A4 paper.

Ji Baba stretched the paper under the old man's nose, "Look what this is!"

Then he threw the paper to the crying woman, "See for yourself what is written on it, is it a talisman paper, and did you tell your child to drink incense ash water!"

The woman knelt on the ground, she hugged the child well, and stretched out her hand to open the paper, but the old man bent down and wanted to grab it when he saw the situation was not good, but was hugged by the middle-aged man who just spoke, "Damn old man! If you want to frame my Xiaoxiao, there is no way!"

My family is small?

Ji Baba's eyelids twitched, and he squinted at Ji Xiaoxiao. Ji Xiaoxiao raised his hands and told him with his eyes: Dad, you are wronged.

Is the egg his?

fart!

That's right, this kid has a mortal body, and my little one shouldn't be able to give birth to such a big egg

The half-sized guy is only about the same age as Ji Xiaoxiao, and he is bigger and taller than Ji Xiaoxiao. I don’t know how much stronger this little chicken is. He tried hard to break his hand, but he didn't break it, "Where did you come from! Let the old man go!"

At this time, the woman had already opened the paper, and the half-sized man stretched his head from behind the old man to look at the content, and read it aloud, "Around twelve o'clock in the evening, while he is clearly asleep, ask him in a low voice, 'Can you talk', if If you answer 'yes', come find me at No. 17, Row 6, Urban Village."

The woman stared at the paper, and it took several seconds to react, and asked the old man anxiously: "Dad, what's going on?"

The old man muttered and muttered for a long time, speechless, his face turned pale, and he lowered his head, not daring to look into the probing eyes of the crowd.

The fat aunt curled her lips: "Look, I said that I came to blackmail us!"

"What's the matter with the question in the middle of the night, but Baba is so poor that someone will come to extort money?"

"Yeah, I can't find the right person even if I touch porcelain."

Ji Baba: Although I know that you are doing it for my own good, can you stop saying that his father is poor in front of my son==

Ji Baba, who is committed to establishing a tall, stalwart, rich and responsive father image in his son's mind, thinks so.

The man's arm had already been wrapped in clothes by the crowd. He didn't care about his injury, so he picked up the paper eagerly, held back his anger and read the contents of the paper. He couldn't understand for a while: "What? At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Dad, tell me what's going on?"

The old man was silent for a long while, no matter whether it was Ji Baba's neighbors or the relatives and friends they brought, they all looked at him anxiously. The old man stomped his feet and sighed, "I met a blind fortune teller on the roadside yesterday when I came back from the playground. He said he could cure my grandson’s dumbness. I spent 500 yuan to buy 3 talismans from him. I went back and burned them for my grandson to drink. But I couldn’t wake up this morning. I’m anxious, I’m so confused I, I can't remember where the blind fortune teller who sold my talisman papers set up a stall, and there happened to be a note from this little brother in his pocket, so I thought I found it—"

Ji Xiaoxiao scolded angrily: "Take advantage of my father together!"

The fat aunt let out a snort, and stared at the old man contemptuously, "We have been wronged for making trouble for a long time, you old man is so old, you are always shameless."

All of a sudden, the people present all accused the old man of being unkind and wronged others, and said that the family of three standing in the middle was red-faced and ashamed.A fat-headed and big-eared relative they brought over by themselves knocked the foreign shovel on the ground and said loudly, "Second Uncle, you, look at how you handle this!"

The woman felt ashamed, and couldn't help but hugged her son tightly, blaming her in a low voice, "Yes, Dad, if you forget it, forget it, why are you wronging someone, just look at it!"

Xu Shi was being strangled, the little boy in the woman's arms suddenly moved and kicked his legs, the woman groaned, and quickly looked at the son in her arms.

This little boy named Mingming actually woke up at this time.

His eyes are straight. From sleep to waking up, he opened his eyelids. He couldn't see the state of being unable to wake up no matter how much he screamed at the previous moment. He seemed to wake up all of a sudden. It's totally different to be coquettish and rub your eyes.

When the old man saw it, he almost burst into tears. He staggered over and took his precious grandson over, and carelessly kissed him on the head and face, "Obviously, you scared grandpa to death, grandpa to death!" Now, you little thing is getting worse and worse, do you scare adults like this?" The old man is six to 70 years old, and now he is holding his grandson and crying with snot and tears all over his face, looking pitiful to death.

Ji Baba's anger was drowned out by the old man's tears, he coughed a few times, frowned and said, "Just wake up, hurry up and take your child to the hospital for a checkup, maybe he's poisoned—is there anything wrong? It’s okay, go back, I’ll tell you, that means I’m kind, otherwise I’d have called the police just now!”

This is a lie, and Ji Baba will definitely not call the police. He has been 'patronized' by the police at the police station several times for spreading feudal superstitions, so he won't ask for trouble.

Those who have good things to do Ji Baba: "You can't take advantage of them, you see they made a mess of your yard, let them lose money!"

"Yes, lose money!"

"At least 20!"

Ji Baba has a lot of big chickens, he waved his hand and said, "Let's go."

Ji Baba wanted to say not to trust the blind fortune-tellers on the street casually in the future, but then realized that he was also a fortune-telling liar on the street, so he stopped talking for fear of getting burned.

After a lot of fuss, the culprit was not found, and her husband's arm was broken. The woman wiped her tears, and grabbed the old man and her husband, "Go home! Why are you still here? How embarrassing?"

Unexpectedly, that chubby relative suddenly stood up and said earnestly to Ji Baba, "Master, I think you have some tricks, why don't you show me that you are the only seedling of our Wang family, and the whole family is a single heir for three generations. Just such a cousin"

The woman interrupted him, "Third uncle! Has our family spent too little money on Mr. Da these years? Which one is not a liar? Just now, I was cheated by the master master, don't you think my son has not been misfortune enough?" ?”

The woman looked at the old man from time to time while talking, her tone was full of complaints and resentment, obviously drinking the talisman paper water was not the first time the old man acted like a demon.

The third uncle was robbed of his confession, and suddenly felt that he was humiliated by the junior, and shouted: "Isn't this also for Mingming's sake? How else can I harm him? Just now when Jianguo used a stick to hit someone's child's leg It’s true, no one would break Jianguo Jianguo’s hands when they touched it, which means that the master is indeed different from other big gentlemen, and has real skills! Which big gentleman hired by your family before has such great skills?”

No matter how capable I am, I can't break the arm of a strong man in the air. Please believe in science and I thank you.

Although Ji Baba didn't know what happened to the man's hand, Ji Baba was still very angry when his dream was disturbed early in the morning, and he didn't intend to get involved with this family any more. quarrel, directly issued an order to evict the guests, "Go, go, go, I am a liar, you go away quickly, so as not to be cheated by me."

Ji Xiaoxiao also followed behind, spitting fiercely at the old man, "Puff puff puff puff——"

This is a bad habit developed by Ji Xiaoxiao since he was a child. He would spit at anyone who disliked him. When he was a child, the neighbor's aunt insisted on hugging him, so he pouted and spit at others. When he grew up, the teacher gave him test papers. He spat at the teacher in a very small amount. If it was bigger, Ji Xiaoxiao would grow into a heartthrob Mary Suji. Almost all the children in the village in the city couldn't help but blush when they saw the pure and beautiful Ji Xiaoxiao. Heart beating, the love letter was put away in a drawer at only thirteen or fourteen, Ji Xiaoxiao was so annoyed that when she met those dirty little boys who came to confess her love, she spat in disgust.

This dead chicken, if it wasn't for being cute, he would have been beaten to death long ago.

The old man was still holding his grandson, and was sprayed by Ji Xiaoxiao's saliva, and was about to get angry when Mingming in his arms suddenly let out an extremely strange scream, "Ah—""

What makes people shudder is that the little boy didn't open his mouth when he screamed, and his eyes remained motionless, looking straight ahead of him.

The woman was pleasantly surprised by her son's sudden voice, she didn't care about her son's abnormal state, she jumped up and hugged him excitedly, "You, you can talk—oh!"

The woman also yelled, and saw the boy's face and hair suddenly ignited with point-like blue flames. The woman was terrified, and she was at a loss to put out these flames, "What, what's going on!? It's a fire! !? Come on, come on, come on! Put out the fire!"

It took only a few breaths from Mingming's scream to the strange flame burning on his body, a few timid ones threw things away, stumbled and ran away, "Haunting, haunting——"

All the people present were stunned by the sudden scene in front of them, they didn't dare to breathe, no one dared to step forward, and retreated outside the courtyard of Ji's house.

Ji Baba was the only one left in the yard.

The fire on the boy's face could not be extinguished. The woman hugged him and smelled the smell of her hair being burnt, but the boy still looked dull and unconscious. The boy's face, clothes and hair were not damaged, but All of them suffered burns to varying degrees.

No matter how much they hate feudal superstition, Mingming's parents know how weird what happened in front of them. The man who was holding a kitchen knife more than ten minutes ago suddenly knelt down to Ji Baba with a plop, and knocked his head on the ground loudly, "Daddy!" Sir, we were wrong just now! Please let my child go! Please, Mr. Da, please!" After a few strokes, the man's forehead was knocked bloody by the bluestone slabs in the yard.

Ji Baba hurriedly covered his son's eyes, and took his son to hide in a direction where the man could not kowtow, yelling anxiously, "What are you doing, you!? Why are you kowtowing to me? I didn't set your son on fire. of!"

The woman also knelt and moved over at this time, and kowtowed to Ji Baba together, crying, "We were wrong, we were wrong, Mr. Da begs you to save my son!"

The whole family knelt and cried together in the yard, no matter how they looked at the scene in front of them, they were very worried.

Ji Baba locked Ji Xiaoxiao, whose legs were trembling with fright, into the room, fished out his own thing from the tricycle, and said to the family on the ground, "Stay away, I'll try!"

In fact, Ji Baba was also trying to drive the ducks to the shelves. He was at a loss as to why the child fell asleep and his face suddenly burst into flames. It was the first time he had seen such an unscientific scene, like the group of people poking around outside the door.

To be honest, Ji Baba's legs were also a little weak, and his heart was beating like a drum.

The method on the piece of paper he gave earlier is the method of how to distinguish children who are late in speech, which is clearly recorded in the "Yin Yang Distinguishing Qi and Real Dragon Li Qi Jing".

After ruling out the possibility of physiological problems, the most likely possibility for Xiaoer Yuchi is to be possessed by spirits or ghosts. The yin and yang between heaven and earth are disordered at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and the power of spirits to possess them is greatly weakened. People can hear what other people are saying.

At this time, ask the possessed child if he can speak. If he gets an affirmative answer, it means that the possessed child is probably just a sparrow or something. All the words the child has spoken since birth have been eaten by these dead spirits. If there is no answer, it is very likely that the ghosts are haunted, and the resentment is extremely heavy. Even in the middle of the night, the power of their possession will not decrease a bit.

Ji Baba didn't know what kind of thing made the mess. He took out two blue and white bowls and plates with gaps and put them in front of the child who was still burning. The old man and other family members had already retreated far away, expecting and anxious looked at the two of them.

The woman even crossed herself and whispered God bless ==

Ji Baba cut his finger with the notch, sprinkled his own blood on all the dishes, and then knocked on one of the bowls with a chopstick, making a crisp sound: ding——

Different from the ordinary sound of knocking on the bowl, this sound of 'ding' was very rhythmic, and the fire on the child's face flickered a few times, and it actually burned even more!

The family members who witnessed everything not far away almost passed out.

Ji Baba was also taken aback. When he looked at the child's face again, there were faint signs of burns, but this burn was completely different from ordinary burns. As the fire intensified, the child's face seemed to be cracked. Slowly, there was a black air slowly lingering.

Ji Baba was cruel, and knocked a few more times, faster and faster, the fire seemed to be blowing up with the wind, burning silently and violently.

Suddenly the blue flame rose suddenly, and rushed all over the child's body. The woman cried and wanted to rush over, but was held back by the two men behind her, "Just trust Mr. Big once!"

The child who had been motionless and stared at the sky slowly began to move. His hands moved up and down unconsciously, his burnt mouth was also moving, and his hair was slowly getting shorter.

It was the first time for several neighbors to see such an unscientific scene. They were both excited and scared, and bravely crowded around the door to watch, "Hurry up, take out your phone, it must be big news if you take it online!"