Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Baba, who was thousands of miles away, didn't know that his stomach was being missed.I haven't seen Feng Zhen's figure recently, and his feet are almost healed, but Feng Ling's dead face has never let him go out to set up a stall.

"I said, get out of the way." Ji Baba pushed the tricycle out of the yard, Feng Ling stood on the threshold with a cold face and refused to move, Ji Baba resisted the urge to beat him to death with the front of the car, and repeated, "Get out of the way!"

"The God King has a decree, let me watch you during his return to the island, and you can't go anywhere."

"Fuck-fart! My legs are on my body, I can go wherever I want, what do you care about the king of gods!?"

Feng Ling didn't speak, and stood on the threshold, motionless like a god.

Ji Baba hit his calf with the front of the car like a rock, and couldn't help shouting angrily, "Will you give way, will you give way, if you don't give way, I will say that you molested me when your god king comes back!"

"Cough, cough, cough, cough——" Feng Ling's breathing was stagnant, he took a breath of cool air, and coughed frantically. Ji Baba took the opportunity to push him away and led the tricycle to run, Feng Ling grabbed his tricycle bucket , said with difficulty: "cough cough, no, no, Guiyu now, cough cough cough execution against the party, cough cough cough god king is afraid that the remnants of the reverse party will be bad for you cough cough cough cough." He took a tickle and scratched it, but he still wanted to speak, and Feng Ling burst into tears because of the discomfort.

"What!?" Ji Baba turned his head abruptly, "Rebel!?" He kicked off the tricycle, grabbed Feng Ling's shoulder and asked repeatedly: "What, what rebel!? Is it a traitor? Someone wants to kill Ah Zhen? "

Feng Ling coughed for a long time before she regained her strength. She realized that she had slipped her words, so she tightly closed her mouth and did not speak again. No matter how much Ji Baba sprayed, tore and scratched, she just remained motionless.

Ji Baba pointed at him, "You're done for, I'll ask him to remove you from your rank and dismiss your officials when your God King comes back! I'll make you mad at me!"

Feng Ling turned her head to one side, thinking that the Divine King is not the kind of monarch who doesn't know right from wrong.

Unable to ask questions, and unable to set up a stall, Ji Baba wandered around the main room anxiously and angrily.

No wonder there is no news about the scumbag these days. It turned out that there was a fire at home, and he dared to run away without telling me, pretending that I didn't exist!He kept saying he wanted Lao Tzu to forgive him, yet he dared to lie to Lao Tzu!When you come back, I will definitely pluck your hair!

Ji Baba cursed in his heart for a while, and then began to worry about the rebellious party that Fengling said, the rebellious party... Isn't the rebellious party a traitor? Could it be some shit like a scumbag? A traitor appeared in the temple?Maybe the group of traitors even trained killers to deal with the scumbag, and stabbed him while he was sleeping and taking a shower—no, no, no, there must be many guards in the scumbag’s palace... What if the group of rebels used beauty tricks! ?If the scumbag is fooled—well, then he will die.

Ji Baba was thinking left and right in his heart, fidgeting, because there was a rebellion, so he was not allowed to go out, but Xiaoxiao! ?

Yes, Xiaoxiao still goes to school every day! ?

As if seeing Ji Baba's anxiety and doubts, Feng Ling took the initiative to say: "You don't have to worry about your highness, Master Long Er who follows your highness is pure and rich in spiritual power, and can live with a god king. There should be no one in this world It can hurt the little Highness... Besides, the little Highness is not the flesh and blood of the God King, and they probably won't spend energy to deal with the Little Highness."

Not the flesh and blood of the God King! ?

Hearing this, Ji Baba almost jumped up to fight Feng Ling.

Let you slander Lao Tzu's innocence!

Immediately he realized that even Xiaoxiao himself didn't know that Xiaoxiao was Fengzhen's child, let alone Fengzhen's subordinate.

The relationship between him and Feng Zhen, in the eyes of outsiders, isn't it just a widower with an oil bottle who has fallen in love with the noble Phoenix God King?

Ji Baba glared at Feng Ling, staring at Feng Ling inexplicably.

He clearly explained it clearly, why is he still being glared at by this little chick?Wronged.

Ji Baba asked again, "Is there really anything wrong with Feng? Are there many rebels? Can he beat those people?"

"Judging from the current news from the palace, the rebellious party has almost been executed." Feng Ling, who was specially instructed by the God King not to scare the God Queen, did not say how to execute, but said lightly : "The God King is now arranging the remaining matters, and he should be back in a few days. You just need to take care of yourself and your highness."

It was the first time I heard someone call my little ones "Little Highness" one by one, Ji Baba felt awkward, "You are right...but you don't have to call my little one your Highness, just Just call Xiao Xiao."

Feng Ling had a dead face, and she acquiesced in not saying anything.

Ji Baba observed him for 2 minutes, and suddenly had some doubts in his heart, "Your surname is also Feng, are you scum—is Feng really a relative?"

"No."

"Then why is your surname Feng?"

"A thousand years ago, the King of God picked up the subordinate in Dongyu Fanggui Mountain. At that time, the subordinate didn't have a name yet, so the King of God gave his subordinate this name."

In Fenghuang Guiyu, it is extremely honorable to be named by the god king himself. Although Feng Zhen was not the Phoenix god king at the time, Feng Ling, who had a name for the first time, still vowed to follow the then eldest prince Feng Zhen for the rest of his life. Never die.

"Huh?" Ji Baba wondered, "So you're not Phoenix?"

Feng Ling patiently explained: "The only people on Fenghuang Guiyu Island who are the God King and the Presbyterian Church are giant-winged phoenixes."

"So few? Then why is it still called Fenghuang Guiyu...Where are Fengzhen's parents? Does he have...children?" Even though he knew that Fengzhen was unlikely to have children with others, Ji Baba still thought about it carefully. Other people's mouths determine this matter.

"I don't know much about this. The god king is an ancient god race, and it is normal for the number to be rare. However, it is said that most of Guiyu Island were giant-winged phoenixes 1 years ago. They were all sealed because of a war. After taking the throne, the previous kings must leave Fenghuang and return to the Isle. As for where the previous king and queen went, this subordinate does not know, you may need to ask the god king yourself." He glanced at Ji Baba who was pretending to be normal, and then Said: "The god king has no children, and he has no concubines except you."

Ji Baba heaved a sigh of relief, his expression relaxed obviously, and he grasped the point and asked, "War?"

Feng Ling shook her head, "I've only heard about the battle of the gods 1 years ago, and maybe not many people know the details."

Apart from the giant-winged phoenix clan, the fairy monsters of other races on Fenghuanggui Island can only live for a few thousand years at most. Except for the old antiques of the Presbyterian Church, even the god king probably didn't know about the disaster 1 years ago.

"That..." Ji Baba asked gossipingly, "If you are not Phoenix, then what race are you?" Afraid that Feng Ling would not say anything, Ji Baba said again, "Don't worry, I don't discriminate against people. You who belong to the Xiaoqiang family are also very handsome Xiaoqiang!" The difference in spiritual strength was so great that Ji Baba couldn't tell what kind of monster this Bingshan boy had turned into.

You son of a bitch, you belong to the small powerhouse!

Feng Ling gritted her teeth, tried to keep calm, and said word by word: "This subordinate is not a thank you from the Xiaoqiang clan. The original form of this subordinate is a colorful giant tiger, belonging to the Shanhu clan."

"Tiger!" Ji Baba's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he said earnestly, "You are a big tiger? Can you... see your real shape!? I haven't seen a real big tiger yet!" Liangqian Zong Zoo Too poor, there are no tigers, lions, pandas, these star animals. A few years ago, there was a sick tiger that was so thin that it couldn't even bark. It passed away last year. I don't know how many argumentative essays I wrote.

"Original form?" Feng Ling suddenly became vigilant, covering his whole body with a layer of defense, carefully sizing up Ji Baba, fearing that he would pounce on him and forcibly beat him back to his original form.

Ji Baba was afraid that he would think he was being impolite, so he quickly jumped off the chair and turned back to his original shape. The yellow ball chicken bounced around on the ground, and said courteously: "Look, this is mine! Now it's your turn!"

Feng Ling stood up abruptly, rubbed her nose, clasped her fists at the little yellow chicken on the ground, bowed and said, "This subordinate will go outside and search around to see if there are any remnants of rebellion!" He ran away in a hurry, leaving only the ball chicken on the ground with a pair of innocent and bewildered black bean eyes, and it took a long time to realize, "Hey, hey, grasshopper?"

Isn't it just to see the truth, what's there to avoid! ?

Are all the people on Guiyu Island so hypocritical?Feng Zhen doesn't want to pick up the wallet in the trash can, Feng Ling doesn't understand etiquette at all, she has seen his original form but she doesn't want to reciprocate...

Compared with Ji Baba's forced "house arrest" days, Ji Xiaoxiao is much better. Although the kind teacher Wu has become moody, Ji Xiaoxiao has not offended her for the time being, and has never met her before in class. That kind of blatant targeting, Ji Xiaoxiao didn't care much about his popularity, as long as he didn't squeeze him out in front of him, he didn't care.

Every day after class, Long Er came to him with a bunch of snacks, and within a few days fed Ji Xiaoxiao fatter.

With a popsicle in her mouth, Ji Xiaoxiao looked at Long Er several times in dissatisfaction. Long Er was inexplicably stared at by him, "What do you think I am..."

Ji Xiaoxiao stretched out her white and tender arms, and complained dissatisfiedly, "It looks like I've gained a lot of weight in the past few days!" He's so chubby, the kind that makes people want to rub his chubby face when they see him.Long Er stared at his exposed arm, couldn't help stretching out his hand to touch it, and said absentmindedly: "I just like that you are fat and soft to the touch."

Fortunately, Ji Xiaoxiao was simple-minded and didn't think wrongly. He smiled sweetly, showing two small gaping teeth, "Huahua also said so."

In the past few days, Long Er's "delivery" and occasional cement work have earned three to four thousand. He planned to buy a beautiful mobile phone for Xiaoxiao, but after seeing the pancake stand at the school gate in the morning, he changed I came up with an idea and planned to earn more money to buy my wife a four-piece fruit set that was very popular among my classmates.

However, he doesn't plan to share any of these, because this is his responsibility as a husband!

After feeding his wife, Long Er reluctantly went back to his classroom.Ji Xiaoxiao wiped her hands with a paper towel, and was about to turn around and throw away the snack bag when a few strange female students suddenly appeared behind him, startling him.

"You, who are you?"

Several female classmates looked at me and I looked at you, and finally they half dragged and half dragged out a tall girl hiding behind them, and kept urging her: "Hurry up, everyone is here, you Ask yourself!"

The tall girl let out a cry of surprise, covered her face and hid back. The others didn't allow her to be a coward, so she pushed her out again, and said to Ji Xiaoxiao, "Ji Xiaoxiao, her name is Mao Lin, I want to find someone Do me a favor, are you free now?"

Ji Xiaoxiao really didn't bother to talk to people he didn't know, and the awkwardness of these people made Ji Xiaoxiao feel bad. He reflexively said vigilantly: "No time."

"Uh..." The long-haired girl who spoke was choked, and quickly said in a soft manner, "Don't be afraid, we are all junior high school seniors, here are our student ID cards," the girl took out The student ID card flashed in front of him, and then asked cautiously: "Is Long Er your cousin?"

Hearing that they actually mentioned Long Er, Ji Xiaoxiao frowned even deeper, and replied gruffly: "So what?"

"We, Mao Lin, have a letter I would like to ask you to give to your cousin, can you do me a favor?" The long-haired girl took out a pink envelope from the tall girl's bag, and stuffed it firmly into Ji Xiaoxiao's hand. In the middle of the day, he thought he was cute, "Brave boy, this is a confidential document related to world peace, please be sure to hand it over to the leader!"

With a timid attitude and a pink envelope, he knew what it was. Ji Xiaoxiao made an unexpected move. He threw the envelope in his hand to the ground and stared at the girls. He yelled, "Don't hand it in! Croak!"

After shouting, he strode angrily into the classroom.Several girls were dumbfounded, and then the tall girl covered her face and ran away crying. The other girls pointed at Ji Xiaoxiao and scolded, "If you don't help, you won't help. Why are you insulting people? Are you a man?"

Ji Xiaoxiao slammed the physics book on the table heavily, making a loud noise. He didn't even look at the girls outside the window, and countered with a chubby face: "Who insulted people!? Who told you to put things away?" Forced it into my hand? Do I want it? I'm not as polite as you!"

"Then why don't you just give it back to us!? Why throw it on the ground? I owe you!" Throw it away?"

"Is it exhausting to ask you to help deliver something? I think you are just jealous that your cousin is more popular than you and handsome! Narrow-minded little Luthor!"

"Bounce!"

"Uncultured! You don't know how to humble girls at all! Are you still a man?"

"Bounce back bounce back!"

Ji Xiaoxiao was not as quick-spoken as the other party, no matter what these people said, he would say "rebound", and he became very angry. After a few girls left angrily, some good things in the class came up and asked Ji Xiaoxiao what was wrong.

Ji Xiaoxiao replied blankly: "It's nothing."

"Why did you get angry just now? I've never seen you lose your temper. Like a primary school student, you bounced back hahahaha."

The classmate probably thought it was funny, hiahiahia laughed non-stop, and after a while seeing Ji Xiaoxiao still looked like a dead person, he coughed twice, stopped laughing, and pushed Ji Xiaoxiao's shoulder, "What's wrong with you?" , isn’t it just to ask you to send a love letter, anyway, it’s your cousin, who stays at your house for food and lodging, so it’s just a matter of extending a hand and saying a word, why do you react so strongly?”

Someone answered, "Don't you have a crush on that senior sister?"

Ji Xiaoxiao turned around and scolded: "Get out of here!"

Some people also came up to say 'fair words', "I didn't say classmate Ji Xiaoxiao, you were really rude just now, and you suddenly exploded, and we were all confused by you."

"Yes, yes, if you don't send it, you won't give it away. You knocked the girl's love letter on the ground, and you are still a senior in high school. You made everyone cry..."

"I think you should apologize to her."

"That senior sister seems to be the belle of Class [-], Grade [-], and you are too..."

Ji Xiaoxiao was surrounded by his classmates and 'reproved', as if he had really done something bad and asked him to apologize, even Gao Yong sent him a small note asking What happened to him, suddenly moody.

Ji Xiaoxiao endured a class, and finally couldn't help it when she saw Long Er during the break.

This is a class break, Ji Xiaoxiao's eyes were red, and her mouth was so pouted that she could hang an oil pot, she dragged Long Er to find a secluded place and started crying, Long Er hugged him and kissed and coaxed him for a long time Only then calmed down.Ji Xiaoxiao told what happened while belching tears.

"They all asked me to apologize to others, but I didn't want to go."

Long Er hugged him and coaxed him clumsily, "If you don't go, you won't go, don't cry my wife, my father-in-law will scold me when he sees it."

"I don't want to help her send you love letters."

"Uh..." Long Er scratched his head, "What is a love letter?"

Ji Xiaoxiao raised her teary eyes and glanced at him, "It's just a red paper bag with 'I like you' written on it."

"Is it this one?" Long Er took out two familiar pink envelopes from his pocket. Ji Xiaoxiao immediately pulled them over when he saw them, swept away his aggrieved expression just now, and tugged at Long Er's lapel and asked viciously: "What is this?" Where did it come from again!! Tell me honestly!"

"Uh... I found it on the table in the morning. I thought someone lost it, and I planned to wait for the head teacher to come to hand it to him in the next class. It turned out that it was specially given to me—Xiao Xiao, it was written in it." Is it 'I like you'?"

Ji Xiaoxiao believed that he was asking the question knowingly, and said in a rough voice: "Are you curious!? If you open it and read it yourself, you will know what is written!?" Ji Xiaoxiao thought that Long Er would throw the letter in a very polite manner. He tried to coax himself, but this guy actually opened one of the letters in front of him!

Inside is a piece of sky blue letter paper exuding the smell of light perfume. The background of the letter paper is the blue sky and white clouds. Below it is a pair of cartoon men and women sitting on a double heart with an arrow piercing their mouths. The content is very direct and bold. The letter paper is In the center, three English words 'iloveu' were written in red cursive characters, and then I wrote my phone number and name in the corner in beautiful lowercase letters.

"Ailauyu." Just a few days after learning English, Long Er pronounced the three words with a very blunt accent.

When Ji Xiaoxiao heard this, he immediately became furious, even he himself didn't know why he would be angry. Just when he was about to get angry, Long Er suddenly hugged him, bent down and pressed against his forehead, and looked into his big dazed eyes , said in a deep voice: "Xiao Xiao, Elauyu."

Ji Xiaoxiao turned into a boiled Australian giant Bolong

Fortunately, the class bell rang, and Ji Xiaoxiao pushed Long Er away, "What do you know if you love Lawuyou or not? I'm going back to class!" Ji Xiaoxiao turned around and ran back The front teaching building.

Long Er looked at the back of him fleeing in a hurry, scratched his hair, and said to himself very puzzled: "I still don't understand..."

The moment Ji Xiaoxiao had a seizure, it was considered that the girls had completely lost their idea of ​​finding a breakthrough from him. Long Er looked cold and unapproachable, while his cousin Ji Xiaoxiao was chubby. , always smiling foolishly, the girls thought that they would not be rejected particularly harshly if they passed the love letter from him to Long Er, but they didn't expect that Ji Xiaoxiao would be so ungentlemanly, and she would call someone else's letter in front of her senior sister. Throwing away the love letter is worse than handing it directly to Long Er.

Although Ji Xiaoxiao threw the love letter in front of his face, although it was not pleasant to say, it saved a lot of trouble, and no one dared to come up rashly and ask him to help deliver the love letter to 'cousin'.

It's just that every day when Long Eryi comes back, the first thing he does is to go up and look through his pockets to see if there are any other 'Ailaoyu' coveting Long Er.

Long Er graciously let him turn over, and took advantage of the opportunity to hold his wife to treat his teeth, feeling very happy.

"Father-in-law, do you know how to make pancakes?" Finally, the proprietress gave Long Er a break at noon today, and the two little ones could finally sit down and have a meal together, but Long Er asked Ji Baba a strange question.

Now when he heard Long Er calling his father-in-law again, Ji Baba didn't respond at all. He wiped the sweat of his greasy son, and asked strangely, "Why are you asking this? You want to sell pancakes?"

Long Er nodded seriously, "En."

Ji Baba almost laughed, "You really are a big kid, selling pancakes and fruits, thank you for thinking it out, let me tell you, I paid all the tuition fees for you, you have to study hard for me, don't worry about earning money beforehand , Come back early at night and let Xiaoxiao help you review your homework, don't unload cement or anything, how old are you?"

When Ji Baba saw this kid come back in cement dust that day, he thought he had gone to dig coal. Later, when he asked, this kid found a work-study job at school, and he helped others unload six cars outside. Cement, earned more than 2000 yuan.

Ji Baba was still very touched by the fact that he gave Xiaoxiao all the money for cement unloading and 'food delivery'.

The little stinky rogue, he doesn't look very good, but he is kind of sincere towards his family...

Seeing that his father-in-law disagreed, Long Er didn't mention it again. He passed by a pancake stand during class in the afternoon. He took the little two and a half older children to watch the boss's pancake stall for more than ten minutes without blinking. The boss thought they were greedy. Seeing that the two little things were pitiful, one of them made a pancake for them and said generously, "Take it and eat it, you are so pitiful."

Knowing that he had misunderstood, Long Er quickly took out ten yuan from his pocket to give to the boss, took a bite of the fruit, and immediately filled his mouth with fragrance, "We have money."

The uncle waved his hands again and again, and didn't want to say anything. Long Er was too embarrassed to peek any further, and dragged Ji Xiaoxiao away.

"You really want to sell pancakes." Ji Xiaoxiao looked at Long Er suspiciously while eating pancakes.

Long Er rubbed his soft fur, "Well, I'll buy you a fruit phone if I make money."

Ji Xiaoxiao's face was slightly red, showing a standard grin, "Thank you."

Long Er's face also turned red, his eyes drifted away, but he didn't dare to look at Ji Xiaoxiaoshui's big eyes, "No, no thanks, are you my wife..."

The first class in the afternoon was Wu Mei's class. It was a time when she was sleepy during the day, but Wu Mei's temperament had changed a lot recently, and she took them to study hard. The most common sentence she said every day was that next week's monthly exam would be the top three in the grade. They look good.

What a good idea she didn't say.

Then she started asking the students to recite the text, and Ji Xiaoxiao's hands were shaking with fright. Originally, he had time to recite the text at noon, but he was delayed by accompanying Long Er to watch people make pancakes. Now his mind is blank.

"Ji Xiaoxiao, you start reciting from 'Huanglan Kuiyu first came to Xi, Zhaoxi Yu was praised: the name Yu is Zhengzhenxi, and the character Yu is Lingjun'. Others are not allowed to remind. I get out and stand."

It's over, I can't remember a word!

Ji Xiaoxiao stood up tremblingly, and was about to stretch out her hand to let Wu Mei beat her, when suddenly there was a sharp siren of an ambulance outside the window.Wu Mei's complexion changed, and she ran out. She didn't come back for more than 30 minutes of class, and Ji Xiaoxiao seemed to have escaped death, wishing to kneel down and thank the uncle who drove the ambulance.But after class, he didn't think so anymore, because an explosive news spread in the No. [-] Middle School. Liu Xiaoxiu, the Chinese teacher in the fast class, suddenly collapsed on the podium and was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment. His life and death are still uncertain.

In the third class in the afternoon, Wu Mei brought a policeman to the class and asked them if anyone had been to the office of the language group upstairs at noon, or had seen anyone go to the office of the language group.

The students all shook their heads. Someone had the guts to ask how Mr. Liu was doing. The policeman sighed and said, "We are still trying to rescue you. You should study at ease first. We will do our best to find out the cause of Mr. Liu's injury! If you have any unusual clues or situations about Mr. Liu, you can call me and tell me, if you don’t want people to know that you said it, don’t worry, Uncle Police will keep it secret for you.” He turned around and wrote a series of phone numbers on the blackboard Number.

He didn't say the reason why Mr. Liu was sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, but the students panicked even more and gathered together to guess what happened to Mr. Liu.

There are so many Chinese teachers in the school, Liu Xiaoxiu is famous not only for her excellent teaching skills, but also because she is very strict in class, often beats, scolds or physically punishes students, and has been complained many times by the parents of the students. The name is Miejue Shitai. When it comes to Liu Xiaoxiu, many students may be confused, but when it comes to No. [-] Middle School Miejue Shitai, it is well-known in all high schools in Liangqianzong.

However, because of her good grades in teaching, treating all students equally and being responsible, everyone is not purely disgusted with her.

Such a famous teacher, who was under 30 years old, suddenly fell down on the podium. According to the students in the fast class, Teacher Liu was foaming at the mouth and twitching all over his body as if he had been electrified, which made many girls cry .

After the police left, Wu Mei also left in a hurry, the discussion in the class became louder, and everyone didn't care about reading. Ji Xiaoxiao heard everyone say 'zombies', 'evil', and 'ghost upper body'. The more she listened, the more frightened she became. , Covering your ears and trying hard not to listen to those random guesses.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of the third period, the principal announced on the radio that school would be dismissed after the third period was over today. The class teachers counted the students' mobile phone numbers, and the class resumption time will be announced later.

Although they were very happy in their hearts, no one dared to show it. Everyone hurriedly packed up their things and filed out of the classroom. Ji Xiaoxiao waited until Long Er came to pick him up before tightly holding his big hand and saying: "I'm afraid... ..."

Everyone in the classroom was gone, Long Er touched Ji Xiaoxiao's back, and Ji Xiaoxiao turned into a bulging ball chicken, with panic-stricken black bean eyes, watching with grievance and accusation. Touching Long Er, "Grasshopper! Why did you change me back to my original form!"

Long Er held Ji Xiaoxiao in his hands like holding some kind of treasure, brought it to his mouth and kissed it, "Does this make you feel more secure?"

The big hand holding him was warm and dry, neither soft nor hard, and the small paws stepped on his palm very comfortably, with fingers blocking all around, it was indeed much more at ease.

Ji Xiaoxiao rubbed against his fingertips, "Take me home."

It's only after four o'clock in the afternoon, and the road is full of flirting students. Some female students noticed that the newly promoted school girl actually held a chick in her hand, and they all eagerly wanted to come over to strike up a conversation.

"Student, why are you holding a chick?" The girl with braids boldly followed Long Er's pace, reaching out to poke the bulging Ji Xiaoxiao.

Ji Xiaoxiao Heidou narrowed her eyes slightly, pointed at her braided fingers, opened her chicken mouth, and sprayed her a mouthful of saliva, "Pfft!"

The girl quickly withdrew her hand and shouted in amazement: "My God, your chick vomited!"

Her words were too ambiguous, a group of boys behind them laughed maliciously, their braids blushed instantly, Long Er couldn't bear to see her as a little girl being teased by others, turned around and turned coldly at the smirking boys behind her Said: "Go away."

Twisted Braid said to Long Er with a grateful expression, "Thank you."

This time something went wrong, Long Er suddenly smelled a strange smell, and then dripping water dripped down between his fingers, Long Er hurriedly looked down at Ji Xiaoxiao in his hand, and saw that he was holding a thin The thin little chicken leg was urinating in his palm with an angry face, and the cock comb stood upright on the top of his head, obviously very angry.

Long Eryi didn't understand Ji Xiaoxiao's explosive point for a while, and the braid pointed at Ji Xiaoxiao and screamed, "Oh my god, is it peeing, it's so cute!"

"Puff puff puff——" Ji Xiaoxiao didn't forget to spit on the twist braid while urinating, but unfortunately, his round body and yellow fluffy hair made all his actions harmless, not just the twist braid I think it's cute, even Long Er wants to find a place where no one is around...become the original shape...and lick the chubby Ji Xiaoxiao over and over again.

"Can I touch it?" Twisted Braid made a formal request. I thought Long Er would readily agree, but I didn't want Long Er's expression to change, and he refused coldly, "No."

Smelly rascal, why should my wife be touched by you if she is so cute?

The braided braid didn't give up, and started to find another topic to get close to Long Er, "Oh classmate, do you know that we have class tomorrow?"

"do not know."

"What's wrong with Teacher Liu? I heard people say that she has epilepsy. Isn't this a congenital disease? Why do we have to suspend classes accordingly?"

"do not know."

"Do you know the shofar wind? I heard that it's scary when you draw it. It will bite your tongue off!"

"...I don't know." Actually, Long Er was quite curious, but Long Er, who got Ji Xiaoxiao angrily, was afraid that Ji Xiaoxiao would drown his hands if he said one more word to Twist Braid—— I don't know where such a small ball can get so much urine.

Afterwards, no matter what the girl said, Long Er would use the three-character scripture to deal with it. Today, the conversation really reached a dead end, and the braid finally retreated, and said goodbye to Long Er at the next crossroads.

"Hmph!" Ji Xiaoxiao let out a dissatisfied voice. Long Er kissed him on the head, took out a tissue from his pocket and put it on his hand, and asked Ji Xiaoxiao to sit on it. If you wet your urine, sit on the paper first, then go home and wash it off."

"Hum!" Ji Xiaoxiao hummed heavily, lying comfortably on the soft toilet paper, and took a little nap.

Ji Baba was watching TV at home boredly, when he saw Long Er coming back with a ball chicken, he thought something was wrong, and quickly took his precious son over, only to smell a son's unique smell of urine ==

"Ji Xiaoxiao, I'm warning you, next time you pee anywhere with your eyes open, be careful and I'll beat you up!"

Long Er couldn't see his daughter-in-law being scolded, so he defended his wife like a dog: "In my hands, it doesn't count as anywhere."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Ji Baba remembered and asked, "Why did you come back so early?"

Long Er told the whole story of what happened in the school, and Ji Baba was also puzzled, "The shofar? The teacher sent out the shofar. Why are all the students in your school on vacation?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a local news was broadcast on TV: At 27:04 pm on xx, xx, xxxx, Liangqianzong No. 30 middle school rocket class teacher Liu Moumou was sent to Liangqianzong for suspected epileptic seizures on the podium. The first hospital rescued. After the doctor's examination, Liu Moumou may have eaten food containing meth by mistake. For the safety of the teachers and students in the school, the police have blocked the canteen of the No. [-] Middle School. The No. [-] Middle School will suspend classes at [-]:[-] in the afternoon. The specific resumption time indefinite……

canteen! ?

Piqiuji stood up all of a sudden, the father and son looked at each other in blank dismay, and the fish was poking! ?

Fortunately, Yu Diabo came back 5 minutes later, and Ji Baba hurriedly grabbed him and asked, "I heard that your cafeteria has been seized? Is it true?!"

Yu Po was full of thoughts, nodded and said, "Yes, a lot of policemen came this afternoon and asked us for a long time, only me and a few colleagues came back...Brother Wu and the others were taken to the detention center."

He came back to fetch things for Wu Buhui, and he heard that he would record a statement overnight, so he didn't know what the conditions were like inside.

Seeing that Yu Diaoba was fine, Ji Baba heaved a sigh of relief, "It's good that you're fine, what are you taking, are you going to be in there for a long time?"

"I don't know...the police didn't say anything. By the way, I saw Yang Chen. It seems that more than half of the police force in the city has arrived."

The law and order of Liangqianzong has always been very good. This kind of suspected campus poisoning incident is already considered a major case, and its special nature is likely to cause panic among teachers and students. It is necessary to solve the case as soon as possible.

Yu Bobo took a piece of thick clothes and toiletries and left in a hurry. Ji Baba patted his son's head worriedly, "You didn't eat anything from the cafeteria, did you?"

Ji Xiaoxiao shook her head, "Jiji, I only ate a bag of spicy sticks, it's from the canteen."

"Spicy sticks?" Ji Baba pinched his son to his nose and smelled it. There was indeed a smell of spicy sticks. do you know?"

"Painting is a lie. Before our school took us to visit the factory that makes spicy noodles. They obviously used machines to stir them, so they didn't step on them."

Well, the son is getting older and has gained a lot of knowledge. He can no longer be fooled by the old lady eating melon seeds and the old man stepping on spicy sticks. Ji Baba poked his son's round belly, "You can't eat it indiscriminately. What if I have diarrhea?"

It was rare for Ji Xiaoxiao to come back early, so Ji Baba simply pulled some leeks from the small vegetable bed in the yard to make dumplings. Ji Baba and Mian Ji Xiaoxiao and Long Er worked together to make stuffing, and the family of three sat around a low table while watching TV. While making leek dumplings in harmony.

"Long Er, how are you studying, can you keep up?" Ji Baba picked up a crookedly rolled leather and put it on the tiger's mouth in his left hand, scooped up a spoon full of stuffing, hugged his left hand with his right hand and squeezed it hard. The imperfect big fat dumpling is finished.

Long Er observed Ji Baba's movements carefully, and the dumplings made looked decent, he nodded, "It's not difficult to keep up."

"If you don't know, ask Xiaoxiao. Although his grades are not particularly good, he has studied in elementary and junior high schools, and he has a better foundation than you."

"En!"

Ji Xiaoxiao can only make one kind of dumpling. He calls himself flying saucer dumpling, but it is actually a disc dumpling made by putting some stuffing in the middle and kneading two dumpling skins together. A few flying saucers were messed up, Ji Baba tapped his head with chopsticks,