Who is the father of this egg! ?
Chapter 63
There was a heart-rending pain from the big toe, and Ji Baba was about to burst into tears. He tightly held Feng Zhen's arm, gritted his teeth and endured it. If Ji Xiaoxiao was not still watching, Ji Baba would really be able to cry.
The doctors who followed in the afternoon came in handy immediately, and they were pulled over in the middle of the night to see Ji Baba's big brother.
Seven or eight people worked around Ji Baba's little white feet for more than ten minutes. Ji Baba was very uncomfortable. The doctor wanted to apply medicine to him, but Ji Baba was so excited that he almost kicked him out.
"I'll do it myself, why don't I just apply a lotion, I'll put it on myself." Ji Baba reached out to reach for the lotion in the doctor's hand.
"I'll do it." Feng Zhen took the potion, unscrewed the bottle cap clumsily, and with a shake of his hand, half of the potion was poured on the bed, and a map was drawn on the white sheet.
There were too many people present, Ji Baba couldn't open his mouth to scold Feng Zhen, he just complained: "Why are you so careless, you..."
The appearance of His Majesty the noble God King holding a chick's foot and applying medicine carefully and being blamed made Feng Ling beside him very unacceptable. Open your mouth to complain about the king of gods, is this little chicken spirit impatient?Why did the God King tolerate him so much?
After a lot of tossing, Ji Xiaoxiao even yawned several times and couldn't open his eyes. Ji Baba felt sorry for his son, and after driving away the idlers, he, Ji Xiaoxiao and Feng Zhen were left in the room.
"Did you bring these doctors here from Renhe Hospital?" Renhe Hospital is more than half an hour's drive away from Ji Baba's house. After Feng Zhen appeared, the doctors rushed over within a few minutes, so they must have been there a long time ago. It's around here.
"Yes, we can let them go back when Ji Shisi's doctor comes over."
Ji Baba didn't know what to say, since it wasn't spending his money anyway, Feng Zhen could do whatever he wanted, and this also strengthened Ji Baba's belief that he wouldn't get back together with him. He and Feng Zhen used the four words popular on the Internet Said it was "the three views are inconsistent", Fengzhen's way of spending money is more painful than cutting flesh in his opinion, no matter how much money he has, he can't do it like this!
The toe was still in hot pain, and it didn't feel any better after applying the potion, but no matter what, it was Feng Zhen's kindness, Ji Baba still sincerely thanked, "Thank you today, where did Xiao Xiao find you. "
As soon as Ji Xiaoxiao regained her spirits, she opened her eyes and said, "I went to the yard to call out the bad uncle, and the bad uncle flew down from the sky. It's such a big, big black bird! It's so handsome."
Ji Baba glared at his son with dissatisfaction, "Uncle is just uncle, what kind of bad uncle, who taught you to shout like that? It's rude!" Then he looked at Feng Zhen suspiciously and said, "Flying down from the sky...? How does Xiao Xiao know Are you in the sky?"
Ji Xiaoxiao scratched her head, blinked her eyes and said: "I don't know... I just feel that the bad uncle seems to be around here, so I went out and shouted, Huahua, does your jiojio still hurt? Huh~"
There is a spiritual induction between the father and son of the giant winged phoenix, and the purer the spiritual energy, the stronger this induction will be.
Xiaoxiao is really his child, a child he has never cared about or loved, but they still have the unique feeling between father and son.
Ji Xiaoxiao's casual words brought Feng Zhen unprecedented sourness. Looking at his silly toothless son, he suddenly had the urge to let go of everything and be an ordinary father like Ji Baba. He wanted to let go I maintain my noble identity and status, and dote on the two treasures in front of me like an ordinary husband and father, for the rest of my life.
"King of God, Yaoben went to the Great Elder's mansion tonight." Feng Ling's words suddenly spread to his spiritual consciousness, and Feng Zhen's thoughts instantly returned from impossible fantasies, and the aura around him instantly cooled down. After Shili said a few words to Feng Ling, Ji Baba looked dissatisfied at Feng Zhen who had no intention of leaving, and said pointedly: "It's getting late, you should go back to sleep."
Feng Zhen sighed, stretched out his hand, hesitated a few times, but still didn't rub Ji Xiaoxiao's fur like Ji Baba did.
"Well, then I'll go back first, I might have something to do tomorrow, so I'll ask Feng Ling to send you to school."
Ji Baba couldn't help feeling disappointed, he tried not to show any displeasure, "Oh, it's okay, let Xiao Xiao ride to school by himself tomorrow, what does it matter if he goes to school by himself occasionally, Xiao Xiao is so old gone."
Ji Xiaoxiao's eyelids were almost glued together, and when he heard his father's words, he echoed in a daze: "Well...Xiaoxiao goes to school by herself..."
"Well, Xiao Xiao, you go back to sleep by yourself, Dad is going to rest, don't disturb him." Feng Zhen left after speaking.
Ji Baba and Ji Xiaoxiao didn't take Feng Zhen's words "go back to sleep" seriously. After Feng Zhen left, Ji Xiaoxiao put her head in her father's arms and fell asleep for two seconds. The son rang, and there was no dream until dawn, and Dad's pajamas were wet with the stinky bastard's saliva.
Originally, there is only one bedroom in Ji Baba's house, so where can I go when I go back to sleep?The halls are all occupied by fish dials.
The majestic Phoenix God King never thought that his 16-year-old son still sleeps with his father ==
Feng Zhen really didn't show up for the next week or so, if Feng Ling hadn't been following him step by step all day long, Ji Baba would have thought that this guy came to the world to tease him again.
Ji Baba injured his foot and couldn't go out to set up a stall, so he could only set up a table at the door of his house to do business with neighbors.Recently, the hairy dysentery family did not believe in Christianity and converted to Ji Baba. They greeted everyone as "Master Ji".
Because of Ji Baba's injury, Yu Po Dia temporarily let go of following Brother Wu, went to work every day, got up early to cook, and brought Ji Baba some canteen meals to deal with when he came back from work. Ji Baba ate in the school cafeteria for a few days , I found that it was not bad, and the sweet and sour pork ribs that were sour and astringent that day was just like heaven and earth, but Yu Diao Pao seemed to be in a low mood. I don’t know if he had a conflict with his brother Wu. Ji Baba didn’t agree When they came and went, although Wu Buhui hadn't met a few times, Ji Baba felt very uncomfortable inexplicably, he was gloomy, always squinting at people, and his expression for a certain moment was even a bit like Yao Anni who was crazy at the gate of the police station that day.
Ji Baba is not the parent of Yubobo, although he is worried, but there are some things that are hard to say, so it would be best for them to have their own conflicts and break up.
Regarding food, Feng Ling ordered him a food box from a five-star hotel at the beginning, three meals a day plus afternoon tea and supper, each meal was not the same, Ji Baba couldn't bear it at all, seeing the beautifully packaged but pitifully small portion The food box gave him a headache, he didn't know Fengling's specific identity on Shishiguiyu, he didn't ask much, he just told Fengling not to order it in a very serious tone, it was a waste of money.
Even though he was very dissatisfied with Ji Baba, who was full of pettiness, Feng Ling didn't dare not listen to him. After all, this was the first lover that the king of gods cared for in thousands of years. He was so precious that he could even ignore his half-grown son. Explain what, it means that the king of gods has been eaten to death by this stingy chicken, and if he doesn't want to be blown into pillows by the stingy chicken, then he must follow him and respect him as the future god queen, lest he really rise to the throne. Wear small shoes by yourself ==
Feng Zhen is not around, Ji Baba's life is unsatisfactory, and it is quite comfortable, but from time to time you can catch that stinky bastard Long Er hugging his little relative, and using dental treatment as an excuse, Ji Baba's head burst into anger Yan, but Long Er is a loach, and Ji Baba's legs are not convenient, so he runs away when he is found, and Ji Baba sneaks back again in a blink of an eye.He still eats at home with a shameless face, and bought several bags of [-] kilograms of rice.He is not the same as Feng Zhen, Feng Zhen does not need to eat, Long Er will be so hungry if he does not eat, he will eat at least half a bag of rice, and he looks like he has not eaten in [-] million years while holding the pot.
The rice is three yuan and five pounds. Ji Baba spent more than 100 yuan a day just to buy rice. The pain was so painful that he called Dinosaur Park and said that they had never lost dinosaur egg fossils. If they beat too much, they thought Ji Baba He was a liar, and he even said he would call the police, so Ji Baba was too scared to even make a phone call.He has been looking at train tickets and maps for the past few days, planning to go to Pangang Mountain to throw away Long Er when he is free, and help Chi Ling retrieve his memory by the way.
On this Friday, the school dismissed half an hour early, and Ji Xiaoxiao and Yu Pobo went home together at six o'clock, accompanied by Wu Mei, who was here to make a home visit.
Because of what happened to Yao Anni before, Ji Baba was slightly dissatisfied with Wu Mei, but thinking that the job of Yubo Diao was found by others, and he didn't thank him well, Ji Baba was also embarrassed to neglect, and limped and served Wu Mei a Stack of small snacks and a cup of hot tea.
"There is no good tea at home, Mr. Wu, you will just quench your thirst with it."
Wu Mei waved her hands again and again, and said apologetically: "Actually, I came here to apologize to you this time. This little kid was bullied in my class. I, the class teacher, didn't realize it. It was my mistake at work... yours." What happened to your feet?"
"Accidentally twisted—it's nothing, Mr. Wu," the matter was over, of course Ji Baba would not hold on to it, and comforted Wu Mei, saying: "There are so many children in the class, you can't cover everything, little kid That's right, don't tell me anything, otherwise we as parents and teachers will definitely not let him be bullied."
"Yes, yes, did you know that Yao Anni dropped out of our school?"
Ji Baba was surprised, "Huh? Dropped out? Why did you drop out? No more?"
Wu Mei shook her head, "I don't know, something happened to her house, she might have to move to another place, I don't know the details, I held a class meeting the day before yesterday, and asked some people who took the lead in bullying the little one to apologize in public, alas , are all children..."
Ji Baba was a little dissatisfied, and retorted: "They are all children, why are we bullied when we are young, and they are domineering? Teacher Wu, although I don't intend to pursue this matter about us, but those who are like Yao Anni You must not tolerate bad students!"
Wu Mei nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, our school has set up a school committee in each class. There are 4 people in each class, and they are responsible to the principal. Anyone who finds someone in the class who is bullying a classmate should report to the principal. As long as they find out If it is true, we will reward 100 yuan, which is pooled together by teachers and leaders of our whole school, just to reduce the phenomenon of school violence.”
Wu Mei spoke very sincerely, and Ji Baba felt much more comfortable, besides, this method is really good, he thought for a while, took out 200 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Wu Mei, saying: "Then I will also offer 200 yuan, don't refuse, I'm doing it for my little one, you see the child fell and lost his teeth, I don't want another child to lose two teeth and be scolded on the Internet."
"Hey, Annie came to school the day before yesterday. I think she lost all four of her upper teeth. Tell me about this..." Wu Mei didn't refuse. After receiving the money, she took out a small notebook she carried with her and wrote it down. , said while shaking his head and sighing while writing.
Speaking of teeth, Ji Baba suddenly remembered that Cong Rong's teeth and tongue suddenly disappeared in the police station on the night of the accident.
Ji Baba's heart tightened. He recalled carefully, and found that when he saw Cong Rong the next day, her teeth and tongue were fine, and she spoke very neatly. Neither the policeman at the police station nor Yao Anni's family mentioned last night. This horrific and weird thing that's going on—it's not right...
Ji Baba told Wu Mei earnestly, "That's what she deserves. You didn't know that at the gate of the police station that day, she was holding a knife and trying to kill my little one. When she ran over, she fell on the ground and knocked her front teeth—" Ji Baba Baba was still talking, when suddenly he heard a familiar voice coming from the yard. Ji Baba slapped the table, took off the mahogany sword on the wall, and walked out angrily. Erzheng is holding Ji Xiaoxiao and chewing.
Ji Baba yelled, "Stinky rascal!!" The mahogany sword in his hand slammed into Long Er's head fiercely.
Long Er yelled, "Ouch!"
Poor Long Er, he is like Ji Xiaoxiaojie with the idea of treating his wife's teeth, but he has never been understood by his father-in-law, and Ji Baba uses various things every time he shows his head. break head.What's more, he has been feeling very uncomfortable for the past few days. He can't tell what the discomfort is, but he feels very heavy and tired, and his spiritual energy is disordered. Every time he "finishes his teeth" for his wife, he has to rest for a long time before he can recover. He has sacrificed so much My father-in-law is still yelling, beating and killing, really...
"Father-in-law—huh?" After that moment, Long Er suddenly felt that the heavy and disordered aura in his body disappeared, and his whole body was as relaxed and lively as when he just came out of the egg. He patted his chest again Patting his head, he couldn't help but make a surprised voice, "Huh? Huh? What's going on?"
Seeing that he dared to ignore him, Ji Baba was so angry that his teeth itched, he went up and kicked Long Er's calf, "Hey, your grandma has such a leg! Get the hell out of my house, croak!"
Long Er showed a hurt expression, scratched his head and said, "I haven't eaten yet..."
Just as Ji Baba was about to tell you to get out and eat, Wu Mei also came out of the house.
"Father Ji, I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first." Wu Mei, who had a kind and kind face just now, said goodbye to Ji Baba with an expressionless face. Ji Baba glanced at her, and a strange feeling came from her. My heart rises, this feeling is very familiar, but I can't tell exactly where it is familiar.He smiled and said, "Mr. Wu, be careful on the road, and I won't keep you for dinner."
Wu Mei walked out of Ji Baba's small courtyard without looking back.
She was probably in her early thirties, with undyed ponytail, black-rimmed glasses, and a light brown long-sleeved dress. She was short, fat, and very ordinary, but her back made Ji Baba feel The bottom of my heart felt cold, step by step, I walked very hard, it was indescribably weird.
Without thinking too much, Ji Baba dragged half a bag of rice from the house and threw it on the ground, and said to Long Er beside him, "You just eat this, and after you finish eating, you can go find a job to support yourself tomorrow. You are so tall that you can't even afford to eat." , and even molested my son, I can't beat you!"
Seeing that her father was scolding Long Er, Ji Xiaoxiao sneaked a peek into the room, and then planned to sneak in from under her father's nose, so as to prevent her father from scolding Long Er again after scolding Long Er.
Unexpectedly, Long Er grabbed him and said very righteously: "Xiaoxiao untied the shell of my marriage, he is my wife, how can I call it indecent when I treat my wife's teeth?"
"Did Xiao Xiao agree?? You, you, you are really shameless! Didn't your parents teach you that this is wishful thinking!?"
Long Er heard this, his big eyes were a little moist, and he whispered: "My parents really didn't teach me... They sealed me up and died in the mountains and tsunami... But they taught me who can open it... My marriage shell, whoever is my wife, let me treat my wife well for the rest of my life!"
Also a poor kid.
Ji Baba never hated his Virgin Mary more than now. Seeing Long Er's pitiful expression saying that his parents had died long ago, Ji Baba couldn't help softening his tone, and said seriously: "What do you mean when someone opens your phone?" Who is your wife in the marriage shell? This is wrong, if the person who opened your marriage shell is a 80-[-]-year-old man—the man who sells pancakes at the entrance of the village, do you want to marry him as your wife?"
Long Er's expression became very exciting in an instant, and Ji Baba took advantage of the situation to chase after him, "Also, you said that you want to be nice to Xiao Xiao for the rest of your life, so do you love Xiao Xiao?"
"Love?"
"Look, you don't even know what love is. How can I trust Xiaoxiao to you? I hope Xiaoxiao can be with someone he likes and likes him, instead of being with someone who doesn't know anything. People who can't afford to eat are together."
"I can learn... I can go to school and study like Xiaoxiao, and learn how to love Xiaoxiao!" His eyes lit up, and his lost expression instantly became vivid, staring at Ji Xiaoxiao: "I want to go to school with my wife, I can still protect him, if there are a hundred Yao Annies, I can crush them one by one!"
Ji Baba thought that a hundred Yao Annies would not be as harmful as one of you, so he directly rejected his request, "It's a good idea, but I can't afford your tuition."
"I can afford it!" Long Er groped his body for a while, and finally took out a tooth from his broken pocket, and handed it to Ji Baba as if offering a treasure, saying, "This is my tooth that was born in the shell more than 1 million years ago." The deciduous teeth that fell out when I was young, I know they are called fossils in the human world, but they are worth a lot, my father-in-law can sell them, and pay for me and Xiaoxiao’s school fees!"
In the palm of Ji Baba's hand lay that small tooth the size of a peanut, not to mention flawless, and exuding a jade-like luster—it was completely different from the huge dinosaur tooth fossils in the museum—it didn't look real at all. of.
Long Er's expression is very eager and sincere. He looks like a half-grown handsome boy. As an adult in his 30s, Ji Baba can't resist a child's request to "go to school". When he rejected him, he suddenly thought of a story about the 'Giant Dragon's Teeth' recorded in the "Yin-Yang Discrimination Qi True Dragon Li Qi Jing".
It is said that in ancient times, there was a fortune teller who was not very skilled. He talked nonsense when he went to other people's home to see Feng Shui, and his front teeth were knocked out by the angry owner.The fortune teller with missing teeth picked up a tooth the size of a soybean on the way home. He stuffed the tooth he picked up into his mouth and found it was just right, so he wore that 'false tooth'.
The next day, this gentleman was invited to exorcise ghosts, and he was given a lot of money. The fortune teller went happily, but he didn't know that it was a general ghost left by the previous dynasty. There are already more than a dozen Taoist priests, and the family only found a fortune teller when they had no other choice.The fortune teller was strangled by the general ghost, and when he was about to bite, the fortune teller screamed in fright, revealing the 'false tooth' in his mouth, and the general ghost was suddenly swallowed by him, the fortune teller I didn't even feel anything, and the ghost was 'dispelled' without headache or itching.
Since then, the fortune-teller has developed, specializing in exorcising ghosts. No matter how powerful the evil spirits are, they will be easily eaten by him as long as he opens his mouth.
After three to five years, the fortune-teller 'ate' eight hundred ghosts instead of one thousand. One day the fortune-teller ate glutinous rice balls at home, and the sticky stuff stuck to the denture in his mouth. , the fortune teller pulled out the dentures, and accidentally dropped them on the ground and broke a gap while cleaning them. Immediately, all the ghosts that were 'eaten' by the fortune teller came out, and they ate the fortune teller separately, even the bones Nothing left.
The cracked denture was left underground.
Ten days later, a beggar passed by here. When he saw the false tooth on the ground, he was shocked. He pointed to the tooth and said, "This is the tooth of a giant dragon." What a pity!
In ancient times, the huge dinosaur skeletons found in the ground were called giant dragons, and what the fortune teller picked up on the ground were the teeth of dinosaurs.
According to this, can real dinosaur teeth collect souls like Ju Lingdou?And it only collects evil ghosts?
Ji Baba pinched the little tooth, and suspiciously found the Juling Bean containing the tooth spirit from the drawer in the main room. After getting close to the little tooth, he pinched it slightly, but found no response ==
I knew this brat was a liar!Ji Baba turned around and wanted to scold. Seeing Long Er who was full of expectations, Ji Baba found that he couldn't swear. He thought for 2 minutes, finally sighed, and compromised: "School, right? OK, I'll take you there go to school--"
"Thank you, father-in-law!" Long Er was ecstatic, and almost jumped up. He turned into a little gray dragon, lying on the ground with his belly upturned, rubbing left and right, his little tail wagging happily, and Ji Xiaoxiao stomped on it. Hold his tail, and said with a smile: "Your tail is very funny, like a dog!"
The little gray dragon stood up and frantically dawdled around Ji Xiaoxiao's legs. Ji Baba couldn't get used to it, so he lifted the tail of the second dragon and threw it aside, "But I have three chapters with you. First, study hard and don't let it go bad My family is small, secondly, you are not allowed to change back to your original shape in front of others, and you are not allowed to hurt others casually, and the third and most important point is that I will take my little tooth to the hospital, if it is not fixed, don’t worry!" Speaking of worrying Ji Baba gritted his teeth when he was saying two words, wishing he could immediately take a hammer to knock Long Er unconscious, "Don't hug him and kiss him casually—you can't rub him, you can kill me!" Ji Baba stretched out his hand and lifted the little gray dragon from Ji Xiao He took it off from his little leg, pointed at the innocent little gray dragon viciously, and said, "When you learn what it means to like and what love is, then you can pursue him hard. If you don't come up, you can play hooligans. This is a bastard and a bastard." Will do!"
The little gray dragon blinked his eyes, trying to pretend that he didn't understand. Ji Baba poked his head, which was as hard as iron, and threatened: "I know you understand, don't pretend to be stupid. Get out of my house if you don't listen, and never see Xiao Xiao."
The little gray dragon buried his head in disappointment, and let out a low cry, "Oooohoo..."
His original dinosaur voice seemed to roll out of his throat, with the unique crispness of a cub. Ji Baba said sternly, "It's no use pretending to be pitiful. If you violate one of the above three rules, just wait..."
Ji Xiaoxiao didn't know what was going on, so he opened his eyes wide and said, "Of course there are five." He stretched out his fingers and counted them one by one: "The first is to study hard, the second is not to change back to the original shape, the third is not to hurt people casually, On the fourth day, you are not allowed to kiss me, and on the fifth day, you are not allowed to hug me." He spread his fingers and shook them in front of his father, "Huahua is five rules."
Ji Baba became angry from embarrassment, and pinched his chubby face, "It's as many as my father said, and I want you to count!?"
"Ow..."
When going to bed at night, Ji Baba found a big cardboard box, put two winter clothes in it, put it on the floor of the kitchen, and said to Long Er: "No, you can sleep here."
Long Er looked at the small bed of Yu Diao Pao, then at his own cardboard box, jumped in listlessly, found a comfortable position and fell asleep.Ji Baba closed the kitchen door and said in a low voice, "It's still a private room. What's not to be satisfied with?" Long Er seemed to be complaining about his dissatisfaction, and seemed to be comforting himself that he hadn't abused minors anymore—no, according to Long Er's age, he's just a one year old baby now ==
Forget it, buy him a bed tomorrow, and buy a curtain to separate two small 'bedrooms'.
I really need money everywhere to live... I don't know where the dead slag bird died, and I haven't even seen a hair yet...
Ji Xiaoxiao had to go to school the next day because he had to borrow a book for Long Er. Before he went, he called Wu Mei, but no one answered after four or five calls, and Ji Baba didn't say much. Thinking, after arriving at the school, he took Long Er to the office of the language group with a limp. Several teachers were there, only Wu Mei was not there.
There was a teacher who was in the second class of the first year and had met Ji Baba, and after hearing that he wanted Long Er to borrow him, he took him to find the new dean.
This teacher is a chatterbox, and he never stopped talking along the way.
"Hey, Papa Ji, what happened to your foot?"
Anyone who saw him in the past few days had to ask about his feet. Ji Baba was used to it, and said with a smile: "Accidentally sprained——Didn't Mr. Wu come to work today? I called her several times this morning. No one picked up."
The teacher waved his hand and said, "Don't mention it, I had an argument with Mr. Liu this morning and went home."
"Arguing? Why would you quarrel with others?" Wu Mei was careless and good-tempered, and Ji Baba couldn't imagine her quarreling with others at all—it wasn't counted when she was arguing with the old dean.
"In the office in the morning we were discussing about next week's monthly exam. Teacher Liu and Wu Mei came in together. The two had been in a healthy competition before. Whoever led the class with the highest average score would treat guests to dinner. How should I put it? Teacher Liu is better than Wu Mei in every aspect. It's a little bit better, she was assigned to the fast class, and this year she was appointed as the deputy leader of the language group, but Wu Mei didn't seem to care much about this before, the relationship between the two of them is very good, to be honest, I might have pimples in my heart, But before, Wu Mei really had no idea at all. She and Mr. Liu have always been good friends. Today, for some reason, Mr. Liu said that a few bastards had been dismissed from her class. This time the average score must be high, so Wu Mei exploded Now, when Mr. Liu went to pour water, he said that Mr. Liu was just lucky enough to lead the fast class, and he also accused Sang and scolded Huai that Mr. Liu was the team leader who could only be promoted if he had a relationship with the principal. The teacher heard it, and the two of them started arguing, and Wu Mei didn't even go to class, so she asked for leave and went back."
When the teacher said it, he was beaming and spitting, with a gossiping look on his face. Ji Baba didn't want to go along with him when he heard such explosive news. He just said "Oh, there must be some misunderstanding" and stopped picking him up. After saying a few words, the teacher found that Ji Baba was not interested in this topic, and then changed the topic tactfully, and the two went to the office of the dean of teaching, chatting and laughing.
"Director Liu, this is Ji's little father in class one and three. There is a relative in his family who wants to borrow a class from us. How can you arrange it?"
There is a class in the No. 5000 Middle School that accepts borrowers. You can take it if you give the money, but the fee is expensive. Ji Baba brought [-] yuan here today, and made up his mind that if the [-] yuan is not enough, he will not go to the class and let the elementary school finish. Tutor cheap husband ==
Director Liu called Long Er to him and asked him, "Where are you from, what's your name, why don't you study at home."
According to what Ji Baba had made up, Long Er said: "My family is in Pangang Mountain, and my name is Long Er. There is no school at home, and I always read at home by myself."
Director Liu frowned, "That won't work, we can't keep up here without any foundation... Let me ask you, which dynasty did the Xuanwumen change take place?"
Ji Baba thumped in his heart, it's broken, he forgot to show Long Er some basic knowledge yesterday!
Long Er tilted his head and thought for a while and said, "Datang?" Although he lived in the egg for [-] million years, he can still remember what happened thousands of years ago. At the foot of the imperial city, I have heard all the gossip, and I am very impressed.
Director Liu nodded in satisfaction, and asked again, "Can you tell me your opinion?"
Long Er used his powerful memory to recall the content discussed by several scholars at the foot of the imperial city at the end of Tang Dynasty, and tried to 'translate' it in modern language, "Since ancient times, the battle for the throne has always involved bloodshed, and Li Shimin has made great achievements. Li Jiancheng, as the prince, would naturally be suspicious and dissatisfied with this younger brother, and Li Shimin was also afraid that Li Jiancheng would be detrimental to him because of this. The younger brother who poses a great threat to his crown prince..."
He balabala gave a talk. Although he didn't have any original point of view, it was obviously different from the rural youth that Director Liu imagined. Director Liu was very happy to say, "Okay, let him come over tomorrow, as long as he is not mischievous." What a mess, when it comes to the college entrance examination, our school will uniformly obtain student status and ID cards, young man, study hard!"
The tuition fee for three years was only 4500. Ji Baba happily paid the money, and took Long Er to the small shop in front of the school to buy all the schoolbags and books, and personally sent him to a small bungalow behind the big teaching building. It is the classroom where the borrowing class is located. It is very simple, but it is enough to go to school.
While Director Liu and Ji Baba were talking to the head teacher of the borrowing class, Long Er looked around the classroom, and was very disappointed and shocked to find that Ji Xiaoxiao was not in this class.
He asked directly in front of the dean, "Aren't my wife and I in the same class?!"
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Director Liu looked confused, "What wife?"
Ji Baba glared at Long Er, and hurriedly made amends, "You heard wrong, it's not my wife, but my brother, he calls my little brother my brother, and the two children are cousins."
Director Liu smiled, and said clearly, "Oh, do you want to be in the same class as my cousin?"
Not seeing Xiao Xiao, Long Er was full of unhappiness, nodded and said roughly: "En."
Director Liu patted him on the shoulder, "Then study hard. I'll transfer you to Class [-] and Class [-] if you pass the monthly exam this time." Director Liu was obviously just joking. Really, but Long Er listened to it in his heart, he stopped talking, and glanced at the geometry proofs on the blackboard in the classroom, first frowned, then his expression relaxed, and then a disdainful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
It's very simple.
He has honey brown skin, handsome facial features and a stern expression. He is very tall, at least 1.8 meters five, with a straight body, and his whole figure is like a small animal ready to go. The appearance immediately made the girls in the whole class excited.
"So handsome! There is a handsome guy in our class!"
The doctors who followed in the afternoon came in handy immediately, and they were pulled over in the middle of the night to see Ji Baba's big brother.
Seven or eight people worked around Ji Baba's little white feet for more than ten minutes. Ji Baba was very uncomfortable. The doctor wanted to apply medicine to him, but Ji Baba was so excited that he almost kicked him out.
"I'll do it myself, why don't I just apply a lotion, I'll put it on myself." Ji Baba reached out to reach for the lotion in the doctor's hand.
"I'll do it." Feng Zhen took the potion, unscrewed the bottle cap clumsily, and with a shake of his hand, half of the potion was poured on the bed, and a map was drawn on the white sheet.
There were too many people present, Ji Baba couldn't open his mouth to scold Feng Zhen, he just complained: "Why are you so careless, you..."
The appearance of His Majesty the noble God King holding a chick's foot and applying medicine carefully and being blamed made Feng Ling beside him very unacceptable. Open your mouth to complain about the king of gods, is this little chicken spirit impatient?Why did the God King tolerate him so much?
After a lot of tossing, Ji Xiaoxiao even yawned several times and couldn't open his eyes. Ji Baba felt sorry for his son, and after driving away the idlers, he, Ji Xiaoxiao and Feng Zhen were left in the room.
"Did you bring these doctors here from Renhe Hospital?" Renhe Hospital is more than half an hour's drive away from Ji Baba's house. After Feng Zhen appeared, the doctors rushed over within a few minutes, so they must have been there a long time ago. It's around here.
"Yes, we can let them go back when Ji Shisi's doctor comes over."
Ji Baba didn't know what to say, since it wasn't spending his money anyway, Feng Zhen could do whatever he wanted, and this also strengthened Ji Baba's belief that he wouldn't get back together with him. He and Feng Zhen used the four words popular on the Internet Said it was "the three views are inconsistent", Fengzhen's way of spending money is more painful than cutting flesh in his opinion, no matter how much money he has, he can't do it like this!
The toe was still in hot pain, and it didn't feel any better after applying the potion, but no matter what, it was Feng Zhen's kindness, Ji Baba still sincerely thanked, "Thank you today, where did Xiao Xiao find you. "
As soon as Ji Xiaoxiao regained her spirits, she opened her eyes and said, "I went to the yard to call out the bad uncle, and the bad uncle flew down from the sky. It's such a big, big black bird! It's so handsome."
Ji Baba glared at his son with dissatisfaction, "Uncle is just uncle, what kind of bad uncle, who taught you to shout like that? It's rude!" Then he looked at Feng Zhen suspiciously and said, "Flying down from the sky...? How does Xiao Xiao know Are you in the sky?"
Ji Xiaoxiao scratched her head, blinked her eyes and said: "I don't know... I just feel that the bad uncle seems to be around here, so I went out and shouted, Huahua, does your jiojio still hurt? Huh~"
There is a spiritual induction between the father and son of the giant winged phoenix, and the purer the spiritual energy, the stronger this induction will be.
Xiaoxiao is really his child, a child he has never cared about or loved, but they still have the unique feeling between father and son.
Ji Xiaoxiao's casual words brought Feng Zhen unprecedented sourness. Looking at his silly toothless son, he suddenly had the urge to let go of everything and be an ordinary father like Ji Baba. He wanted to let go I maintain my noble identity and status, and dote on the two treasures in front of me like an ordinary husband and father, for the rest of my life.
"King of God, Yaoben went to the Great Elder's mansion tonight." Feng Ling's words suddenly spread to his spiritual consciousness, and Feng Zhen's thoughts instantly returned from impossible fantasies, and the aura around him instantly cooled down. After Shili said a few words to Feng Ling, Ji Baba looked dissatisfied at Feng Zhen who had no intention of leaving, and said pointedly: "It's getting late, you should go back to sleep."
Feng Zhen sighed, stretched out his hand, hesitated a few times, but still didn't rub Ji Xiaoxiao's fur like Ji Baba did.
"Well, then I'll go back first, I might have something to do tomorrow, so I'll ask Feng Ling to send you to school."
Ji Baba couldn't help feeling disappointed, he tried not to show any displeasure, "Oh, it's okay, let Xiao Xiao ride to school by himself tomorrow, what does it matter if he goes to school by himself occasionally, Xiao Xiao is so old gone."
Ji Xiaoxiao's eyelids were almost glued together, and when he heard his father's words, he echoed in a daze: "Well...Xiaoxiao goes to school by herself..."
"Well, Xiao Xiao, you go back to sleep by yourself, Dad is going to rest, don't disturb him." Feng Zhen left after speaking.
Ji Baba and Ji Xiaoxiao didn't take Feng Zhen's words "go back to sleep" seriously. After Feng Zhen left, Ji Xiaoxiao put her head in her father's arms and fell asleep for two seconds. The son rang, and there was no dream until dawn, and Dad's pajamas were wet with the stinky bastard's saliva.
Originally, there is only one bedroom in Ji Baba's house, so where can I go when I go back to sleep?The halls are all occupied by fish dials.
The majestic Phoenix God King never thought that his 16-year-old son still sleeps with his father ==
Feng Zhen really didn't show up for the next week or so, if Feng Ling hadn't been following him step by step all day long, Ji Baba would have thought that this guy came to the world to tease him again.
Ji Baba injured his foot and couldn't go out to set up a stall, so he could only set up a table at the door of his house to do business with neighbors.Recently, the hairy dysentery family did not believe in Christianity and converted to Ji Baba. They greeted everyone as "Master Ji".
Because of Ji Baba's injury, Yu Po Dia temporarily let go of following Brother Wu, went to work every day, got up early to cook, and brought Ji Baba some canteen meals to deal with when he came back from work. Ji Baba ate in the school cafeteria for a few days , I found that it was not bad, and the sweet and sour pork ribs that were sour and astringent that day was just like heaven and earth, but Yu Diao Pao seemed to be in a low mood. I don’t know if he had a conflict with his brother Wu. Ji Baba didn’t agree When they came and went, although Wu Buhui hadn't met a few times, Ji Baba felt very uncomfortable inexplicably, he was gloomy, always squinting at people, and his expression for a certain moment was even a bit like Yao Anni who was crazy at the gate of the police station that day.
Ji Baba is not the parent of Yubobo, although he is worried, but there are some things that are hard to say, so it would be best for them to have their own conflicts and break up.
Regarding food, Feng Ling ordered him a food box from a five-star hotel at the beginning, three meals a day plus afternoon tea and supper, each meal was not the same, Ji Baba couldn't bear it at all, seeing the beautifully packaged but pitifully small portion The food box gave him a headache, he didn't know Fengling's specific identity on Shishiguiyu, he didn't ask much, he just told Fengling not to order it in a very serious tone, it was a waste of money.
Even though he was very dissatisfied with Ji Baba, who was full of pettiness, Feng Ling didn't dare not listen to him. After all, this was the first lover that the king of gods cared for in thousands of years. He was so precious that he could even ignore his half-grown son. Explain what, it means that the king of gods has been eaten to death by this stingy chicken, and if he doesn't want to be blown into pillows by the stingy chicken, then he must follow him and respect him as the future god queen, lest he really rise to the throne. Wear small shoes by yourself ==
Feng Zhen is not around, Ji Baba's life is unsatisfactory, and it is quite comfortable, but from time to time you can catch that stinky bastard Long Er hugging his little relative, and using dental treatment as an excuse, Ji Baba's head burst into anger Yan, but Long Er is a loach, and Ji Baba's legs are not convenient, so he runs away when he is found, and Ji Baba sneaks back again in a blink of an eye.He still eats at home with a shameless face, and bought several bags of [-] kilograms of rice.He is not the same as Feng Zhen, Feng Zhen does not need to eat, Long Er will be so hungry if he does not eat, he will eat at least half a bag of rice, and he looks like he has not eaten in [-] million years while holding the pot.
The rice is three yuan and five pounds. Ji Baba spent more than 100 yuan a day just to buy rice. The pain was so painful that he called Dinosaur Park and said that they had never lost dinosaur egg fossils. If they beat too much, they thought Ji Baba He was a liar, and he even said he would call the police, so Ji Baba was too scared to even make a phone call.He has been looking at train tickets and maps for the past few days, planning to go to Pangang Mountain to throw away Long Er when he is free, and help Chi Ling retrieve his memory by the way.
On this Friday, the school dismissed half an hour early, and Ji Xiaoxiao and Yu Pobo went home together at six o'clock, accompanied by Wu Mei, who was here to make a home visit.
Because of what happened to Yao Anni before, Ji Baba was slightly dissatisfied with Wu Mei, but thinking that the job of Yubo Diao was found by others, and he didn't thank him well, Ji Baba was also embarrassed to neglect, and limped and served Wu Mei a Stack of small snacks and a cup of hot tea.
"There is no good tea at home, Mr. Wu, you will just quench your thirst with it."
Wu Mei waved her hands again and again, and said apologetically: "Actually, I came here to apologize to you this time. This little kid was bullied in my class. I, the class teacher, didn't realize it. It was my mistake at work... yours." What happened to your feet?"
"Accidentally twisted—it's nothing, Mr. Wu," the matter was over, of course Ji Baba would not hold on to it, and comforted Wu Mei, saying: "There are so many children in the class, you can't cover everything, little kid That's right, don't tell me anything, otherwise we as parents and teachers will definitely not let him be bullied."
"Yes, yes, did you know that Yao Anni dropped out of our school?"
Ji Baba was surprised, "Huh? Dropped out? Why did you drop out? No more?"
Wu Mei shook her head, "I don't know, something happened to her house, she might have to move to another place, I don't know the details, I held a class meeting the day before yesterday, and asked some people who took the lead in bullying the little one to apologize in public, alas , are all children..."
Ji Baba was a little dissatisfied, and retorted: "They are all children, why are we bullied when we are young, and they are domineering? Teacher Wu, although I don't intend to pursue this matter about us, but those who are like Yao Anni You must not tolerate bad students!"
Wu Mei nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, our school has set up a school committee in each class. There are 4 people in each class, and they are responsible to the principal. Anyone who finds someone in the class who is bullying a classmate should report to the principal. As long as they find out If it is true, we will reward 100 yuan, which is pooled together by teachers and leaders of our whole school, just to reduce the phenomenon of school violence.”
Wu Mei spoke very sincerely, and Ji Baba felt much more comfortable, besides, this method is really good, he thought for a while, took out 200 yuan from his pocket and handed it to Wu Mei, saying: "Then I will also offer 200 yuan, don't refuse, I'm doing it for my little one, you see the child fell and lost his teeth, I don't want another child to lose two teeth and be scolded on the Internet."
"Hey, Annie came to school the day before yesterday. I think she lost all four of her upper teeth. Tell me about this..." Wu Mei didn't refuse. After receiving the money, she took out a small notebook she carried with her and wrote it down. , said while shaking his head and sighing while writing.
Speaking of teeth, Ji Baba suddenly remembered that Cong Rong's teeth and tongue suddenly disappeared in the police station on the night of the accident.
Ji Baba's heart tightened. He recalled carefully, and found that when he saw Cong Rong the next day, her teeth and tongue were fine, and she spoke very neatly. Neither the policeman at the police station nor Yao Anni's family mentioned last night. This horrific and weird thing that's going on—it's not right...
Ji Baba told Wu Mei earnestly, "That's what she deserves. You didn't know that at the gate of the police station that day, she was holding a knife and trying to kill my little one. When she ran over, she fell on the ground and knocked her front teeth—" Ji Baba Baba was still talking, when suddenly he heard a familiar voice coming from the yard. Ji Baba slapped the table, took off the mahogany sword on the wall, and walked out angrily. Erzheng is holding Ji Xiaoxiao and chewing.
Ji Baba yelled, "Stinky rascal!!" The mahogany sword in his hand slammed into Long Er's head fiercely.
Long Er yelled, "Ouch!"
Poor Long Er, he is like Ji Xiaoxiaojie with the idea of treating his wife's teeth, but he has never been understood by his father-in-law, and Ji Baba uses various things every time he shows his head. break head.What's more, he has been feeling very uncomfortable for the past few days. He can't tell what the discomfort is, but he feels very heavy and tired, and his spiritual energy is disordered. Every time he "finishes his teeth" for his wife, he has to rest for a long time before he can recover. He has sacrificed so much My father-in-law is still yelling, beating and killing, really...
"Father-in-law—huh?" After that moment, Long Er suddenly felt that the heavy and disordered aura in his body disappeared, and his whole body was as relaxed and lively as when he just came out of the egg. He patted his chest again Patting his head, he couldn't help but make a surprised voice, "Huh? Huh? What's going on?"
Seeing that he dared to ignore him, Ji Baba was so angry that his teeth itched, he went up and kicked Long Er's calf, "Hey, your grandma has such a leg! Get the hell out of my house, croak!"
Long Er showed a hurt expression, scratched his head and said, "I haven't eaten yet..."
Just as Ji Baba was about to tell you to get out and eat, Wu Mei also came out of the house.
"Father Ji, I have something else to do, so I'm leaving first." Wu Mei, who had a kind and kind face just now, said goodbye to Ji Baba with an expressionless face. Ji Baba glanced at her, and a strange feeling came from her. My heart rises, this feeling is very familiar, but I can't tell exactly where it is familiar.He smiled and said, "Mr. Wu, be careful on the road, and I won't keep you for dinner."
Wu Mei walked out of Ji Baba's small courtyard without looking back.
She was probably in her early thirties, with undyed ponytail, black-rimmed glasses, and a light brown long-sleeved dress. She was short, fat, and very ordinary, but her back made Ji Baba feel The bottom of my heart felt cold, step by step, I walked very hard, it was indescribably weird.
Without thinking too much, Ji Baba dragged half a bag of rice from the house and threw it on the ground, and said to Long Er beside him, "You just eat this, and after you finish eating, you can go find a job to support yourself tomorrow. You are so tall that you can't even afford to eat." , and even molested my son, I can't beat you!"
Seeing that her father was scolding Long Er, Ji Xiaoxiao sneaked a peek into the room, and then planned to sneak in from under her father's nose, so as to prevent her father from scolding Long Er again after scolding Long Er.
Unexpectedly, Long Er grabbed him and said very righteously: "Xiaoxiao untied the shell of my marriage, he is my wife, how can I call it indecent when I treat my wife's teeth?"
"Did Xiao Xiao agree?? You, you, you are really shameless! Didn't your parents teach you that this is wishful thinking!?"
Long Er heard this, his big eyes were a little moist, and he whispered: "My parents really didn't teach me... They sealed me up and died in the mountains and tsunami... But they taught me who can open it... My marriage shell, whoever is my wife, let me treat my wife well for the rest of my life!"
Also a poor kid.
Ji Baba never hated his Virgin Mary more than now. Seeing Long Er's pitiful expression saying that his parents had died long ago, Ji Baba couldn't help softening his tone, and said seriously: "What do you mean when someone opens your phone?" Who is your wife in the marriage shell? This is wrong, if the person who opened your marriage shell is a 80-[-]-year-old man—the man who sells pancakes at the entrance of the village, do you want to marry him as your wife?"
Long Er's expression became very exciting in an instant, and Ji Baba took advantage of the situation to chase after him, "Also, you said that you want to be nice to Xiao Xiao for the rest of your life, so do you love Xiao Xiao?"
"Love?"
"Look, you don't even know what love is. How can I trust Xiaoxiao to you? I hope Xiaoxiao can be with someone he likes and likes him, instead of being with someone who doesn't know anything. People who can't afford to eat are together."
"I can learn... I can go to school and study like Xiaoxiao, and learn how to love Xiaoxiao!" His eyes lit up, and his lost expression instantly became vivid, staring at Ji Xiaoxiao: "I want to go to school with my wife, I can still protect him, if there are a hundred Yao Annies, I can crush them one by one!"
Ji Baba thought that a hundred Yao Annies would not be as harmful as one of you, so he directly rejected his request, "It's a good idea, but I can't afford your tuition."
"I can afford it!" Long Er groped his body for a while, and finally took out a tooth from his broken pocket, and handed it to Ji Baba as if offering a treasure, saying, "This is my tooth that was born in the shell more than 1 million years ago." The deciduous teeth that fell out when I was young, I know they are called fossils in the human world, but they are worth a lot, my father-in-law can sell them, and pay for me and Xiaoxiao’s school fees!"
In the palm of Ji Baba's hand lay that small tooth the size of a peanut, not to mention flawless, and exuding a jade-like luster—it was completely different from the huge dinosaur tooth fossils in the museum—it didn't look real at all. of.
Long Er's expression is very eager and sincere. He looks like a half-grown handsome boy. As an adult in his 30s, Ji Baba can't resist a child's request to "go to school". When he rejected him, he suddenly thought of a story about the 'Giant Dragon's Teeth' recorded in the "Yin-Yang Discrimination Qi True Dragon Li Qi Jing".
It is said that in ancient times, there was a fortune teller who was not very skilled. He talked nonsense when he went to other people's home to see Feng Shui, and his front teeth were knocked out by the angry owner.The fortune teller with missing teeth picked up a tooth the size of a soybean on the way home. He stuffed the tooth he picked up into his mouth and found it was just right, so he wore that 'false tooth'.
The next day, this gentleman was invited to exorcise ghosts, and he was given a lot of money. The fortune teller went happily, but he didn't know that it was a general ghost left by the previous dynasty. There are already more than a dozen Taoist priests, and the family only found a fortune teller when they had no other choice.The fortune teller was strangled by the general ghost, and when he was about to bite, the fortune teller screamed in fright, revealing the 'false tooth' in his mouth, and the general ghost was suddenly swallowed by him, the fortune teller I didn't even feel anything, and the ghost was 'dispelled' without headache or itching.
Since then, the fortune-teller has developed, specializing in exorcising ghosts. No matter how powerful the evil spirits are, they will be easily eaten by him as long as he opens his mouth.
After three to five years, the fortune-teller 'ate' eight hundred ghosts instead of one thousand. One day the fortune-teller ate glutinous rice balls at home, and the sticky stuff stuck to the denture in his mouth. , the fortune teller pulled out the dentures, and accidentally dropped them on the ground and broke a gap while cleaning them. Immediately, all the ghosts that were 'eaten' by the fortune teller came out, and they ate the fortune teller separately, even the bones Nothing left.
The cracked denture was left underground.
Ten days later, a beggar passed by here. When he saw the false tooth on the ground, he was shocked. He pointed to the tooth and said, "This is the tooth of a giant dragon." What a pity!
In ancient times, the huge dinosaur skeletons found in the ground were called giant dragons, and what the fortune teller picked up on the ground were the teeth of dinosaurs.
According to this, can real dinosaur teeth collect souls like Ju Lingdou?And it only collects evil ghosts?
Ji Baba pinched the little tooth, and suspiciously found the Juling Bean containing the tooth spirit from the drawer in the main room. After getting close to the little tooth, he pinched it slightly, but found no response ==
I knew this brat was a liar!Ji Baba turned around and wanted to scold. Seeing Long Er who was full of expectations, Ji Baba found that he couldn't swear. He thought for 2 minutes, finally sighed, and compromised: "School, right? OK, I'll take you there go to school--"
"Thank you, father-in-law!" Long Er was ecstatic, and almost jumped up. He turned into a little gray dragon, lying on the ground with his belly upturned, rubbing left and right, his little tail wagging happily, and Ji Xiaoxiao stomped on it. Hold his tail, and said with a smile: "Your tail is very funny, like a dog!"
The little gray dragon stood up and frantically dawdled around Ji Xiaoxiao's legs. Ji Baba couldn't get used to it, so he lifted the tail of the second dragon and threw it aside, "But I have three chapters with you. First, study hard and don't let it go bad My family is small, secondly, you are not allowed to change back to your original shape in front of others, and you are not allowed to hurt others casually, and the third and most important point is that I will take my little tooth to the hospital, if it is not fixed, don’t worry!" Speaking of worrying Ji Baba gritted his teeth when he was saying two words, wishing he could immediately take a hammer to knock Long Er unconscious, "Don't hug him and kiss him casually—you can't rub him, you can kill me!" Ji Baba stretched out his hand and lifted the little gray dragon from Ji Xiao He took it off from his little leg, pointed at the innocent little gray dragon viciously, and said, "When you learn what it means to like and what love is, then you can pursue him hard. If you don't come up, you can play hooligans. This is a bastard and a bastard." Will do!"
The little gray dragon blinked his eyes, trying to pretend that he didn't understand. Ji Baba poked his head, which was as hard as iron, and threatened: "I know you understand, don't pretend to be stupid. Get out of my house if you don't listen, and never see Xiao Xiao."
The little gray dragon buried his head in disappointment, and let out a low cry, "Oooohoo..."
His original dinosaur voice seemed to roll out of his throat, with the unique crispness of a cub. Ji Baba said sternly, "It's no use pretending to be pitiful. If you violate one of the above three rules, just wait..."
Ji Xiaoxiao didn't know what was going on, so he opened his eyes wide and said, "Of course there are five." He stretched out his fingers and counted them one by one: "The first is to study hard, the second is not to change back to the original shape, the third is not to hurt people casually, On the fourth day, you are not allowed to kiss me, and on the fifth day, you are not allowed to hug me." He spread his fingers and shook them in front of his father, "Huahua is five rules."
Ji Baba became angry from embarrassment, and pinched his chubby face, "It's as many as my father said, and I want you to count!?"
"Ow..."
When going to bed at night, Ji Baba found a big cardboard box, put two winter clothes in it, put it on the floor of the kitchen, and said to Long Er: "No, you can sleep here."
Long Er looked at the small bed of Yu Diao Pao, then at his own cardboard box, jumped in listlessly, found a comfortable position and fell asleep.Ji Baba closed the kitchen door and said in a low voice, "It's still a private room. What's not to be satisfied with?" Long Er seemed to be complaining about his dissatisfaction, and seemed to be comforting himself that he hadn't abused minors anymore—no, according to Long Er's age, he's just a one year old baby now ==
Forget it, buy him a bed tomorrow, and buy a curtain to separate two small 'bedrooms'.
I really need money everywhere to live... I don't know where the dead slag bird died, and I haven't even seen a hair yet...
Ji Xiaoxiao had to go to school the next day because he had to borrow a book for Long Er. Before he went, he called Wu Mei, but no one answered after four or five calls, and Ji Baba didn't say much. Thinking, after arriving at the school, he took Long Er to the office of the language group with a limp. Several teachers were there, only Wu Mei was not there.
There was a teacher who was in the second class of the first year and had met Ji Baba, and after hearing that he wanted Long Er to borrow him, he took him to find the new dean.
This teacher is a chatterbox, and he never stopped talking along the way.
"Hey, Papa Ji, what happened to your foot?"
Anyone who saw him in the past few days had to ask about his feet. Ji Baba was used to it, and said with a smile: "Accidentally sprained——Didn't Mr. Wu come to work today? I called her several times this morning. No one picked up."
The teacher waved his hand and said, "Don't mention it, I had an argument with Mr. Liu this morning and went home."
"Arguing? Why would you quarrel with others?" Wu Mei was careless and good-tempered, and Ji Baba couldn't imagine her quarreling with others at all—it wasn't counted when she was arguing with the old dean.
"In the office in the morning we were discussing about next week's monthly exam. Teacher Liu and Wu Mei came in together. The two had been in a healthy competition before. Whoever led the class with the highest average score would treat guests to dinner. How should I put it? Teacher Liu is better than Wu Mei in every aspect. It's a little bit better, she was assigned to the fast class, and this year she was appointed as the deputy leader of the language group, but Wu Mei didn't seem to care much about this before, the relationship between the two of them is very good, to be honest, I might have pimples in my heart, But before, Wu Mei really had no idea at all. She and Mr. Liu have always been good friends. Today, for some reason, Mr. Liu said that a few bastards had been dismissed from her class. This time the average score must be high, so Wu Mei exploded Now, when Mr. Liu went to pour water, he said that Mr. Liu was just lucky enough to lead the fast class, and he also accused Sang and scolded Huai that Mr. Liu was the team leader who could only be promoted if he had a relationship with the principal. The teacher heard it, and the two of them started arguing, and Wu Mei didn't even go to class, so she asked for leave and went back."
When the teacher said it, he was beaming and spitting, with a gossiping look on his face. Ji Baba didn't want to go along with him when he heard such explosive news. He just said "Oh, there must be some misunderstanding" and stopped picking him up. After saying a few words, the teacher found that Ji Baba was not interested in this topic, and then changed the topic tactfully, and the two went to the office of the dean of teaching, chatting and laughing.
"Director Liu, this is Ji's little father in class one and three. There is a relative in his family who wants to borrow a class from us. How can you arrange it?"
There is a class in the No. 5000 Middle School that accepts borrowers. You can take it if you give the money, but the fee is expensive. Ji Baba brought [-] yuan here today, and made up his mind that if the [-] yuan is not enough, he will not go to the class and let the elementary school finish. Tutor cheap husband ==
Director Liu called Long Er to him and asked him, "Where are you from, what's your name, why don't you study at home."
According to what Ji Baba had made up, Long Er said: "My family is in Pangang Mountain, and my name is Long Er. There is no school at home, and I always read at home by myself."
Director Liu frowned, "That won't work, we can't keep up here without any foundation... Let me ask you, which dynasty did the Xuanwumen change take place?"
Ji Baba thumped in his heart, it's broken, he forgot to show Long Er some basic knowledge yesterday!
Long Er tilted his head and thought for a while and said, "Datang?" Although he lived in the egg for [-] million years, he can still remember what happened thousands of years ago. At the foot of the imperial city, I have heard all the gossip, and I am very impressed.
Director Liu nodded in satisfaction, and asked again, "Can you tell me your opinion?"
Long Er used his powerful memory to recall the content discussed by several scholars at the foot of the imperial city at the end of Tang Dynasty, and tried to 'translate' it in modern language, "Since ancient times, the battle for the throne has always involved bloodshed, and Li Shimin has made great achievements. Li Jiancheng, as the prince, would naturally be suspicious and dissatisfied with this younger brother, and Li Shimin was also afraid that Li Jiancheng would be detrimental to him because of this. The younger brother who poses a great threat to his crown prince..."
He balabala gave a talk. Although he didn't have any original point of view, it was obviously different from the rural youth that Director Liu imagined. Director Liu was very happy to say, "Okay, let him come over tomorrow, as long as he is not mischievous." What a mess, when it comes to the college entrance examination, our school will uniformly obtain student status and ID cards, young man, study hard!"
The tuition fee for three years was only 4500. Ji Baba happily paid the money, and took Long Er to the small shop in front of the school to buy all the schoolbags and books, and personally sent him to a small bungalow behind the big teaching building. It is the classroom where the borrowing class is located. It is very simple, but it is enough to go to school.
While Director Liu and Ji Baba were talking to the head teacher of the borrowing class, Long Er looked around the classroom, and was very disappointed and shocked to find that Ji Xiaoxiao was not in this class.
He asked directly in front of the dean, "Aren't my wife and I in the same class?!"
"??"
Director Liu looked confused, "What wife?"
Ji Baba glared at Long Er, and hurriedly made amends, "You heard wrong, it's not my wife, but my brother, he calls my little brother my brother, and the two children are cousins."
Director Liu smiled, and said clearly, "Oh, do you want to be in the same class as my cousin?"
Not seeing Xiao Xiao, Long Er was full of unhappiness, nodded and said roughly: "En."
Director Liu patted him on the shoulder, "Then study hard. I'll transfer you to Class [-] and Class [-] if you pass the monthly exam this time." Director Liu was obviously just joking. Really, but Long Er listened to it in his heart, he stopped talking, and glanced at the geometry proofs on the blackboard in the classroom, first frowned, then his expression relaxed, and then a disdainful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
It's very simple.
He has honey brown skin, handsome facial features and a stern expression. He is very tall, at least 1.8 meters five, with a straight body, and his whole figure is like a small animal ready to go. The appearance immediately made the girls in the whole class excited.
"So handsome! There is a handsome guy in our class!"
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The original god was revealed, and I made everyone cry with my sword
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