Who is the father of this egg! ?

After sending Ji Xiaoxiao back, Ji Baba was doing laundry while planning to go to the mall to buy two clothes for the bastard.More than 1 yuan was recorded yesterday, plus the 2000 yuan given by Mao Dazhuang a few days ago, it is enough to buy some more beautiful clothes for Ji Xiaoxiao.

It's best to dress up your son to be more handsome than the starlets on TV!

While rubbing the clothes, Ji Baba thought happily—all the clothes at Ji Baba's house are washed by hand in summer, saving water.

The shoes worn by the stinky bastard are all from last year. Children grow up fast, and they will probably squeeze their feet if they wear them again. I need to buy a pair of shoes. It’s too hot in summer, so I need to buy a beautiful hat and a few more T-shirts. T-shirt, and trousers, brat’s trousers are too thick, it’s too hot to wear in summer—and Diao, he wears his own and small clothes now, I have to bring two for him...

After thinking about it, Ji Baba felt that the things he wanted to buy might not fit in a tricycle.

It's good to find a scumbag to be a porter. Anyway, he has nothing to do, so it's only natural to move things for his son...

It was past nine o'clock after washing and drying. Ji Baba walked into the main room to get some money before going out. As soon as he entered the room, he saw Long Er, who had turned into a human, digging for food with his own rice cooker in his arms.

Ji Baba asked in surprise: "You know how to cook by yourself?" When he sent Xiao Xiao to school in the morning, Long Er was so sleepy that he couldn't wake him up, Ji Baba didn't cook his meal because he was afraid that he would wake up too late and wouldn't be able to eat breakfast. He planned to make it for him when he came back, but when he came back, the kid was still sound asleep, so Ji Baba went to wash his clothes on his own, but this kid actually ate on his own.

Long Er put down the pot, with a few grains of rice on the corner of his mouth, he scratched his head a little embarrassedly, "Well, although I have been living in an egg, my sense of sight can reach five miles around, there are many restaurants in the Dinosaur Park, I often Go and see... the food of human beings is delicious, just like what you saw!" Long Er gave a very high evaluation with a serious expression.

Even though he had a headache, how to deal with Long Er, Ji Baba couldn't bear to see a child who was similar to Ji Xiaoxiao holding white rice and eating deliciously. Order rice, I remember the house is still a bit rotten—ah!” Ji Baba exclaimed, and saw that there was only a third of the bag full of rice in the cabinet, and Ji Baba Baba immediately thought of Hui Mao, and he yelled, "Grey Mao!"

Huimao rushed in from the window with a whoosh, holding a small rice ball wrapped in lotus leaves, "Why did you call me so early in the morning?"

Ji Baba pointed to his own rice bag, and asked angrily, "Did you give Su Bai my rice again!?"

Huimao stared at Heidou's eyes, and the rice ball in his hand fell to the ground in shock. He quickly picked up the rice ball and blew a few breaths distressed, "Who-hu-who took your rice!? You Don't wrong the good people!"

Ji Baba said without hesitation: "You still say no, the rice ball in your hand is the proof!"

Gray Mao shouted anxiously: "Xiao Bai gave it to me!"

"Xiaobai's family is already so poor that it depends on you to support them. Where can he get rice balls for you!"

The two of them refused to give in to each other, and suddenly a weak voice came from the kitchen door, "That...my father-in-law..."

Ji Baba turned his head and saw that Long Er had changed back to his original shape, huddled by the kitchen door with the rice cooker on his head, looking at him eagerly.

Gray Mao's eyes opened wider than before, "Father-in-law!? Is Xiaoxiao married? - Well, Ji Baba, I misjudged you. You didn't tell me that Xiaoxiao got married just because of a few pounds of rice. I'm afraid I won't be able to afford the share of the money!"

Long Er rubbed his stomach with his tiny forelimbs, and admitted embarrassedly, "I eat rice..."

Ji Baba picked up the half-empty rice bag with trembling hands, and asked in horror, "You, what did you eat?"

Long Er nodded his big head, "I ate it..."

Ji Baba confirmed the net weight on the rice bag, it was 50kg, that's right.

This kid ate 30 kilograms of rice for breakfast! ! ?

"I haven't eaten much yet...let's talk about it after lunch..." Long Er said with a lot of meaning.

Ji Baba felt his eyes darkened, and almost fell down.

"Chicken!" A strong and warm arm caught him, Ji Baba shivered, and immediately regained consciousness, he hurriedly got rid of Fengzhen's embrace, and tried to pretend that nothing had happened, and said, "Then, wait for lunch then." talk later."

Talk about yarn again!

I'm going to call Dinosaur Park to send you to eat public food, who the hell can afford such a master who can eat!No, [-] kilograms of rice is just a seven-point filling, and Ji Xiaoxiao can't afford it if he sells it openly!

"The murderer has been caught, stingy chicken, you have to apologize to me!" Seeing that the culprit had confessed to the capital, Huimao trembled and strongly demanded that Ji Baba apologize to him.

Ji Baba was going to pretend to be foolish, but Fengzhen was right next to him. Ji Baba subtly didn't want Fengzhen to see his rogue side, so he pretended to apologize generously, "I was wrong, I'm sorry Big Brother Hui, noon Make pork porridge for you."

Gray Mao nodded in satisfaction, "It's not too bad, put more preserved eggs."

"Put two preserved eggs separately for you."

After Huimao left, Ji Baba uncharacteristically dragged Feng Zhen to the bedroom alone, "Come here, let me tell you something—that Long Er, you continue to eat, you're welcome." Ji Baba's heart was bleeding.

Feng Zhen took an inch, put his arms around Ji Baba's waist with his back, closed the door with the other hand, and asked a little narrowly: "Is the chick so anxious?"

Ji Baba shook off his hand, rolled his eyes, "Worry about your size!" He glanced at the bedroom door, and said meaningfully: "What about the one outside! A meal can cost dozens of dollars. Jinmi, and wanting to be Xiaoxiao’s husband, I don’t think he starved my Xiaoxiao to death before the two of them got married!”

The chick's waist is slender, but it feels soft to the touch. Feng Zhen rubbed his fingers together, and said casually, "Seal his five senses and throw him into the sea."

Feng Zhen wasn't talking big. Although Long Er had profound spiritual power, he was still far behind him. Let alone sealing his five senses, Feng Zhen didn't need much effort to kill him.

Ji Baba thought for a while, and resolutely rejected the proposal, "Why is he so cruel, he has saved my Xiaoxiao several times..."

Feng Zhen's face changed slightly, "Has something happened to Xiao Xiao?"

"That's right." Ji Baba nodded, "Last time I met a tooth spirit, and it was not easy to deal with. At that time, Long Er was still in the egg, and a flash of lightning knocked the tooth spirit down," Ji Baba said. He took out the Juling Bean containing the tooth spirit, and handed it to Feng Zhen, "It is it, and it is also a poor ghost, I still plan to find a chance-no! My train ticket!!!"

Ji Baba suddenly hugged his head and yelled, "Ah, my ticket!" He took out his mobile phone, and found out the ticket booking text message from several days ago. He was looking at the calendar on the wall, confirming it with distress and pain. I realized the fact that I wasted 30 yuan of train tickets in vain.

He bought a ticket last week, and planned to go to Pangang Mountain this Wednesday, to help the poor tooth spirit gather her soul, and let her recall the events of her life, whether it is revenge or reincarnation, it is up to her, but what happened in the past few days Too many, Ji Baba forgot.

Ji Baba stomped his feet, "I'm so mad! I lost another 30 yuan!" He closed his eyes, calmed down, grabbed his neckline and kept comforting himself, "Fortunately, it's only 30 yuan. If the cat Zhang Shan Wang Wushan That’s more than 30 yuan—what are you doing!”

Just as Ji Baba was trying to convince himself that it was only 30 yuan, Feng Zhen suddenly hugged him.

He was a head shorter than Feng Zhen. When Feng Zhen hugged him tightly, his chin could only rest on Feng Zhen's shoulder, which was extremely awkward. Ji Baba patted Feng Zhen's back vigorously, "What are you doing? Let me go! It's on my neck!"

"Chicken." Feng Zhen's voice was full of pain, "You brought Xiao Xiao to suffer so much before I didn't know..."

Ji Baba rolled his eyes, "You only know now? It's too late, our father and son have come to the end of our hardships—you let me go, do you hear me!"

"Whoever dares to hurt you in the future, I will make their lives worse than death."

Feng Zhen's embrace is broad and warm. As early as 16 years ago, when Feng Zhen said such words, Ji Baba would definitely be moved to tears. Unfortunately, Ji Baba is already an old fritter, and he will never take such useless vows seriously. , swearing is just opening and closing the mouth, it is very simple, and the dead chicken boy swears to him all day long that he will be a melon baby, and he will pass the exam, which one will come true?

All his life, Ji Baba only listened to his own son fooling him, and everyone else was farting.

"Oh, thank you." As soon as Ji Baba finished speaking, his broken mobile phone rang suddenly. Ji Baba took out the mobile phone from his pocket with great effort and found that it was an unfamiliar number. Ji Baba subconsciously wanted to hang up, but ended up accidentally Press the speakerphone.

There was an eager and unfamiliar voice, "Hello! Is this Ji Xiaoxiao's father?"

Ji Baba's heart tightened, and he quickly said, "Yes, I am Little Daddy, what's the matter, did my little one make any mistakes?"

Parents all over the world are basically the same. When facing their children, there is always a fluke mentality that maybe it is not so bad or that it is not the case.

"Xiaoxiao fell down during gym class!"

Ji Baba pretended to be generous and said: "If you fall, you will fall. I will take him home and take him to the hospital." Although Ji Baba spoke lightly, his voice was trembling with nervousness.

Feng Zhen let go of his restraint, the expression on his face was as cold as ever, but the slightly anxious eyes also betrayed him.

"It's a bit serious. I lost two front teeth. Come to school quickly!"

Ji Baba's mind went blank, and he yelled into the phone: "Xiao Xiao!" The phone had already hung up, and there was only a beeping busy tone, Ji Baba swayed a few times, and fell on Feng Zhen In his arms, he grabbed Feng Zhen's sleeve, held it back for a long time, and then said in a crying voice, "What do you mean two front teeth fell off, isn't there only two front teeth, if you fall off, it will be gone..."

Feng Zhen's hand instantly clenched his shoulder.

Feng Zhen and Ji Baba rushed to the school as quickly as possible, and a large group of people had already surrounded the playground.Ji Xiaoxiao was sitting in the middle of the crowd, leaning on a tall boy.

From his chest to the top of his trousers and the ground next to him, there were small pieces of blood dripping, which were very scary when they were connected together. He covered his mouth, and dark red blood dripped from between his hands from time to time, and his eyes widened. The big one kept turning his head to look for his father.

Although Ji Xiaoxiao is a crybaby, he never cries when his father is away, because Ji Baba told him that in this world, except for his father who tolerates crying children, other people will only get angrier when they hear other people's cries and impatient.

Although Ji Baba has no money, he raises his son meticulously, no matter how rich his father is. So Ji Baba spent a lot of money to install protective sockets in the rented house. When he was a child, Ji Baba didn't even dare to let his son eat the sausage alone, for fear that the stick would accidentally poke him.

Such a treasure that was held in his mouth for fear of melting and held in his hands for fear of flying, now his body is covered in blood, his hair is messy, and he is squatting there, like a little beggar who was beaten for no reason, Ji Baba The moment I saw my son, tears flowed down my face, "Little!"

"Huahua!" When Ji Xiaoxiao saw his father, his face was flushed, and he gasped for breath. It wasn't until Ji Baba knelt down in front of him that he finally let out a cry. He opened his mouth, and blood flowed down his mouth The jaw flowed down, and two rows of millet teeth, which were originally white and neat, had two obvious black holes in the middle, "Huahua woo woo woo woo woo"

Ji Xiaoxiao hugged Ji Baba and would not let go, using as much strength as she could, crying until Ji Baba's heart was broken.

His teeth leaked, his upper lip was hit by his front teeth, and the wound almost pierced through the flesh. Except for the front teeth, the rest of the upper teeth were also swollen and painful. From the mouth to the nose to the whole head, the pain made him cry. It's all strenuous.

"Huahua wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow " afraid of bumping gum, and the sound of 'baba' can't be pronounced at all due to air leakage from teeth.

Ji Baba kept patting his son's back, "Oh, don't cry, don't cry, poor Bao, daddy's poor meat Baobao..."

"Where is the doctor!" Feng Zhen yelled, he managed to keep calm, the way Ji Xiaoxiao nested there miserably hurt his heart, he was in a mess like an ordinary father, at a loss for what to do.

"that……"

At this time, a lean old man squeezed into the crowd, followed by a well-trained middle-aged couple and a doctor with a medicine box behind him. He looked at Ji Baba and his son, and then turned his head. Seeing Feng Zhen, he quickly walked towards Feng Zhen with three people, "Hello, you are Ji Xiaoxiao's parent, right? I am the teaching director of No. [-] Middle School, this—"

"Get out!" Feng Zhen's eyes were red, he suddenly waved his hand, and everyone present except Ji Baba and Ji Xiaoxiao, all of them fell to the ground, he walked over and said softly to Ji Baba: "Give me Xiaoxiao. "

"It hurts to bite, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" is it, she kicked me, kicked my ankles, and I fell down, woooooooooooooo" Ji Xiaoxiao clung to her father's sleeve and complained incoherently .

Ji Xiaoxiao felt distressed and anxious, and when he heard his son say this, his heart was even more angry. He held back his anger to comfort his baby, "Dad knows, Dad will settle accounts with him later, let Ah Zhen see you first. OK?"