Who is the father of this egg! ?

Ji Baba was annoyed, "Second grandson? If you don't tell my father the truth today, my father will definitely call you a grandson!"

"You know how to hit me! Bad dad!" Ji Xiaoxiao protected her round buttocks with the tips of chicken wings, and Heidou's eyes were full of accusations against her dad.

"Be honest and be good and I will beat you! It's because you are disobedient!"

"Am I being dishonest? Am I being obedient? The fat aunt said she couldn't find a boy as obedient as me even with a lantern! It's because my father is not satisfied!"

Whatever Ji Baba said was answered back by Ji Xiaoxiao sentence by sentence, his hands were shaking with anger, he stood up suddenly, and ran around the room looking for a feather duster, "You son of a bitch, it's impossible if I don't teach you a good lesson, give it to me." Wait for you to wait for me!"

Ji Xiaoxiao seized the opportunity and wanted to slip away, but Ji Baba didn't bother to catch him. He went directly to the sofa, picked up the big egg, and threatened: "If you dare to run, if you dare to run, today I will make stewed eggs!"

Ji Xiaoxiao collapsed, and quickly flapped her little wings and flew back, bowing and kowtowing to her father in various ways, and the chubby chick was spinning on the ground like a spinning top, "I was wrong, Dad, I was wrong, don't stew it! "

"Then tell me, where did this egg come from? If it's not a dinosaur spirit, what kind of spirit is it?"

"It was born by the baby!" Ji Xiaoxiao said in shock, "I told you that I can still give birth to a second grandson..."

Ji Baba, who thought this bastard was fooling around casually, couldn't help but frowned, and followed him and asked, "Born by yourself?"

The chubby chick on the instep nodded vigorously, "I gave birth to it myself!"

"You...give...father...Ben another...let's see...see..." Ji Baba stared at his son and said gloomily, intending to see what other tricks his son could play.

Ji Xiaoxiao squinted her eyes, and discussed with her father vigilantly, "Let me tell you first, I really gave birth to it myself, I didn't tell you because I was afraid that my father would not believe it..."

Ji Baba sincerely agreed, "I believe in you, if my father doesn't believe in you, no one can believe in you." Only if you believe in you will you be a ghost!

Chick Cub hesitated for a while, then turned and ran out of the yard.

"Stinky bastard, you want to run away!"

"Father come with me!"

Ji Baba hurriedly followed.

It was just after eleven o'clock in the noon, and the village in the city was quite lively. Anyone who saw Ji Baba would say hello, "Baba, ouch, let's walk, how about walking the chicken?" , "Yes, the chick I just bought at home, come out for a walk and bask in the sun."

Ji Baba walked away, and several women gathered together and lamented that Ji Baba was not easy, "Single parenting is just hard, look, you can't even raise chickens."

"Who says it's not? I heard from my elder sister that his family eats millet porridge every day and doesn't bring it around all year round. Alas, I'm suffering."

"Then you have to treat Xiaoxiao better in the future!"

"Don't tell me, he will really live with my Chaochao in the future. I will feed Xiaoxiao chicken soup every day. I will treat Chaochao as much as I want. Who makes us like Chaochao..."

So what kind of pheromone did Ji Marisu Xiaoxiao release to make everyone want this chick?

Ji Baba followed Ji Xiaoxiao all the way to a morning glory bush by the roadside at the entrance of the village, and saw the little chick with his eyes closed, burrowed into the morning glory bush, kicked his two paws, and fell asleep!Go!up!

Ji Baba held back his anger and watched his son operate, and waited quietly for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, Ji Xiaoxiao kicked his legs and yawned, "I'm awake~"

Then he stood up, pointed to the back of his buttocks and said, "Dad, you see I have another one—huh? Why is there nothing?"

Ji Baba crossed his arms and stared closely at Ji Xiaoxiao, who was the upper body of the showman, "Pretend, you pretend."

"I didn't pretend! I just fell asleep in the morning glory bushes that day, and gave birth to a big white egg, which is just under my buttocks. It is my baby!" Ji Xiaoxiao retorted loudly, completely unaware of the impact of her words on the poor What a hit Chicken Daddy made.

For a moment, Ji Baba could hardly stand still. He staggered and asked tremblingly, "You, what did you say?"

Ji Xiaoxiao sniffled, carefully observed her father's face, and answered carefully: "I, I said that the big egg was born by myself... I fell asleep in the small flowers in the dinosaur garden that day, and when I woke up, I fell asleep. The big egg was born..."

"Little," Ji Baba walked over, held his son up to his own burning gaze, and asked solemnly and seriously, "Tell Dad, did anyone bully you in the months before you gave birth?"

"No one bullies me."

"...It's just whether someone has poked your butt, and it hurts after it's over." He was afraid that his stupid son would not understand, so he stretched out his finger and poked it twice in the air.

Ji Xiaoxiao didn't understand, so she tilted her head and said, "Yes."

The Piqiu chicken was almost crushed by the angry chicken father. He suppressed his anger and asked, "Do you remember who it is?"

"It's you, Dad."

Ji Baba's scalp exploded and he roared angrily, "What nonsense are you talking!!!"

The poor little chick was almost overturned by his father's saliva. He shook the saliva sprayed on his cockscomb, and innocently defended himself: "I'm not talking nonsense. Dad poked my ass just now, and it hurt me It got poked under the sofa, and the chicken feathers are all dirty..." Saying that, Ji Xiaoxiao straightened out her small chest, and showed her father the place on her chest that was scratched and dirty by the bottom of the sofa.

Ji Baba gritted his teeth and scolded, "The jab I'm talking about is not this jab!"

"Which stamp is that?"

"Yes, yes—" Ji Baba blushed, not knowing how to explain the word "stamp" to his son.

He looked up to the sky and sighed, why didn't he popularize sex education to the dead chicks earlier!Why is the dead chicken so mediocre that he never watches pornography with other skinny kids of the same age, and why he has basically zero knowledge of physical hygiene after he has gone to high school!

why!

Because the dead chicken has failed biology since junior high school!

"Boy," Ji Baba said calmly to Ji Xiaoxiao, "Daddy told you that laying eggs can't be done with a single chicken—"

"Who said that! Ji Xiaoer's mother is a chicken that gave birth to Ji Xiaoer!" Ji Xiaoxiao protested.

"Ji Xiaoer? Who is Ji Xiaoer? Your classmate?"

"Father is so stupid. You still tell me about the adventures of Ji Xiaoer every day. His mother once fell asleep in the morning glory bushes, and when she woke up, Ji Xiaoer was born!"

Ji Baba went crazy, "This is a fairy tale, it's all fake!"

Xiao Ji Zai'er's black bean eyes glanced at his father with disdain, "Liar, let me ask you why Ji Xiaoer's mother gave birth to Ji Xiaoer after sleeping in the morning glory bushes, you said it was the morning glory who gave birth to him Ji Xiaoer's mother was pollinated...then I was also pollinated by the morning glory...the big egg was born..." Ji Xiaoxiao's voice was getting weaker and weaker, but she was still firm. It can be said that you have a lot of backbone to explain your own ideas unswervingly.

Ji Baba didn't expect that he would make a big mistake by perfunctory with Ji Xiaoxiao's words. He pointed at Ji Xiaoxiao, "you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, I was speechless for a long time."But at the same time, he let go of the heart that had been hanging for nearly a month. His son is just a brain-dead man, and he has not suffered any misfortunes.

I'm really worried about my father.

Seeing that it was time for class in the afternoon, Ji Baba was too lazy to talk nonsense with his son, so he ordered Ji Xiaoxiao to change into a human form, took a step forward and poked him on the back of the head, "Now you go back to class—anyway, let me tell you clearly, this You didn't lay this egg, shit morning glory pollination, Ji Xiaoxiao, your biology class went into the dog's belly!"

"We don't teach this in biology class!"

"Then what do you teach in biology class?!"

"What Krebs cycle what first messenger—"

Ji Baba interrupted him, "Didn't your biology teacher tell you that you need two people to give birth together!"

"The talents in our biology book don't lay eggs..."

"Then what happened to them!?"

"A stranger."

Ji Baba only felt that he was about to be pissed off by a dead chicken, and he poked his son on the back of the head and warned: "I don't care if you lay eggs and humans, anyway, this egg can't be your seed, Ji Xiaoxiao, you are dead." You, you stole the eggs from the Dinosaur Garden, be careful that the police will arrest you!"

Ji Xiaoxiao stopped and looked back at her father worriedly, "Then what should I do..."

Ji Baba sneered, "You can tell the police that this egg was pollinated by morning glory, and see how the police uncle will answer you."

Ji Xiaoxiao pouted, obviously he also knew that in the human world, let alone being pollinated by morning glory, it is impossible to give birth to an egg as a human being. Ji Xiaoxiao was sad, "I knew Dad That's why I didn't want to tell my father..."

"Is this something you want or not? You stole hundreds of millions of years old dinosaur eggs from other people's dinosaur parks. Do you know what your behavior is called? Call it a thief!"

"I'm not a thief, I'm its father..."

After talking and talking, Ji Baba deeply felt that there was already a generation gap in IQ between his brain-dead son and himself. He ignored his son and secretly thought about expressing the big egg back to Huangshan City while his son was in class in the afternoon. Possibility of Dinosaur Park.

Dinosaur eggs that are hundreds of millions of years old and leaking egg liquid are definitely worth the old nose's money. I really can't afford to sell Xiaoxiao...

Just now Ji Baba was in a good mood because his son was spared the misfortune.

Both father and son returned to the yard with sleepy expressions, Ji Baba raised his head, and saw a person at the door that he didn't want to see the most.

Feng Zhen was dressed in gray and black casual attire, her slender and tall body was leaning against the wall in front of his house, as if she was waiting for him.

Seeing Ji Baba and Ji Xiaoxiao in front of him, Feng Zhen's expression froze, and then he returned to normal.

"What are you doing here?" Ji Baba opened his mouth and scolded.

Feng Zhen didn't speak, but brazenly followed Ji Baba's buttocks into the house together.

Ji Xiaoxiao secretly took a look at this handsome and handsome uncle, and felt a familiar and friendly feeling in his heart, which made him involuntarily want to get close to this uncle, but he was having trouble with his father, and he was not in the mood to say hello to his uncle. With his head down, he went to school with his schoolbag on his back.

"Are you arguing with him?" Feng Zhen sat on a chair in Ji Baba's house, drinking boiled water from Ji Baba's house, and provoked the relationship between father and son in Ji Baba's house.

It can be said to be very hateful.

"It's none of your business, who let you sit in my house, please go out!" Ji Babara opened the door, angrily chased away people, just now in front of his son, he was afraid that his son would think too much, so he didn't chase them away, now I just want the scumbag to roll as far as it can go.

"Chicken," Feng Zhen suddenly said sincerely: "I live next to you these few days, do you quarrel with him? Does he often make you angry?"

Even if they don’t live next door, Fengzhen can easily see the daily life of Ji’s father and son. Ji Xiaoxiao talks back and has poor grades. Every day when he comes home, he opens his mouth and waits for dinner. Xiaoji has to support the family and take care of Ji Xiaoxiao, and is often angry , in Feng Zhen's view, Chick had a hard time.

Feng Zhen said "he" one by one, Ji Baba was very ear-piercing, as if Xiao Xiao was some kind of outsider, he interrupted Feng Zhen, "We are father and son, quarreling is normal, please don't open the door like an eighth woman Look at how other people live, even if we fight, we don't care about you as an outsider."

Feng Zhen lowered his head and smiled, and when he looked up again, there was a glint of hurt in his eyes, "I...just care about you."

"Thank you for your concern, Xiaoxiao and I are fine." Ji Baba said coldly.

Feng Zhen moved his fingers and closed the door of the main room. He stood up and walked in front of Ji Baba, reaching out his hand to grab Ji Baba's shoulder, but Ji Baba dodged it.

"Is Xiaoxiao your adopted child..." When this question was asked, Feng Zhen's heart beat slightly accelerated.

Ji Baba tilted his head and looked at the ground, too lazy to answer his unnutritious question.

"It doesn't matter if you adopt it. I remember that ordinary ghosts should leave home when they are twelve or thirteen years old. The current situation in Fenghuang Guiyu is not stable, and it is just right for Xiaoxiao to go to Dongyu to practice—"

Before he finished speaking, the door of the main room was kicked open vigorously, and a yellow chick rolled in from the door. Tears burst into Heidou's eyes, and the whole chick was crying and trembling, unable to stand still. It’s gone, it crawled up to Fengzhen’s feet while crying, stretched the chicken’s paws, and urinated hot and full of anger on his shiny leather shoes. Feng Zhen spit out his trousers, "Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff... The bad guy pissed you puff puff puff puff puff puff!"