Who is the father of this egg! ?

Upon hearing this, Mao Dazhuang cried out loudly as if the electricity had been switched on, "Father! My son is not filial! My son, I will go to the master to see a doctor for you right away!" Howling, going here, going here, but not moving his butt, squinting his eyes and peeking at Ji Baba from time to time.

Seeing Ji Baba's indifferent face, he just waited for him to finish crying so that he could just give a reason and leave.Mao Dazhuang saw that crying was useless, he was really afraid that Ji Baba would not care about the family affairs, so he finally got up and threw himself at Ji Baba's feet, and wanted to hug Ji Baba's thigh, but Yang Chen quickly grabbed him , "What the hell are you doing, be honest with me!"

One arm of Mao Dazhuang was bitten terribly. He supported his arm and knelt in front of Ji Baba, his fat face was crying with two parts of true feelings, "Brother Ji, why don't I kowtow to you to apologize! Here you are!" Kowtow!" As Mao Dazhuang actually kowtowed to him a series of times, Ji Baba took a step back, avoiding Mao Dazhuang's movements, and scolded angrily, "What's wrong with you!"

Is he lucky or unlucky these few days, kowtow to him every now and then, let's be honest, who the hell wants you to kowtow, I'm not in my [-]s or [-]s!

I was complaining in my heart that only kowtow and no one came to be honest, suddenly a young daughter-in-law among the onlookers seemed to have heard Ji Baba's heart, and said coolly, "What are you kowtowing, how much is it worth to bend your knees?" money..."

Hearing this, Mao Dazhuang seemed to realize something, "Yes, yes, yes, that's right!" I saw that in the public, Mao Dazhuang unshielded to untie his trouser belt with one hand. No matter what age, Ji Baba can wear elastic pants and leather belts. This family lives in such a nice house, but they are not willing to buy a belt. Instead, they use a sewn blue cloth strip. At this moment, Mao Dazhuang was in a hurry to untie his trouser belt, but the more anxious he was, the more he couldn't untie it, and even tied the cloth belt into a knot.

Mao Dazhuang didn't agree with him, and the act of undoing his trouser belt made Ji Babale half dead, then turned his head and said to Yang Chen: "I think you are right, Mao Dysentery and Wang Chunmei must have eaten some shit. This feudal superstition doesn’t work, so I’ll go first—”

Before he finished speaking, Mao Dazhuang finally untied his trouser belt, reached into his trousers, flicked left and right, and took out a wad of hundred-yuan bills. According to visual inspection, there were at least three to four thousand yuan!

Ji Baba's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he didn't dislike the misplaced money, and pretended to say, "You, what are you doing!?" His eyes were fixed on the money in Mao Dazhuang's hand without blinking. money.

Mao Dazhuang wiped his face and stuffed the money into Ji Baba's trouser pocket, "Brother Ji! As long as you can save my father and my wife, the money is yours!"

There were too many people, so Ji Baba was embarrassed to take the money directly, and slightly pushed back the money, "Well, that won't work, you take it back."

Mao Dazhuang thought he thought it was too little, he gritted his teeth and stomped his foot, pointed to his yard and said, "My father still has tens of thousands of dollars, I'm in charge, as long as my father and my daughter-in-law can be cured, my father's money will also be given to me." You, these thousands of dollars will be your deposit, no matter whether it can be cured or not, this money will be given to you, Brother Ji, please do me a favor, I used to be a bastard, a bastard, and I stole your electricity , I’m wrong, can’t you, you can’t just stand by and do nothing…”

Mao Dazhuang, who has always been stingy, actually spent so much money to save his father and daughter-in-law. It can be seen that this man is not bad at all. Seeing this, the neighbors persuaded Ji Baba, "Why don't you come in and take a look, Baba?"

"Yes, I think Mao Dazhuang really regretted it sincerely, besides paying so much money back."

"I see thousands of dollars in this wad of money!"

"I can't stop, at least ten thousand!"

"The hairy dysentery family is really rich..."

Seeing that the topic was getting more and more biased, Yang Chen was afraid that people from the institute would come, and just happened to bump into Ji Baba engaging in feudal superstition activities, so he quickly persuaded Ji Baba, "Uncle, why don't I take you in to have a look? Let's make a quick decision." Bar……"

Hearing what he meant, Ji Baba put the money in his pocket, sighed and said, "Okay, I'll take it as a good deed, Mao Dazhuang, let me tell you, it's easier to ask God to give it away than it is for me. This time it's resolved, it doesn't mean they won't come to your house in the future, as long as you don't do anything, they will definitely come back, and I won't help you even if you go bankrupt."

Mao Dazhuang couldn't help nodding, wishing he could shake his ears, "I know, I know! From now on, I will definitely do good deeds every day, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately!"

Yang Chen almost laughed out loud.

Then Ji Baba took out the soul-inducing sword and the Lingzhan from his bag, and under the leadership of Yang Chen, he opened the door of the main room. A strong yin energy rushed towards his face. It was obviously summer, and both Ji Baba and Yang Chen couldn't help it. fought a cold war.

If the tragic situation of Mao Dazhuang outside the door almost persuaded Ji Baba to leave, the situation in the main room really made Ji Baba want to run away in the next second.

I only heard from Yang Chen that the scene in Ji Baba's mind was far less tragic than what he saw with his own eyes. The whole big main room was splattered with blood everywhere. Mao Dysentery and Wang Chunmei were tied to the chair and could not move. The trousers were all stained with dark red blood, and what was even more frightening was that both of them had bloody mouths open, and their saliva flowed down their chins all over their necks. The patched old man's shirt was tightly stretched, and his big belly was clearly visible.

However, the stomachs of the two of them made the sound of hungry stomachs, as if they hadn't eaten for a long time.

"Give me, give me, something to eat..." Mao Dysentery's throat was rough and hoarse, as if it had been pierced by sandpaper, and it was extremely ear-piercing.

But Wang Chunmei couldn't speak a word, she could only babble in a low voice.

Ji Baba only felt that his legs were weak. He tremblingly picked up the soul-inducing sword across his chest, moved forward slightly, and at the same time took out a piece of yellow paper from his pocket, and waved it in front of Yang Chen, " Do you have a lighter, light it!"

Yang Chen glanced at the yellow paper that looked like a ghost drawing talisman. If it wasn't for Mao Dysentery and Wang Chunmei in front of him, he really felt like he was playing house with his 30-year-old "father-in-law".

Yang Chen took out the lighter and put the flame on the yellow paper, but no matter how he lit it, the yellow paper just couldn't catch fire—more precisely, when it burned, it immediately extinguished like someone blowing on it. After waiting for a long time without smelling the smell of burning yellow paper, Ji Baba turned his head anxiously, looked at Yang Chen and complained, "Why do you light a fire like this--damn!" Then he turned back to Mao Dysentery and Wang Chunmei , Shouted: "Not good!"

I don't know whether they smelled the smell of strangers or were attracted by Ji Baba's voice, Mao Dysentery and Wang Chunmei stared straight at Yang Chen and Ji Baba who were carefully moving into the room. Resentment, hatred and... hunger, Yang Chen, even if he doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, couldn't help but be shocked by the strange eyes of these two people. He looked at Ji Baba puzzled, "Did your talisman paper get wet—" He immediately listened. When Ji Baba couldn't tell, he was even more confused, "What's wrong?"

Ji Baba thought to himself that you know what a fart, it's not good anywhere!

He only felt that the thousands of dollars in his pocket were scalding his thighs, and he wished he could go out immediately and return the money to Mao Dazhuang. It would be useless to spend so much money!

He uses the simplest pulse-taking talisman, which is used to check the strength of resentment within five meters. The weaker the resentment, the longer the talisman burns. If it doesn’t ignite at all, it means that the quality of his talisman paper is too poor, or there are no less than 50 years of resentful souls in this room doing evil, and the act of blowing out the pulse-taking talisman is telling them to get out of here and stop meddling in their own business .

Not to mention 50 years, even 20 or [-] years, Ji Baba, the resentful soul, dare not take the initiative to provoke him.

But it's too timid to just go out like this, it is very likely that it will damage your prestige in the village in the city, and it will not be easy to earn money.Ji Baba took a deep breath, plucked up his courage and said to Mao Dysentery and Wang Chunmei: "Two big brothers—" He thought of the ghost in the blue cloth coat with a bun tied into the back of his head that he saw outside the yard yesterday, and changed his words again. Said: "Sister, I know that you two must have suffered a lot during your lifetime, but now it's a new era and a new society, and it's unreliable for you to use corpses to revive the soul, look at the blood here. Yes, why don’t you tell me the place where your bones are buried, and I will do a ritual for you two, so that you two can be reincarnated as human beings, and it would be great to eat all kinds of delicious food openly, far away Not to mention, we have a shop that sells pancakes, which are crispy and delicious—"

Before he finished speaking, he probably heard what Ji Baba said was delicious, Mao Dysentery struggled on the chair again, "Eat... give me something to eat... I'm hungry, hungry..."

His fat body was struggling on the chair, and the chair creaked, as if he would break free in the next second. Ji Baba thought that his words had stimulated her, so he didn't dare to say any more, but took it from the bag again. He took out a piece of incense and lit it, and at the same time tried to knock on the Du Lingzhan, ding——

Ethereal echoes resounded in the spacious main room. Yang Chen looked at Ji Baba with a dignified face, and suddenly felt a sense of holy light. He quickly shook his head, repelling his unrealistic fantasies, and reminded Ji Baba: "We The people in the office and 120 are coming soon, you can be sure..."

Ji Baba ignored him, and watched the reaction of Mao Dysentery and Wang Chunmei while knocking on the Duling lamp. The sound from the Duling lamp can stir up the reincarnation of humans and ghosts. It is useless to living people, but it is very attractive to ghosts. Power and directivity, ordinary ghosts will involuntarily follow the sound of Dulingzhan when they hear the voice of Dulingzhan, but resentful ghosts may not hear Dulingzhan's voice at all, so it has no effect.

I saw the hairy dysentery still opened its mouth wide, shouting: "Hungry...hungry...don't eat bark...eat steamed buns, steamed buns..."

Wang Chunmei didn't make a sound, but turned her head and searched around, as if looking for something to enter. Compared with the ghost on Mao Dysentery, the elder sister who possessed Wang Chunmei is obviously a ghost of few words ==

Seeing that Du Lingzhan was useless, Ji Baba handed Du Lingzhan to Yang Chen and told him, "Keep knocking!"

"Ah? Knock this?" Yang Chen held the blue-and-white porcelain bowl that was stuck with adhesive tape and had several holes broken, with a dazed expression on his face.

"Knock." Without even looking at him, Ji Baba pulled out the soul-inducing sword from his bag, trembling, and walked towards the hairy dysentery.

"Hey hey!" Yang Chen quickly grabbed him, reaching out to snatch his dagger, "You, don't hold the knife! This is a controlled knife, it will hurt people..." Under Ji Baba's rare sharp eyes Next, his voice became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared in his mouth.

"It's called Soul-Inducing Sword. You don't understand even if I tell you. Anyway, you ring the Duling Lamp, don't ask about anything else!"

Ji Baba let out a few breaths, cheering himself up: Ji Baba, you can do it!I have to give you tens of thousands of yuan to drive away the evil spirits and dysentery!

Ji Baba, who raised his arm and swung the soul sword, was about to take a step forward to stab Mao Dysentery's body with a "forget death", so as to open an exit to draw out the evil spirit on Mao Dysentery's body, when suddenly there was a beep, beep, beep from outside the door. the sound of.

Yang Chen breathed a sigh of relief, "The ambulance is here!"

Participating in feudal superstition activities in person is really frightening!

Ji Baba's heart also relaxed strangely, took out another stick of incense and lit it, and bowed to Mao Dysentery and Wang Chunmei, "Both brothers and sisters, how much you bothered me just now—huh?"

Attracted by his suspicious voice, Yang Chen turned his head to look at the incense stick in his hand, and couldn't help but swear: "Damn!"

When the burning incense rose to the top of Ji Baba's nose, the straight line of incense suddenly split into two strands, the left line was thicker and the right line was thinner, rising about 20 centimeters before slowly spreading out in the air... …

Hairy dysentery and Wang Chunmei still didn't respond, which means that the evil spirits on them don't eat incense at all...

Yang Chen's heart skipped a beat, he pointed to the strange incense and asked Ji Baba, "What's going on?"

Ji Baba didn't know either, so Yang Chen hesitated, "Is it comparing scissorhands?"

Ji Baba was not in the mood to listen to his witty words at all, so he packed his things, pulled Yang Chen and walked outside, just in time to run into a group of white coats who walked into the yard hula-la.

"Who is this? Why did you let people in casually!? Xiao Wang Xiaozhou, what did you do? How did you let people enter the scene of the crime?"

Seeing Ji Baba, a man with the appearance of a potbellied leader opened his mouth to scold the two policemen behind him. Instead, he said kindly to Yang Chen, "Xiao Yang, are you okay? I heard that a doctor here was also bitten?"

Yang Chen frowned in disgust, and replied neither humble nor overbearing, "I brought him in, he—" Yang Chen didn't know how to explain Ji Baba's identity for a moment, but the fat aunt had experience, and said: "Baba is His relatives, cousin had an accident, isn't it normal for his nephew to come and see him! Isn't he bastard?"

Ji Baba, who was downgraded for a second, nodded perfunctorily, "Enen, I think my cousin is going to die, hurry up!"

After saying that, he walked out of the big courtyard of Mao's house, walking as fast as a dog chased him, a group of neighbors chased him, even the brother veterinarian who was bitten on the wrist followed curiously and asked: "How is it? What's going on inside?" like..."

Ji Baba wondered how I knew what was going on. He opened his mouth, but he didn't know how to tell the simple villagers about the two incense sticks he saw just now, so he could only shake his head helplessly, "I'm not good at learning, and I can't see it." What's the matter with dysentery after coming out, let Da Zhuang find another big gentleman..."

Fortunately, Mao Dazhuang had already been carried into the ambulance by the doctors and nurses, otherwise he would have been in a hurry when he heard Ji Baba's words

The villagers nodded in understanding, "Let me just say, how can Baba deal with the evil spirits who eat the living at such a young age? It's just a matter of embarrassment."

"Who says it's not, I don't think Mao Dazhuang's family will get better..."

"This is what happens if you do too many bad things!"

Ji Baba returned to his yard restlessly. It was already past five o'clock in the afternoon, and the sky was going to be dark. "Long Li Qi Jing" began to check the records about the two-thread incense.

But after digging around, he couldn't find any relevant information. Ji Baba frowned, thinking hard about the relationship between the starved ghost and the two incense sticks. Ji Baba, who was thinking about something with his chin, suddenly became nervous. He kicked his hind legs, jumped on Ji Baba's head, and shouted loudly: "Fart! Scared you to death!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa—"

As usual, Ji Baba was scared to death, and when he was still screaming, he changed back to his original shape with a puff - a ball chicken that was infinitely bigger than Ji Xiaoxiao.

Judging from the human form, Ji Baba and Ji Xiaoxiao are handsome and upright, and the other is cute and delicate. Although they have similar facial features, they can be seen at a glance that they are just father and son. After returning to their original shapes, two chickens with the same yellow and round shape are put together. It's not so easy to distinguish, they are like this, if they get married early and give birth early, it is very likely that their baby will be about the same size as their original form when the original form is still in the cub stage, and the father and son get together to take a look exactly the same.

Most of the ghosts in Jiming Mountain will not start to molt for the first time until they are 100 years old. After that, they will change their hair every 30 years. The original shape will not stabilize until they are 500 years old. Ji Baba is only in his early thirties. Many young people in Jiming Mountain The cub is still the baby of the family when he is 30 years old, and few of them are even married. It is even rarer for Ji Baba to be unmarried at the age of 16. That's why Ji's father and mother Ji are so angry, and they can obviously be raised. Seventy-eighty-year-old baby is about to get married and go out when he is 80 years old, so he will not be angry if he leaves.

Seeing that Ji Baba was frightened like this, Huimao felt rude, and hurriedly leaned forward and rubbed his sturdy body against Ji Baba's round belly, "I'm sorry, I just wanted to make a joke with you..."

"jijijiji!"

Ji Baba's Heidou's eyes were full of tears, and he complained aggrievedly. Gray Mao raised his front paw to wipe his tears, but suddenly he heard a stern voice from behind: "Touch him and try!"

Huimao turned his head and saw a big black bird flying in the middle of the courtyard. It was three to four meters long, and his whole body was so black that it was bluish. One click and one mouse.

Gray Mao only felt that his legs were weak, not to mention wiping Ji Baba's tears, he couldn't even lift his paws, "You, who are you? What are you doing at my house!"

"Your house...?" The big bird slowly flew into the main room and landed on the ground, only then did Huimao see clearly that it was actually a giant-winged black phoenix!The legendary ancient beast that can swallow the sky and destroy the earth!

"Feng Zhen..." Ji Baba's grievance was choked in his throat, his mind went blank, and he looked at the big bird in front of him and let out a dumb cry.

"Zhi—" Unable to bear the powerful coercion of the ancient beast, the gray-haired black beans rolled their eyes, and Gu Qie fainted.

Feng Zhen looked at Huimao, who was lying on the ground with his feet in the air, and then at the round and yellow chick. His heart was full of jealousy, but he didn't speak for a long time.

In the end, it was Ji Baba who came back to his senses first, and scolded dryly: "You, what are you doing at my house again?"

"Again?" Feng Zhen finally spoke. For some reason, Ji Baba suddenly felt that his tone was full of a sense of danger.

"You asked me what I'm doing here again?" Feng Zhen repeated his words, and suddenly smiled softly. He was obviously smiling, but the temperature in the main room dropped several degrees, and the chill was bitter. "If I don't Come on, won’t you be able to miss your troubles?”

Water?Let alone?What the hell! ?

Ji Baba was stunned for a second, then realized that what Feng Zhen said was referring to him and Huimao, he was so shocked that he blurted out: "Fart! You are sick! You are my sister!"

Although Feng Zhen looked calm at this time, his mind was completely occupied by the scene he saw just now. The little chicken was aggrieved and leaned in the arms of the mouse spirit, and the mouse spirit was rubbing her belly against the little mouse. The belly of the chicken, wanting to wipe the little chicken's tears affectionately... As for why he wiped the tears, Feng Zhen didn't want to think about it anymore, he only knew that he was very angry now, very angry.

Suddenly Feng Zhen spread his wings, and the whole hall seemed to be filled with this huge bird. Ji Baba couldn't avoid it, and was swept by his wings and brought to Feng Zhen's claws. Ji Baba couldn't stand still, His body was about to fall down involuntarily, he quickly flapped his little wings, and tried his best to fly a centimeter or two without being swept to the ground by Feng Zhen's wings.

After Ji Baba stood firm, he scolded angrily: "What are you doing! Why are you so crazy!"

"Chicken." Feng Zhen's beautiful head suddenly lowered, and his fierce eyes fell on a place less than ten centimeters away from Ji Baba. His original shape eyes were very beautiful, and the deep pupils seemed to be intoxicated just by looking at them. Ji Baba hurriedly Turning his gaze, he yelled in embarrassment: "Go away, why are you so close to me!"

"Is he your current marriage partner?" Feng Zhen's tone was full of indescribable coldness and danger. Ji Baba's heart was beating wildly. He knew that as long as he said "yes", the big Phoenix in front of him might be Swallow him in one gulp!

But this is also a rare opportunity to make the scumbag give up, Ji Baba stomped his feet cruelly, closed his eyes and shouted: "Yes! He is my husband! Huimao and I have been married for many years, and our wedding anniversary is coming soon! "

Gray Mao, who was a little conscious just now and wanted to wake up, suddenly heard Ji Baba's words in his ears, and Lei was trembling all over, and squeezed out a sentence from his throat: "Ji! Ba! Ba! You, don't ruin my reputation, nonsense !"

Ji Baba hurriedly jumped to Gray Mao's side, opened his little wings and blocked his mouse's mouth, "Honey, are you okay, you've finally woken up, you're so worried about me!"