Who is the father of this egg! ?

The situation of the Wang family is called ghosts carrying ghosts.

All the members of the family died in a short period of time. These ghosts who had a very close relationship with each other will "deceive" themselves after death and "conceal" the fact that they are dead. The strong obsession made the family believe that they are still alive.

There is a profession in the southwestern mainland called a guide, who uses special magic tools to "deceive" ghosts who have died in foreign lands, making these ghosts believe that they are still alive, and follow the guide's spirit-calling banner all the way back to their hometown.

This kind of special magic weapon is usually the bowl or chopsticks that the dead ghost used to eat in his hometown, and some use the little finger bone of his relatives. The latter is very expensive. Usually, the relatives will cut off the little finger only as a last resort. , make it into a magic weapon, and use the obsession of blood relatives to "deceive" the dead ghost: you are still alive, go home.

To put it bluntly, it is a drama to deceive ghosts and souls.

Because ordinary ghosts can hear people's words and understand people's ideas, and even judge their "going or staying" based on the actions of living people-that is, the sending and keeping of souls mentioned in the "Yin and Yang Qi Distinguishing True Dragon Li Qi Jing".

People often need the living to "send their souls" after death. The so-called "soul sending" actually means that the living people need to help the dead to cover the eyes of the dead with a white cloth, or cry loudly, or burn paper and incense. In the atmosphere of death, these ghosts leave the body and enter reincarnation.

Otherwise, the soul will not be able to leave the body in time, and the most important living souls in the heart and liver will be drawn out of the three souls and six souls, which will be absorbed by the world's spirits, and the remaining souls will either condense into resentment in the body and finally turn into lifeless souls The resentful ghosts of those who live there will either have no one to rely on after leaving the body, and become wandering ghosts, wandering lonely and aimlessly.

For those who died suddenly, because there was no stranger to "send their souls" in time, the living souls in the heart and liver were separated and scattered, and the other souls were always attached to the dead body. Without the guidance of the living soul, the other souls were extremely easy to turn into ghosts Harm the world.

Of course, some people who are too obsessed will die suddenly. Even if someone sends their souls, they will turn into fierce ghosts. It mainly depends on the strength of their fate. Become a ghost ending.

Where there is "sending the soul", there is naturally "keeping the soul". According to the literal meaning, the act of keeping the soul and sending the soul are just the opposite.With regard to retaining the soul, various metaphysics circles have different methods. The most commonly used method is the "deception" mentioned above. This kind of deception can be not only the deception of the living to the dead, but also the mutual deception between the dead.

The Wang family all died overnight. The ghosts among these blood relatives will have a stronger obsession than the soul of fate, making them deceive each other about the fact that they are dead, and still work and live according to the trajectory of their lives. No one breaks the deception, and some can even last for hundreds of years.

When Ji Baba first moved to the village in the city, he met a "little couple" in an ancestral hall of the village. They wore clothes from the last century, and their behavior was very modern. The water returned to the ancestral hall. Even though the river in the village in the city was extremely dirty, the man was still carrying a hoe to dig the ground under the courtyard wall of the neighbor’s house. Ji Baba didn’t know why at first, until he couldn’t help going up to persuade the woman not to use it. The river in the village in the city ran out, and there was a chemical plant upstream, so the river was undrinkable at all. Who would have thought that the woman pointed to the black water and said: Look, sister Meixiang is still washing clothes in the river, where is it dirty?One sentence scared Ji Baba half to death, not to mention that there was no one by the river, Mei Xiang was his landlord, an aunt in her 50s, how could she be called "Sister Mei Xiang" by the young woman in front of her! ?

After returning home, Ji Baba found out after inquiring that this village in the city was only a very remote village in the last century. In the ancestral hall lived a couple who said they had escaped. At dawn, I went to the river to irrigate the fields. The man carried a hoe and put on a star to wear the moon every day. He was very cute. The eldest sister of the landlord had not yet left the cabinet at that time, and she had a very good relationship with women. Sisters and sisters called It wasn't until one day that the gate of the ancestral hall was soaked in a large amount of blood, and the young couple were both beaten to death. Only then did the village know that the woman had eloped with the man. For men and women...

Relying on mutual deception and obsession after death, the couple is still "living" in the village's ancestral hall until now, and Ji Baba has never disturbed them, after all, they have already paid their lives for selfish love no matter what. The price, it's unreasonable to be gossiped by an irrelevant person after his death, and Ji Baba is not a nosy person.

The difference from the Wang family is that the souls of this "little couple" can only be seen by Ji Baba, an adult spirit with spiritual power. However, the resentment of the Wang family has turned into a reality in a very short period of time. Baba didn't even realize that these five people were not human at all. A few members of the family even traveled across provinces and cities from the next city to Liangqianzong to visit the zoo. Ji Baba couldn't help admiring the super strong soul and obsession of this family Five-body cast.

Ji Baba slowly pondered the explanations in "The Classic of Distinguishing Qi from Yin and Yang to the True Dragon and Li Qi" about sending away souls and keeping them alive. When he turned to the next page, he turned to the description about ghosts carrying ghosts.

The Wang family did a lot of bad things in life, killing two innocent children. After the five members of the family were burned to death, the pure souls in their hearts and livers did not float away, but turned into ghosts, and instead possessed the members of the Wang family. On the entity condensed by people's resentment, this phenomenon that one's own living spirit ghost possesses one's own resentment entity is called "ghost carrying ghost" in "Yin Yang Distinguishing Qi True Dragon Li Qi Jing".

The living soul is the purest strand of the soul. No matter how bad things they did before they were alive, the ghosts transformed by the living souls look so vicious. But at the same time, this is also a manifestation of the conscience of the Wang family. For those who regret and fear their own evil deeds, their living soul will not be driven away by the body, but will be condensed into a ghost and attached to the original body.

The living soul ghost will not harm people, but will slowly "swallow" the resentful soul of the original body, and then dissipate in the world.

Even if there is no woman's Mercedes-Benz, the Wang family's resentment entity will be slowly eaten away by the ghosts on their backs. Their black faces are proof that the woman's Mercedes-Benz is just an early end for the Wang family. The missing "free travel" tour not only broke up their entities, but also told them: You are dead!

Whether it was the five members of the Wang family who killed the twin girls, or the middle-aged woman who hid drugs in the car, they all got what they deserved in this incident.

Watching the domineering woman on TV, who turned white and said incoherently that I had killed five people, Ji Baba's mind twitched, and he couldn't help but read a poem: "Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the law of heaven is like reincarnation. If you don't believe me, look up Look, who will the heavens spare!"

At this time, the TV was showing an expert explaining scientifically why the brakes of the woman’s car suddenly failed. Let’s say there is God’s will in the dark...We public security officers will definitely do a good job in anti-drug and anti-drug work..."

There is a tacit understanding between the expert's interpretation with a Jiangxi accent and Ji Baba's voice-over.

Ji Xiaoxiao looked at her illiterate father who suddenly knew how to recite poems in five characters like a ghost, "Dad, are you okay..."

Ji Baba pointed at the TV and took the opportunity to educate Ji Xiaoxiao, "Xiaoxiao, you have to study hard, or you will do bad things if you are uneducated. Look at this woman, she is so ugly in her curse words, and she is still hiding drugs in the car because No culture!"

"But it was said on TV that this woman was an elite talent who had studied abroad in the last century..."

"That means she has forgotten the culture she has learned!" Ji Baba insisted.

Ji Xiaoxiao was afraid that the topic would turn to her own study, and desperately wanted to escape back to the room with her big egg in her arms, but Ji Baba grabbed her by the neck, "Where are you going? Come back to me and sit down."

Ji Baba pointed to the position next to his buttocks, Ji Xiaoxiao knew that his father was not kind, so he carefully sat down next to the sofa, pretending to be obedient, and said, "Daddy, you, what's the matter..."

"You son of a bitch." Ji Baba snorted on Ji Xiaoxiao's head, and cursed, "You're afraid of a fart, I can still eat you!"

"Oh..." Ji Xiaoxiao gently opened her coat and put the big egg in her arms, trying to reduce its presence as much as possible. In summer, Ji Xiaoxiao wears thin clothes, and inside Ji Xiaoxiao's coat is only an old man who has been washed white. The big egg is squeezed on Ji Xiaoxiao's soft and tender chest, and the eggshell is tightly attached to the two small protrusions, so embarrassing that the green shell turns yellow~

Ji Baba stared at the faintly yellowed eggshells exposed from his son's clothes, and his doubts grew deeper and deeper, but these were all trivial matters. He stretched out his hand, "Yesterday, I heard from Wang Chao that there was a problem in your school last week. It's a random quiz, how many points did you score, show me the test paper."

"Ah? Senma quiz, baby Phuket Island." Ji Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes in an attempt to pass the test by pretending to be stupid.

"Hehe," Ji Baba sneered, took out his phone, and clicked on the inbox. Most of it contained greeting text messages from 10086, and one of the group messages sent by Ji Xiaoxiao and his class teacher was particularly conspicuous.

"Hi, parents, we will have a math quiz in the afternoon of Thursday, March 3th in Class 7 and [-] of Senior High School. Please supervise your children to review their homework in time."

Ji Xiaoli's calf softened and almost knelt down to his father. The high school he attended was extremely perverted. In order to avoid the inspection of the Education Bureau, he withdrew the self-study at 05:30 in the morning and 10:30 in the evening, and moved the morning reading class to 06:30 , the last class in the afternoon was postponed to 08:30, which is not a big deal, because no tutoring is given on weekends, and a lot of homework will be assigned on Friday. I am afraid that students will not finish it well, so I force the head teacher to send homework to parents in groups, so that parents can cooperate Supervision, this is nothing, and even send all kinds of news about the upcoming quiz and big exams to the parents' mobile phones, which brings great instability to the students' family harmony!

For this reason, when Ji Xiaoxiao filled in the family information, she purposely filled in Ji Baba's mobile phone number by one digit wrongly. Since the beginning of school, she has taken the exam several times, and her father seems to be ignorant. How did she know this time! ?Oh yes, it's Wang Chao's big mouth!hateful!

Ji Xiaoxiao scolded Wang Chao as a scum in his heart, and it couldn't change the fact that a beating was about to happen. He pursed his mouth and covered his buttocks, begging for mercy, "Dad, you just beat the baby at the zoo this morning..."

Ji Baba grabbed Ji Xiaoxiao's arm, raised his arm and slapped Ji Xiaoxiao's butt, "It's actually true! I told you to lie!"

When he went to pick up Ji Xiaoxiao from school a few times before, he vaguely heard those students talking about the class teacher, text messages, and being typed by his mother. Later, Ji Xiaoxiao refused to let his father pick him up again, probably because he was afraid Revealed.Ji Baba himself is not stupid, he asked the landlady to send him the text message that was suspected of notifying the quiz, and changed the landlady's name to Ji Xiaoxiao's class teacher's name, just to cheat the dead chicken, no Thinking that the dead chick would be exposed so easily!

Ji Baba was so angry that he went out to ask Wang Chao for the phone number of Ji Xiaoxiao's class teacher, and when he came back, he dialed the phone number of the class teacher in front of Ji Xiaoxiao, the dead chicken was so frightened that his legs trembled and his mouth flattened to cry. Crying, "Dad, I dare not mess with..."

Ji Baba was afraid that he would run away, so he grabbed the back of his neck by the collar, the expression on his face was as cold as winter, and the tone he spoke to the head teacher was as warm as spring breeze, "Hello, is this Teacher Wu? Hello, I'm Ji Xiaoxiao Parents of..."

Teacher Wu is not very old, and she still has great enthusiasm and patience in teaching and educating people. She said in surprise: "Hello, you are Ji Xiaoxiao's parent? Have you changed your mobile phone number? I see you The phone number I called last time is different from the one I saved.”

Teacher Wu has a loud voice, and the voice of the phone is clear in the room. The fish dial has sneaked into the yard when Ji Xiaoxiao hit it for the first time. Exchange feelings with Xiao Engong.Ji Xiaoxiao stared at the closed door, her teeth itching with anger, and secretly hated herself for looking away, not realizing that Yu Paipa was so black-bellied and so bad!

Hearing Teacher Wu's words, Ji Baba only felt his anger go straight to Tianling Gai, and he glared at Ji Xiaoxiao fiercely: You son of a bitch, wait for me!

Ji Xiaoxiao flinched, her head was lowered, she wished she could stuff it into her clothes, and the big egg in her arms was hugged even tighter by him. At this time, Ji Xiaoxiao even complained about the big egg. When Boss Li was there, Dadan protected him very well. Why didn’t he come out even once when he was beaten by his father? Could it be that Dadan is also afraid of "grandpa"?

Jin Su is not brave egg at all!

"Yes, yes, the mobile phone was stolen. I called the teacher as soon as I changed the number. I want to ask if the school had a quiz last week?"

"Oh, you said this, Dad Ji, don't be angry, I think Xiao Xiao is also a very hardworking child, but the way of studying is wrong..." "... Teacher, just tell me how many points he got in the test."

"Ah? Didn't you sign it? You got 7 points..."

Before Ji Baba could do anything, Ji Xiaoxiao kept shrugging her shoulders, her little nose twitched, and she actually learned how to cry. Before her father spanked, she began to cry aggrievedly. "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Ji Baba didn't listen to him, and continued to flirt with the teacher, even though he really wanted to hang up the phone immediately and clean up his own bastard.

"I saw it, I forgot, thank you teacher."

"No thanks, no thanks, Xiaoxiao just has the wrong learning method, as long as he teaches well, his grades will definitely improve, he is a good boy," the kind teacher Wu tried to make up for Ji Xiaoxiao, "I am usually popular in the class and loves to help. Classmate, when he went to the Dinosaur Park last month, he even helped the disabled classmates to carry their schoolbags."

"Dinosaur Park?"

"Yeah, have you forgotten? The school just started last month. Our school organized a parent-child trip. We cooperated with the travel agency in Huangshan City. The round-trip ticket and accommodation ticket cost only more than 90 yuan. Many parents have gone. I will give it to you. You didn't text me back..."

After hanging up the phone, Ji Baba looked at his son who cried before calling him, and felt that the matter was very serious.

He dragged Ji Xiaoxiao back to sit on the sofa again, and asked kindly, "Tell me, which one do you explain first?"

Ji Xiaoxiao cried and said, "Dad, I'm sorry..."

Ji Baba waved his hand, "Don't tell my father such nonsense, I'll just ask you, what's the matter with the phone number?"

"I, I made a mistake—" Ji Baba glared, and Ji Xiaoxiao immediately confessed timidly, "I made a mistake on purpose..."

"Why don't you let me pick you up from school?"

"I'm afraid you will meet Teacher Wu..."

"What about the quiz in class, why did you only get 7 points!? How dare you forge my father's signature!?" Ji Baba couldn't help pinching his son's butt as he said that, Ji Xiaoxiao didn't dare to hide, wishing he could get his ass Give it to Dad to pinch it so that Dad can calm down.

"I can't write woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

"What about the Dinosaur Park, where did you get the money!?"

"I, I don't know—" Ji Baba stretched out his hand to hit again, Ji Xiaoxiao collapsed, crying and shouting: "I really don't know, Dad, I told the teacher that I would not go, and then , and then the class monitor told me that I have some subsidies for poor students, so I can go, so I went!"

"Why didn't you tell me?"

"I'm afraid I told you that you have to spend money to go together again. Dad feels distressed every time he spends money. The baby doesn't want dad to spend money."

Ji Baba is so obedient, what else can he say, he raised his hand several times, but in the end he didn't hit it, he took out a handkerchief from his pocket and rudely wiped the tears of his crying son, "Crying!" What are you crying, did you cry when I hit you?"

Knowing that this is a sign of his father's death, Ji Xiaoxiao, like all ordinary children in the world, has become infinitely dependent on his father who made him cry because he was afraid of being beaten a moment ago. He put his head on his father's shoulder, left Rubbing to the right, all the snot dripped onto Dad's shoulder, coquettishly coquettishly, "I cried because I was afraid that Dad would be angry..."

"You still have the nerve to say it!" Ji Baba poked his son's forehead with his finger, "Why can't Dad afford to pay only 90 yuan, and you didn't tell me when you went out to play, I'm so anxious if something happens outside! You also deliberately filled in your father's phone number wrongly, even if your teacher wants to contact me, you can't get in touch!"

The more Ji Baba talked, the more angry he became, Ji Xiaoxiao hurriedly hugged him and stroked his chest, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Dad, don't be angry, next time Xiaoxiao won't dare again."

"Is there a next time? There is a next time, and there is a next time. I don't want you, a bad boy who loves to lie. You can go and live with Uncle Gray Hair. I took Dial with me. I see that one of them is locked up. The little minnow who has been around for more than 20 years is better than you!"

Hearing his father say that he is a bad boy who loves to lie, Ji Xiaoxiao's heart felt as if he had been hit by a heavy hammer. Tears filled his eyes and opened his mouth wide, "I'm not a bad boy who loves to lie—— "

Ji Baba was stunned, what's going on? This is, he first reprimanded his son sternly, "Why are you crazy!? Did I hit you and cry again!"

"I'm not a bad boy—"

In the end, Ji Baba saw that Ji Xiaoxiao really didn't pretend to be pretending, and was crying very sadly, so he could only hold his baby's heart and flesh and apologize, "It's dad's fault, dad shouldn't say that about you, don't cry OK?"

"I'm not a bad boy woo woo woo..."

"No, Xiaoxiao is not a bad boy."

"Baby is a melon child..."

"Melon, melon, the little one is the best."

"I was afraid that my father would be sad when he saw my grades, so I didn't tell him..."

This is a cheap and obedient dead chicken!

When it comes to matters of principle, Ji Baba will not let a dead boy get away with it. Ji Baba wiped away his tears and said seriously: "Even if you are afraid that Dad will be sad, you can't lie to Dad. You also deliberately filled in the wrong number and faked it on the test paper." My signature, do you have a child like you? When you grew up, you didn’t get one score and two scores in mathematics. Have I ever scolded you for this? Dad’s requirements are not high. Dad is satisfied if you can go to that frog university. It's..."

Tsinghua?

Really easy to satisfy dad ==

Ji Baba wrapped his son's nose with toilet paper, "Blow."

Ji Xiaoxiao closed her eyes, and murmured forcefully.Since then, the crisis has finally passed.After crying, Ji Xiaoxiao didn't dare to make a fuss, took out her weekend homework honestly, and honestly finished it while her father was cooking.

Ji Baba sighed, put on his apron resignedly, and went into the kitchen to make a meal of carrot and millet porridge for the two little ones. Not to mention strange, the rice made by Ji Baba was a hundred times darker than carrot porridge.

Yu Diao Pao is very face-saving, holding a bowl of Hulu Hulu to eat a full stomach, Ji Xiaoxiao was picky and didn't want to eat it, but when he saw his father looking at Yu Diao who was eating and drinking with admiration, he suddenly had A sense of crisis that would be compared to the fish.

Dad actually said that Yu Po Po is better than him, really unconvinced!

Unconvinced, Ji Xiaoxiao held on to the mentality of wanting to beat the fish dial to please her father, and ate four big bowls==, until she chirped.

Ji Baba was shocked, for fear of making his son foolish, please ask Yupiao to wash the dishes, help Ji Xiaoxiao, who has a round belly, to lie down on the sofa, and take the money to go out to buy medicine in a hurry, "You son of a bitch!" Don't worry at all!"

Ji Xiaoxiao didn't even have the energy to answer her father, she could only hum and lie on the sofa without daring to move.

The only pharmacy in the village in the city was next to Mao's house. When Ji Baba arrived at the pharmacy, he found Mao Dazhuang's sister-in-law in the pharmacy. There were not many good people in Mao's family, but the eldest son, Mao Daqiang, was a very honest and kind man. Daughters-in-law are extremely loyal, as the saying goes, people are bullied by kindness. Such an honest couple was bullied to death by Mao Dazhuang and his wife when they lived at home. The family moved out of the shabby small tile-roofed house from the grand courtyard of the Mao family, and they seldom interacted with their parents and brothers on weekdays.Ji Baba didn't have any objection to the couple, so he took the initiative to say hello, "Hi, sister-in-law, what's the matter, you came to buy medicine so late."

Mrs. Mao sighed, brushed her somewhat messy hair and said: "Today, my father caught a pheasant in the field and stewed a pot of meat. He asked me to send a bowl to them. I brought it here. See Father and siblings are eating at home..."

Ji Baba was puzzled: "What's wrong with eating...?"

Mrs. Mao took a deep breath, approached Ji Baba mysteriously and whispered: "My brother and sister steamed more than 100 steamed buns and ate them while steaming, and my father and I kept eating as if we hadn't eaten in eight lifetimes. I see that stomach, ouch I was too tired to persuade them, so I went to the pharmacy to buy some Jianweixiaoshi tablets for them to eat, alas..."