Who is the father of this egg! ?

Before Ji Baba could react, Ji Xiaoxiao blew up first, jumped up and scolded the emu, "Who are you calling your son! Your eyes are full of shit and you recognize your son indiscriminately!"

The emu hooked its thick neck as if it didn't hear it, and stared at the big green egg with tears in its eyes, "My son! But I want to die~"

Ji Xiaoxiao blushed. If it wasn't for Ji Baba, he would have rushed to fight the emu, "Where is your son! You, you old bastard, don't talk nonsense!"

"Little!" Ji Baba grabbed his son and reprimanded him, "Listen to what others say first!"

"I'm sorry," said the emu with a smaller head next to the emu, "since my son was lost last winter, my wife has been a little out of sorts, and she calls her son when she sees a green egg..."

Another female emu echoed: "Sudi, although our emu eggs are all green, but yours is so big and the color is so bright, it must not be Uncle Miao Dierzhi... But I have never seen it Uncle Miao's Dierzhi, Uncle Miao hides eggs under his butt every day, we can't see it..."

I don't know if Uncle Miao paid attention to the words of the people around him, but just after the female emu finished speaking, Uncle Miao slammed into the fence, "My son~~~~" Then he rolled his eyes and passed out.

"Wife!" The younger emu yelled, turning around anxiously, and the emu's unique sharp and strange cry came out from its slender throat, "Ah~~~Ah~~~~"

The breeder in the distance heard its voice, and hurried over with big strides, saw Uncle Miao lying in the emu garden, and then turned around to see the green egg in Ji Xiaoxiao's hand, he sighed, and hurried Entered the garden to give first aid to Uncle Miao.

The Ji family father and son looked at each other: What's going on?

A whole garden of emus and their keepers gathered around Uncle Miao's huge body. It took a while for Uncle Miao to wake up, put his head under her husband's wings, and cried bitterly, "It's not my son... you Where did it die..."

The breeder couldn't understand the words of the spirits. Seeing that Uncle Miao had recovered, he stood up and went out of the emu garden and locked the door. Seeing the Ji family father and son who looked dazed and holding an Otto egg, he felt slightly apologetic. He smiled and said, "Sir, are you here to visit the Emu Park?"

Ji Baba nodded, pointed to Uncle Miao and said, "What's the matter with this emu?"

Ji Xiaoxiao also blinked her curious eyes, peeking at the loving emu couple in the garden: I'm a good boy, it's still the next year, Zhen Su is hot...

The breeder couldn't help but laugh: "It's a bit interesting to say, last year this emu stole a big green Otto egg like a child's play, thinking it was his own cub, It nestled under its own buttocks all day long, but it was crushed. We were afraid that it would be sad, so we threw the Ott egg away, and the emu ended up like this after throwing it away.”

The corner of Ji Xiaoxiao's mouth twitched, "You can buy another one for others, it's not expensive..."

The breeder waved his hand, "I have bought more than a dozen. The head of the garden said that it is a heart disease and cannot be allowed to develop. Let it forget the egg naturally. After all, it is a male and will not lay eggs at all. Our garden It’s impossible for Li to buy Otto eggs for him every day, and his daily food expenses are only ten yuan.”

The young emu husband gently hugged the sad Uncle Miao with his smaller body, and looked very affectionate. Ji Baba thought that it was lucky that he only had Uncle Miao in his heart, and he didn't hear what the breeder said, otherwise the couple would be happy. It must have collapsed.

Uncle Miao has nothing to do with Big Egg, Ji Baba is both disappointed and thankful, disappointed that there is still no clue about this matter, fortunately, that scumbag is not an offline Uncle Miao ==, it takes a lot of bad eyes to tell the difference Clear Otto eggs and my own son!

And it looks like all the emus in the garden have poor eyesight.

"Father, Uncle Miao is so pitiful..." Ji Xiaoxiao sighed.

"Poor thing, you gave this egg to him." Ji Baba said angrily.

Ji Xiaoxiao hugged the egg tightly, and said vigilantly, "No one can separate me from the baby!"

At this time, the father and son were walking on the small road leading to the Golden Eagle Garden. Ji Baba took a deep breath, and asked Ji Xiaoxiao sincerely and earnestly, "Son, tell Dad who that person is. Find that person or don’t want to see him again, Dad promises not to trouble him, I just want to know how you messed up this egg, you have to understand Dad’s good intentions! You are holding on to nothing now Dad doesn't know whether you are afraid of saying that Dad will scold you or you don't want to have anything to do with that person anymore, I'm afraid you will regret it in the future..." Ji Xiaoxiao tilted her head and asked her father with bright eyes, "Dad, do you regret it?" what..."

"What do you regret?" Ji Baba didn't react for a moment.

Ji Xiaoxiao pointed to herself, "I..."

Ji Baba's face turned red, and he didn't know if he cursed out of embarrassment: "What are you? Children, don't inquire about adults' affairs!"

Ji Xiaoxiao pouted her lips and gave her father a blank look, "You still say I'm stubborn, don't you think the same...I'm so old that I don't even know who my other father is..."

"Susususu, your grandma!" Ji Xiaoxiao stammered pettishly, "Little bastard, do you believe that I beat you?"

The dead chicken trotted two steps, turned around and made a face with his father, "Slightly slightly~ I'm not a little rabbit, I'm a little chicken!"

Ji Baba almost laughed angrily, pointing at Ji Xiaoxiao's trembling hand, "You wait for me, I will take care of you when I go back."

Ji Xiaoxiao continued to be naughty, tilted her head and said, "No, no, I'm not a little chick, maybe I'm a little phoenix!"

Ji Baba was stunned, his whole body was stiff, his mind went blank, only Ji Xiaoxiao was left with the words "Xiaofeng Zaizi, Xiaofeng Zaizi, Xiaofeng Zaizi". The little ear twisted a circle, "What nonsense are you talking about!?"

Although he has not evaded the fact that he is the one who gave birth to the chick for more than ten years, he has kept silent about the other father of the dead chicken, and even kept it secret. Ji Xiaoxiao probably knows his father's taboo, and has never But when I asked about another father, someone occasionally asked: Xiaoxiao, where is your mother? The lovely Ji Xiaoxiao opened her mouth and came: My mother is dead~

Very cheerful sample paper.

Ji Baba has always been proud of his successful single-parent education. His family is lively, cheerful and cute, helpful and generous. He is not at all as sensitive and negative as the children from single-parent families mentioned on the Internet.

Ji Baba didn't mention it, Ji Xiaoxiao didn't ask. For more than ten years, there had been almost no topic about another father in their family. Ji Baba mistakenly thought that Ji Xiaoxiao really didn't think about it. Enough is enough, the other daddy doesn't care if he's alive or dead.

Unexpectedly, this is not the case. Ji Zaizi not only cares about who the other father is, but even learns to hide his thoughts until he speaks out his heart.

"I'm not talking nonsense!" Ji Xiaoxiao yelled, enduring the pain in his ears, "The big black phoenix last time was my other father, right? Dial said he was blown into a man by my phoenix breath, I'm a chicken The cub is also a little phoenix, right!?"

"Fart!" Ji Baba scolded, "Your other father died a long time ago, what a bullshit big phoenix, dare to recognize father casually in front of me, are you looking for a beating? I think you just have an itchy ass!"

Ji Xiaoxiao retorted, "No, the ass doesn't itch at all!"

Ji Baba slapped his son's ass three times, "I'm going to make you itch right now! I'm not Xiaozi! Didn't you regret it after asking me? Father Ben told you, I regret it, I regret it, I regret it. I regret I didn't beat your little bastard's ass into eight pieces!"

Ji Xiaoxiao clutched her ass and twisted left and right to avoid her father's clutches, "I'm so old that I don't even know who the other father is. You keep asking me before my moth breaks out, and I won't tell you." You! You only allow state officials to set fires and not allow people to light lamps, you are a fascist!"

Ji Baba glared angrily, "Your father's Xi Shi! I think you owe a beating, you owe a beating!"

"It's fascism! Fascism!"

"I don't know what to send Xi Shi, but I know that Ji Xiaoxiao deserves a beating!"

Ji Xiaojie was beaten solidly, and two fat sparrows kept flapping their wings on top of his head to cheer Ji Baba up, "Be more powerful! Be more powerful! Be more powerful!"

After being beaten, Ji Xiaoxiao didn't dare to say that her father had given Xi Shi away, so she followed her father to the Golden Sculpture Garden weeping.

Ji Baba walked in front, listening to the sound of his son crying behind him, he couldn't help secretly regretting that he had done too much, but when he thought that the dead chicken was secretly thinking about that big scumbag, Ji Baba couldn't help it. own temper.

Why, I have raised you so much, yet you still think about my other father, unworthy son, a dead chicken...

Ji Baba also wanted to cry, he deliberately slowed down, waiting for his son to come up.

The family who just jumped in line at the gate also stopped in front of the Golden Eagle Garden. In the sun, each of them had a translucent ghost with long hair lying on their backs. Outside the fence, staring straight at the golden eagle in the garden.

Ji Baba even felt a little sorry for the huge golden eagle.

"Grandpa, the big bird is so beautiful." The seven or eight-year-old boy said expressionlessly.

The skinny young man was probably the little boy's father. He stroked the little boy's hair and said, "Let's see more."

The family's tone of voice has no ups and downs, and the emotional color between the words is not as rich as Jinjiang's voice reading the mechanical sound.

Ji Baba quickly walked back and forth in front of the golden eagle twice, and after confirming that the golden eagle was not a ghost, he pulled Ji Xiaoxiao and planned to run away, away from this unlucky and weird family. After walking two steps, Ji Baba Still unable to hold back his conscience, he turned his head a few meters away from the old man, and said tremblingly, "Master, do you feel back pain recently?"

There was an extremely sinister ghost lying on his back, so it's no wonder his back hurts!Now my back is sore and my back hurts, my life may not be safe in two days!

The uncle ignored him, but the ghost lying on his back slowly raised its head. Under the sun, the resentful eyes frightened Ji Baba to the point of urinating.

Ji Baba endured his fear and continued: "When you have time, you can go to the Huichuntang on Jianguo Road to buy some wormwood realgar, and take a bath with wormwood when you go back. Sprinkle the realgar in your shoes, and your back pain will be better! Today On Monday, there is a 7% discount in Huichuntang."

Wormwood exorcises evil spirits and realgar removes yin. Both have certain effects on ghost possession. Although the effect is not great, it is better than nothing. The whole family is haunted by ghosts. Just a few words of advice and advice, I can't do anything else.

The uncle finally had a reaction, and stared at Ji Baba blankly, "Today is Monday?"

"Yes, today is Monday."

"on Monday……"

Ji Baba didn't talk nonsense with the old man anymore, and walked away with Ji Xiaoxiao, the whole family stood there without speaking for a long time, when suddenly the little boy said, "Grandpa, are uncles, aunts and others going to visit our graves on Monday today. "

Ji Baba didn't hear this sentence of minus 60 degrees, otherwise he would have passed out on the spot from fright.

After walking around the zoo several times, because Ji Xiaoxiao was beaten up and didn't cooperate in various ways, his father raised his chubby face at everything he said, and he didn't talk to each other. Ji Baba was so angry that he walked around for a while. In the morning, I walked through all the egg-laying animals in the zoo, and I almost went to ask the hummingbirds, but I got nothing. Ji Baba felt that his patience was about to run out.

Seeing that it was almost noon and his son had to go to class in the afternoon, Ji Baba had to end his trip to the zoo.

Ji Xiaoxiao's grades were already very worrying, and she missed a whole day of school, and she didn't know how she would do in the monthly exam next week.

Coming out of the zoo, Ji Baba was about to take Ji Xiaoxiao to a stall to eat a bowl of noodles before sending him to school, when suddenly he saw two bright and beautiful little chubby guys jumping and jumping on his family's tricycle. The tricycle is wobbly and feels like it will be trampled on in the next second.

"What are you doing!" Ji Baba quickly ran up to stop, even Ji Xiaoxiao didn't care about getting angry, and pointed at the little fat pier angrily and cursed loudly: "You two bad boys, why are you jumping on my car! I get off!"

One of the chubby ones was probably having too much fun, Xiaopang blushed, and continued to jump while looking at Ji Xiaoxiao, laughing shamelessly: "Just jump and jump! You said it's your car, it's yours? Write Do you have your family name?"

"Damn child!" Ji Xiaoxiao stuffed the egg into her father's arms, rolled up her sleeves and was about to hug Fatty, when suddenly a jeweled woman came out from the nearby shop, saw Ji Xiaoxiao's actions, opened her mouth and cursed, "Where is the wild child, who told you to touch my son!?"

The woman held two ice creams in her hands, stepped on high-heeled shoes that were more than ten centimeters, and walked over without any effort. She distributed the ice creams to the two fat ones, and her long and pointed nails almost missed Ji Xiaoxiao. "What's the matter with my son? Let me deal with you!" As he said, he checked Pangdun's body, and he carried Pangdun away from Ji Xiaoxiao for several steps, like Ji Xiaoxiao It's like having a virus on your body.

Ji Xiaoxiao was just a teenager, and suddenly she was scolded indiscriminately by an elder sister in her 40s, and she was so disgusted that she couldn't react, so she patted her tricycle aggrievedly, "Auntie, you Misunderstood, it was your children who jumped up and down on my tricycle and I wanted to take them off, you see, the bottom of my tricycle was dented."

"Who is your auntie!? You have eyes but no eyes!?" The woman screamed.

Ji Baba suddenly became angry, "Be more polite!"

Ji Xiaoxiao chimed in and said, "That's right, your child nearly broke my tricycle, have you got eyes yet?"

The woman looked down at the worn-out and old tricycle, and smiled contemptuously, "What am I supposed to be? A broken-down tricycle is worth all the fuss you've made? Poor ghosts." She rolled her eyes at the father and son.

Ji Baba pulled Ji Xiaoxiao behind him, took a few deep breaths, suppressed his temper and said, "Who are you calling a poor man? Do you know how to be polite? You are not afraid to speak so freely in front of children." Teach bad children! You apologize to me!"

The woman seemed to have heard some big joke, and exaggeratedly let out a shrill laugh, "Hahahaha, sorry? Hahaha." The woman took out a delicate wallet with a strong perfume smell from her kun bag, and clipped it from inside. He took out two hundred yuan bills, passed over Ji Baba, and flung them lightly on Ji Xiaoxiao's face, "Okay, okay, I'm really scared of you poor fellows, isn't it just money, I have money, 200 yuan , don’t think it’s too much, take it to repair your tricycle, hum.”

Ji Baba only felt a surge of anger rising to Tianling Gai, and he suddenly asked, "Which car is yours?"

The woman froze, and subconsciously raised her fingers and fingered the car next to her. "Why? I really want to touch the porcelain, I tell you -ah ah ah, what are you doing!"

At that moment, Ji Baba had nothing in his mind, only the image of his own son being thrown in the face with 200 yuan. He was so angry that he picked up a brick from the ground, bang!boom!boom!He smashed a few big holes on the front cover glass of the most expensive red sports car.

The angry Ji Baba didn't notice at all, the car just drove over when the woman spoke wildly...

After smashing it, he turned his head, and the woman was completely stunned. Ji Baba took out fifty cents from his pocket, threw it on the woman's face, and said with great relief, "Don't worry too much, let's use it to repair the car!"

As soon as the words were finished, the door of the red car opened suddenly, and the first thing that caught the eye was the shiny black leather shoes, followed by the long legs in black suit pants, and then bent over, a tall and handsome man came out of the car, he Wearing a black formal suit without a tie, the top two buttons of the white shirt were unbuttoned, revealing a charming Adam's apple and a slight collarbone, full of abstinence.

His footsteps were steady, his face seemed expressionless, but his whole body carried an aura that made people hold their breath for no reason and stare at the world.

The eyes of everyone present were almost instantly attracted by this noble and indifferent man.

He walked up to Ji Baba's side step by step, staring straight at Ji Baba's stiff face with his deep eyes. After a long time, he suddenly bent down and picked up the fifty cents that fell on the ground, and smiled slightly at Ji Baba. With a smile, "Little chicken, I don't think fifty cents is enough to repair my car."