The strange scenery here is not the scenery, but these human beings, not the black hair and black eyes he is familiar with, but all kinds of strange things, each with its own color, red, orange, yellow and green are not bad.

But there is no one with black hair and black eyes.

This world is interesting. People all over the street are like cospy. Many people have all kinds of strange weapons, big and small.

Xie Jiawen has never seen it before, and only heard about it in ... But that's right, isn't the place where they are now the upgrade stream world in a certain world.

Jing Haoyang had already told him before that the protagonist in this world is the human race, who cultivates all the way to become a saint. He is a rare protagonist who is not promiscuous but dedicated to making progress.

Jing Haoyang especially wants to complain about this point: "I have never seen a protagonist in the Dianjia world who doesn't have a harem, and some people don't even practice. They can level up on the ground, and they can fucking punch someone stronger than him." people."

Xie Jiawen shrugged: "You have encountered too many routines. The point is that it is a male channel, so naturally there are a lot of YY."

"That can't be YY. When I first met those women, I actually admired them. They were smart and independent, and some of them were also very skilled. I couldn't figure out why they were so determined to follow those who were not as good as her in character and morality. She Isn't it good to open a harem by yourself?"

Jing Haoyang had no desire to survive. After speaking, he suddenly felt that the atmosphere around him was not right. Since he had developed a subconscious habit recently, he unconsciously allowed himself to glance at what was written in Xie Jiawen's eyes.

Nothing is written!

Two beams of flames shot up into the sky.

But Xie Jiawen still had a smile on his face: "Really? A woman you can all admire must be extremely good."

A smiling face paired with a pair of flaming eyes... Jing Haoyang's spine felt a chill, and his desire to survive was forced to go online: "You are better!"

Teng!

The flames grew bigger.

???

What went wrong? ?

963 watched coldly, and happily complained: "Are you stupid, Xie Jiawen is so jealous, and you still compare him with other women? I'm afraid you forgot that you thought he was a woman before letting yourself fall in love with him. It is estimated that this is a hurdle in his heart, you dare to step on the thunder."

is that so? !

Jing Haoyang didn't believe it: "Xie Jiawen has always been so gentle and generous!"

963: "Well, then you can continue to use him for comparison. I will let you fly and hurt your back."

"Shut up." Jing Haoyang was ungrateful, temporarily blocked 963, and looked at Xie Jiawen seriously: "In fact, I don't even remember who they are. The main reason is that the male lead provoked me, and several women came out and came out on their own initiative." Help him solve the problem, I am very confused."

Most of the fire in Jing Haoyang's eyes has disappeared, but the smile on his face has not changed, it is still a warm smile: "Dianjia is like this, Jinjiang will never have such a situation—"

After a pause, Xie Jiawen added: "As long as you don't mess around in the palace and the house..."

963, who had just been liberated, let out an oh: "Young man, you understand very well~"

Jing Haoyang immediately blocked 963 again, and decided to cut off the communication channels between 963 and other systems.

963 came to Jinjiang and learned badly. It used to be a good system that didn't talk too much.

Chapter Directory Gods and Demons 5

Regardless of the miscellaneous chatter, the two found a place to eat and had already tasted Jing Haoyang's products with the God of Cooking buff. Xie Jiawen obviously lost interest in these ordinary foods.

Jing Haoyang saw it clearly, and couldn't help laughing: "963 is right, if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture the man's stomach."

Xie Jiawen suddenly felt that both Jing Haoyang and 963 were a little scary, and he trembled all over, not daring to speak.

Jing Haoyang was still immersed in his complacency, discussing how to make the crispy salted chicken in front of him so delicious.

Because Jing Haoyang used the shielding function before, no one else noticed that Jing Haoyang's cooking method is completely different from the way people cook now.

Xie Jiawen kept swallowing while listening, and the happiness in his eyes became more and more intense.

No one can resist a real iron-blooded man making soup for himself, especially Jing Haoyang who only makes soup for him.

With the happiness in Xie Jiawen's eyes, Jing Haoyang has the heart to build a house on the spot.

After eating, Jing Haoyang took Xie Jiawen to find the dwarves.

The dwarf craftsman is famous all over the world. Although he is ugly and has a weird temper, he is a master of all aesthetics, and everything he makes is beautiful and ingenious.

Jing Haoyang and Xie Jiawen approached the dwarf's shop together, looking around... there was nothing.

Xie Jiawen squatted down first, and looked down at the dwarf next to him: "Hello, we are here to hire the best craftsmen here to repair the house."

The weird dwarf is worthy of his reputation. He first took a look at Xie Jiawen's appearance, his eyes flashed with surprise, and then he quickly turned his face: "Get out, get out, I don't entertain people with clean breath."

Xie Jiawen was stunned for a moment: "The breath is clean?" Is it because of his status as a god?That would be difficult.

Jing Haoyang’s thoughts are different, I grew up arrogant, why are you crazy in front of me, he immediately stopped in front of the dwarf: “He is clean, I have killed people before, let alone me Crazy in front of you."

Jing Haoyang released part of his evil spirit while speaking, this little dwarf is so small, if he releases too much evil spirit, this little man's heart might explode with fright.

The dwarf was indeed startled by Jing Haoyang's evil spirit, but his attitude was also inexplicable. He glanced at Xie Jiawen very contemptuously, and looked back at Jing Haoyang, with uncontrollable disgust in his eyes: "You said he was clean. ? No, no, no, I'm talking about you, he has more tricks than you."?

Jing Haoyang felt that his identity as a demon had been provoked, and he lifted up the dwarf who was less than his knee height, looked down at him who was struggling angrily, and was full of demonic energy: "You actually think that a demon's breath is clean?" ? Then I ate you, go and feel it in my stomach."

The dwarf immediately stopped all struggles, and his big eyes shot out surprise: "You are a demon?! No, I mean, you, you are a demon?! Yes! You are Shuanghei! You must be a demon!"

"Oh my God! I actually saw a living demon! My lord! Please forgive me for my rudeness! All of us dwarves believe in the demons, and we are willing to give our lives to the demon king!"

Jing Haoyang smiled triumphantly: "If you believe in it, hurry up and repair my house."

"Okay! You are right in everything you say, my lord! I will immediately ask someone to go with me!"

The little dwarf swung from Jing Haoyang's hand and fell to the ground, and ran out like a joy.

While staying with Jing Haoyang and Xie Jiawen in the dwarf construction room, Jing Haoyang couldn't help asking: "Who would have guessed that this dwarf believed in demons?"

Xie Jiawen: "He said a second ago that he hates the pure breath on your body—poof, the pure breath, he actually said you, I can't figure it out, hahahahahaha..."

Xie Jiawen laughed uncontrollably, and the more he thought about it, the more funny he felt. He thought that his identity as a god had been covered up by him, making the dwarves think he was pure, but he never thought that Jing Haoyang's simple and straightforward character was the pure breath in the eyes of the dwarves representative.

"Hahahahahahaha! He said you are pure, did you hear that!"

Xie Jiawen was laughing all the time, laughing so loudly, laughing so deliriously, Jing Haoyang watched from the sidelines for a long time, and laughed foolishly, the laughter spread eight meters away, a group of dwarves rushed in to take a look It looked like a living demon, but as soon as it ran to the door, it heard such a demonic laughter.

A group of dwarves rushed in with a roar, and then stopped suddenly because of disillusionment. They bumped into each other from behind, and the front fell into one piece. In an instant, the people fell into one piece, and even laughed so hard that they covered their stomachs and couldn't speak.

The dwarves may be out of admiration for demons. Although each of them thought it was not funny and nothing funny happened, they still held their stomachs and laughed wildly. .

This scene-hahahahahahaha!

After finally waiting for Jing Haoyang to stop, a group of emotionless hahaha robot dwarves stopped their voices in an instant. They didn’t look like they were still laughing at all. As soon as they stopped, they immediately surrounded Jing Haoyang seriously and wanted to give birth to Jing Haoyang. Oh no, build a house.

Jing Haoyang didn't ask for anything: "Perhaps you know about electricity? No, electricity doesn't matter, let's use magic power. I will pour a bunch of magic balls into you. When the time comes, as the energy source of the house, I want an efficient and convenient house. Oh and also, the kitchen must be very good, the bedroom must also be very good... well, the living room must also be very comfortable, how about this, I will draw the functional area drawings, and you will design the rest."

Jing Haoyang, who had no requirements, spoke dryly, and the hahaha robot dwarf who had no emotion accepted new things quickly, and soon understood that what Jing Haoyang wanted was a house that would make people lazy and break their legs.

In this way, Jing Haoyang paid three magic balls, invited all the dwarves to help him repair the house, and then stored [-] magic balls for his house as energy.

The dwarves regard it as a treasure, and come to worship these energy sources every day. When using them, they handle them with care, just like holding their own father.

Xie Jiawen originally wanted to infuse his own divine power to make some magic balls, but he didn't expect to be rejected by the dwarves.

At the beginning, the dwarf boss was very obvious: "Your aura is impure, but Shufa Dao has a holy and clean disgusting smell. You two really should switch, it's too incompatible."

Xie Jiawen thought about it, and laughed until the dwarf was so angry that he didn't pay for his life: "He chose this world, he is a devil, but he doesn't want me to be a devil, and I can't help it."

What. "

The dwarf who devoted himself to serving the devil, but never got any good looks from Jing Haoyang, was almost autistic.

Even if I fall into the devil, do I want to protect you from a speck of dust... This kind of behavior of giving up the supremacy of the demon world just to come to the human world and stay with a human being is really angry at the dwarves.

The dwarf turned grief and anger into motivation, chanted a chant and quickly built the house.

Xie Jiawen was lying on the feather rocking chairs carefully built by the dwarves, smiling and waving at them: "I forgot to tell you, I am actually a god."

What. "

Chapter Directory Gods and Demons + Variety Shows

The house is fixed and all that's left is to cook.

Jing Haoyang is still a beast, and the third child has never changed.

As soon as Xie Jiawen saw this table, the dishes became two big. It was normal for him to not be able to understand when he had no memory. Now that he has been cheated so many times, is it possible to eat? ?

"It smells so good..."

"Eat more if it tastes good." After Jing Haoyang finished speaking, he held Xie Jiawen's chopsticks again: "If it's not enough, there is more."

Xie Jiawen didn't know what was in the soup, but he didn't dare to eat the food anymore, so he kept blocking Jing Haoyang from continuing to pick up the food for himself, and only pushed that he wanted to drink soup.

In the middle of Jing Haoyang's arms!

He didn't show his expression, but he moved quickly to help Xie Jiawen fill up the soup, and winked and asked, "Do you want me to feed you?"

Xie Jiawen panicked: "No, no need, I will do it myself!"

Disappointment was written on Jing Haoyang's face, and he even used magic again to distort two ugly words in his eyes - disappointment.

Xie Jiawen turned a blind eye, and drank the bowl of bullwhip soup heroically in two or three mouthfuls, his eyes slightly brightened: "The food you cook is as delicious as ever."

Jing Haoyang narrowed his eyes with a smile: "It's good that you like it, I think Niu must be very pleased to know that you like it so much."

Xie Jiawen frowned: "Bull?"

Jing Haoyang's smile remained unchanged: "Bullwhip soup."

-

Ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

[Old Dog Competition! ! ! 】

In Xie Jiawen's eyes, in the three characters of "old dog ratio" who rotated 360 degrees without any dead angle, Jing Haoyang's smile suddenly changed, becoming no longer so gentle, but really moving in the direction of old dog ratio.

Jing Haoyang crossed the dining table and hugged Xie Jiawen by the waist: "Are you full? Now it's my turn."

[Old dog is better than old dog than old dog]

The banter in Jing Haoyang's eyes became more intense: "Scream, keep screaming."

Xie Jiawen's eyes were about to burst into flames: "I didn't call!"

Jing Haoyang nodded: "Well, I didn't call, you wrote it directly in your eyes."

Xie Jiawen's heart was ashamed, and he closed his eyes.

In just such a split second, Jing Haoyang found a string of fleeting words from the corner of Xie Jiawen's eyes: Day si you!

"Ha ha."

Waiting until the new round of Gods and Demons War, Jing Haoyang's tricks are so popular on the battlefield, he forcibly beat the two worlds of Gods and Demons with half the number of people, and the battle of Gods and Demons that happens once in [-] million years is because of the need to cultivate health and rest. Relationship, was postponed to [-] million years later.

The postponed battle between gods and demons directly delayed the story of the protagonist and the villain. The two of them didn't do anything, and the mission was completed.

Xie Jiawen didn't feel much about it. The only thing he was dissatisfied with was that after all, he came to this world to fight the dungeon of Gods and Demons War, but now it would take [-] million years to wait, which seemed meaningless.So even though Jing Haoyang still liked Xie Jiawen's straightforward words, he still agreed to go back.

The two returned to the main world, Xie Jiawen looked at Jing Haoyang, and before he could speak, Jing Haoyang handed him a glass of water.

Xie Jiawen was taken aback for a moment: "I still have words in my eyes?"

Jing Haoyang curled his lips: "Where is it? After such a long period of comparison, I can know what you want to do now even if you close your eyes."

Xie Jiawen felt incredible, and took two steps closer to look at Jing Haoyang: "How about this? What do I want?"

Without saying a word, Jing Haoyang picked up Xie Jiawen's face and just swallowed it down.

This is beyond the scope of Xie Jiawen's knowledge: "Then since you can know what I'm thinking just by looking at me without reading the text, why are you reluctant to come back in the end? I don't believe it is because you want to participate in the God of God after [-] million years. Demon War!"

Jing Haoyang pressed his forehead against Xie Jiawen's: "Little heartless, you never directly said you love me once."

Xie Jiawen frowned and recalled: "No? Didn't you say it when you confessed?"

Jing Haoyang felt wronged: "No, not once, but your eyes are full of love for me...Look, you must be thinking about loving me again in your heart now."

Xie Jiawen shrank her neck back, her expression was indescribable.

"Why don't we choose the world again, this time it's you, you just choose carefully."

Jing Haoyang nodded: "Yes, it's not interesting to stay in the main space all the time."

The two quickly agreed, and Jing Haoyang went to look for the new world again. This time, he chose the world a lot more carefully, and he couldn't choose any messy world of gods and demons. This kind of world with divided planes might be a separation end.

He also didn't want to choose the bloody mermaid world, Jing Haoyang is still disgusted with his original appearance.

This can't be done, and that can't be done... After thinking about it, it turns out that the pure urban world is the best, and there is nothing to worry about.

Jing Haoyang chose for a long time, and he took a fancy to a pure urban world.

"Let's go, it's a city this time, and it's easy to do whatever you want. If you want to go to heaven, I can also build you an aircraft carrier."

Xie Jiawen nodded again and again: "You are right!" Then he quickly remembered one thing: "You are not allowed to kill people, you know that!"

Jing Haoyang nodded nonchalantly: "Don't worry, don't you know who I am?"

Entering the new world, the character used by Jing Haoyang is participating in an entertainment event - "Where's Dad?"

He looked at the very familiar little carrot head at his feet, tilted his head to show him a pink and invincible smile, and shouted

Him: "Dad—"

Jing Haoyang almost died clutching his heart.

"Thank you! Jia! Wen!"

Chapter Directory Variety Show

The program group is a program group that everyone is familiar with, and the content is also familiar to everyone. The little girl Xie Jiawen obediently handed in her little bag, with a soft smile on her cute and messy face, with a baby voice He seemed to be comforting his angry father: "Don't be angry, Dad, just come and let him be at ease~"

Jing Haoyang almost broke the suitcase stick in his hand.

However, Xie Jiawen, the troublemaker, is still doing trouble, because he took the initiative to put all his small bags in the box where the program crew came to collect things, so he got the favor of the weightlifting world champion next to him, and wanted to squat down and touch the top of his head .

Jing Haoyang gritted his old teeth with hatred, walked over with a bad expression and hugged Xie Jiawen, holding him firmly in his arms.

Xie Jiawen smiled like a flower, and kissed Jing Haoyang on the face: "Dad~ I have to hand in my mobile phone~ There are also snacks in Dad's pocket."

Jing Haoyang had no expression on his face, he took out one free hand and threw them into the box.

Xie Jiawen blinked and turned down: "I want to play with sister Kiki, dad let me go down."

Jing Haoyang's face sank like the bottom of a pot: "Shut up."

Xie Jiawen smirked, and didn't continue to move, because he was afraid that Jing Haoyang would be offended and he would not participate in the show.

Because of Jing Haoyang's unreliable relationship before, this time Xie Jiawen read the outline of the story before entering the world, for fear that he would be tricked by Jing Haoyang again.

Times.

Jing Haoyang was as conceited as ever, so he still didn't read the mission details, he thought that Xie Jiawen was his mission details, and everything else was scum.

So Xie Jiawen knows the world much better than Jing Haoyang.

This is not some silly and sweet modern urban entertainment novel, it is simply a fantasy novel under the guise of entertainment circle. In this world there are not only humans, but also fairies and ghosts.The hero of this story is an old locust tree demon who has grown into a thousand-year-old spirit. He usually takes care of his antique shop, and he is killing ghosts and collecting demons behind his back.

He is also a well-known Feng Shui master in the entertainment industry.

Because the male protagonist has more harems in the entertainment industry, the plots are mostly written around the entertainment industry.

Jing Haoyang himself is a villain in this story. In order to participate in a popular variety show, he went to an orphanage to adopt a child. He usually doesn’t care about this child, and even beats and scolds him, but he changes immediately when he is on the show. In this way, not only is he kind to his son, but he is also gentle in the face of his son's deliberate provocation.

At the beginning, Jing Haoyang, the film king who was rumored to be a big name and bad tempered, let him be cleansed quickly because of his meticulous attention to Xie Jiawen. The whole network envied Xie Jiawen for having such an adoptive father, and thanked Xie Jiawen for making them not wronged A gentle and kind person.

Only Xie Jiawen himself knows what kind of guy Jing Haoyang is.

He is a ginseng baby who has become a spirit. If he wants to live more comfortably in this world, he must have an identity. That's why he found Jing Haoyang. I thought that Jing Haoyang would treat him well, and he would give back when the time came. Jing Haoyang gave some things as thanks, but who knew that Jing Haoyang turned out to be a piece of trash in front of his back.

In the original story, Xie Jiawen teamed up with the male lead to make public all the things Jing Haoyang did to Xie Jiawen, which made Jing Haoyang lose his reputation

Cracking is a refreshing point in the plot. Who knew that the two of them would become such identities as soon as they entered.

Xie Jiawen looked at Jing Haoyang with a squinting smile, no one knew better than him what Jing Haoyang was thinking now, he just felt that he had done something stupid again, and actually chose to be in the world of his own father and son.

Jing Haoyang really scratched his head and scolded himself for being an idiot in his heart, but it didn't help.

His face was very smelly along the way, and he ignored anyone who came to talk to him, and Xie Jiawen was not allowed to have more contact with them, for fear that Xie Jiawen would be taken advantage of by others

should.

Xie Jiawen wrapped his arms around Jing Haoyang's neck, and patted him on the back: "Don't be angry~"

Jing Haoyang: "You are only four years old, and now one of my heads is bigger than two."

Xie Jiawen kissed him again: "Not angry, not angry."

"Not angry? Unless I die."

The father and son were playing charades in front of them, and no one else could understand why this actor's temper was as bad as the Internet said, everyone was a black face.

The director rubbed his hands behind his back, and the actor revealed his true character, so it is also very popular.

Immediately, he brought a small team to follow Jing Haoyang to take pictures.

He is not afraid of others being afraid of offending this actor, his grandfather is naked!

With the sensitivity of Jing Haoyang and Xie Jiawen, of course they could detect the director's emotional change, but neither of them took it seriously, after all, they didn't need to care about these people's thoughts at all.

So the group of photographers followed and immediately discovered an important thing...

Also carrying things, Jing Haoyang held the child in his left hand and dragged an oversized suitcase in his right hand as he walked like flying on the mountain. They carried the camera and radio microphone and walked like chickens.

Compared with the other groups of fathers and sons who were so exhausted that they could no longer walk, Jing Haoyang seemed to be able to climb ten more mountains!

Is this messing with the guests or themselves? ?

Especially when I saw Jing Haoyang rushing into a forest with no road in two or three steps in order to take a shortcut——

The cameraman caught up panting: "Teacher Jing! You're going the wrong way! There's no way there!"

Jing Haoyang didn't even turn his head: "You should think about the map just given by the village chief. This is clearly a shortcut."

The cameraman was still hesitating, when he saw Jing Haoyang jumping down the slope holding the baby in his arms.

!!!

Before the series of screams could be uttered, the cameraman couldn't even see the father and son.

When they received Jing Haoyang's picture again, they were still taking pictures of these children on the mountainside, and Jing Haoyang had already started eating at the destination.

Because it is on the coast, the food here is all seafood, Jing Haoyang peeled the shrimp very fast, and after a while, he peeled a large bowl of shrimp and put it in front of Xie Jiawen: "Eat."

Xie Jiawen was not shy either. He grabbed the shrimp and ate it sweetly. He even asked the cameraman in the village if he wanted to eat it. He looked super cute.

Jing Haoyang didn't care if he acted well, and started cleaning the room after a few bites of food.

The rules of the game are like this, first come, first served, they come first, so of course they choose the room first.

Both of them were strange creatures in the eyes of the public, they didn't live in a mansion, but chose a dilapidated stone house.No one lived in this house. It was temporarily built by the program team. The equipment inside was very simple. It was supposed to be a house that no one wanted to live in this episode. Who knew that the father and son immediately fell in love with it.

Jing Haoyang took advantage of Xie Jiawen's meal and went out to find materials by himself. By the way, he recycled some electrical appliances that the villagers had no longer used. He stripped the wires from inside one by one. Specially grown strawberries.

These strawberries look good now, but they are actually not suitable for growing in this kind of place, and they will die within two days. Xie Jiawen can see clearly, but he is also a monster of vegetation now, if this can't be solved, then Bai was busy, so he started to rescue strawberry seedlings.

In the camera, the expressions of the two father and son are indifferent and gentle, but they are all focused in the same way, but their behavior is a little confusing.

What are the two father and son doing, recording the show, is it so boring?

While watching, Jing Haoyang brought back a huge stone from nowhere. He carried the stone alone, without even breathing hard, and put it in the corner without changing his face.

A cameraman wanted to come over to test the weight, but the stone leaning against the corner of the wall remained motionless.

The following world seems to be very unreal. The cold-faced actor has always kept a black face. I thought his black face would become the hot search of this time, but I didn't expect him to spend half a day turning this dilapidated stone house into a... It became a castle, and most of the furniture and electrical appliances inside were all made by Jing Haoyang himself.

The few groups of guests who had just arrived didn't know the inside story, and thought that Jing Haoyang had occupied the best house as soon as he came, and they all made envious and jealous voices, and came over again and again to envy the house.

Jing Haoyang still ignored everyone, he was still angry.

The little girl next door took a fancy to this piece of strawberries, and Xie Jiawen didn't mind, so she let the little girl pick strawberries by herself. When the two of them chatted at night, Jing Haoyang asked him: "The strawberries won't last for two days, you finally packed them up. Let them grow, and let a little girl go crazy again, are you angry?"

Xie Jiawen: "Little girl, I'll give it a shot, what do I care about with her now that I'm old?"

Jing Haoyang nodded seriously: "That's right, just clean it up tomorrow."

Xie Jiawen nodded, then covered his stomach again, and looked at Jing Haoyang eagerly: "I'm hungry."

hungry?Jing Haoyang looked around, he did make the kitchen, but there was no food, so he had to sit up: "Go to bed first, I'll get something to eat."

Xie Jiawen pulled Jing Haoyang: "There are still some strawberries, let's pick them and eat them."

Jing Haoyang himself is also hungry, but he has no feeling for this kind of sweet and greasy food: "Leave it to the little girl, I will make you some food."

The next scene was magical again. The cameraman followed Jing Haoyang all the way holding a lamp in the middle of the night, watching Jing Haoyang tossing and turning to dig wild vegetables in the mountains. When he came back, he set up a big table for Xie Jiawen.

Among them are the seafood that he went to touch in the sea.

Gudong—the cameraman swallowed.

It's time for a dog, why is this film king completely different from the legend, how can this style of painting be so strange.

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