A Guide to Saving the Wicked
Chapter 34 City 4
, When the gorilla came up, he could just drink a pot of hot wine.
The gorilla at the foot of the mountain is looking forward to it. He specially put on a sheep jacket today. It is very thick, but it also makes him look like a moving hill.
Seeing Jing Haoyang coming down, he rubbed his hands happily: I heard that it was cold in the mountains, I was afraid that I would not keep warm in that big jacket a few days ago, so I bought a woolen jacket specially!It is said that this is a jacket made of wool from your mountains! "
"Really?" Jing Haoyang took a closer look when he heard the words, not to mention that the wool jacket was really made of wool from their mountain, because he sold the wool.
Most of the wool he sold was variegated. He didn't like it, so he sold it all at once, leaving only the pure color wool he liked.
The one on the gorilla has a particularly large piece of black wool on the butt of the sheep. Jing Haoyang disliked it very much and sold it on the same day, so the memory is still deep.
Seeing the gorilla wearing it now, he is also unambiguous: "I have a lot of wool in my place, and I hunt it myself. When the time comes, I will give you a few pieces and you can find someone to make a jacket. It is no worse than this!"
The gorilla couldn't help but rejoice: "That's a good relationship, I'll take it back for my wife and children! They like good-looking ones!"
Then I picked it up, and it turned out to be a big bag of pork: "It's always embarrassing to come to the house empty-handed, this is the meat I bought specially, you keep the bacon for eating!"
Jing Haoyang patted him on the shoulder: "Good brother!" Then he deeply realized how ridiculous it was for him to mistake Xie Jiawen for a brother.
What is a brother!This is called brother!
He used to plot against Xie Jiawen from the very beginning!
Good brothers are all intersecting like now.
They were warm and generous with each other, laughed and made noises, drank together, discussed how to treat their wives well, discussed life experiences, and discussed which pine nut candy was the best in the world...
The two affectionately called each other to go up the mountain trail, the more difficult the trail was, gradually, the gorilla began to struggle a bit: "Little brother, where is your house built? I think we are halfway here It's on the mountainside."
Jing Haoyang Youzai Youzai stepped onto a ridge that protruded less than half a finger wide on the cliff, and jumped half a meter further up. When he heard the gorilla's question, he didn't hide it: "It's still early, it's only half a meter away." No. When the time comes to climb over the top of the mountain, we still have to go down 80 meters.”
"Less than half!" The gorilla looked down at the bottom of his feet, his legs were almost softened, and then he looked up at the top, where the endless mountain walls stretched as far as the eye could see, and he couldn't even see his head: "Little brother, don't be kidding me!" Come on, don't your family still live in the valley!"
The gorilla was not angry, but his tone was already very confused. He had seen Jing Haoyang carry a sack as high as a mountain into the mountain, and now he was trembling just walking on this cliff, let alone Jing Haoyang at the beginning. And with a bag.
Jing Haoyang put one hand on the cliff and looked back at the gorilla.Seeing that he was indeed trembling, he sighed: "You can't even climb in, how did you think of coming to besiege Yanggu?"
After speaking, he let go, and suddenly fell under the horrified gaze of the gorilla.
The gorilla hastily reached out to grab it, but was so tired that he couldn't stand still, and he was about to fall.
It was too late to say that, Jing Haoyang sank down suddenly, grabbed the gorilla and carried it on his shoulders.
The posture of carrying a person is the same as that of a firefighter carrying a comatose person out of a fire, carrying it sideways, and locking the legs and arms of the person being carried with both hands.
The gorilla being carried in this posture faced the abyss below him, and before he could even scream, he suddenly felt himself being carried straight into the sky by a strong force!
"Fuck blah blah blah!!!"
All over the mountains and plains are the roar of gorillas.
Jing Haoyang shook the gorilla on his shoulders: "Slow down, your ears will explode."
The gorilla rolled its eyelids and almost left this wonderful world.
But finally there was no sound.
Jing Haoyang simply sped up his speed, turned over a few times with a huge span, and rushed back to the level ground in the valley within a short time.
Xie Jiawen just came out of the house with a few sea bowls in his hands. Seeing Jing Haoyang carrying a strong and strong man across his shoulders, he hurried over to help: "Brother Gorilla? How are you?...Huh? Why are you so silent ?”
Xie Jiawen turned the gorilla's face over, only to see that the human had rolled his eyes and passed out.
Xie Jiawen glared at Jing Haoyang immediately: "Look at the good deeds you have done!"
Jing Haoyang rubbed his nose: "I didn't expect him to be so timid. He obviously flirted with me before."
"Come on, you must be playing tricks on him." Xie Jiawen understands Jing Haoyang again. However, although this guy is no longer a simple martial idiot, the lack of nerves in his mind still hasn't changed: "Let him go first. Go to bed, let him rest for a while, I can remove the hot wine, and when he wakes up, he won't be cold anymore."
Jing Haoyang behaved like a man with his tail between his legs, and he didn't dare to refute, so he carried the gorilla to the guest room he specially tidied up.
The gorilla finally woke up, and it was awakened by a seductive fragrance.
Before he woke up, his nose was subconsciously sucking in air, his body was lifted up several times as if being pulled by someone, and then he finally fell off the bed, screaming and rolling out of the bed in shock.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh?" The gorilla touched the ground, and quietly opened a small opening with its eyes that had been closed tightly. In front of it was a stone table and four stone benches. The long-cut stone bed was covered with wool, and it was a little precarious. He should have fallen off the bed just now.
What's wrong?what happened?This is where?Didn't he fall to the bottom of the mountain with his little brother?
Jing Haoyang, who heard the sound, opened the curtain and walked in, with a warm smile on his face: "You finally woke up, if you sleep again, the best time for the roast lamb will soon pass!"
"Let's go, let's have a taste of my skills!" Jing Haoyang came to pull the gorilla himself, and the sense of ownership that Xie Jiawen had just taught him was in full effect, and Jing Haoyang was so enthusiastic that the gorilla was a little strange.
"You, what's going on with you? Didn't we fall down the mountain?" The gorilla's consciousness was still on Jing Haoyang's sudden shake. In his cognition, Jing Haoyang had no strength at that time , and fell with him.
Jing Haoyang is still dragging him out: "Where did you fall, isn't it all right? Hurry up and eat roast lamb, the wine has been chilled for you, keep it fresh!"
"Iced wine?" The gorilla raised his voice, "Isn't it appropriate to drink iced wine in this weather?"
Jing Haoyang: "Isn't it suitable? I just took off the sheep jacket you were wearing and threw it on the bed for you. Now you are wearing a bunt. Isn't it quite suitable for this temperature?"
Only then did the gorilla notice that the sheep jacket on his body had been taken off, and his mind was blinded: "We fell into a coma for the whole winter and spring?!"
"Are you stupid? Can you get up now after being in a coma for so long?" Jing Haoyang pulled the gorilla to walk faster: "Let's go, eat roasted lamb, don't ask."
When the gorilla walked out of the room, the first thing he saw was the roasted lamb that woke him up from his sleep, and then he saw Xie Jiawen who was sprinkling spices on the side of the roasted lamb: "Little...Miss?!"
The gorilla's eyes widened, and he clasped his fists and knelt down on one knee: "Quan Tiezi, disciple of the 49th generation, pay my respects to Miss!"
Xie Jiawen was confused: "Are you...?"
The gorilla replied respectfully, not even daring to lift his head: "I am your dowry."
"The guard my grandfather gave me?" Xie Jiawen thought for a long time: "But I don't remember you?"
Even kneeling on the ground, the gorilla is a tall and strong man, but just after Xie Jiawen finished asking, his posture suddenly twisted: "I am the young disciple of Zhujianmen among the 49th generation disciples, come here from Penglai Lu Yuan, it is unrealistic for a large army to come over, so I asked your dowry to come over a few, and I will guard the mountain gate occasionally."
Jing Haoyang suddenly realized: "No wonder you climbed a mountain and trembled like this..."
The gorilla was even more coy: "It's my first time climbing this kind of mountain..." Then he suddenly realized something, and suddenly looked up at Jing Haoyang, then at Xie Jiawen, and then at Jing Haoyang: " You! You! You, you, you! You are! Jing, Jing...Jing Haoyang?!"
Chapter Directory Green Three Days 9
Even though he was a bit stupid, he still remembered that his young lady was snatched away by Jing Haoyang!
That, that, the legendary King Hao Yang Jinggu who is wearing a small obsidian armor, obsessed with martial arts, and magnificent, is his little brother who carried the first bag to buy things every day? !
Jing Haoyang cut a leg of lamb with a knife and handed it to the gorilla who was still kneeling on the ground: "Hurry up and eat the roast lamb, how many times have I told you that my name is Jing Haoyang, and you don't believe it."
The gorilla was like a slap in the face, staring at the star: "But why are you like this..."
Jing Haoyang: "What's the matter? After marrying a wife, of course you can't fight and kill every day. Otherwise, why do you think you are still camping at the foot of Yanggu Mountain? Get up and eat, brother."
As he said that, he took the gorilla to cook together by the fire of the roast lamb, and then cut a few small and easy-to-eat meat strips for Xie Jiawen.
The gorilla was called back to his senses by the familiar sound of his brother, and finally stopped struggling, but the feeling of being filled with magic in his heart was really terrible, and he had to find something to divert his attention.
"It's quite warm in your valley. I've already taken off my jacket, and I still feel a little hot."
As soon as he finished speaking, his lady stuffed him with a cold sea bowl: "Drink some ice wine, it's normal that you're not used to it when you're new to the mountains."
The gorilla took it in trepidation, took a sip, and the cold feeling swept over the taste buds instantly, followed by the spiciness brought by the pure white wine, which was really refreshing!
After three or two bowls of wine, the discomfort in the gorilla's stomach has been completely put aside. He was very excited, talked a lot, and vomited his thoughts, and then pulled Jing Haoyang to ask about the mountain. Why is it so warm.
Jing Haoyang didn't keep it private, Balabala taught the gorilla what to do, Xie Jiawen didn't drink a drop, and watched the two big fools bragging with each other with a smile in his eyes.
The roast mutton was really not enough, the roast chicken, beggar chicken, and all kinds of wild vegetables next to it were all eaten up by these two men, and they drank a lot of wine. In the end, the gorilla let out a cheer and it softened into a puddle Mud slept in place.
Jing Haoyang's eyes were blurred, he forced himself to take a shower, and swished into Xie Jiawen's room like a thief mouse.
The night was long, and the eyes that were misty during the sobs were awake for a moment, with a little smile of success, and then misty again, and continued happily.
Xie Jiawen was lying softly on the bed as if he had been crushed by a boulder, his eyes were angry and soft, staring at Jing Haoyang's sleeping side face prettyly.Do everything you can to guard against it, but you can't prevent yourself from being soft-hearted.
Seeing that the sun was not high outside, Xie Jiawen sighed and closed his eyes again.
As soon as he closed it, Jing Haoyang, who had been sleeping soundly before, opened his eyes instantly, and silently grinned a huge and presumptuous smile. in my arms.
Feeling the touch of skin, this guy fell asleep again contentedly.
The gorilla who was taken back to the guest room by Xie Jiawen didn't wake up until the sun was shining. Obviously, he drank a lot the first day, but Jing Haoyang woke up early, and pulled him sticky and acted like a normal person. .
It wasn't until Xie Jiawen's stomach suddenly made a sound that he let go with regret on his face, and went to the ground to dig two sweet potatoes that had been cooked by the temperature, and ate them one by one.
Xie Jiawen was lazy and didn't want to move, so Jing Haoyang helped him peel the skin himself, with a cautious look, he felt that he had done something wrong.
"Did you drink too much last night?"
"Drank too much!"
"Are you sure? You look fine now."
"I really drank too much! I don't even remember what happened last night!"
"Really?" Xie Jiawen asked suspiciously, "It's true that nothing happened last night. Go back to your room to sleep tonight, is that okay?"
Jing Haoyang immediately took out his old self: "No, no, I know what happened last night!"
"Oh?" Xie Jiawen snorted softly, "On purpose?"
"No, no, that's impossible! You trust me."
Xie Jiawen pressed his waist: "I was fooled so much because I believed in your evil."
Jing Haoyang touched his nose and walked up to him: "I was wrong, but I still dare."
Xie Jiawen kicked Jing Haoyang.
The gorilla is still sound asleep.
Jing Haoyang went to cook with a hippie smile, and when the time was almost up, he went to call out to the gorilla: "Get up and have lunch, you can't drink enough, you just sleep for a day at this little."
The gorilla rubbed his forehead: "I am so sad to see you, so let me drink away my sorrow."
Jing Haoyang: "What are you worried about, we look very worried?"
"That's not true." The gorilla limply said, "When I think that you are the ones we need to encircle and suppress this time, I feel very worried. If we really attack, then our two brothers will be enemies."
Jing Haoyang was overjoyed: "What are you thinking, you can't even climb up, what are you worried about?"
The gorilla woke up like a dream: "Yeah? I seem to be guarding the door at most."
Jing Haoyang slapped him: "Are you still worried? Get up and eat."
Then he got up and went out.
The gorilla scrambled and rushed out, he was a guest at the new uncle's house, how could he be so out of tune, waiting for the new uncle to cook at noon.
As soon as he rushed to the kitchen, he smelled a strange fragrance again.
I don't know what the aroma is, but it is continuously coming out from the casserole next to it. The gorilla smells it so much that his saliva is about to flow out. He ran to the casserole and pointed, and asked Jing Haoyang: "Brother Jing, what is in it? It's too fragrant!"
Jing Haoyang didn't look back, he took out a sweet potato from the stove and handed it over: "The soup is nourishing, you can't drink it, first eat a sweet potato to pad your stomach, and we will have crispy broth later."
The gorilla glanced at the casserole greedily, but in the end he didn't overdo it, and went out to eat at the kitchen door with the sweet potatoes in his arms, completely forgetting the fact that he was here to help.
"Hiss—" After being scalded by the sweet potato, the gorilla gasped, "Oh, this sweet potato is delicious, so delicious."
As soon as Xie Jiawen got dressed, he saw the gorilla gasping at the kitchen door: "The sweet potatoes are hot, eat slowly, I'll wash some dates for you."
"No, no, don't, don't, miss, how can you do these rough jobs and let your disciples come!" In front of Jing Haoyang, he could barely treat Jing Haoyang as a brother, but he was absolutely sure that Xie Jiawen was his master. Don't dare to forget.
Where is the reason why the disciple is sitting and eating, but the master is doing things instead!
The gorilla ran into the sweet potato and hurriedly followed Xie Jiawen, whenever he saw what Xie Jiawen was doing, he rushed to do it, being very careful: "You are a daughter, don't do these rough jobs, let us do it!" Yes, miss, you rest!"
Miss Xie Jiawen silently looked down at her bare chest, and called out the gorilla's name: "Quan Tiezi."
The gorilla looked back attentively: "What's the matter, Miss? Do you have any orders?"
"No..." Xie Jiawen's expression was indescribable: "I'm a man."
"Ah? Oh, I can tell, I know, what's the matter, miss?" The gorilla replied naively, being a man does not affect that Xie Jiawen is his master.
"Then you still call me Miss?"
The gorilla patted the back of the head, turned back and knelt down tremblingly: "I forgot...it was my fault, I'm sorry little...young master."
It was only then that Xie Jiawen realized that although the gorilla behaved normally, the gorilla was actually very nervous.
He smiled, and went to fetch the raspberries next to him, intending to ease the atmosphere: "Since you know that I am the young master, you don't have to worry about everything, let me do something by myself."
"That won't work, the young master is also the master, let me do it!" As he spoke, the gorilla snatched the raspberry from Xie Jiawen's hand again.
He behaves attentively, and because of nervousness, he appears to be overly attentive.
Standing at the door, Jing Haoyang felt that he was bursting with green energy: "What are you doing!"
The gorilla turned his head with the raspberry in his hand, and Xie Jiawen was still there, so he called uncle in a daze.
Jing Haoyang and Xie Jiawen were stunned at once.
Jing Haoyang, who was still tense just now, his neck turned red instantly, his face was still strong and calm: "Well, let me come, you are a guest."
As he spoke, he squeezed away the gorilla who was still courting Xie Jiawen with one hand.
With the word uncle, he felt that he could forgive the gorilla once more.
But if the gorilla continues to fail to understand colors, he may have to do it.
In the end, the gorilla was squeezed away, and he was embarrassed to be idle, so he took a handkerchief and wiped it everywhere.
When he wiped the radiator, he cried and moved his hand away, how could he get burned even when he wiped something, no wonder the little brother and the young master didn't want to see him.
What is this and why is it so hot.
Could the world be kinder to him.
A brother becomes a son-in-law, and a lady becomes a master.
Feeling melancholy in my mind, I was suddenly burned again: "Oh——"
He began to wipe other things.
Scratching and bewilderingly, he found something in this house that he couldn't understand.
A palm-sized round orb was hung in the air on the roof by a thin thread, emitting a dazzling light.
After staring at it for a while, he was dazzled, and after looking away, there was a dark spot in front of everything he looked at.
Sure enough, this kind of treasure shouldn't be something that ordinary people like him can easily imagine.
Thinking of this, the gorilla moved a bench to wipe the orb, lest the orb be dusty, which is not beautiful after all.
"boom--"
The gorilla fell off the stool violently.
His fingers were scalded to the point where he was a dignified disciple of Jianmen, but he was scalded one after another.
Xie Jiawen and Jing Haoyang came over to check on the situation, and saw the gorilla sitting on the ground with a handkerchief in his hand, with a frustrated expression on his face.
Xie Jiawen was about to go over to help him, and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?"
As a result, the person had not yet reached, but was already squeezed away by Jing Haoyang. Jing Haoyang slapped the gorilla's collar and picked it up: "Did you touch the light bulb?"
"Light bulb?" The gorilla reacted a bit: "This treasure is called a light bulb? It's too hot. I wanted to wipe it to keep it from getting dusty, but it turned out to be so scorching. Before I could wipe it, it was burned." It's hot."
Jing Haoyang: "You are stupid, the light bulbs in this room have never been turned off, they are hotter than a red-hot pot, and you still reach out to touch them. Forget it, forget it, don't do anything, these electrical appliances on my side are very important to you. It’s too dangerous for you, it’s interesting to touch the electricity again later, you’d better wait, I’ll put the kidneys in the pot, and we can have dinner.”
"How can I do that, I am a low-level disciple..."
He still wanted to continue to help, but Jing Haoyang pushed him to sit on the stool: "You go wash up first, there is a water pipe on the left when you go out, Xie Jiawen will teach you how to use it later, and I will be there in half a stick of incense time." It's over, what do you think?"
Then, the gorilla was just like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking east and west, amazed, and in awe of things he didn't understand. All the things he had never seen before had to add the word "bao".
Treasure tap water, Treasure refrigerator, Treasure radiator, Treasure light bulb...
Xie Jiawen felt deeply. Although he was not so exaggerated when he saw these things, he was really surprised.So I didn't feel that the gorilla's behavior was out of line.
Haiwan, who was drinking before the gorilla pipe, called Baowan...
"Give me a reason to call it a treasure bowl?"
"This, this is the bowl made by the young master himself. It is the most unique and precious bowl in the world."
Xie Jiawen laughed heartily: "You are such a treasure!"
Jing Haoyang broke the chopsticks with a click, and his eyes turned green and red.
Chapter Directory Green Three Days 10
After finally sending away a brother who was so courteous to his wife, Jing Haoyang felt relieved and planned to close the gate of the mountain and close the mountain for a while.
Don't let anyone come up, he doesn't want to be in line with the times, this era can't even catch up with his car exhaust.
He also doesn't want to find another brother, and with such a diligent brother, his family may not be so beautiful.
Xie Jiawen didn't know that when Jing Haoyang sent the gorilla away, he still used the firefighter's carrying posture, and then jumped down from the top of the mountain, and fell to the ground at a very fast speed.
The gorilla was found fainted by the side of the road and woken up by his companions.
The others were curious about where he had been playing all day and night, and whether he knew what his little brother's name was.There is also the eternal question between men: "How about Tiezi, are younger siblings pretty? Compared to sister-in-law?"
As a result, Tie Zi, who has always been generous and hearty, just didn't say anything, and his faltering look seemed very ghostly.
These people have also seen Jing Haoyang carrying the sack, and they all think they understand it instantly: "Brother Jing's family is a little poor, but his appearance is magnificent, and his beautiful wife is not bad at home. Tie Zi is an honest man. He dare not tell the truth, hahahaha!"
Tie Zi just smiled and didn't speak.
Speak out and scare you to death.
I went to Master Jinggu's house for dinner, the young lady served me the wine herself, have you seen it?
Tie Zi hugged several sheepskins and went back to his room happily. This one is for making clothes for his wife, the other for his son, and one for his master, and the rest can be used for making a few pairs of shoes... They were all hunted by my uncle himself.
The gorilla's departure did not affect Jing Haoyang's life. On the contrary, his arrival gave him some sweetness. schedule.
Throwing some stones down the mountain from time to time, his life can be said to be unprecedentedly happy.
As for how unhappy those people at the foot of the mountain are, I don't know.
Anyway, in the end it broke up due to lack of funds.
In the end, both Penglai and Yushan held funerals at the same time, thanking the beauty for being buried at the bottom of the sea, and erecting a clothes tomb at the same time.
Jing Haoyang asked Xie Jiawen's opinion: "Do you think it's unlucky? If you think it's unlucky, I'll go and blow up the mourning hall for them."
He was hurriedly stopped by Xie Jiawen: "No, it's actually good for them to mourn, so that I will no longer be Xie Jiaren, but just a mountain villager Xie Jiawen, just a mourning hall broke the relationship between us, it's good .”
Jing Haoyang thought about it, but he retorted: "It's not a villager, but the wife of Yanggu Valley."
At the same time, when they went to Youyou Valley, they happened to meet Daru's monkey and tortoise. The two little guys finished their course for a period of time, bid farewell to the people in Youyou Valley, and embarked on a journey.
At this time, they have undergone earth-shaking changes, and they are completely different from the two children who were ignorant and only accepted death.
They have learned to use words to instill their truths in others.
For example, they all said that the road in Yangshan is easy to walk.
The inn is always a place with many stories, and there is a storyteller as the atmosphere booster. Within three months, everyone will know that Taihe Xianweng, the head of Penglai, and the old ancestor of Yushan, the old man of Yushan, have ordered people to besiege Yangshan. , but came back in a big defeat.
The disciples of these two families have been trying to clean up their crimes: "Mount Yangshan is mostly cliffs, and there is no point of focus, but Master Jinggu and his base camp are built in the valley inside. , coupled with the fact that the earth dragon is turning over frequently, there are many dangers, and the fact that there are not many casualties is already a blessing from the ancestors!"
It was a fact, and many people had seen or heard of the terrain of Yangshan Mountain, but the wind direction changed as soon as the monkeys and tortoises came out.
"Yangshan is difficult to walk? How is it possible?! The terrain of Yangshan is not steep at all! My brother and I just came out of Yangshan. Here, look, I also hunted a sheep. I will keep the sheepskin until winter It will definitely be worth a lot of money if you sell it when it is time to sell it!"
"Yeah, yeah, Yangshan is just like flat land. At most, there are a little more strange rocks, but it's still easy to go up and down the mountain. Don't listen to those people talking nonsense. In fact, it's just a little bit difficult to walk, but who is not here?" For a master who knows martial arts, it's easy to go to Yangshan!"
The expressions of the two were confident, and the sheepskin displayed on their bodies was indeed the kind of sheep's fur that is a specialty of Yangshan. These people were just trying to make fun of it. Now they can make Penglai and Yushan suffer, and of course they are also happy.
As time passed, rumors about the flatness of Yangshan Mountain were spread throughout the world, and those who spread the rumors themselves began to believe them.
In the end, the monkey and the tortoise made some new breakthroughs in the rivers and lakes, and got a new name: Yangping Shuangxia.
The more famous they are, the more famous Yangshan is. In the end, these people even think that Yangshan has been a flat place since ancient times...
The foot of Yangshan Mountain was very lively for a while.
Immediately, the brainwashed people regained consciousness again and went home to continue spreading rumors.
I can't be fooled alone.
Yangshan continues to be lively, and some people make climbing Yangshan a regular event, and many children are eager to try at the foot of Yangshan.
Among them, the two older children are the best.
They are the sons and grandsons of the owners of the rouge shop and the sugar shop in the town at the foot of Yangshan Mountain respectively. The older one is called A Rao and the younger one is called Tangding.
Tang Ding crawled for more than a meter, then retreated out of fear, and A Rao laughed loudly from behind: "Hahahahaha! Don't look at some people who have practiced for a year, but they haven't improved at all! "
Tang Ding was not convinced: "Then you go and try! I don't believe you can climb higher than me!"
Ah Rao turned his eyes, walked to a place next to it that was a little easier to walk, and climbed up, but fell down when he was less than half a meter away.
He had grown quite a bit in a year, and when he looked down, his height looked much scarier than it was a year ago, and his calves immediately softened.
"Hahahahahaha!" Tang Ding pointed at A Rao and laughed, "Shame, shame, big turtledove! Some people still say I am! I only walked a few inches by myself!"
The two children were making a fuss, and suddenly a figure in black bunt floated down from the Lengbu Ding Mountain.
The two stopped instantly, ran to the figure and bowed their hands respectfully: "Master Jinggu!"
Jing Haoyang touched one of his heads: "They have grown taller."
The two little guys followed behind him: "Master Jinggu! When are you willing to accept us as apprentices? Every time you come to buy something, you say you will accept it next time. You can't tell how many times it will be next time!"
Jing Haoyang: "Let's talk about it when you can climb 15 meters, you are too good."
"15 meters!"
The two children who were educated about the length of one meter exclaimed: "That's the height of several houses!"
Jing Haoyang nodded: "Look at me jumping off the mountain every time, do you dare? If you dare not even go 15 meters, don't even think about it."
Then he strode towards the sugar shop: "Tangding, is your dad open today? I want to buy pine nut candies."
Tang Ding followed with his short legs: "Yes, yes, my dad just fried new pine nuts last night, and mixed them with sugar this morning, so he said you will come down!"
Jing Haoyang pressed the bouncing Tangding and ran faster.
But he didn't run out of sight of the two little guys, but ran at a speed that could be seen, but the two kids couldn't catch up.
He put the two children behind him, and when he heard them panting like a bellows, he gave a nasty smile.
The street vendors were all too familiar with this scene, and they all joked: "The owner of Jinggu is playing with the children again."
When I went back, I carried ten catties of pine nut sugar on my shoulders.
Seeing the juicy pears on the stall, I brought a few more catties of pears, some seasonings, and the clothes I threw into the rouge shop and let the shopkeeper of the rouge shop help me sew them.
The shopkeeper of the rouge shop is A Rao's grandfather, he is old and dim-witted and has good tailoring skills. I don't know why he couldn't think of opening a rouge shop at the beginning, and he didn't make money with his sewing skills.
But now he only accepts the cloth from Jing Haoyang’s family for sewing. After all, Ah Rao wants to learn martial arts, and he only has this skill that can help him, so he always sews the cloth sent by Jing Haoyang tightly. Really.
Jing Haoyang carried two big bags into the mountain, saw two children still following, so he stopped and waited.
After the two children rushed over like dying, one of them passed on a mantra: "Go back and practice, and practice your courage by the way, people who are afraid of being half a meter tall don't learn martial arts, go back!"
The two rushed home as if they had found a treasure, and couldn't wait to start the experiment.
Jing Haoyang was free, so he hurried home and couldn't wait to deliver pine nut candy and Xie Jiawen's new clothes to Xie Jiawen: "I have brought all the food and clothing, and you said you want to go out for a stroll, so let's go out this year Let’s travel, and come back when it’s almost cold before the Chinese New Year.”
Xie Jiawen took the clothes and shook them off, only to find that they were all light clothes: "Have you prepared for it long ago?"
Jing Haoyang: "That's for sure. After all, you have been staying in Yangshan for a whole year, so you have to go out for your honeymoon this year."
"Honeymoon?" It was another new vocabulary that Jing Haoyang spit out inadvertently, and Xie Jiawen was a little curious.
But in fact, Jing Haoyang is not too clear: "Maybe it's a sweet moon. I've heard people say that before, but I haven't had a honeymoon very much."
Xie Jiawen was a little speechless, folded the clothes again, and put them back in the bag: "You, you don't know how troublesome it is to go out for a long distance. We have to pack some things so that they can be used on the road. For example, Some dry food, in case there is nothing to eat when you are on the road, and bedding, if you sleep in the wild, there must be a cover."
Jing Haoyang slowly listened to Xie Jiawen's detailed count of the things he needed to bring, with little smiles in his eyes.
In the past, he often stayed in different places, but he almost didn’t take anything with him when he went out, because anyway, as long as he was hungry, he could go into the water to catch fish, and if he was sleepy, he would deal with it directly on the tree. Sasha, very happy.
But now listening to Xie Jiawen's counting, I realized that the journey can be different.
There is someone who carefully considers all the things you need to consider for you, whether you need it or not, but you will feel extremely peaceful inside.
Chapter Directory Green Three Days 11
The first stop of the trip was set at Gyeongcheon, which is said to be a blessed land with mountains and rivers stretching endlessly.
The only disadvantage is that the road is not smooth, and the entry terrain is dangerous, which is very dangerous. It is really not easy for ordinary people to enter and exit for non-local experienced people.
Jing Haoyang and Xie Jiawen looked at each other, and felt that this was a good place to go.
Instead of meeting people in Yushan Penglai, you can also see the scenery outside.
So under Xie Jiawen's meticulous preparation, Jing Haoyang took Xie Jiawen out of the country with the burden on his shoulders.
Before leaving, Haoyang threw a lot of jade near Yangshan.
Xie Jiawen watched him throwing it, and did not disturb him, but asked after he left, "What did you throw those jade stones for before? Is there anything special about it?"
Jing Haoyang nodded: "It's some basic mountain protection formations, which can prevent people from entering at will. There is electricity on the mountain, and if the monkey and the turtle ran back to the electric room without thinking, the chance of survival would not be too great, so it is still Suoshan is better."
Xie Jiawen shook his head with a smile: "It's still you who are thoughtful, I forgot about the electric room."
Jing Haoyang shook his head, his complacent look made Xie Jiawen laugh.
All the way to Qingchuan, where people use spices in their meals, and there are rich spices as a foil to any food. The two of them ate a lot of fat, and rushed to Qingzhou, Qingzhou Water Town, people are very gentle He was kind, spoke softly and lightly, but the food was very bland, and the two people who had just gained weight lost weight quickly.
Jing Haoyang wore the same black shorts, and Xie Jiawen wore the same white uniforms. The two of them looked good, which was already extremely eye-catching. In addition, Jing Haoyang was carrying a mountain-like luggage, which made them look like It was written all over his face: Come and grab me!Several
The gorilla at the foot of the mountain is looking forward to it. He specially put on a sheep jacket today. It is very thick, but it also makes him look like a moving hill.
Seeing Jing Haoyang coming down, he rubbed his hands happily: I heard that it was cold in the mountains, I was afraid that I would not keep warm in that big jacket a few days ago, so I bought a woolen jacket specially!It is said that this is a jacket made of wool from your mountains! "
"Really?" Jing Haoyang took a closer look when he heard the words, not to mention that the wool jacket was really made of wool from their mountain, because he sold the wool.
Most of the wool he sold was variegated. He didn't like it, so he sold it all at once, leaving only the pure color wool he liked.
The one on the gorilla has a particularly large piece of black wool on the butt of the sheep. Jing Haoyang disliked it very much and sold it on the same day, so the memory is still deep.
Seeing the gorilla wearing it now, he is also unambiguous: "I have a lot of wool in my place, and I hunt it myself. When the time comes, I will give you a few pieces and you can find someone to make a jacket. It is no worse than this!"
The gorilla couldn't help but rejoice: "That's a good relationship, I'll take it back for my wife and children! They like good-looking ones!"
Then I picked it up, and it turned out to be a big bag of pork: "It's always embarrassing to come to the house empty-handed, this is the meat I bought specially, you keep the bacon for eating!"
Jing Haoyang patted him on the shoulder: "Good brother!" Then he deeply realized how ridiculous it was for him to mistake Xie Jiawen for a brother.
What is a brother!This is called brother!
He used to plot against Xie Jiawen from the very beginning!
Good brothers are all intersecting like now.
They were warm and generous with each other, laughed and made noises, drank together, discussed how to treat their wives well, discussed life experiences, and discussed which pine nut candy was the best in the world...
The two affectionately called each other to go up the mountain trail, the more difficult the trail was, gradually, the gorilla began to struggle a bit: "Little brother, where is your house built? I think we are halfway here It's on the mountainside."
Jing Haoyang Youzai Youzai stepped onto a ridge that protruded less than half a finger wide on the cliff, and jumped half a meter further up. When he heard the gorilla's question, he didn't hide it: "It's still early, it's only half a meter away." No. When the time comes to climb over the top of the mountain, we still have to go down 80 meters.”
"Less than half!" The gorilla looked down at the bottom of his feet, his legs were almost softened, and then he looked up at the top, where the endless mountain walls stretched as far as the eye could see, and he couldn't even see his head: "Little brother, don't be kidding me!" Come on, don't your family still live in the valley!"
The gorilla was not angry, but his tone was already very confused. He had seen Jing Haoyang carry a sack as high as a mountain into the mountain, and now he was trembling just walking on this cliff, let alone Jing Haoyang at the beginning. And with a bag.
Jing Haoyang put one hand on the cliff and looked back at the gorilla.Seeing that he was indeed trembling, he sighed: "You can't even climb in, how did you think of coming to besiege Yanggu?"
After speaking, he let go, and suddenly fell under the horrified gaze of the gorilla.
The gorilla hastily reached out to grab it, but was so tired that he couldn't stand still, and he was about to fall.
It was too late to say that, Jing Haoyang sank down suddenly, grabbed the gorilla and carried it on his shoulders.
The posture of carrying a person is the same as that of a firefighter carrying a comatose person out of a fire, carrying it sideways, and locking the legs and arms of the person being carried with both hands.
The gorilla being carried in this posture faced the abyss below him, and before he could even scream, he suddenly felt himself being carried straight into the sky by a strong force!
"Fuck blah blah blah!!!"
All over the mountains and plains are the roar of gorillas.
Jing Haoyang shook the gorilla on his shoulders: "Slow down, your ears will explode."
The gorilla rolled its eyelids and almost left this wonderful world.
But finally there was no sound.
Jing Haoyang simply sped up his speed, turned over a few times with a huge span, and rushed back to the level ground in the valley within a short time.
Xie Jiawen just came out of the house with a few sea bowls in his hands. Seeing Jing Haoyang carrying a strong and strong man across his shoulders, he hurried over to help: "Brother Gorilla? How are you?...Huh? Why are you so silent ?”
Xie Jiawen turned the gorilla's face over, only to see that the human had rolled his eyes and passed out.
Xie Jiawen glared at Jing Haoyang immediately: "Look at the good deeds you have done!"
Jing Haoyang rubbed his nose: "I didn't expect him to be so timid. He obviously flirted with me before."
"Come on, you must be playing tricks on him." Xie Jiawen understands Jing Haoyang again. However, although this guy is no longer a simple martial idiot, the lack of nerves in his mind still hasn't changed: "Let him go first. Go to bed, let him rest for a while, I can remove the hot wine, and when he wakes up, he won't be cold anymore."
Jing Haoyang behaved like a man with his tail between his legs, and he didn't dare to refute, so he carried the gorilla to the guest room he specially tidied up.
The gorilla finally woke up, and it was awakened by a seductive fragrance.
Before he woke up, his nose was subconsciously sucking in air, his body was lifted up several times as if being pulled by someone, and then he finally fell off the bed, screaming and rolling out of the bed in shock.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh?" The gorilla touched the ground, and quietly opened a small opening with its eyes that had been closed tightly. In front of it was a stone table and four stone benches. The long-cut stone bed was covered with wool, and it was a little precarious. He should have fallen off the bed just now.
What's wrong?what happened?This is where?Didn't he fall to the bottom of the mountain with his little brother?
Jing Haoyang, who heard the sound, opened the curtain and walked in, with a warm smile on his face: "You finally woke up, if you sleep again, the best time for the roast lamb will soon pass!"
"Let's go, let's have a taste of my skills!" Jing Haoyang came to pull the gorilla himself, and the sense of ownership that Xie Jiawen had just taught him was in full effect, and Jing Haoyang was so enthusiastic that the gorilla was a little strange.
"You, what's going on with you? Didn't we fall down the mountain?" The gorilla's consciousness was still on Jing Haoyang's sudden shake. In his cognition, Jing Haoyang had no strength at that time , and fell with him.
Jing Haoyang is still dragging him out: "Where did you fall, isn't it all right? Hurry up and eat roast lamb, the wine has been chilled for you, keep it fresh!"
"Iced wine?" The gorilla raised his voice, "Isn't it appropriate to drink iced wine in this weather?"
Jing Haoyang: "Isn't it suitable? I just took off the sheep jacket you were wearing and threw it on the bed for you. Now you are wearing a bunt. Isn't it quite suitable for this temperature?"
Only then did the gorilla notice that the sheep jacket on his body had been taken off, and his mind was blinded: "We fell into a coma for the whole winter and spring?!"
"Are you stupid? Can you get up now after being in a coma for so long?" Jing Haoyang pulled the gorilla to walk faster: "Let's go, eat roasted lamb, don't ask."
When the gorilla walked out of the room, the first thing he saw was the roasted lamb that woke him up from his sleep, and then he saw Xie Jiawen who was sprinkling spices on the side of the roasted lamb: "Little...Miss?!"
The gorilla's eyes widened, and he clasped his fists and knelt down on one knee: "Quan Tiezi, disciple of the 49th generation, pay my respects to Miss!"
Xie Jiawen was confused: "Are you...?"
The gorilla replied respectfully, not even daring to lift his head: "I am your dowry."
"The guard my grandfather gave me?" Xie Jiawen thought for a long time: "But I don't remember you?"
Even kneeling on the ground, the gorilla is a tall and strong man, but just after Xie Jiawen finished asking, his posture suddenly twisted: "I am the young disciple of Zhujianmen among the 49th generation disciples, come here from Penglai Lu Yuan, it is unrealistic for a large army to come over, so I asked your dowry to come over a few, and I will guard the mountain gate occasionally."
Jing Haoyang suddenly realized: "No wonder you climbed a mountain and trembled like this..."
The gorilla was even more coy: "It's my first time climbing this kind of mountain..." Then he suddenly realized something, and suddenly looked up at Jing Haoyang, then at Xie Jiawen, and then at Jing Haoyang: " You! You! You, you, you! You are! Jing, Jing...Jing Haoyang?!"
Chapter Directory Green Three Days 9
Even though he was a bit stupid, he still remembered that his young lady was snatched away by Jing Haoyang!
That, that, the legendary King Hao Yang Jinggu who is wearing a small obsidian armor, obsessed with martial arts, and magnificent, is his little brother who carried the first bag to buy things every day? !
Jing Haoyang cut a leg of lamb with a knife and handed it to the gorilla who was still kneeling on the ground: "Hurry up and eat the roast lamb, how many times have I told you that my name is Jing Haoyang, and you don't believe it."
The gorilla was like a slap in the face, staring at the star: "But why are you like this..."
Jing Haoyang: "What's the matter? After marrying a wife, of course you can't fight and kill every day. Otherwise, why do you think you are still camping at the foot of Yanggu Mountain? Get up and eat, brother."
As he said that, he took the gorilla to cook together by the fire of the roast lamb, and then cut a few small and easy-to-eat meat strips for Xie Jiawen.
The gorilla was called back to his senses by the familiar sound of his brother, and finally stopped struggling, but the feeling of being filled with magic in his heart was really terrible, and he had to find something to divert his attention.
"It's quite warm in your valley. I've already taken off my jacket, and I still feel a little hot."
As soon as he finished speaking, his lady stuffed him with a cold sea bowl: "Drink some ice wine, it's normal that you're not used to it when you're new to the mountains."
The gorilla took it in trepidation, took a sip, and the cold feeling swept over the taste buds instantly, followed by the spiciness brought by the pure white wine, which was really refreshing!
After three or two bowls of wine, the discomfort in the gorilla's stomach has been completely put aside. He was very excited, talked a lot, and vomited his thoughts, and then pulled Jing Haoyang to ask about the mountain. Why is it so warm.
Jing Haoyang didn't keep it private, Balabala taught the gorilla what to do, Xie Jiawen didn't drink a drop, and watched the two big fools bragging with each other with a smile in his eyes.
The roast mutton was really not enough, the roast chicken, beggar chicken, and all kinds of wild vegetables next to it were all eaten up by these two men, and they drank a lot of wine. In the end, the gorilla let out a cheer and it softened into a puddle Mud slept in place.
Jing Haoyang's eyes were blurred, he forced himself to take a shower, and swished into Xie Jiawen's room like a thief mouse.
The night was long, and the eyes that were misty during the sobs were awake for a moment, with a little smile of success, and then misty again, and continued happily.
Xie Jiawen was lying softly on the bed as if he had been crushed by a boulder, his eyes were angry and soft, staring at Jing Haoyang's sleeping side face prettyly.Do everything you can to guard against it, but you can't prevent yourself from being soft-hearted.
Seeing that the sun was not high outside, Xie Jiawen sighed and closed his eyes again.
As soon as he closed it, Jing Haoyang, who had been sleeping soundly before, opened his eyes instantly, and silently grinned a huge and presumptuous smile. in my arms.
Feeling the touch of skin, this guy fell asleep again contentedly.
The gorilla who was taken back to the guest room by Xie Jiawen didn't wake up until the sun was shining. Obviously, he drank a lot the first day, but Jing Haoyang woke up early, and pulled him sticky and acted like a normal person. .
It wasn't until Xie Jiawen's stomach suddenly made a sound that he let go with regret on his face, and went to the ground to dig two sweet potatoes that had been cooked by the temperature, and ate them one by one.
Xie Jiawen was lazy and didn't want to move, so Jing Haoyang helped him peel the skin himself, with a cautious look, he felt that he had done something wrong.
"Did you drink too much last night?"
"Drank too much!"
"Are you sure? You look fine now."
"I really drank too much! I don't even remember what happened last night!"
"Really?" Xie Jiawen asked suspiciously, "It's true that nothing happened last night. Go back to your room to sleep tonight, is that okay?"
Jing Haoyang immediately took out his old self: "No, no, I know what happened last night!"
"Oh?" Xie Jiawen snorted softly, "On purpose?"
"No, no, that's impossible! You trust me."
Xie Jiawen pressed his waist: "I was fooled so much because I believed in your evil."
Jing Haoyang touched his nose and walked up to him: "I was wrong, but I still dare."
Xie Jiawen kicked Jing Haoyang.
The gorilla is still sound asleep.
Jing Haoyang went to cook with a hippie smile, and when the time was almost up, he went to call out to the gorilla: "Get up and have lunch, you can't drink enough, you just sleep for a day at this little."
The gorilla rubbed his forehead: "I am so sad to see you, so let me drink away my sorrow."
Jing Haoyang: "What are you worried about, we look very worried?"
"That's not true." The gorilla limply said, "When I think that you are the ones we need to encircle and suppress this time, I feel very worried. If we really attack, then our two brothers will be enemies."
Jing Haoyang was overjoyed: "What are you thinking, you can't even climb up, what are you worried about?"
The gorilla woke up like a dream: "Yeah? I seem to be guarding the door at most."
Jing Haoyang slapped him: "Are you still worried? Get up and eat."
Then he got up and went out.
The gorilla scrambled and rushed out, he was a guest at the new uncle's house, how could he be so out of tune, waiting for the new uncle to cook at noon.
As soon as he rushed to the kitchen, he smelled a strange fragrance again.
I don't know what the aroma is, but it is continuously coming out from the casserole next to it. The gorilla smells it so much that his saliva is about to flow out. He ran to the casserole and pointed, and asked Jing Haoyang: "Brother Jing, what is in it? It's too fragrant!"
Jing Haoyang didn't look back, he took out a sweet potato from the stove and handed it over: "The soup is nourishing, you can't drink it, first eat a sweet potato to pad your stomach, and we will have crispy broth later."
The gorilla glanced at the casserole greedily, but in the end he didn't overdo it, and went out to eat at the kitchen door with the sweet potatoes in his arms, completely forgetting the fact that he was here to help.
"Hiss—" After being scalded by the sweet potato, the gorilla gasped, "Oh, this sweet potato is delicious, so delicious."
As soon as Xie Jiawen got dressed, he saw the gorilla gasping at the kitchen door: "The sweet potatoes are hot, eat slowly, I'll wash some dates for you."
"No, no, don't, don't, miss, how can you do these rough jobs and let your disciples come!" In front of Jing Haoyang, he could barely treat Jing Haoyang as a brother, but he was absolutely sure that Xie Jiawen was his master. Don't dare to forget.
Where is the reason why the disciple is sitting and eating, but the master is doing things instead!
The gorilla ran into the sweet potato and hurriedly followed Xie Jiawen, whenever he saw what Xie Jiawen was doing, he rushed to do it, being very careful: "You are a daughter, don't do these rough jobs, let us do it!" Yes, miss, you rest!"
Miss Xie Jiawen silently looked down at her bare chest, and called out the gorilla's name: "Quan Tiezi."
The gorilla looked back attentively: "What's the matter, Miss? Do you have any orders?"
"No..." Xie Jiawen's expression was indescribable: "I'm a man."
"Ah? Oh, I can tell, I know, what's the matter, miss?" The gorilla replied naively, being a man does not affect that Xie Jiawen is his master.
"Then you still call me Miss?"
The gorilla patted the back of the head, turned back and knelt down tremblingly: "I forgot...it was my fault, I'm sorry little...young master."
It was only then that Xie Jiawen realized that although the gorilla behaved normally, the gorilla was actually very nervous.
He smiled, and went to fetch the raspberries next to him, intending to ease the atmosphere: "Since you know that I am the young master, you don't have to worry about everything, let me do something by myself."
"That won't work, the young master is also the master, let me do it!" As he spoke, the gorilla snatched the raspberry from Xie Jiawen's hand again.
He behaves attentively, and because of nervousness, he appears to be overly attentive.
Standing at the door, Jing Haoyang felt that he was bursting with green energy: "What are you doing!"
The gorilla turned his head with the raspberry in his hand, and Xie Jiawen was still there, so he called uncle in a daze.
Jing Haoyang and Xie Jiawen were stunned at once.
Jing Haoyang, who was still tense just now, his neck turned red instantly, his face was still strong and calm: "Well, let me come, you are a guest."
As he spoke, he squeezed away the gorilla who was still courting Xie Jiawen with one hand.
With the word uncle, he felt that he could forgive the gorilla once more.
But if the gorilla continues to fail to understand colors, he may have to do it.
In the end, the gorilla was squeezed away, and he was embarrassed to be idle, so he took a handkerchief and wiped it everywhere.
When he wiped the radiator, he cried and moved his hand away, how could he get burned even when he wiped something, no wonder the little brother and the young master didn't want to see him.
What is this and why is it so hot.
Could the world be kinder to him.
A brother becomes a son-in-law, and a lady becomes a master.
Feeling melancholy in my mind, I was suddenly burned again: "Oh——"
He began to wipe other things.
Scratching and bewilderingly, he found something in this house that he couldn't understand.
A palm-sized round orb was hung in the air on the roof by a thin thread, emitting a dazzling light.
After staring at it for a while, he was dazzled, and after looking away, there was a dark spot in front of everything he looked at.
Sure enough, this kind of treasure shouldn't be something that ordinary people like him can easily imagine.
Thinking of this, the gorilla moved a bench to wipe the orb, lest the orb be dusty, which is not beautiful after all.
"boom--"
The gorilla fell off the stool violently.
His fingers were scalded to the point where he was a dignified disciple of Jianmen, but he was scalded one after another.
Xie Jiawen and Jing Haoyang came over to check on the situation, and saw the gorilla sitting on the ground with a handkerchief in his hand, with a frustrated expression on his face.
Xie Jiawen was about to go over to help him, and asked with concern: "What's wrong with you?"
As a result, the person had not yet reached, but was already squeezed away by Jing Haoyang. Jing Haoyang slapped the gorilla's collar and picked it up: "Did you touch the light bulb?"
"Light bulb?" The gorilla reacted a bit: "This treasure is called a light bulb? It's too hot. I wanted to wipe it to keep it from getting dusty, but it turned out to be so scorching. Before I could wipe it, it was burned." It's hot."
Jing Haoyang: "You are stupid, the light bulbs in this room have never been turned off, they are hotter than a red-hot pot, and you still reach out to touch them. Forget it, forget it, don't do anything, these electrical appliances on my side are very important to you. It’s too dangerous for you, it’s interesting to touch the electricity again later, you’d better wait, I’ll put the kidneys in the pot, and we can have dinner.”
"How can I do that, I am a low-level disciple..."
He still wanted to continue to help, but Jing Haoyang pushed him to sit on the stool: "You go wash up first, there is a water pipe on the left when you go out, Xie Jiawen will teach you how to use it later, and I will be there in half a stick of incense time." It's over, what do you think?"
Then, the gorilla was just like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking east and west, amazed, and in awe of things he didn't understand. All the things he had never seen before had to add the word "bao".
Treasure tap water, Treasure refrigerator, Treasure radiator, Treasure light bulb...
Xie Jiawen felt deeply. Although he was not so exaggerated when he saw these things, he was really surprised.So I didn't feel that the gorilla's behavior was out of line.
Haiwan, who was drinking before the gorilla pipe, called Baowan...
"Give me a reason to call it a treasure bowl?"
"This, this is the bowl made by the young master himself. It is the most unique and precious bowl in the world."
Xie Jiawen laughed heartily: "You are such a treasure!"
Jing Haoyang broke the chopsticks with a click, and his eyes turned green and red.
Chapter Directory Green Three Days 10
After finally sending away a brother who was so courteous to his wife, Jing Haoyang felt relieved and planned to close the gate of the mountain and close the mountain for a while.
Don't let anyone come up, he doesn't want to be in line with the times, this era can't even catch up with his car exhaust.
He also doesn't want to find another brother, and with such a diligent brother, his family may not be so beautiful.
Xie Jiawen didn't know that when Jing Haoyang sent the gorilla away, he still used the firefighter's carrying posture, and then jumped down from the top of the mountain, and fell to the ground at a very fast speed.
The gorilla was found fainted by the side of the road and woken up by his companions.
The others were curious about where he had been playing all day and night, and whether he knew what his little brother's name was.There is also the eternal question between men: "How about Tiezi, are younger siblings pretty? Compared to sister-in-law?"
As a result, Tie Zi, who has always been generous and hearty, just didn't say anything, and his faltering look seemed very ghostly.
These people have also seen Jing Haoyang carrying the sack, and they all think they understand it instantly: "Brother Jing's family is a little poor, but his appearance is magnificent, and his beautiful wife is not bad at home. Tie Zi is an honest man. He dare not tell the truth, hahahaha!"
Tie Zi just smiled and didn't speak.
Speak out and scare you to death.
I went to Master Jinggu's house for dinner, the young lady served me the wine herself, have you seen it?
Tie Zi hugged several sheepskins and went back to his room happily. This one is for making clothes for his wife, the other for his son, and one for his master, and the rest can be used for making a few pairs of shoes... They were all hunted by my uncle himself.
The gorilla's departure did not affect Jing Haoyang's life. On the contrary, his arrival gave him some sweetness. schedule.
Throwing some stones down the mountain from time to time, his life can be said to be unprecedentedly happy.
As for how unhappy those people at the foot of the mountain are, I don't know.
Anyway, in the end it broke up due to lack of funds.
In the end, both Penglai and Yushan held funerals at the same time, thanking the beauty for being buried at the bottom of the sea, and erecting a clothes tomb at the same time.
Jing Haoyang asked Xie Jiawen's opinion: "Do you think it's unlucky? If you think it's unlucky, I'll go and blow up the mourning hall for them."
He was hurriedly stopped by Xie Jiawen: "No, it's actually good for them to mourn, so that I will no longer be Xie Jiaren, but just a mountain villager Xie Jiawen, just a mourning hall broke the relationship between us, it's good .”
Jing Haoyang thought about it, but he retorted: "It's not a villager, but the wife of Yanggu Valley."
At the same time, when they went to Youyou Valley, they happened to meet Daru's monkey and tortoise. The two little guys finished their course for a period of time, bid farewell to the people in Youyou Valley, and embarked on a journey.
At this time, they have undergone earth-shaking changes, and they are completely different from the two children who were ignorant and only accepted death.
They have learned to use words to instill their truths in others.
For example, they all said that the road in Yangshan is easy to walk.
The inn is always a place with many stories, and there is a storyteller as the atmosphere booster. Within three months, everyone will know that Taihe Xianweng, the head of Penglai, and the old ancestor of Yushan, the old man of Yushan, have ordered people to besiege Yangshan. , but came back in a big defeat.
The disciples of these two families have been trying to clean up their crimes: "Mount Yangshan is mostly cliffs, and there is no point of focus, but Master Jinggu and his base camp are built in the valley inside. , coupled with the fact that the earth dragon is turning over frequently, there are many dangers, and the fact that there are not many casualties is already a blessing from the ancestors!"
It was a fact, and many people had seen or heard of the terrain of Yangshan Mountain, but the wind direction changed as soon as the monkeys and tortoises came out.
"Yangshan is difficult to walk? How is it possible?! The terrain of Yangshan is not steep at all! My brother and I just came out of Yangshan. Here, look, I also hunted a sheep. I will keep the sheepskin until winter It will definitely be worth a lot of money if you sell it when it is time to sell it!"
"Yeah, yeah, Yangshan is just like flat land. At most, there are a little more strange rocks, but it's still easy to go up and down the mountain. Don't listen to those people talking nonsense. In fact, it's just a little bit difficult to walk, but who is not here?" For a master who knows martial arts, it's easy to go to Yangshan!"
The expressions of the two were confident, and the sheepskin displayed on their bodies was indeed the kind of sheep's fur that is a specialty of Yangshan. These people were just trying to make fun of it. Now they can make Penglai and Yushan suffer, and of course they are also happy.
As time passed, rumors about the flatness of Yangshan Mountain were spread throughout the world, and those who spread the rumors themselves began to believe them.
In the end, the monkey and the tortoise made some new breakthroughs in the rivers and lakes, and got a new name: Yangping Shuangxia.
The more famous they are, the more famous Yangshan is. In the end, these people even think that Yangshan has been a flat place since ancient times...
The foot of Yangshan Mountain was very lively for a while.
Immediately, the brainwashed people regained consciousness again and went home to continue spreading rumors.
I can't be fooled alone.
Yangshan continues to be lively, and some people make climbing Yangshan a regular event, and many children are eager to try at the foot of Yangshan.
Among them, the two older children are the best.
They are the sons and grandsons of the owners of the rouge shop and the sugar shop in the town at the foot of Yangshan Mountain respectively. The older one is called A Rao and the younger one is called Tangding.
Tang Ding crawled for more than a meter, then retreated out of fear, and A Rao laughed loudly from behind: "Hahahahaha! Don't look at some people who have practiced for a year, but they haven't improved at all! "
Tang Ding was not convinced: "Then you go and try! I don't believe you can climb higher than me!"
Ah Rao turned his eyes, walked to a place next to it that was a little easier to walk, and climbed up, but fell down when he was less than half a meter away.
He had grown quite a bit in a year, and when he looked down, his height looked much scarier than it was a year ago, and his calves immediately softened.
"Hahahahahaha!" Tang Ding pointed at A Rao and laughed, "Shame, shame, big turtledove! Some people still say I am! I only walked a few inches by myself!"
The two children were making a fuss, and suddenly a figure in black bunt floated down from the Lengbu Ding Mountain.
The two stopped instantly, ran to the figure and bowed their hands respectfully: "Master Jinggu!"
Jing Haoyang touched one of his heads: "They have grown taller."
The two little guys followed behind him: "Master Jinggu! When are you willing to accept us as apprentices? Every time you come to buy something, you say you will accept it next time. You can't tell how many times it will be next time!"
Jing Haoyang: "Let's talk about it when you can climb 15 meters, you are too good."
"15 meters!"
The two children who were educated about the length of one meter exclaimed: "That's the height of several houses!"
Jing Haoyang nodded: "Look at me jumping off the mountain every time, do you dare? If you dare not even go 15 meters, don't even think about it."
Then he strode towards the sugar shop: "Tangding, is your dad open today? I want to buy pine nut candies."
Tang Ding followed with his short legs: "Yes, yes, my dad just fried new pine nuts last night, and mixed them with sugar this morning, so he said you will come down!"
Jing Haoyang pressed the bouncing Tangding and ran faster.
But he didn't run out of sight of the two little guys, but ran at a speed that could be seen, but the two kids couldn't catch up.
He put the two children behind him, and when he heard them panting like a bellows, he gave a nasty smile.
The street vendors were all too familiar with this scene, and they all joked: "The owner of Jinggu is playing with the children again."
When I went back, I carried ten catties of pine nut sugar on my shoulders.
Seeing the juicy pears on the stall, I brought a few more catties of pears, some seasonings, and the clothes I threw into the rouge shop and let the shopkeeper of the rouge shop help me sew them.
The shopkeeper of the rouge shop is A Rao's grandfather, he is old and dim-witted and has good tailoring skills. I don't know why he couldn't think of opening a rouge shop at the beginning, and he didn't make money with his sewing skills.
But now he only accepts the cloth from Jing Haoyang’s family for sewing. After all, Ah Rao wants to learn martial arts, and he only has this skill that can help him, so he always sews the cloth sent by Jing Haoyang tightly. Really.
Jing Haoyang carried two big bags into the mountain, saw two children still following, so he stopped and waited.
After the two children rushed over like dying, one of them passed on a mantra: "Go back and practice, and practice your courage by the way, people who are afraid of being half a meter tall don't learn martial arts, go back!"
The two rushed home as if they had found a treasure, and couldn't wait to start the experiment.
Jing Haoyang was free, so he hurried home and couldn't wait to deliver pine nut candy and Xie Jiawen's new clothes to Xie Jiawen: "I have brought all the food and clothing, and you said you want to go out for a stroll, so let's go out this year Let’s travel, and come back when it’s almost cold before the Chinese New Year.”
Xie Jiawen took the clothes and shook them off, only to find that they were all light clothes: "Have you prepared for it long ago?"
Jing Haoyang: "That's for sure. After all, you have been staying in Yangshan for a whole year, so you have to go out for your honeymoon this year."
"Honeymoon?" It was another new vocabulary that Jing Haoyang spit out inadvertently, and Xie Jiawen was a little curious.
But in fact, Jing Haoyang is not too clear: "Maybe it's a sweet moon. I've heard people say that before, but I haven't had a honeymoon very much."
Xie Jiawen was a little speechless, folded the clothes again, and put them back in the bag: "You, you don't know how troublesome it is to go out for a long distance. We have to pack some things so that they can be used on the road. For example, Some dry food, in case there is nothing to eat when you are on the road, and bedding, if you sleep in the wild, there must be a cover."
Jing Haoyang slowly listened to Xie Jiawen's detailed count of the things he needed to bring, with little smiles in his eyes.
In the past, he often stayed in different places, but he almost didn’t take anything with him when he went out, because anyway, as long as he was hungry, he could go into the water to catch fish, and if he was sleepy, he would deal with it directly on the tree. Sasha, very happy.
But now listening to Xie Jiawen's counting, I realized that the journey can be different.
There is someone who carefully considers all the things you need to consider for you, whether you need it or not, but you will feel extremely peaceful inside.
Chapter Directory Green Three Days 11
The first stop of the trip was set at Gyeongcheon, which is said to be a blessed land with mountains and rivers stretching endlessly.
The only disadvantage is that the road is not smooth, and the entry terrain is dangerous, which is very dangerous. It is really not easy for ordinary people to enter and exit for non-local experienced people.
Jing Haoyang and Xie Jiawen looked at each other, and felt that this was a good place to go.
Instead of meeting people in Yushan Penglai, you can also see the scenery outside.
So under Xie Jiawen's meticulous preparation, Jing Haoyang took Xie Jiawen out of the country with the burden on his shoulders.
Before leaving, Haoyang threw a lot of jade near Yangshan.
Xie Jiawen watched him throwing it, and did not disturb him, but asked after he left, "What did you throw those jade stones for before? Is there anything special about it?"
Jing Haoyang nodded: "It's some basic mountain protection formations, which can prevent people from entering at will. There is electricity on the mountain, and if the monkey and the turtle ran back to the electric room without thinking, the chance of survival would not be too great, so it is still Suoshan is better."
Xie Jiawen shook his head with a smile: "It's still you who are thoughtful, I forgot about the electric room."
Jing Haoyang shook his head, his complacent look made Xie Jiawen laugh.
All the way to Qingchuan, where people use spices in their meals, and there are rich spices as a foil to any food. The two of them ate a lot of fat, and rushed to Qingzhou, Qingzhou Water Town, people are very gentle He was kind, spoke softly and lightly, but the food was very bland, and the two people who had just gained weight lost weight quickly.
Jing Haoyang wore the same black shorts, and Xie Jiawen wore the same white uniforms. The two of them looked good, which was already extremely eye-catching. In addition, Jing Haoyang was carrying a mountain-like luggage, which made them look like It was written all over his face: Come and grab me!Several
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