Don't be a secretary to a genius

On the other side of the phone, Lu Xian said in a deep and predictable tone: "I knew you would come to me, and I have made full preparations in advance."

Jing You let out a trusting "Yes" and listened attentively.

Lu Xian: "There are three steps in seduction: lure, lure, lure."

Jingyou: "What are you talking about?"

Lu Xian: "Don't interrupt!"

Jing You closed his mouth and continued to listen.

"Let's talk about the first step first—introduction." Lu Xian paused, "Have you watched artificial breeding programs? You want to create a closed space with only the two of you, have a long time of alone contact with her, and guide her into it. a certain state of mind."

Jing You thought for a moment and said, "I have already completed the first step, we can spend several hours together."

"Then go straight to the second step." Lu Xian was not curious about where they were.

"The second step—to lure, as the name suggests, is to create a trap to lure the enemy deep."

Jing You frowned, and said impatiently, "Doctor, you are so long-winded."

Lu Xian: "I'm hanging up the phone, bye."

Jing You: "I'm out of funds, goodbye."

"..."

Lu Xian said as if nothing had happened, "It's a science to make a trap. You can't make a trap that people can see at a glance. Dig a big hole at the bottom, and the surface should not reveal any flaws to be a good trap."

Jing You looked at the door and urged, "Doctor, hurry up and tell me how to dig a hole?"

"There's no need to dig a hole, you are that hole." Lu Xian said, "We just need to lay straw mats on your hole, and wait for Secretary Jiang to step in."

Jing You mobilized all his brain cells to run at high speed in order to understand what Lu Xian said.

Lu Xian: "In short, you have to inadvertently arouse the evil seeds in Secretary Jiang's heart, and then water and fertilize her, so that she will voluntarily sink to the bottom of the pit, and she can't stop."

Jing You twitched his eyebrows a few times and asked, "What are you talking about? In fact, you don't know the specific execution method at all, right?"

Lu Xian snorted coldly, "Are you questioning my academic level? This is a valuable result I obtained by referring to the documentary on species reproduction and Sun Tzu's Art of War."

Jing You glanced at the door again, "Then hurry up, Secretary Jiang will be back soon!"

"Where did I just say?" Lu Xian was silent for a while, "Yes, it's about making her want to stop. People are naturally contradictory. When you want someone to reach a place, you have to create more obstacles. In this way On the contrary, it will inspire the fighting spirit of the other party to break through many difficulties to reach that place. Have you heard the story of Tang Seng going through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West? They are all similar in principle.”

Jing You rubbed his brow bone with his middle finger, "Then what should I do?"

Lu Xian: "Specific problems need to be analyzed in detail. I can only provide you with a world view and methodology. You must fully understand the spirit, transform it into your own knowledge, and apply what you have learned. Or do you need me for even this simple matter? Hand in hand?"

Jing You was provoked by the contempt in Lu Xian's words, and said, "Of course I will! This little thing won't bother me."

"Finally, let's talk about the 'seduction'. There are primitive impulses in the human body. What you have to do is to arouse Secretary Jiang's animal nature with wildness." Lu Xian continued, "Just to give an example, you can Tear off your clothes, reproduce the scene of wild beasts hunting in front of her eyes, and the shock she received made her unable to control the urge to tear your clothes—”

There was a knock at the door, and Jing You immediately hung up the phone and threw it aside.

Jiang Shengyan walked in while brushing his hair, and sat down in front of the dressing table.

"I don't have a blindfold at home, you can overcome it tonight." Jiang Sheng said.

She thought that Jing You didn't lie down because she couldn't sleep without an eye mask.

"Oh." Jing You took a peek at Jiang Shengyan, then got into the quilt, closed his eyes, and grabbed the edge of the quilt with both hands.

Jiang Shengyan dried her hair and finished the maintenance procedures, then lifted the quilt and went to bed.

Two quilts were piled on the bed, which was a little crowded.

After turning off the lights, the breathing of the two rose and fell in the dark space.

Jing You said: "Sister, you don't want to stick to me like other women with ulterior motives, do you?"

Jiang Shengyan grabbed the quilt unconsciously with one hand, and replied, "Why do you miss me like this?"

Jingyou: "I'm just curious."

Jiang Sheng said: "Go to sleep."

The bedroom was extremely quiet, and if you moved a little, you could hear the rubbing sound of the quilt.

After a while, Jing You said again: "Sister, you don't have any messy thoughts, right?"

Jiang Shengyan's heart suddenly picked up, and he wondered: "Why do you always ask strange questions today?" It seemed that he was probing something.

Jing You still said to himself: "No matter how attractive I am, you don't have any evil thoughts, do you?"

Jiang Shengyan's throat felt dry, and said, "I'm a little thirsty, go get a glass of water."

Get up and walk out quickly.

Jing You recalled what Lu Xian said just now, creating obstacles to stimulate fighting spirit, probably meant this?

Jiang Shengyan came back with two cups and walked to the bed, "Do you want to drink water?"

Jing You sat up suddenly, grabbed the collar with both hands, and pulled it hard.

Two buttons of pajamas were broken.

Jiang Shengyan gritted his back teeth and said, "Are you venting your dissatisfaction with me?"

Jing You frowned, and tugged again, the pajamas were crumpled into a rag.

Jiang Shengyan took a deep breath, suppressing the anger in his heart.

"Tear this pajamas and I have nothing else to change for you. You will sleep in this tonight!"

There must be something wrong.

After thinking about it, Jingyou decided to go back to the first step and create a space for solitude.

"I'm a little thirsty." Jing You reached out to take the cup in Jiang Shengyan's hand, and took a few sips.

With a slip of the hand, the cup fell on the quilt, and the water flooded Jinshan.

Jiang Shengyan's hands trembled, and his facial muscles were almost twisted.

Jing You shook, immediately picked up the cup and put it on the head of the bed, picked up the quilt, rolled it into a ball and stuffed it into the washing machine.

When she returned to the bedroom, Jiang Shengyan was taking a deep breath with her eyes closed.

Jing You jumped onto the bed in two or three steps, got into Jiang Shengyan's quilt, and buried his head.

"Even in the same bed, my sister won't have strange thoughts, right?"

Jiang Shengyan lifted the quilt, propped his hands on Jingyou's side, and said angrily, "Do you think I have any strange thoughts about you?! Who taught you these things?"

Jing You was so frightened that he shivered, looked at Jiang Shengyan timidly, and turned his face away again, "That Mr. Xu said that we should act first, I don't want my sister to be snatched away."

Jiang Shengyan squeezed Jingyou's chin with one hand, turned her face back, and said, "But I don't want to be your sister, do you know that?"

Jing You's eyelashes trembled, and Jiang Shengyan looked at each other for a moment, then lowered his eyes.

"I got it now."

Jiang Shengyan let go of his hand suddenly.All her desires were dissipated by Jing You's pure eyes - those eyes were so clean that there was no impurity in them.

She can't bear to destroy it.

Jing You lay on his back, folded his hands in front of him, closed his eyes to isolate himself from this world.

She frowned tightly, extremely irritable.It seems to encounter a difficult problem that will never find a solution, and every step is getting farther and farther away from the correct answer.

Jiang Shengyan lowered his head and pulled the quilt up to cover Jingyou.After hesitating for a long time, he opened a corner and lay down.

The two of them exuded the same fragrance, hidden in the air, like an invisible string, tightly entwining them together.There is no escape.

"Can I hug you?" Jiang Shengyan asked softly.

Jing You didn't know how to answer, so he simply kept silent.

Jiang Shengyan hugged Jingyou, pressed his forehead against her temple, and breathed on the side of his neck with the tip of his nose.

"Grow up quickly, and my sister won't be snatched away." Jiang Sheng said.

Jing You felt that his neck was itchy, but he didn't want to raise his hand to scratch it.It is very comfortable to be held in this way, which is very different from before.

The lure seems to have failed.

But it wasn't a complete failure. My sister's arms were warm and soft.

It doesn't matter if you get bacteria on it.

The corners of Jingyou's lips gradually turned up.A sharp corner sticks out in the dark.

Jiang Shengyan closed his eyes, his sense of smell became more sensitive, and the aroma from the neck of the person in his arms became more intense.

She unconsciously tightened her arms a little.

The night enveloped the galaxy.

She, cage her.

"Doctor, your theory doesn't hold water at all."

Accompanied by voices of questioning, Jing You walked into the laboratory, pursing his lips straight.

"Why is my theory not valid?" Lu Xian said, "Where is it not valid?"

Jing You: "Secretary Jiang was irritated by me."

Lu Xian: "Then prove inversely that she doesn't want to sleep with you. My theory can't be wrong."

Jing You was silent for a moment, then said, "It makes sense."

For some reason, I felt a little lost.

Lu Xian glanced at Jing You lightly, "Is there anything else?"

Jing You shook his head, as if he had lost his soul, he staggered out of the laboratory.

As soon as the person left, Lu Xian immediately called up the theoretical knowledge sorted out yesterday on a huge touch screen.

Sure enough, if you want to use it to guide practice, you need to give specific examples, and you can't just list some big and empty formulas.

She touched her chin, looked at the ground, and paced back and forth in the laboratory.

The door of the laboratory was unlocked, and Ying Jane opened the door unhindered to enter.

Lu Xian was immersed in her own thoughts, and bumped into Ying Jian unpreparedly.

Lu Xian was so frightened that she instinctively took two steps back, and then took two steps back after seeing the person clearly.

"What are you doing here?"

"You like your chicken feet the most." Ying Jian raised her arm, holding a square box in her hand.

Lu Xian curled her lips and said, "I don't believe what you gave me is normal food."

Ying Jane put the box on the table, "I haven't played tricks on you recently."

"So you want to play tricks on me today?" Lu Xian said, "Is it something scary that pops out when I open that box? Or is it that there are ordinary chicken feet in the box, but they are actually mustard-flavored chicken feet?"

Ying Jian jumped onto the dissection table, her legs staggered back and forth, "I'm engaged."

"Congratulations." Lu Xian unpacked the package of chicken feet, held up a chicken foot and said to Jane, "You won't directly poison me, will you?"

"My cousin said that marriage is the tomb of love." Ying Jian's eyes fixed on Lu Xian, "If you let the person you like live outside and jump into the tomb by yourself, wouldn't it be great?"

Lu Xian took a bite of the chicken feet, "It tastes good."

Ying Jian's eyes turned to the big screen that was lit.

"Analysis of the feasibility of Xiao Jingyou seducing Secretary Jiang's love in bed. The first experiment: failure." Ying Jian read it word by word.

Lu Xian's expression collapsed, and he quickly turned off the screen.

Ying Jane laughed out loud.

The laughter was crisp and sweet.

"I didn't expect my doctor sister to study this kind of thing." Ying Jian said.

Lu Xian said seriously: "This is also a branch of biological research."

Ying Jian shook her feet back and forth, "I can help you complete this experiment before I enter the tomb, do you want to?"