Don't be a secretary to a genius

[Serious work group in the secretary's office]

[Manager Zhen: Let me tell you an explosive news. I held it in for a whole night, and I really couldn't help it! ]

[Secretary Office Staff A: Come on, old Zhen, you want to blow up news every day, and there is no day when it really blows up. ]

[Manager Zhen: Today is real! ]

[Secretary Office Staff B: Then you should hurry up! ]

[Manager Zhen: I don't, you question the extent of my explosion. ]

[Secretary staff C: I think you want to explode! Explode! ]

[Manager Zhen: How do you talk to the superiors? ]

[Secretary Office Staff C: Would Manager Zhen have the same knowledge as a cute and petite girl like her?Will not. ]

[Staff B in the secretary's office: You don't want to talk about Tai 2 real people, so don't keep it! ]

[Manager Zhen: Tell you. ]

1 minute later.

[Secretary Office Staff A: We're gone, we're gone, Lao Zhen hasn't even let out a fart for so long, he must be playing us. ]

[Manager Zhen: I saw our boss being kissed on the table by Secretary Jiang! ]

[......]

[Staff A in the secretary's office: Lao Zhen, I'll send you a candle. ]

[Secretary Office Staff B: I will send you a bouquet of flowers. ]

[Staff C in the secretary's office: I will help you eat more good things during the holidays. ]

[Manager Zhen: What do you guys mean?Isn't this news amazing? ]

[Secretary staff member A: I have been working hard, and I did not participate in the discussion just now. I have no knowledge of the chat content in the group! ]

[Secretary Office Staff B: Tai 2 real person, how can you gossip in the work group?Delay my work! ]

[Staff C in the secretary's office: Sister Lan, I have written the speech of Mr. Jing, please take a look. ]

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Manager Zhen held the phone and frowned.

Although the name of this group is "Serious Work Group", it's usually just a few people in the secretary's office joking around and gossiping. What's going on today?

[Secretary Qi: Lao Zhen, look at the list of group members, there are surprises! ]

Manager Zhen clicked on the group members.

Secretary Jiang's profile picture stood out.

Usually, Secretary Jiang hardly spoke in the group, and Manager Zhen completely forgot that she was also in the group.

...things seem to be getting tricky.

[Manager Zhen: Hahahaha tiger oh oh oh. ]

[Manager Zhen: My mobile phone was not with me just now, it seems to have been stepped on by a cat, did it say anything strange? ]

[......]

[Secretary Jiang: I pressed the boss on the table to kiss? ]

[Manager Zhen: Hahaha, I was just making an immature joke! ]

[Secretary Jiang: I'm Jing You, please come to my office tomorrow, Manager Zhen. ]

[Manager Zhen: President, I have no other intentions!I'm actually a CP fan of you and Secretary Jiang!I just said these words to get everyone to join me in groundhog screaming! ]

[Secretary Jiang: What is groundhog screaming? ]

[All in the secretary's room: ...]

[Manager Zhen: Mr. Jing, I was wrong!I didn't mean to damage your majestic image in front of comrades!I am guilty, I kneel! ]

[Secretary Jiang: Me and Secretary Jiang, who is more popular in the group? ]

All silent.

[Manager Zhen: You...you are the president, so it should be you. ]

[Secretary Jiang: I was just making an immature joke just now, Mr. Jing is not by my side. ]

[Manager Zhen: I am dead. ]

[Secretary Jiang: I just pretended I didn't see what I said just now, you guys continue. ]

[Secretary Office Staff A: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

[Staff B in the secretary's office: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'! ]

[Secretary staff C: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

[Secretary staff E, F, G: ah... ah... ah... ah! ]

The WeChat group was quickly swiped.

[Secretary Jiang: What are you doing? ]

[Secretary Qi: The groundhog screams. ]

Jiang Shengyan frowned slightly, and searched for "groundhog screaming" on the Internet.

A picture of a groundhog standing on top of a mountain with its mouth open appears on the page.

"Does this have any special meaning?" Jiang Shengyan was still puzzled.

Secretary Qi seemed to know her troubles and threw her a picture.

How to use groundhog scream——

Seeing a handsome male star: ahhhhhh = he is so handsome!

Seeing a beautiful and sassy female star: ah ah ah = how beautiful and sassy she is!

The CP who saw the fan made candy: ah ah ah ah = so sweet, so sweet, the Civil Affairs Bureau will roll over here by itself!

……

Jiang Shengyan raised his eyebrows slightly.

I really live to learn.

Today is a rest day, Jing Zhenzhu is still angry with Jing You, and hits a mandarin duck again, letting Jiang Shengyan stay at Jing's house honestly, as for where Jing You goes, she doesn't want to care, as long as she stays out of her eyelids Just hang around underneath.

Jiang Shengyan sent Jing You a message after changing hands.

[Jiang Shengyan: Ahhhhh! ]

Screaming at the cute fiancee groundhog probably means "you're cute and I like you so much"?

If you praise Xiaoyou in the way of young people, she will never think that I am old-fashioned.

Jiang Shengyan thought so.

Jiang Shengyan was detained, which was exactly what Jing You wanted. She was having a strategy meeting with Lu Xian in the office.

"Doctor, try poking me now."

"It's my first time doing this kind of thing, so I have no experience."

"Do it once and you're done."

"It's not good for the two of us. Secretary Jiang will be angry if he knows."

"I'm all for our happiness, she won't be angry."

"Then I'm on."

"Ah."

"I'm really here."

"Hurry up!" Jing You was impatient.

Lu Xian slowly approached Jing You's eyes with an eyebrow pencil, dangling in front of her eyes.

dangling.

Jing You clenched his teeth, and after holding on for a few seconds, one lost control and slapped the eyebrow pencil off Lu Xian's hand.

The expression on Lu Xian's face disappeared.

"You didn't tell me that there is a possibility of work-related injury!"

There was no trace of guilt on Jingyou's face: "This is not my original intention."

"Sooner or later, you will lose my ordinary friend!" Lu Xian was annoyed.

Lu Xian has already classified the relationship between the two of them from "friends" to "general friends", and the next step is "acquaintances"; she has already thought about the next step, "that is, acquaintances"; One step, "that is, individuals"...

The combination of Chinese characters in China is really broad and profound.

At this moment, the screen of Jing You's phone on the table lit up.

Jing You breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the phone and said, "Someone sent me a message, I have to deal with some business first."

"What are we doing now is not a serious matter?" Lu Xian threw away the pen in his hand, "Why should I waste time doing something that is not a serious matter?"

Jing You: "It was my fiancée who sent me a message. This is more important than business."

Lu Xian: "Well, it does sound like that."

Jing You happily clicked on the dialog with Jiang Shengyan.

[Jiang Shengyan: Ahhhhh! ]

Jing You frowned slowly.

"Strange news."

Jing You suddenly showed panic: "Jiang Shengyan won't be kidnapped!"

"What did she send you? Let me analyze it for someone you know." Lu Xian said, taking a lollipop from his pocket and putting it in his mouth.

"She said: 'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhn

Lu Xian opened his eyes, excitedly took out the lollipop from his mouth and held it in his hand.

"She's hinting at you!"

Jing You frowned even more: "What do you mean to me? Is it really possible that she was kidnapped?"

"Who sent WeChat after being kidnapped!" Lu Xian showed a contemptuous expression.

"I just said it casually." Jing You was annoyed in his heart, but his face was very natural.

Lu Xian: "She's implying that you should hurry up and put her on the bed!"

Jing You had question marks all over his face.

"I think you need to accept some adult baptism." Lu Xian said.

Jingyou: "How should I answer her?"

How can it appear that I understand what she is talking about?

Lu Xian smiled slightly and made an "ok" gesture.

Jing You waited for a long time, but when Lu Xian didn't speak, he couldn't help asking, "What?"

"Didn't I make gestures for you?" Lu Xian looked as if he hated iron but steel.

Jingyou: "Is it OK to answer her? If it's so simple, will she think I'm perfunctory?"

Lu Xian: "What I asked you to answer was 'I will call you three times a night'."

Jing You typed this sentence on the phone dialog box with doubts, always feeling that something was wrong.

"Reply quickly, don't keep your fiancée waiting!" Lu Xian reached out and clicked send for Jing You.

Jiang Shengyan received the reply, showing the same puzzled expression as Jing You.

What does it mean?

Not enough praise, three times a night?