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When the two finally finished their tossing, Ruan Ruan was about to fall asleep.

When Nian Quesheng fished Ruan Ruan out of the layers of quilts, it was still snoring. In order to express its dissatisfaction at being disturbed, it patted the back of Nian Quesheng's hand with its paw.Nian Quesheng had no choice but to stop bothering him, handed Ruan Ruan to Jiang Dongchen, got out of bed, closed the window, turned off the lamp, and lay back beside Jiang Dongchen.

The bed in this inn was not very big, and Nian Quesheng and Jiang Dongchen were lying side by side, a bit crowded, Ruan Ruan pushed between them again, and was squeezed out after a while.

There is such a big place in the sky for me to lie down, why on earth should I go down to earth to suffer.

Nian Quesheng wanted to touch Jiang Dongchen's hand. While groping under the quilt, he touched the cat's fur and slapped it on Ruan Ruan's buttocks. Ruan Ruan was startled and ran out stepping on Jiang Dongchen's chest. After being caught, Gu Lulu went to the other side of the bed to seek Jiang Dongchen's protection.

Jiang Dongchen left half an arm for it.

Nian Sheng ignored it, and asked Jiang Dong, "Where shall we go tomorrow?"

Jiang Dongshen felt a little laziness and contentment after being greedy and satisfied. He squeezed Nian Qusheng's knuckles and closed his eyes and said, "It doesn't matter where you go, it's just for fun anyway."

It was indeed for fun, they took Ruan Ruan on the road early in the morning of the second day, and there was no one else on the road, so the two of them held hands quietly.Jiang Dong sighed deeply: "I wasn't so tired before, ah... such a big man."

But Nian said: "I used to want to do this too, but brother, you are thin-skinned, and I'm afraid you won't like it."

Jiang Dong was dissatisfied and said: "Then am I thick-skinned now?"

Nian Qusheng: "No, no, no." Then he laughed and said, "It's still far from me."

Today's Jiang Dongshen is much more frank, occasionally embarrassed and ashamed that he can't speak, complementing each other, really charming and cute, not good.This kind of frankness is very useful in sex, he takes the initiative a lot, and is just right to be submissive.

Every time Jiang Dongshen did this, Nian Qusheng's thoughts would flutter and fly up and down, and he couldn't find the south, east, north, and south in dizziness.

Men don't want their lover to be subdued, because every man has the most primitive plunder and encroachment in his nature, and the weaker his opponent is, the stronger he is.Hearing Jiang Dongshen beg for forgiveness is the more exciting, the more violent the action must be, the better it is to make Jiang Dongshen cry.If it wasn't because of reluctance, he would have wanted Jiang Dongchen to cry directly.So Jiang Dongshen said he didn't know what Nian Quesheng was thinking when he did that kind of thing, that's what he was thinking about.

Nian Butsheng's thoughts drifted a little far away, and when he turned his head to see Jiang Dongshen looking at him, he coughed unnaturally.

Jiang Dongchen twitched his lips and said, "You are still distracted while talking to me, you are not good."

Jiang Dongshen has a good family education, and he never speaks rudely. If he wants to teach him a lesson but raises a few words, he is also "disobedient" and "disobedient".

Seriously cute, intentionally or unintentionally provocative.

Gee.

Nian Quesheng stretched out his hand and pinched Jiang Dongchen's face, and couldn't help but warm his voice: "My fault, brother. When I came here yesterday, I saw a juggler at the east street corner. Do you want to watch it with me, brother?"

Jiang Dongchen had never seen those before, so he was a little curious, and said: "Just look at it."

So the two took Ruan Ruan to the east street, it was still early, there was no one on the street, and the teahouse on the street had already opened.So Nian Quesheng and Jiang Dongshen went up to the terrace on the roof of the tea house, looked down, and had a panoramic view.

Two tea seats and a pot of Biluochun. Seeing the extraordinary bearing of the two, the staff in the shop asked when serving the tea, "Are the two of you also the kind of immortal cultivators who can fly around in the sky?"

Nian Quesheng smiled and said, "Ah, I've been spotted."

The little guy said: "Our group of jugglers downstairs are also immortal cultivators. They put their hats on the table and they can conjure rabbits out of them. Hey, it's very magical. It's said to have come from the West. ——Two You should be a knowledgeable person, have you ever seen such a spell?"

Nian Quesheng thought that only you people would believe that they were cultivators, but on the surface he was very supportive: "This is so powerful? I have never seen it before!"

The boy looked at Jiang Dongchen, who also shook his head very cooperatively.But for some reason, he suddenly thought about it, smiled and said: "I will become a cat."

As soon as the words were finished, a fluffy little head was exposed from the wide sleeves of the seemingly flat white clothes, with bright eyes, and he exclaimed "Meow——" to the boy

The little guy applauded and cheered, "He's also an expert."

Jiang Dongshen took Ruan Ruan away with some amusement, thinking that if he played like this again, the folks would think that a cultivator can transform things out of thin air, and judge whether he is a master by whether he can make animals.After the boy left, Nian raised his fingertips on the table and said, "Brother, can you draw?"

Jiang Dong said in a deep voice, "I will know a little bit, what?"

Nian asked, "Then can you draw rabbits?"

Jiang Dongchen was a little puzzled why he asked this, but he said truthfully: "Yes, rabbits are so easy to draw. My mother taught me when I was a child."

After thinking about it, he added: "Not only that, I can also draw kittens, dogs, chickens, birds, fish, and butterflies."

Nian Quesheng was amused by him: "Okay, okay, I know you will. My brother has great powers. Come with me to uphold justice later, okay?"

The topic changed suddenly, Jiang Dongchen couldn't keep up with his train of thought, he was a little dazed for a while, and frowned slightly: "What justice?"

But Nian Sheng said: "My dear brother who is 'Cultivating Immortals', it is always wrong to lie to people. —— Juggling tricks are juggling tricks, everyone is happy watching, but no spiritual power, or even no spiritual power at all. It's his fault to come out under the guise of 'Cultivating Immortals', to deceive himself and others, and to make a fool of himself. Look at that little fellow just now, who was deceived by him and worshiped so much, isn't that person abominable?"

Jiang Dong pondered for a while, and said: "What you said makes sense, but I still think you are looking for things just for fun."

But Nian Sheng clicked his tongue: "Brother, do you have any misunderstandings about me? Am I that kind of person?"

Jiang Dongchen asked back: "Aren't you?"

Nian Butsheng sighed, leaned back in his chair depressedly, and stopped talking.

Jiang Dongchen smiled and said, "Are you angry?"

Nian Quesheng looked at the street outside the window: "No."

Jiang Dong sighed helplessly, and coaxed: "Okay, you can do whatever you want, how can I cooperate with you?"

Nian Quesheng's petty temper could not be pulled back, he folded his hands without saying a word, looked at the street sullenly, and didn't give Jiang Dongchen a glance.

Jiang Dongshen thought to himself that I really lost to you, knowing that you had fallen into a trap and still jumping into it.After privately seeing that there was no one in the screen confinement, he put down his teacup and propped himself on the table to stand up, bent over to kiss Nian Quesheng's face.Nian Quesheng had already seen him move from the corner of his eye, and immediately turned around to kiss him after receiving the warm touch on his face.Jiang Dong said with a deep smile, "Is that all right?"

Nian Quesheng almost didn't write the word satisfaction on his face, and smiled brightly in his eyes: "I'll just wait for you."

As he spoke, he pulled Jiang Dongchen's wrist to make him walk around the table to his side. Jiang Dongchen bent down to listen to Nian Biaosheng's whisper, and after listening, he asked, "What new skill is it?"

But Nian raised his eyebrows and said, "You'll find out in a while."

From day to day, the number of pedestrians on the street gradually increased. At the corner of the street came a few men dressed in the same way. They were all light blue Taoist robes. They set up a wooden table at the corner of the street with ease. The white tablecloth was long and stretched to the ground.A tall crown was placed upside down in the middle of the table, and pedestrians immediately crowded around.Nian Kesheng stood on the terrace with his hands behind his back, and clicked his tongue: "Would they just keep turning into rabbits here and attract so many passers-by? Then one can imagine how curious the people here are about cultivating immortals. They cheat , the crime is even greater."

Jiang Dong said in a deep voice: "When I was young, I read a "Tai Ping Guang Ji", which said that there was a person who claimed to have the magic of cinnabar. He could live forever. He said he was hundreds of years old, but Fenghua was young. Everyone was amazed, He rushed to visit. One day he was sitting and talking with all the guests in the hall. The doorman said that there was a person who asked to see him. At this point, everyone saw that the person who came here was really very old. He was hunchbacked, and he couldn't help being even more surprised. Later, the Taoist was exposed by his relatives and friends, saying that the old man was the old father of the Taoist."

Nian Qusheng laughed uncontrollably and said, "Damn it."

Jiang Dongshen also smiled and said: "Disloyalty and disfilial piety, that's what you mean. —— Playing mysteries for the sake of reputation, and eventually being laughed at by everyone, I don't know why."

Seeing that the man downstairs started his performance, Nian Sheng pulled Jiang Dongshen down the stairs. When he reached the street, he smelled a fragrant smell and drool three feet long. He said to Jiang Dongshen: : "After justice is done, shall we eat chestnuts?"

Jiang Dongshen laughed at him, and said indulgently, "Okay."

At this moment, the man had already taken out the rabbit that was handed over by the person hidden under the table through Gao Guan.The disapproving Nian Sheng said disapprovingly, "That's it?"

The sound was not loud, but it was enough to make everyone look back at him.Seeing how young he looked, the man thought he was a frivolous kid, so he didn't pay much attention, and said, "This is the art of cultivating immortals - making things out of thin air! This young man doesn't seem convinced, do you have any ideas?"

Nian Quesheng thought that he would be ashamed to call himself a cultivator with such words and deeds, and he was very, very courageous.Can't help but look back at his gentle and elegant Jiang Dongchen, and corrected his expression and said: "I don't know where this senior came from?"

That person didn't panic, he must have lied many times: "A casual cultivator, traveled far away in the west, came back to make a living, and made a small plan. This fellow Taoist claims to be a junior, where did he come from?"

But Nian Shenghui smiled and said: "I am also a casual cultivator, and I have never seen anything made out of thin air. Your tricks are really-very rare."

The man ignored him and was about to turn around and play something else when Nian Qusheng suddenly asked, "Who has a pen and paper?"

It was the boy from the teahouse who responded.Seeing his two guests coming out of the teahouse, he thought that they might want to show off their talents, so they closed the door of the teahouse and followed them.Hearing Nian Quesheng's question at this moment, he went back upstairs to fetch the paper, pen and inkstone, and handed it to Nian Quesheng.Nian Kesheng changed hands and handed it to Jiang Dongchen. Jiang Dongchen was very polite and asked the juggler, "Can I lend you a desk?"

The man could not answer. ——No, it’s justifiable, who made him have a hole in the white cloth table.Jiang Dongshen was very considerate, and walked to the wall, but Ming Nian was promoted to hold the paper for him.I took a pen and dipped it in ink, and drew a rabbit lying on the ground on the paper.

But the rabbit had no eyes, but Nian Sheng took the pen, looked back and said to everyone: "Do you know the finishing touch?"

As he said that, someone in the crowd suddenly said in surprise: "Look at the pen in his hand!"

Nian Quesheng smiled lightly, and lightly tapped the rabbit's eyes with a pen that was glowing orange lightly, and the rabbit jumped out of the painting immediately, and was held firmly in Nian Quesheng's arms.He stretched out his hand and scratched its fluttering nostrils.All of a sudden, the crowd whispered to each other in amazement, the "immortal cultivator" looked livid, but Nian said: "Just kidding."

After finishing speaking, Nian Quesheng put the rabbit in Jiang Dongchen's arms.Jiang Dongchen was also very surprised, the rabbit's fur was very realistic, but it felt a bit papery to the touch, and the breath it exhaled was also real.On the face, he pretended to be commonplace, with a face of indifference.But Nian Sheng said to the dear friend: "Cultivators of immortals are not allowed to use their spirits in crowded places. This rule has lasted for a hundred years. I broke the rule just now, and I will be punished when I go back. This senior, you must not be ignorant of this rule."

The man was speechless, but Nian Sheng told the onlookers to disperse, Jiang Dongshen said to the man: "It is understandable to make a living by this, but there is something wrong with pretending to be a cultivator. Your tricks have become very good, Why bother?"

Nian Quesheng waved his hand and said, "Stop it, you're good at talking about 'immortal cultivators', it makes people think that we cultivators can transform things out of thin air, but even the gods in the sky can't transform things. If you say you are juggling , others will take it as a joke, and they won't take it to heart. But when you say that you are an immortal cultivator, it is inevitable that some people will believe it, thinking that there is such an ability in cultivating immortals? Mountains, vying to ask for immortals, not doing business properly, wouldn't the world be in chaos?"

A 34-year-old man was stunned to be taught by two young men with weak crowns, blushing, speechless, and retorted angrily: "I'm just..."

Jiang Dong said in a deep voice: "Trouble always accumulates in the slightest."

The man was speechless again.

But Nian Sheng got out a small piece of silver from somewhere, put it on the white cloth table, and said earnestly with his airs: "Your tricks have become better, I disturbed your business, forgive me. It's just a cover for this cultivator. Don't fight any more."

As he said that, he thought that the magic spell was only a stick of incense, and it would be hard to explain if the rabbit disappeared in a while, so they said goodbye and left.Turning around the corner with his hands behind his back, Nian Sheng pulled Jiang Dong's sleeves and said, "Brother, Li Zi."

Seeing that he was still thinking about it, Jiang Dong sighed with a smile, "Okay."

But Nian Sheng was satisfied, and walked with him to the chestnut shop and said, "Continue to go south, autumn is coming."

Jiang Dongchen listened to him the most, and nodded when he heard the words: "If you like it, then go south."

The author has something to say: I made up the content of the trick