I, ET, mixed entertainment circle

On January 2010, 1, the American Football Super Bowl (nfl) final was held grandly as scheduled.

According to the practice in recent years, the halftime show has become the time for big star performances, commercials, and previews of blockbuster movies to be broadcast in North America. "Iron Man 2", "How to Train Your Dragon", "The Dark Book of Magic", "Sleek Detective", "How to Get Away with Law 2" and other ten blockbuster films appeared together, making movie fans dazzled and excited.

One of the films has a very subtle posture, and it is produced by Huaguo Beihuang Group-"Running All the Way".

Since the birth of film art, both the East and the West have interpreted this wonderful humanistic art with their own civilizations and methods. Europe used to be the pioneer and guide of film art, but with the advancement of film technology and the times, film has become a kind of After being recognized as "industrial art", European art films gradually declined, and were caught up by the United States, which has strong technological advantages and the "assembly line" of the film industry, and Huaguo, which has a long history of civilization, strong national strength, and a huge market.

In recent decades, the film art of the United States and China can be said to have been brilliant for a while, shining side by side.

No matter which side, they are trying their best to protect and develop their own film culture, and they also want to open up the other party's market and capture the "enemy" high ground.After many times of communication and competition between the relevant cultural departments of the two countries, an agreement was finally reached to introduce [-] "blockbuster films" each year.

Both countries regard each other's intrusion films as "wolves". While being extremely vigilant, they also hope to use powerful competitors within their own control to stir up their domestic markets and promote the continuous progress of the film industry.

The cultural history of the two countries is quite different, and the concepts of the East and the West are even more different. This is reflected in the film culture, which shows that the "art film" type is not well accepted in each other's market and is relatively small, while action films , sci-fi films and other films that focus on special effects scenes and do not require much background knowledge and humanistic understanding can achieve excellent box office in the markets of the two countries, and they are booming.

In recent years, as the offensive and defensive battles between the cultural industries of the two countries have become more intense, the audiences of the two countries have also gained a much deeper understanding of the country on the other side of the ocean. Many marginal films with the nature of literary and drama films have gradually gained more audiences. .

But in general, both countries have their own plots.

For example, China's domestic films protect "Red July", such as the Super Bowl halftime show in the United States.

This year, in the middle of a bunch of Hollywood blockbusters, a Chinese blockbuster was mixed in. This taste... the five major film companies in the United States seem to have swallowed a green olive. Qing, the way is unknown.

1 Huaguo's Beihuang Group acquired the AEG Cinemas, which accounted for 21% of the North American theaters. However, Beihuang has recently changed its leadership, and its largest shareholder and president has become Yu Qinghuan, a "miracle boy" in the Internet industry who grew up in the United States.

The general public in the United States has a wonderfully gentle and tolerant fondness for this "magical" sickly young rich man.It's like watching the sick kid next door relying on his own skills and ability to start from scratch. Although everyone envies and admires him, he still has a secret pity—what if he is rich?Not yet... Hehe!

For movie fans, they don't need to think about interests, competition, and culture. As long as the movie is good, it's their carnival feast!

As for whether the film is produced in China, or in the United States?Hell, who cares who made the movie if you've paid your bills for the month and still have date and ticket money in your pocket?But only if it's worth the price of admission.

George was holding a large tube of potato chips, half lying on the sofa, staring at the TV and waiting for the end of the Super Bowl halftime show. The trailers of one blockbuster movie after another were wonderful on the screen, but as a veteran movie fan, Some of the tricks were less and less effective for him.

"Shit! The spy series is more boring than the last one. Just looking at the damn trailer, you can tell that there are still so many shit jokes, which can't make me laugh at all, okay? The Iron Man trait seems to be good, oh! The planes and explosions, the producers are going to pee their pants, Jon and Downey, it should be good, but it seems that the second part of the series will always be worse than the first..."

His finances have been a little tight these past few months, and he can order a notepad if he has too many bills, and the money in his credit card is only enough to spend on two blockbuster movies for dating—it’s really expensive to have a girlfriend, but fortunately Dong Ni is also a movie lover Otherwise, it will be more expensive to go shopping and buy something!

"Pfft—" George's mouth sprayed all over the floor, and his eyes almost missed the TV screen.

A trailer is playing on the TV. Although the picture is in color, the lens has the texture of an old black-and-white film. Each section of the plot that seems to be irrelevant is cut out and interlaced quickly. Suddenly, all the shots The characters in the movie all come together in one prominent setting - the nightclub.

The lens language is very proficient. In just 30 seconds of quick jumps, he can clearly see several complicated lines. He should be an experienced veteran.George can even taste the multi-line narrative taste of "Pulp Fiction" and "Two Smoking Barrels" from this clip. The director from Huaguo seems to have added an interesting story line with an oriental flavor to it, which is rare to let He, a Westerner, also watched it with relish, rather than being inexplicable.

but!The question is, what the hell is that man writhing and singing like a fish in the middle of the stage?

Did he think he was a "mermaid" needing to lose weight, waiting to catch some hapless prince?

Soon another dancer who can be called a "beauty" appeared in the camera, dancing an ambiguous and extremely sexy pole dance, with a pair of black eyes staring out of the camera charmingly, making people look hot all over.

Everything in the camera, characters from all walks of life rushed into the venue of the nightclub and made a lot of noise.

It was obviously a very sweet and funny farce scene, but for some reason, George couldn’t help turning his eyes towards the other side of the stage, even if there was only a small corner of the stage exposed, he couldn’t help but glance hard to see There is no "mermaid" figure that is a bit plump.

The trailer of tens of seconds flashed by. After all, the advertisements on the Super Bowl have always been known to be expensive. It is said that they can be compared with the advertisements of Huaguo’s Spring Festival Gala. Just such a small short film costs several million dollars.

The trailers that have been burned for millions of dollars must be a collection of the essence of the movie, and they will not stop until they trick the audience into the theater.

But George saw this and so on... That's right! "Running All the Way" or "Running All the Way"?Although I have an intuition that this will be an interesting blockbuster, what turns and recurs in my head is not the protagonists and those sharp shots, but the slippery, twisted and twisted "witch song" that makes people dizzy x hard The "Mermaid"!

Not to mention other commercials and trailers, even when watching the second half of the game, George’s so charming and cute figure that people can’t help but want to laugh, especially the mysterious tune that can’t hear the meaning of the words from time to time. , the weird and turbulent melody involuntarily circulates in my mind, recirculating...

shit! shit!This must be oriental witchcraft!poisonous!

George wailed, and rushed to the toilet with a green face, to appease his little brother who stood up solemnly after watching a middle-aged man twist his waist.

After staring blankly after watching the second half of the game, George took a deep breath as if he had completed a task. He rushed to his computer at the speed of light, and opened the film lovers exchange section of "willbe", the largest social networking site in North America that he often hangs out with.

A red banner post on the top of the eye has been pulled up: "Running All the Way" - a trailer that makes you laugh and cry!WARNING: Heavy, Toxic, and Addictive!

The guy who posted the topic used a "warning sign" in yellow and black. I don't know if he really wanted to warn the latecomers, or he wanted to arouse the curiosity of netizens and cheat people into the post.George felt that the behavior of the bigwigs on this page, which harms others and is not too big a deal, is mostly the latter.

George quickly opened the post for more than two hours, but there were already more than 700 replies to the post. He quickly glanced at the video of the main building. That's right, it really was the evil and coquettish "beautiful" man who made him faint and poisoned. fish!

He pulled the mouse wheel to look down, line by line, each line was an accusation against the poster and the producer, that's right - accusation!

[It's over, the whole afternoon, I was thinking about that fat "fish", he made me doubt not only my sexual orientation, but also my own life! ]

[This is definitely a conspiracy of the Huaguo government. They export culture, export kung fu, and then they export "mermaids"! ]

[That weird tune is always echoing in my head, may I ask if this is Huaguo's "brainwashing"? ]

[Don't be too alarmed, this is called the zeigarnik effect, it just means that this oriental piece resonates with a certain area of ​​your cerebral cortex, and you are eager to see its complete fragment, which leads to the continuous playback of it by brain cells, for a definite result.It is recommended to swipe three times or more after the movie is released, then the nostalgia for "him" in your mind will be diluted. ]

[Upstairs, please don't talk nonsense in a serious manner, are you really not a spy sent by Huaguo Film? ]

[Okay, I will go to the third brush, and then I will probably marry a man with a small belly when I come back, bless me!Friends, I'm ending being single. ]

[Watching a middle-aged man dance for a few seconds, without even seeing his tender belly, how the hell am I so hard? !Is this my punishment for not going to church for two weeks? ]

[No, that should be your reflex for not letting "brother" have a good time for two weeks, uh, or not letting your little chrysanthemum bloom?Anyway, let yourself go! ]

[………I think I'll check out that Huaguo blockbuster too, but if it's not as glamorous as I thought it would be, hey!Friends, does anyone know the address of that "Chou"?I heard that Huaguo complained to the art community, according to the rules, the "blades" should be sent. ]

[In that case, believe me, the fbi will find your door before the people of Huaguo! ]

George concentrated on suppressing a smile, and sent a sympathetic message with shaking hands:

[Seconded! ! ! ]

Seeing a bunch of people being cheated, I really feel happy.

Le Chaoguang is a senior veteran of Douya's film and television section "Movie Tribe", and he is also a jet-lagged party.

Because of the convenience of geography, he can often post North American video news to the domestic Internet one step earlier, and his comments are often sharp, with quite spicy words, and also carry the most popular texts of "Douya.com" petty bourgeoisie users. Qing Tiao, these two points made him have many die-hard fans.

Every year at the halftime show of the Super Bowl in the United States, it is also an important time for him and his partners to move the world, move the news of new movies released in North America and the comments of netizens.

Because of the agreement between the two countries, as well as the review procedures of relevant departments and schedule conditions, etc., there are always a small number of blockbuster films that can be released at the same time on both sides. Huaguo released possible blockbuster movies, and some of them would even just put a trailer on Huaguo's official website.

For fans who like movies, especially blockbusters, these are really not enough!Over the years, a cultural agreement between the two countries has been reached, and the copyright has become more and more tight. Movie fans who are not deep enough can't go to the United States to watch the premiere. They can only taste the leaked taste through film exchange websites such as Douya. .

The film "Running All the Way", with Qiu Dao's glorious reputation in the past, and the old partners of Huang Dayingdi and Ma Fatty joining in, the original work was produced by someone Zuo, and it has attracted the attention of fans as soon as the project was established.

Le Chaoguang, the big boss of the movie tribe, even gave it A-level attention, but since the filming started, there have been basically no tidbits, gossips, and gossip about who and who the boss saw, so it didn't make any trouble at all. , It doesn't look like Beihuang's coquettish style.

That's right, the head of the family has changed, and the way things are probably going to change.

Think about how many tender and raw Chinese cabbage was wasted back then, which made nerds envious and jealous, and fans wished they could chop stuffing and feed it to dogs. Good thing Dapuben!

It's a pity that it didn't take long to keep a low profile, and this girl came out again. First, there was something "Kung Fu Masters Fighting Hooligans" that was circulated on the Internet, and then something opened a Weibo and a bunch of second-generation followers followed "Lao Yang", and then joined "Running All the Way" "The crew, every operation is so coquettish and contrived.

Le Chaoguang looked at him coldly and felt embarrassed for him. This hype is so frankly bottomless and shameless!This wild boar spirit is going to make a comeback and win over the beauties in the circle, right? !I don't know what big thick legs I found to support me again.

We can't help you with other things, so we will spare no effort to help you blackmail, you are welcome, thank you!

As a result, Team Leader Le Chaoguang became one of the leaders of [Lao Yang_God Eater] Heizi, and under his command are a group of nerdy nerds who lick their screens every day.Everyone has a common language, and they are also very fraternal. They will not be like those superficial only fans who only love one idol at a certain time. Zheng, Tiaoshun, young ladies and sisters who are active in the front line of Huaguo film and television.

In the dark age when the "wild boar spirit" once ruled half of Huaguo's film and television entertainment industry, every time black poplars fell in love with a juicy young lady, they would always hear bad news soon after-that pig took the cabbage again. Give it an arch!Arched! !Arched! ! !

They can only hide behind the keyboard, weeping and silently cursing this heartless universe, this unfair world, draw a circle and seriously write the name "Yang Qibei" a hundred times!A hundred times, then gritted his teeth and silently crossed away the favorite in his heart, set off with difficulty, and then went to find the next pure and unaffected goddess.

The only good thing is that most of the black poplars are men with straight steel pipes, otherwise, their blows will be double!

Perhaps it was because Yang Qisai had done too many bad things and was painted with too many black circles, and finally his luck was bad, and he went bankrupt and sold his business!

As many goddesses were deleted with tears back then, there are as many tears of joy now.

The favorite thing for Le Chaoguang and Hei Yangmei to do is to rush into [Old Yang_Shen Devourer]'s blog, and surround him with cynicism, hehehehe! ——These film lovers who tend to be more literary and youthful generally don’t use dirty words when swearing, which will appear vulgar. They prefer to use technical means such as citing scriptures, beating around the bush, and pointing fingers and scolding Huaihuai to set off the ugly evil deeds of "Yang Qibei".

But [Lao Yang_Bit God] Weibo, except for the innocuous greeting when it was opened, and then reposted an embarrassing video of him fighting like Li Xiaolong, there is no room for them to play, let Le Chaoguang And the black people are choking on their wrists.

Until he saw that video post in Willbe's video section.

Seeing such a magical scene, to be honest, Le Chaoguang was struggling in his heart and wanted to refuse.

But that guy who changed his stage name to "Da Yang" is poisonous!It is highly toxic!

Seeing the crooked nuts screaming in panic and strange stress reactions, Le Zhaoguang silently and critically watched the trailer over and over again, reading the weird comments of crooked nuts, laughing like a devil magical.

Before he was killed in battle, Le Chaoguang resolutely, enduring a hard and painful part and his belly throbbing from laughing, translated all the main strange talks in this post on the forum into Chinese, and even the paragraph Together with the magical trailer, it was sent to the domestic "movie tribe" overnight.

It's better to be alone than to be happy, brothers, you're welcome.

Le Chaoguang didn't know, because he was too happy to post on Willbe, and it took too much time to translate "God's Reply", so that his reposted video was no longer the first on the domestic Internet.

With the help of the Internet pioneers who love "over the wall", the time-lag parties who are enthusiastic about "sharing", and the sailors under Willbe and Beihuang's Publicity Department, the trailer of "Running All the Way" has been released in North America, in Huaguo, publicly or privately, is like a ferocious mutated influenza virus, raging everywhere, and wherever there is the Internet, people exclaim: "This is really poisonous!"

[Ha ha ha ha!Someone stop me quickly, I can't stop watching this video at all! ]

[What the hell is the zeigarnik effect?Crooked nuts do some shit scientific research all day long. ]

[It's so scary, Uncle Dayang's enchanting figure has been swaying and swaying in my mind~ just like the dance steps of a gecko! ]

[Before I saw this video, I was proud of my steel pipe straightness. After seeing the big poplar version of "Mermaid", my aesthetics, my world view, and my values ​​have all suffered a devastating nuclear blow .Now, the pillar of my world seems to have been melted, and it is slowly bending... If I can't survive, comrades, please help me burn a movie ticket stub of "Running All the Way"; if I survive...]

[upstairs?upstairs! ! ! ...you go! ! !I will definitely say hello to Big Poplar for you. ]

[I, Murong Tieniu, have always admired Lao Qiu's casting vision, but this time I let Uncle Dayang, a scumbag, join the cast, I have to say... well done! ]

[No, I said why did you all go to see the crooked-neck tree singing and dancing in the big poplar?Obviously the dancer in the middle of the stage is Zhao Qingyuan!The young man's face, that figure, that... Fuck, the big poplar tree is really poisonous, is there anyone like me who can't wait to take off that tulle robe and take a good look at the uncle's fleshy belly! ]

[+ID number]

[Wild boar get out of the entertainment industry! !Don't pollute my idol again! ! ! ]

[Upstairs, who is your idol?Back then, Dayang was "a pair of jade arms, a pillow for a hundred people, and a pouty lip for a thousand people to taste." His vision was still high, and it was not a pure natural beauty that would not be in the mouth. ]

[puff!A big poplar tree that has been cut down by hundreds of people~]

[Don't tell me, this crooked-necked poplar jump really has such a meaning?May I ask what he sang? ]

……

In a sense, Huaguo's network is like a huge fish pond carefully tended by a contractor. Its ecology is self-contained. Fish with different feeding habits mix in different water layers and eat different foods. The basic principle is that the big fish eat the small fish, the small fish eat the dried shrimps, and the dried shrimps eat the messy floating algae.In order to maintain the activity of the pond water and avoid the pollution of the pond by the cross flow of external sewage, the administrator basically closed the pond, but also left a few openings for ventilation and viewing the scenery.

The characteristics of the pool water, as long as no one deliberately disturbs the water, no matter how big the news is, it will only stir up ripples in the pool for a while. With the medicine, the big fish and the small fish have already fled in all directions, obediently diving to the bottom of the water and not daring to bubble indiscriminately.

In order to let Dayang's "starring" "Running All the Way" trailer sweep across the Internet with lightning speed and the sweeping state of an epidemic virus, and to skillfully guide the heat while trying to suppress Dayang's Black History, Willbe and the staff of Beihuang Propaganda Department also worked hard for the boss's award.

There must be a brave man under a heavy reward, even if the bonus is enough, there are many people who work hard, not to mention just fighting fiercely on the Internet for a few days.

With the jingling of money in Boss Yu’s hand, although it was impossible to make the bad words about Dayang on the Internet "stop abruptly" 2, at least it reversed his neutrality in most cases, or he had nothing to do with Yang Qibei. Impressions in the minds of passers-by and netizens.

Boss Yu personally set the preliminary personality for Dayang as follows: the prodigal son will know martial arts, has a demonic aura, and is poisonous.

After all, Lao Yang's background is too bad, and his reputation is too bad, so direct smearing will only make netizens disgusted, so let's do the opposite and let curiosity arouse people's attention.

Yu Qinghuan is very cautious about the character design of "Dayang", because he has an inexplicable intuition that this "Dayang" who has a wonderful intersection with him is likely to change into dazzling postures like a chameleon .

With a little curiosity, he silently paid attention and looked forward to it.