Society owes me a brother

Concerned about the boring question of "how can hand speed reach the standard of being single for 50 years", Lu Chi and Yue Bin, who is half a world away, sent text messages back and forth for half an hour.

During the period, Yue Bin also sent Lu Chi a photo full of G, all of which were photos of him and a few silly roe deer.

"Our family's stupid cubs have given birth to six little roe deer, two males and four females. My mother raised them so fat!"

"It's just these six little roe deer, why do I look more stupid than Dudubenben [attach N photos], look at their eyes, are they stupid?"

Lu Chi looked at the photo sent by Yue Bin.I don’t know how Yue Bin did it. Most of these photos are connected one by one. Lu Chi clicked one by one at the same speed as he has been single for 50 years. All the photos are connected together like a cartoon. Similarly, frame by frame is all about the interaction between Yue Bin and the roe deer.Look, in Lu Chi's eyes, it is a silent film of a golden retriever and eight silly roe deer having fun in the ice and snow.The fresh breath of the sun rushed towards his face. Looking at Yue Bin's bright smile with big white teeth in the photo, Lu Chi felt that the overwhelming snow was about to melt away.

For some reason, my mind relaxed a lot.Lu Chi simply leaned against the head of the bed, put the laptop on his lap, smiled and said, "Silly roe deer, I'm already stupid, so it's not surprising to be a bit stupefied."

"But I always feel that these six are particularly stupid...Could it be the sequelae of inbreeding marriage?" Yue Bin looked at the camera suspiciously, and the husky's wisdom was revealed in his dark eyes: "You Do you want me to take them to the hospital for a check?"

Lu Chi: "..."

"How do you check?" Lu Chi asked very speechlessly: "Take a bunch of stupid roe deer to the hospital to test your IQ?"

It's me who has a problem with my brain!

Yue Bin shook his head thankfully, then followed Lu Chi's example, lying on the bed worrying: "Then what should I do!"

Lu Chi didn't know what to worry about.Silly roe deer, silly roe deer, you can tell from the name that stupidity is the true meaning of the existence of roe deer.

"Why don't you think about it from another angle?" Lu Chi's brain twitched, and he also suggested: "Since he is called a stupid roe deer, the more stupid his behavior, the purer his blood!"

Yue Bin: "..."

After being silent for a while, Yue Bin asked doubtfully, "Can you explain it this way?"

"It should be fine." Lu Chi touched his nose, and changed the subject calmly: "By the way, let me teach you how to play games."

Yue Bin immediately reacted: "Is that the game you played all afternoon and beat all your siblings to death?"

Lu Chi: "..."

Sensing the majestic murderous aura coming from the other end of the screen, Yue Bin timidly gestured for a zipper in front of his mouth, then changed the subject: "What game? Is it fun?"

Lu Chi said the name of the game expressionlessly, and even the hair on his body exuded the breath of "I'm not happy anymore".

While looking for this game on the Internet to create an account, Yue Bin coaxed people: "I haven't played games much recently. My hands are very raw, and my performance will definitely hinder you after a while. You don't regret choosing me as a comrade-in-arms, do you? "

"How many levels are you, take me to upgrade?"

"Hehe, it's still a tactical competitive game. What's your game ID, I'll add you as a friend..."

Yue Bin, who was far away on the other side of the world, patiently guided his roommates and classmates to register accounts and choose weapons. At first, he thought that all novices would be as clumsy and slow as him. Figured out the settings of the entire game.Completing the task is like cutting melons and vegetables, leaving Lu Chi speechless.

And when Yue Bin teamed up with Lu Chi to fight twice, and both of them were almost killed by his teammates before completing the mission, he finally knew that Lu Heng's brother would go crazy because of Mao.

However, unlike the crazy diss of Lu Heng's younger brother, Yue Bin thinks that Lu Chi, who plays games, is so clumsy as to be cute.

It doesn't matter if you can't shoot well, and it doesn't matter if you can't tell friend from foe. Yue Bin just thinks that Lu Chi's guilty expression every time he almost kills him is very cute.So Yue Bin sometimes deliberately manipulated the game characters to rub next to Lu Chi's characters, just to get hurt secretly.Then Lu Chi in the video will show an expression as if he is facing a formidable enemy, and tremblingly manipulates the character to run aside, and while running, he said: "Stay away from me, be careful, I will shoot you to death!"

"But I have to go and pick up props!" Yue Bin can always come up with various reasons with an innocent face.But due to Lu Chi's abnormally high IQ, Yue Bin didn't dare to go too far.Occasionally "scared" Lu Chi several times, but Lu Chi didn't notice it.

So after a few games, Lu Chi was concentrating and sweating on the tip of his nose, as if he had just been on a roller coaster.But Yue Bin was just the opposite. He looked refreshed and looked forward to the gods flying, so he shouldn't be too excited.

Then, Yue Bin noticed Lu Chi who was lying on the bed with a serious face and doing calculations.

Yue Bin: "...what are you doing?"

Lu Chi said with a serious face: "I'm calculating the mistakes I made in the game just now."

As he said that, Lu Chi also showed Yue Bin the various data he had listed based on the example of "Having a Wife Bar", including the angle at which the gun should be mounted in a few minutes to kill the enemy hundreds of meters away. , drive in the direction of 10 o'clock at a speed of meters per second in a few minutes and a few seconds, how long will it take to reach the safe area to exchange for the medicine package...

Yue Bin looked at Lu Chi with black lines all over his head, and couldn't help persuading him: "It's just a game, you can't do it."

Lu Chi glanced at Yue Bin silently: "I haven't won yet!"

Yue Bin understood Lu Chi's implication in an instant, and immediately coaxed: "Who said you didn't win. Didn't our two teams win two games~"

"That's because you dodge bullets so well." Otherwise, I'll be shot and collapsed!

Lu Chi said frankly.He didn't know why he was so stupid. He missed an enemy in a game, but his marksmanship was very accurate when he hit his teammates.

Yue Bin didn't expect that his pattern of secretly rubbing, rubbing, and hurting would leave such a big psychological shadow on his roommates and classmates.Immediately trying to comfort him, he said, "That's because you are new to the game and haven't played much before. Besides, there is no mode in which teammates do not increase damage in this game, so it is relatively difficult."

Hearing this, Lu Chi asked subconsciously, "Then why are you playing so well?"

"That's because I've played other games before, and practice makes perfect." Yue Bin replied without hesitation: "Don't worry, I'll take you with you every day from now on. You're so smart, within a week, you will definitely be able to master this game." It's very slippery-"

Before Yue Bin finished speaking, there was a sudden knock on the door.Lu Chi called "Come in", and saw his brother's head coming out from behind the door, and said with a smile, "It's time to eat, Mom asked me to tell you to go downstairs."

"I'm going down now." Lu Chi said.

Lu Heng touched his nose, and asked hehehe: "Brother, do you still play games at night?"

Lu Chi thought of Yue Bin's promise of the seven-day game crash method, just about to refuse, his eyes glanced at Lu Heng's seemingly calm but erratic little eyes, he paused, and immediately smiled: "Play. Why don't you play? You don't think your brother is too good, so you don't want to play with me, do you?"

"Why?" Lu Heng breathed a sigh of relief, and said loudly, "I'm afraid you'd be angry with me."

Lu Heng scratched his hair in embarrassment, and said with a shy expression: "Brother, don't be angry with me. In fact, you are very good. Even if you are good at playing games, you are the best big brother. I admire you the most. Brother."

After Lu Heng said this, he closed the door with a bang, and ran downstairs.

Lu Chi looked at the closed door for a long time, then chuckled.

Yue Bin, who was sitting at the other end of the screen, looked at Lu Chi whose brows suddenly softened, and was stunned.