Society owes me a brother

"Hey, I said you two are a little too high!"

At noon on Wednesday, in the large cafeteria where people were coming and going, Yue Bin and Zhang Yang stared at Lu Chi and Xing Yuan sitting opposite the dining table with class struggle faces, and complained: "You actually have a private date behind our backs, Even making such an important agreement privately, are you still good friends?"

private date or something...

Lu Chi sighed with black lines on his face, there were more than one or two people around him who used words indiscriminately.

Xing Yuan shook his hand hastily, and explained: "Of course I didn't deliberately hide it from you. I also had a whim, thinking that Lu Chi might be able to help the basketball team, so I asked Lu Chi to be our assistant coach. But Lu Chi has already rejected me."

"Why?" Yue Bin and Zhang Yang immediately squinted their eyes and looked at Lu Chi: "You don't think the same as those top students, you also think that we play basketball are all simple-minded and strong-bodied waste of time?"

"Of course not." Lu Chi waved his hand with a smile, and explained: "Because I don't know the rules of basketball, I haven't had much contact with official games before, and I'm not familiar with the basketball team. Hastily If you promise to come down, maybe you won't be able to help but will add to the chaos."

"Well, that's true." Feeling that Lu Chi's explanation made sense, and thinking of the basketball team's crazy teenagers with secondary illnesses and problems, Yue Bin nodded in agreement, and said very understandingly: "In the future Everyone’s personalities, if you know that Xing Yuan hastily hired someone who has never played basketball as an assistant coach without any discussion, you will definitely be very unconvinced.” At that time, don’t be obedient and do it, maybe out of anger, There will also be an appointment to fight Mawei or something, so that everyone can't get off the stage.

Xing Yuan heard this, and said with a naive smile: "So I withdrew the assistant coach's invitation, and only invited Lu Chi to come to our basketball hall to play in his spare time." At that time, if the team members saw Lu Chi, who has hit every shot, he couldn't help but go forward and ask about the shot In terms of skills, that is everyone's own business.

However, when it comes to the teenagers with secondary illnesses and problems in the basketball team... Xing Yuan, Lu Chi, and Zhang Yang subconsciously looked at Yue Bin, who was counting rice grains with chopsticks while resting his chin on his hand, and thought secretly: The most serious one is you!

"Huh?" Sensing everyone's gaze, Yue Bin raised his head and asked inexplicably, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing." The three heads shook their heads and said in unison.

has a problem!

Yue Bin squinted his eyes, and his gaze swept across the faces of Xing Yuan, Zhang Yang, and Lu Chi one by one.In the end, it was fixed on Lu Chi's side.Lu Chi raised his eyebrows, smiling politely and harmlessly.

Yue Bin felt uncomfortable when he saw his "big brother field" smile, rubbed his arms subconsciously, and asked curiously: "Is your pitching really accurate?"

"One hundred shots!" Before Lu Chi could speak, the school basketball captain who had witnessed the "miracle" danced and said, "If Lu Chi's foundation is not too weak, and he knows nothing but shooting, I would like to invite him to join the basketball team." .”

"Really?" Yue Bin, whose curiosity was aroused by Xing Yuan's words, said simply: "Why don't we go to the basketball court for an appointment after school? How about I have also experienced the so-called so-called perfect hits?"

A teenager with secondary illnesses and problems in the basketball team...About to fight Xia Mawei...

The three boys blinked and looked at Yue Bin meaningfully.

Yue Bin: "???"

Lu Chi calmly ate the last bite of food on the plate, and replied calmly, "No appointment!"

Yue Bin: "..."

Taking a deep breath, Yue Bin pointed at Xing Yuan with aggrieved Bala and complained: "Why, you have already made an appointment with him and not with me!"

Lu Chi: "..."

Xing Yuan, who was innocently lying on the gun: "???"

The atmosphere is a little quiet...

"Ah, that's right." Zhang Yang, who suddenly remembered something serious, turned around, took out a document folder from his carry-on bag and handed it to Lu Chi: "It took me and Yue Bin two days to read all the files. Summarized after the market survey, the words that everyone most wants to leave on the Morse code bracelet. We have selected ten sentences in total, and you can see if there are any problems."

"Hey?" Lu Chi took the folder with a surprised face: "Are you really going to do it?" He thought everyone was just talking casually.

"Of course we will do it!" Yue Bin suddenly patted the dining table, and said with enthusiasm: "How can we not do what we have promised? Not only do it, but also do it to the best. At least let all the high school students in Yanjing We all know, Lu Chi—”

Caught off guard, Lu Chi, who was called by name, raised his head silently, and saw Yue Bin pointing at him, and said solemnly: "You are the man who will become the king of bracelets!"

The scorching afternoon sun was like a fire, and the bright sunlight shone in from the window, forming a radiant silhouette behind the boy.

Lu Chi: "..."

Zhang Yang: "..."

Xing Yuan: "..."

Students eating melons who are still eating in the cafeteria: "..."

The air was completely quiet.

Lu Chi lowered his head, opened the folder with the blue plastic cover, and firmly covered his face.Zhang Yang flashed to Lu Chi's side with lightning speed, and introduced to Lu Chi pretending to be serious: "We combined everyone's messages, and finally selected ten bracelets that are 'I like you', 'We will always be Together', 'For the sake of the motherland's next generation, no matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love', 'I don't wear a bracelet, but I'm lonely', 'I'm the man who wants to be the king of XX', 'Shake, stupid mortal', 'I want to be a coach Hit Doudou', 'Pull is a word, I only say it once', 'I want to represent justice and destroy your mother', 'Brother Xin Yang failed the exam'..."

Lu Chi sighed with black lines all over his face, what a mess.

Zhang Yang asked happily: "How about it, is it okay to encode these ten bracelets in Morse code?"

"No problem is no problem, but..." His slender fingers tapped on the folder, and Lu Chi asked suspiciously, "What does this 'I want to destroy your mother on behalf of justice' mean?" Could it be what the son-in-law said to the mother-in-law , the guts are too fat!

"Ang?" Zhang Yang raised his head in confusion, and suddenly said: "Ah, the input method is wrong, it should be 'I will destroy you on behalf of justice'. This is a line in a very popular cartoon recently. , haven't you heard?"

Lu Chi, who has only watched cartoons of the generation of "Havoc in Heaven", "Human Baby", and "White Cat Sheriff", raised his eyebrows, and pointed to the last one: "This 'Brother Xin Yang's exam is not good. "Pause"!"

"This Ang, it's an advertisement for my "Zhang Yang's Notes"!" Zhang Yang rubbed his face shyly, and waved his hands: "Everyone is so familiar, let's open a back door! How can I say that I am also one of the three major shareholders At worst, when my "Zhang Yang's Notes" is distributed across the country, I will also make a publicity announcement for our password bracelet."

"Hey——" Yue Bin, who stepped on the chair and posed for a long time but was ignored by no one, beat the dining table unbearably, and complained furiously: "How dare you ignore me?!"

After being silent for a while, Lu Chi turned to the back of the folder and continued to ask: "A bracelet is actually priced at [-] yuan. Will anyone buy such an expensive bracelet?"

"88 is definitely a sincere and friendly price. We would have dared to set a price of [-] if we hadn't considered that the buyers are basically junior high school and high school students. You must know that this is a global limited edition Morse code bracelet that closely follows the fashion trend. -"

Before Zhang Yang finished speaking, Xing Yuan, who was sitting on the side, raised his paw, and said with a smile: "You should be talking about the bracelet you two wore on Shiyu's birthday, right? I don't know this bracelet." Can it be customized? If possible, I would like to customize a password bracelet for the basketball team members that says 'The High School Affiliated to Yanda University will definitely win the championship'. The best color is the color of the school basketball uniform..."

"Of course it's okay!" Before Lu Chi could speak, Zhang Yang was already smacking his chest.And enthusiastically made a nine-point comparison: "Since you are the first order signed by our brand after the establishment, I can give you a [-]% discount!"

Xing Yuan looked at Zhang Yang with a smile, and complained calmly: "Wow, what a big discount!"

"Hey, you guys!" The school grass classmate who couldn't bear it any longer continued to thump the dining table again: "I'm going to be angry!"

Lu Chi raised his head and glanced at Yue Bin, who was almost turning into a fried-haired owl (a fried-haired owl), thought for a while, tapped a few lines on it with his slender fingers, and asked, "These few words It was all your choice, right?"

"Of course." Yue Bin, who was appeased by just a few words, sat down proudly, showing off in a smug way: "How about it, is the aura strong enough? In order to select these few words, I deliberately emphasized Warmed several classic comics!"

Lu Chi raised his eyebrows calmly, speechless.

"It takes two days to design the patterns and patterns of these ten bracelets. What should I do after that? Should I teach others how to weave bracelets or I will weave them myself, and then give the bracelets to you—"

"No need." Yue Bin shook his head, and said seriously: "I have already made an agreement with my brother. You just need to write down the weaving methods of these ten bracelets, and then I will give the instructions to my elder brother, and he will Arrange it to the subordinate jewelry processing factory, and use the computer weaving method to directly make the finished product..."

"As for the subsequent sales channels, I will be in charge." Zhang Yang smiled and said, "What do you think?"

In order not to affect Lu Chi's normal study, Yue Bin and Zhang Yang have tried their best to reduce Lu Chi's workload.However, this kind of cooperation was beyond Lu Chi's expectation—he originally thought that most of the bracelet making process must be done by himself, but now it is a jewelry processing factory and computer weaving...

Lu Chi closed the folder with a snap, and said, "I have no problem with the way of working, but the way of sharing needs to be changed."

"I want [-]%, and the rest can be divided between the two of you." Before Yue Bin and Zhang Yang could speak, Lu Chi said in an "arbitrary" way: "That's it. Otherwise, we won't do it. "

"But [-]% is too little..." Yue Bin and Zhang Yang frowned and protested. Before they finished speaking, they glanced at Lu Chi's resolute eyes and knew that there was no discussion.

Lu Chi hooked the corner of his mouth in satisfaction: "I have to think about the method of weaving the bracelet. After two days, I will weave the bracelet and draw it for you together with the instructions."

Two days later, Lu Chi really took out ten password bracelets and ten weaving instructions.In order to perfectly integrate the Morse code with the pattern of the bracelet, Lu Chi also specially borrowed two books from the library introducing Eastern and Western totem patterns, trying to make the bracelet look better.

In addition, Lu Chi was also invited to make 150 coded bracelets for the basketball team that said "The High School Affiliated to Yanda University will definitely win the championship".Because these twenty bracelets were designed and made by Lu Chi himself, Yue Bin and Zhang Yang were determined not to share them, so Lu Chi finally reaped his first pot of gold—a total of [-], and [-] cents.

Money came so easily, that when Lu Chi put the money into his sister's meal card, and saw that Lu Miaomiao could hold the meal card and order char siu rice noodles, fried chicken legs, marinated chicken feet, and spicy soup without any scruples. I almost gave up my illusory lottery career, and planned to devote more energy to weaving bracelets-as expected, ideals and distant places are not worth tea, rice, oil and salt!

At the same time, the three of Yue Bin, who ate and lived with Lu Chi every day, also easily discovered that Lu Chi was gnawing on mathematical formulas and secretly calculating the lottery winning numbers.

"Let me say, do you really think you can figure out the winning numbers for Shuangseqiu?" That night, after washing up, Yue Bin glanced at the thick stack of formula books, straw paper and lottery lottery numbers on the desk, and fell madly at his desk. Lu Chi, who counted for a few hours, raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Theoretically, it should be possible." Without raising his head, Lu Chi opened his mouth with a series of mathematical formulas: "...According to the theory of binomial distribution, each act of buying a lottery ticket can be defined as an independent experiment. Then the result of the experiment is a discrete random variable. Using X to represent the number of A events in N repeated independent events, it is not difficult to get P{X=x}... Then we will calculate when we have some sample means, the overall The method of estimating the mean, listing all the possibilities to calculate the weighted average..."

In an instant, the other three people in dormitory 233 turned into mosquito-repellent eyes.Yue Bin, who didn't understand at all, coughed in embarrassment, patted Lu Chi on the shoulder and suggested sincerely: "I think you have the time and energy, so why not invest in stocks and analyze the stock market. Why do you want to fight to the end with the two-color ball, which has a chance of winning a prize of only one in 700 million?"

Lu Chi blinked some dry eyes, and said very straightforwardly: "Of course it's because stock trading is risky, and I have no capital!"

Yue Bin: "..." The words were so reasonable that I was speechless.

"Then you can't be so obsessed! You review your homework and take notes in the library every night, and go back to the dormitory and eat formula books to count lottery tickets. Can you bear it? Look, it's almost twelve o'clock now. Hurry up Go wash your face and brush your teeth, it's time to turn on the lights later."

Yue Bin and Zhang Yang couldn't help but pick up Lu Zhi and push him into the bathroom.

When Lu Chi finished washing and came out, Pan Tianbo had already cleaned up his table.

"Go to bed!" Yue Bin directly pushed Lu Chi to the bed, watched Lu Chi climb into the bed and lie down, and smiled with satisfaction this time: "That's right. Take a good rest and sleep well. The final exam will be half a month later." , I am still waiting for you to crush the crowd and continue to occupy the first place in the school year!"

As Yue Bin was talking, he suddenly remembered something, poured a glass of milk for Lu Chi, and tiptoed to bring it to the bedside: "Drink a glass of milk before going to bed, sleep quality is good, and you can grow taller."

As he said that, he said to Zhang Yang and Pan Tianbo who hadn't had time to climb onto the bed: "You two drink too much, you have to drink a glass each before you can go to sleep."

"I said you're almost done!" Zhang Yang couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "It's obviously the milk that Auntie gave you, why do you give it to us?"

"Nonsense. Didn't I give you that big bucket of milk that I drank?" Yue Bin also rolled his eyes confidently and said back: "Besides, maybe my mother sends me such a big bucket of milk every day just to make me drink. I carried forward the style of unity and friendship, and distributed it to you. Otherwise, why would she send so many in the summer, and she wouldn’t let me make a milk bath, would she?”

Zhang Yang who was stunned and had nothing to say: "..."

Sheng Wuke poured a glass of milk and drank it, Zhang Yang said angrily: "I said, if you receive milk again tomorrow, you might as well send it to the basketball team. They exercise a lot, and they drink a bucket without hiccups."

Pan Tianbo, who drank milk for several days until he vomited, quickly raised his hands and said, "Yes, yes, yes, they should drink it. Carry forward the spirit of unity and friendship with them, and let them nourish their bodies."

Yue Bin glanced at everyone murderously, trying to influence everyone with his eyes, but Zhang Yang and Pan Tianbo were both afraid of drinking milk, and they would rather die than surrender.

Yue Bin used a set of eyebrows and swords, but in the end he returned in defeat.

In desperation, Yue Bin could only look at Lu Chi helplessly, knocked on the railing with a milk cup, and said expectantly: "Do you like drinking milk?"

"I don't like it very much." Lu Chi replied straightforwardly.How could a boy who drank soy milk since he was a child drink milk with such a strong smell?However, before Yue Bin even let his hair down with disappointment, Lu Chi immediately added: "However, drinking milk before going to bed can help improve the quality of sleep..."

Lu Chi reached out to take the milk, squeezed his nose and drank it, and said with a smile, "Thank you."

Yue Bin, who was soothed in an instant, immediately waved his paw in a vigorous manner: "You're welcome, you're welcome. Just drink it if you like it, and I'll bring you milk to drink every day from now on. It's okay if you want to take a bath with milk."

Lu Chi: "..."

But the next day, after receiving the "love milk" from Yue's mother again, Yue Bin moved the bucket of milk to the basketball team "in accordance with public opinion".Its name is to let everyone absorb nutrition and grow taller.

It's a pity that the high school students who have been weaned for more than ten years are extremely disrespectful, and no one is willing to take another sip.In a fit of anger, Yue Bin actually moved the milk downstairs to the girls' dormitory and gave it to the girls for a milk bath.This incident also caused an uproar in the school.I was almost not criticized by the dean as a typical puppy love report.So much so that in the next few days, Yue Bin behaved like a pissed off owl, puffing up anytime and anywhere, even when he was playing, he started dunking frequently instead of the handsome jump shots and three-pointers before.

On the other side, he has been paying attention to Lu Chi, and from all kinds of clues, he is also very dissatisfied with knowing that Lu Chi calculated the lottery winning numbers in private. Lottery tickets, basketball bracelets, and even hanging out with basketball players are a waste of time and show no respect for finals or competitors.

In a fit of anger, Zhuoyue committed the old mistakes of the past again, and simply told the teacher about Lu Chi's tricks.

Lu Chi's class teacher, Sun Yiping, was also very worried after learning about the incident. He took the initiative to talk to Lu Chi, and euphemistically expressed that he supported the students' hobbies, but such hobbies must be moderate and must make concessions to the main subject.

"The vocation of a student is to study. The final exam is coming soon. With your grades, you can go all out to keep the first place in the school year and get the first-class scholarship." Sun Yiping patted Lu Chi on the shoulder and said earnestly : "I think this is also very important in terms of your family background."

Lu Chi nodded dumbfounded, and could only assure him: "Teacher, don't worry. I haven't relaxed my review of my homework."

"But you didn't go all out." Sun Yiping said solemnly: "The final exam is one week away. The teacher hopes that you can promise me that you will continue to be the first in the grade."

Lu Zhi sighed indistinctly, nodded and said, "I will."

The boy's demeanor was calm and calm, and his tone was calm and calm, as if what he said was an established fact.

For a moment, even Sun Yiping was in a daze involuntarily, and then smiled: "Teacher believes in you. You will do it."

Leaving Sun Yiping's office, the sky has gradually dimmed.

Lu Chi glanced at the burning clouds in the sky, and was about to turn around and go back to the classroom for self-study, but saw Zhuo Yue standing in the corridor at some point.

"I know, you may hate me very much now, thinking that I'm a bad guy who can only report to the teacher." With his arms hanging down at his sides, he clenched his fists tightly and looked directly at Lu Chi, a little nervous but But he tried to calmly say: "But what I want to say is that I don't mean to harm you, I just hope you can focus on your studies. I want to win you fairly—"

"Did you know?" Lu Chi put one hand in the pocket of his school uniform and looked out of the window sideways. The magnificent sunset rendered everything in front of him a dark gold. "When I was a child, I thought that if you burn the clouds with your fingers on the fire, you will pee on the kang at night."

"What?" Zhuoyue didn't expect Lu Chi to say such a sentence without thinking, and couldn't help being taken aback.

Lu Chi smiled slightly and said, "But obviously pointing at the fire to burn the cloud has nothing to do with whether or not wetting the bed."

He walked towards excellence step by step, and when he passed by, he said lightly: "I will get the first place in the final exam."

"In every exam in the future, I will get the first place."

He turned his head to look at Zhuo Zhuo, the afterglow of the setting sun gave him a faint halo: "But there is one thing, you may have misunderstood a little."

"In my opinion, exams are not just in the form of exam papers, and every time I take an exam, I try my best."

Excellence was taken aback when he heard the words.He suddenly turned his head and asked Lu Chi's back: "Will you still join the study group in the future?"

Lu Chi didn't turn his head back: "Yes!"

The author has something to say:

The method of calculating the lottery in the article is to be lazy and then Baidu (because the IQ of the lazy can't understand those professional materials), please don't take it seriously.