fest guide

The wooden corridor was full of guests. Xiao Chuli and the others began to entertain guests. The weather was hot, and the sun at noon seemed to melt people away. Outside the flower shed, there were periods of yin and yang, and the light was also flickering. Although the scorching sun can burn people eyes, but the wind passing through the hall is pleasantly refreshing.

Xiao Chuli held a pot of herbal tea in his hand, shuttled between the tables to pour tea for people, the fiery red fox mask covered the upper half of his face, and the delicate jaw was outlined more slender and delicate, without any flaws, even though it was so half It is half-covered, but it does not damage his appearance at all, and bystanders can see through the beauty under his mask with just one glance.

"Young man, you are so handsome, do you have a girlfriend?"

"Is this shop opened by your family?"

"Why are you wearing a mask..."

"Have you got a girlfriend yet?"

"Is there an object?"

Xiao Chuli was caught molesting by a group of aunts, and was accidentally grabbed by someone and licked. He smiled awkwardly: "My daughter is five years old."

"Oh..." The aunts lost their minds about being a matchmaker.

I thought it was a small fresh meat, but I didn't expect it to be an old bacon.

After the aunts' well-known thoughts paused for a while, the heart of gossip arose again.

"How old are you? Why is your daughter five years old? It doesn't look like it."

"Nowadays, young people don't want to marry, don't want to marry, don't want to have children, what kind of late marriage are they advocating, why do you have children so early?"

Xiao Chuli poured tea, "It's almost thirty, I got married early." He deliberately lowered his voice to look more mature, and said in a decadent tone that he would be about thirty soon.

The real old bacon Yu Xuran who was making soy sauce at the side glanced at Xiao Chuli, who was 25 and six, and couldn't help but not laugh out loud.

"Oh, then you've taken good care of yourself, you look like the students in our class."

An auntie ate melon seeds and asked aloud, "What grade do you teach?"

"Sophomore year."

"In the second half of the year, I'll be promoted to a third grade. That's really hard work."

"..."

Xiao Chuli himself was about to be diverted from the center of the topic, but was called out and asked, "What does your partner do?" This group of aunts in their 50s and [-]s seemed to have an endless thirst for knowledge. To go back to before the college entrance examination, Tsinghua University and Peking University is definitely not a dream.

"...business, um... it's about selling things."

"Being a boss like you? You young couple are really successful."

"What are you selling?"

Xiao Chuli recalled a recent project of Chu Minglu Company, and said, "It sells milk powder."

"Milk powder? Then you must be familiar with this industry. The eldest sister asked you which brand of milk powder is better?"

"..."

The people in the reality show group were going to laugh like crazy. Young Master Chu and Xiao Chuli, who sold milk powder, gave answers that were not too funny.

Xiao Chuli was very ashamed. He had been surrounded by fans, soldiers, and killers... He had never been trapped in the prison formed by aunts and aunts, and his chatter was as lethal as Zhuge's arrows. .

Xiao Chuli reacted in a panic here, while Ji Songquan's father over there was like a duck to water among the aunts. He just found a table and sat down to chat with others. Some people boasted: "This is a farmhouse run by our four fathers."

"Why are you wearing masks?"

"Isn't this to make our farmhouse more distinctive? Don't look at me, this is just a mask, but behind it is the child's deep love for me..."

The aunts also don't understand why a Zhu Bajie mask can contain the child's deep love for his father. Is it because he hopes that his father is the same as Zhu Bajie?

"Why are there still cameras around?"

"Oh, isn't this our first day of business? We hired a photography team to record the whole process, and we will make our children's childhood album in the future."

"..."

Ji Songquan, who was full of mouth and running the train, stunned the aunts for a while. When he was happy, he took off the Bajie mask on his face, and fanned it smartly in his hand, showing his true face. The people in the program team trembled, hello, you guys want to hide your identities.

As a well-known old singer, Ji Songquan may be more famous in the aunt group than Xiao Chuli, but what is surprising is that no one recognized him at all.

Probably because when I was talking about the mountains with my aunts before, I was too smooth and fluent, and I didn't look like a star at all. When I took off the mask, I was so natural that I couldn't arouse any doubts.

Of course, some aunts said that he looked familiar, "It looks familiar, and it's a bit similar to that singer."

Ji Songquan took the mask back very naturally, and laughed: "Oh, really? It's a pity that I am tone deaf. If I can become a singer, I must be a great singer who is popular all over the country."

The aunts nodded and ate melon seeds with him hahaha.

The adults entertained the guests, and the four children were arrested for training. What kind of training?Small tour guide training.Yesterday, the group of four children made cakes. The director of the show had a discussion and decided to cancel this part, not to let the children make delicious food. They really made it, and they dare not let tourists taste it.

As a result, the four young directors started working with certificates.

The host gave each of the four little guys a small straw hat, an oil-paper umbrella and a small water bottle, and asked the little guys to follow the serious tour guide of the tour group and take some tourists to the flower sea to see the flowers.

Two little girls, Chu Yu and Weiwei, wore cute cat straw hats and held small lotus leaf paper umbrellas and walked together hand in hand. The two of them were caught in the middle of the line, and the photographer was stuck outside the line. Tourists and photographers Why did they shoot, the photographer also used Ji Songquan's set of rhetoric to tell tourists.

The six-year-old Xiao Ga put aside his umbrella and hat, yelling that he is a real man who is not afraid of being exposed to the sun, and ran to the front of the line like a fat rabbit running on the grassland, snatching the red travel guide from the tour guide. The round chess piece waved in his hand, and yelled in a big way: "Follow me, follow me!!"

Rarity jolted slowly to the back of the line, in stark contrast to Xiao Ga at the front.

Although the sun is shining brightly, it makes people dizzy, but this kind of light is rare, and the photos taken are so beautiful that many people who love beauty and are not afraid of the scorching sun hold umbrellas and take pictures in twos and threes among the flowers.

The ponytailed director held an umbrella and introduced the various flowers in the sea of ​​flowers and related legends to the tourists. The four little guys followed suit one by one. At first, the tourists were not interested in this kind of explanation, but some cute babies The buff bonus, but I am willing to stop and communicate with the directors. In addition to flowers, there are scattered herbs growing on the ground, which attracted a lot of discussion among tourists.

At the beginning, Chu Yu was obedient and obedient to be a diligent and obedient tour guide with Wei Wei in the team. After a while, he saw "Hua" Siqian, and left the team to look around at the flowers, "It's so beautiful. flowers.” Flowers in the sun are more beautiful than flowers at any time.

Subconsciously, Chu Yu, who wanted to be a flower fairy, shuttled through the sea of ​​flowers and fulfilled her wish secretly.

The group of tourists began to take pictures freely, and the group dispersed, and Xiao Ga ran wildly into the sea of ​​flowers, leaving only two elegant children, Wei Wei and Rui Rui, guarding the tour guide, half frowning, doing nothing, as if Free from the world.

Weiwei clenched her fist and then let go, she wanted to play with sister Chu Honghong, but sister Honghong ran too fast in the sea of ​​flowers, she couldn't keep up, in her young eyes, sister Honghong was like a cartoon It's too powerful to exist like Superman.

"Weiwei, I'll take a picture for you." Chu Yu suddenly jumped out, holding a DSLR that was bigger than her face, and she didn't know where it came from.

The heartbeat of the photographer who was following Weiwei was almost frightened. Chu Yu's slender arms and legs were holding such a heavy black thing. It didn't matter if he dropped the camera. If it hurts someone, it's over.

Dali Chu Yu, who had just learned how to take pictures, was at the peak of his interest, "Come over to Hua, and I'll take pictures for you."

"Sister Honghong." Weiwei admired her face.

The two little girls each picked a flower, you put it on for me, and I put it on for you, and took pictures together in the bushes as tall as them. The photographer didn't know what Chu Yu's little girl took.

When Xiao Chuli saw his daughter again, it was a cat with a painted face and a black lump on his back, and jumped into his arms, "Daddy, let me take a picture for you." A layer of blackness appeared on Xiao Chuli's pretty face It was dirty, probably because the little paw got mud somewhere and then wiped it on the face.

At this meeting, Chu Yu was so quiet and obedient at noon in the morning, his whole person reverted to his old ways, which made Xiao Chuli feel tired again because he wanted to lose his daughter.

Tiredly, Xiao Chu took out a handkerchief to wipe his daughter's face. He was becoming more and more overwhelmed with such a noisy and lively little guy.

"Look at your face, how dark it is, Daddy will take you to wash your hands." The little black paws are also annoying, and Xiao Chuli's forehead is marked with tic-tac-toe.

"Daddy, I want to take pictures for you. I can take pictures now. I'm trying to force you to say eggplant. Is Dad handsome? He's super handsome..." Hearing his daughter's murmurs clearly, Xiao Chuli couldn't help rubbing Rubbing her head, Xiao Chuli then noticed the "dried flower" on Chu Yu's head that was blurred, and said that the dried flower was just flattery, and it was a shriveled weed.

The flowers here bloom beautifully, but the beauty that can't last long after being picked off is baked and faded by the hot weather.

Xiao Chuli pulled out the old sauerkraut-like thing and threw it away, rolled his eyes, saw Weiwei and Tian Mingkun looking at something similar to the same thing, and continued to sigh helplessly from the bottom of his heart.

"Is this your daughter? She looks so handsome." An aunt met Chu Yu and said teasingly.

Chu Yu broke free from Xiao Chuli's hand, turned around and said to his aunt, "My daddy is the most beautiful person in the world."

My aunt covered her mouth and laughed.

Xiao Chuli turned her daughter's face back, "Daddy will take you to wash your hands."

"Don't wash it, don't wash it, I want to take a picture of Daddy."

Xiao Chuli frowned, "You are not as tall as a camera."

"I'm good at taking pictures, Daddy." Chu Yu blinked innocently.

Xiao Chuli: "Okay, okay, I'll let you take a picture, and after you're done, wash your hands and face with Daddy."

Chu Yu nodded hurriedly.

Xiao Chuli stood on the spot and let her take pictures, Chu Yu was dissatisfied with holding the camera, "Daddy, why don't you pose."

Xiao Chuli raised the scissors hand in a moody manner.

"Daddy, why don't you smile and tell me--Dad is so handsome."

People around laughed.

Xiao Chuli didn't say anything, and smiled helplessly to barely meet her daughter's request. Chu Yu pouted, and the little friend Chu, who had a lot of "theoretical knowledge", was dissatisfied with Daddy's smile, winking and urging him: "Smile more happily!" .”