sit and wait

Yan Juntao, a child of someone else's family all his life, is facing the biggest life crisis in his life—except for the collapse of the Great Desolation:

fail.

Sure enough, he still underestimated the "Common Sense of the Immortal World" exam.Yan Juntao thought.

From the moment he saw the first question about himself, Yan Juntao realized that this exam is really too much to keep pace with the times. He may not be able to follow the learning experience of his previous life, and this time he passed the exam at once. .

...that would be great!

Yan Juntao deliberately put down the brush, and was happy for himself for a long time.In this way, not only did he have a brand new experience, but he also made up for the regret of not being able to intervene in the common sense test. Most importantly, he also had a lot of time to waste.Why didn't he think of this good idea when he registered before?It is a general knowledge class, not a knowledge class. Not only do you not have to worry about learning anything related to cultivation, but it also takes up a lot of time.

Fortunately, it is not too late to find out now.

The invigilator happened to pass by Yan Juntao's examination pavilion, and only saw Yan Juntao's smiling side face through the window, so he shook his head regretfully, thinking to himself, it seems that this time he is going crazy again.

Yes, every exam, there will be exams that cannot bear the pressure and collapse.

"Pay attention to Kaoge No. 54. Before leaving, let him take a Qingxin Pill, and give him a bunch of bodhi seeds consecrated by eminent monks." After learning the news, the supervisor ordered in such an orderly manner.

This is also the benefit that those idle and painful make-up candidates strive for. It is not that some people get demons in the exam because of a test, and demand to lower the "full score and pass" marking standard.On the one hand, Dengxian Pavilion was afraid of public opinion, and on the other hand, he was also afraid that something would happen, so he compromised...increased the activity of giving Qingxin Dan for free, and established a long-term mutual assistance and cooperation with Buddhism.

Anyway, it is absolutely impossible to lower the score!

Although he knew that the possibility of passing the exam with a full score was very slim, Yan Juntao did his best to write down all the correct answers he knew in the next exam time.He thinks this is a very good opportunity to test himself, review the past and learn the new, so that he can know which part of the study to focus on in the school next.

After sitting down with a set of papers, Yan Juntao was relieved to find that the parts he had learned in the school in his previous life had not been returned to his master. He answered all of them and compared them with those stored in the memory space. There was no problem.

In particular, randomly write down a certain excerpt from the book. In Yan Juntao's opinion, this part of the test questions is free. scope, and how to survive.Different cultivation bases have different survival methods, and the teachers in the school will give different answers according to the students' personal circumstances.

Yes, all the test questions have official standard answers. This is what the master in the school teaches. He will give corresponding guidance to each student, and strive to find a way of survival that suits each student.

What Yan Juntao learned in his previous life was the coping methods of the transitional stage of the real immortal and the mysterious immortal, but just in case, he also memorized the coping methods of other stages, and now it has a place to use.Make sure you learn everything right.

As for the new knowledge that I haven't learned...

Similar to the part involving the Taoist master and himself, Yan Juntao also answered all the answers with a particularly good feeling;

Involving other people and other things, many of them were acquainted by Yan Juntao in his previous life, not necessarily fellow Taoists, but at least he knew the other party, and he wrote according to what he knew;

If you don't know it at all... then you can only use a common template to compile as much as possible.

In short, it is impossible to leave the paper empty.

Before the break came, Yan Juntao completed his examination paper faster than in his previous life.And double-checked his name, examination number and the number on the temporary identity slip.

After the papers were handed out, the first thing Yan Juntao did was to write his name; after answering all the papers, he would check the names again; finally, he had to read the papers again for confirmation before handing them in.This triple guarantee is a tradition that Yan Juntao has always checked.This helped him to avoid the embarrassment of forgetting to write his name at least once.

When the paper was handed in, the examiner was quite certain that the candidate for the No. 54 Kaoge probably really gave up the exam.

He was also very pleased that the other party could adjust his mood so quickly, so he gave Yan Juntao a ticket for the holy monk to come to Huang Zengtian to give lectures on a tour, so that he must go and study.

Yan Juntao: "???"

Because of this, when Yan Juntao mentioned that he wanted to get vermilion grass snacks, the examiner showed him the way with great enthusiasm.Until Yan Juntao left, the examiner didn't realize that Yan Juntao was the prospective Taoist companion of the legendary Taoist brother.Because he is face-blind, he had to work very hard to pass the general knowledge test back then. He was almost driven crazy, and he was always full of tolerance and understanding for the candidates.

The vermilion grass snacks have not yet been delivered, and the candidates either stand on the wooden corridor outside and continue to recite the memorization silently, or sit around and check the answers.

During the break, the examiner will not prohibit the candidates from communicating, because everyone's papers are different, the answers may be different, and even if they are all the same, the options are different.As for what to do if someone directly tells the correct answer, this is the purpose of the exam, to help those who have just arrived in the upper world understand how to survive the novice period safely.The pavilion master even thinks that this kind of modification method that hangs by a thread will help candidates remember more impressively some things that will be forgotten by them.

Of course, there may also be situations where it was right at first, but because of mistrusting others, it went back and corrected the mistake.The pavilion master said that this will allow candidates to learn to believe in themselves more.

To survive in the fairy world, you can only rely on yourself, because everyone's way is different.Even if you walk the same path, you will have different perceptions.

On the way to the lounge, Yan Juntao was rarely able to concentrate on listening to the conversations of other candidates.Although he had already handed in the exam, he still had to take the exam for Rong Xi in the second half of the term, so he just failed it himself, and he didn't want Rong Xi to pass the exam too.

Yes, Yan Juntao finally agreed to help Rongxi cheat.

Although it may be doing a disservice now.

Rong Xi will face the pavilion master alone in the second half, and Yan Juntao has also worried whether the pavilion master is actually some hidden behind-the-scenes culprit. After all, now only it is the closest to knowing what the black soil is. people (books?).But thinking about it, it doesn't seem right. Now that they have something to ask for, they still have to doubt him. This is not appropriate.

The most important thing is that there is no threat of anyone becoming Rong Xisui in the entire fairy world.

Xiao Luo Tianwai's black soil troubles can only be regarded as one, but Yan Juntao has a hunch that if the situations of the Taoist master and Rong Xisui are reversed, Rong Xisui will definitely think of a solution so that he will not be trapped in the fairy palace.

Yan Juntao is so confident about his prospective love partner.

This is what Yan Juntao has always wanted to protest with the pavilion master. He doesn't mind being a topic, but he minds that the pavilion master gives wrong information.He is not Rong Xisui's quasi-tao partner, but a quasi-object. He just promised Rong Xisui that he will try to fall in love. It is still between two talks whether it will be successful, let alone a Taoist couple. .

"How did you write that question for the doctor?" asked a student next to him.

"Don't ask him." The fellow Taoist next to him replied, "I didn't pass this question, or there is a question later, I haven't seen it yet. But I remember that the master made it very clear when he said that Doctor Lin is now The next most promising doctor in the Immortal World, it is impossible to bother him with trivial matters."

Seeking a doctor's appointment is not just a matter of humiliating oneself, Yiqi Xianyaozong is more likely to be the first to stand up and express dissatisfaction.A doctor's time is precious.

Yan Juntao sat there dumbfounded and listened to the answer.He happened to pass this question too, but what he wrote was—write a letter to beg him, or visit him to beg him if it doesn’t work, he is a very talkative and generous person.

Am I wrong or is the other party wrong?Or maybe the pavilion master in charge of setting the question misunderstood?His brother is obviously the best person in the world!

"This fellow Taoist, why do you look so familiar? Wait, you can't be..." Finally, someone noticed Yan Juntao who had been keeping a low profile.

"He's not!" Rong Xi appeared forcefully and took Yan Juntao away.

Why does it still feel so similar to the dumbfounded one who is left alone in the room?

Rong Xisui still had that cloudy face. This was a special case for him, because he was afraid that his face, which was exactly the same as that of the Taoist master, would leave a psychological shadow on other candidates... or the invigilator.

The Daoist is very respected in the entire fairy kingdom of the upper realm, in other words, everyone is afraid of him.

Before Yan Juntao and Rong Xi could communicate, Zhucao snacks were brought over. This was also a time when most candidates would be crowded together, and it was also a good time for Yan Juntao and Rong Xi to take advantage of the chaos to switch identities.They've already done it once in the Nether, and are only getting more proficient now.

After getting the vermilion grass, Yan Juntao replaced Rong Xisui and walked into the examination pavilion that belonged to Rong Xisui, which was similar to the wine pavilion.By the way, I was fortunate enough to witness how quickly the gossip spreads.

Almost every examinee passing by is spreading the word that some people have given up on themselves this year and handed in the paper after only half of the exam.

Yan Juntao: "..."

It's really not self-defeating, he worked very hard to write all the questions!

Yan Juntao first looked at some of the questions that Rong Xisui had answered in the first half, and there was also a doctor who asked him there, and Rong Xisui wrote the answer without asking him.

Yan Juntao felt that he really should talk to the pavilion master, he believed that this was indeed the correct answer given by the pavilion master, but again, he firmly believed that the pavilion master had misunderstood his brother, and his brother was an old Nice guy.

This "nice person" far away in Yiqi Immortal Medicine Sect is making the entire Immortal Sect tremble.

Rong Xi was distracted and pretended to be Yan Juntao, and left Dengxian Pavilion.Rong Xisui himself, while Yan Juntao was trying to take the exam for him according to the answers he heard from others, grew up and walked into the top floor of Dengxian Pavilion.The way he broke through the formation at the door of the pavilion master was the same as he dealt with every person who climbed the fairy pavilion he met on the way-simple and rude and directly used the fairy method to solve the problem.

The door burst open, revealing rows of seemingly endless bookshelves inside.These are all the books in the pavilion owner's collection, and there are all kinds of book covers with different workmanship and packaging.As a book without words, the pavilion owner also has the right to change "clothes".

On the desk in the middle that is illuminated by lights and attracts everyone's attention, a book is being spread out on both sides, quietly placed there.

Rong Xi then passed by it without squinting, and was not fooled, it was obviously not a wordless book.In the end, among the rows of thread-bound ancient books, he accurately found the owner of the Dengxiang Pavilion who was pretending to be dead.

"Found it." Rong Xi said with a smile.

"I am not!" replied the book.

Rong Xi then directly ignored the other party's answer, and continued: "Are you hiding from me?"

"No!" The pavilion master flew out of the group of books with his book cover wings flashing, swearing to the death.

"Why hide from me?" Rong Xisui didn't listen to the pavilion master's words at all, but continued at his own pace, "Do you know something?"

"do not know!"

The master of Dengxiang Pavilion resigned himself to his fate and realized that the biggest nightmare of his life had returned to his life just like this.When it was clear that there was only the Taoist master, they got along so harmoniously.

Rong Xi didn't talk nonsense with the wordless book, and raised her hand directly, and lit a pinch of small flames on her index finger, which turned blue and whitish, and she seemed to feel the scorching heat even from a distance.He always threatens people with this method. It doesn't matter if it is old, as long as it works.

The spine of the pavilion owner couldn't help shaking, and he gave in and said, "What exactly do you want?"

"I want to know what this is." Satisfied, Rong Xi took out a transparent ball filled with black soil. The black soil inside had filled the entire ball with as much black soil as he could. From a distance, it looked like a ball in itself. black ball.It desperately wants to break through but fails, but it is still doing useless work.

"Why do you want to save Xiao Luotian?" The pavilion master asked a question that didn't match the lips of a donkey, and it really couldn't figure it out.

"How do you know about Xiao Luotian?" Rong Xi raised his eyebrows.

"Because I have always maintained a good relationship with Wanfa Xianzun." Although the pavilion master is a book that insists on not taking shape, it can be regarded as an immortal, and an immortal will have friends.There's nothing wrong with strange lovers making strange friends.

"So, what exactly is this?" Rong Xisui and Wanfa Immortal Venerable are still partners at present, so they didn't delve into this matter further, "If you don't cooperate, I will probably be really angry."

"If you threaten me, you will never want to know what that thing is!" The master of Dengxiang Pavilion countered the threat and came back, trying to bluff, it told itself that it was not afraid of Rong Xisui at all.But now it looks like the fairy mountain jade rabbit raised by the giant whale boy, shaking so much that it almost becomes a vibrator.

Rong Xi clenched her lips: "Oh? So you really know what's outside Xiao Luotian."

"..." The pavilion master flew up and down for a long time, venting his dissatisfaction, and then expressed his affirmation, "I can tell you, but what are you going to give me in return?"

"If I don't kill you now, is it a kind of generous repayment?" Rong Xisui's answer was a standard villain.

Just like his previous evaluation of the Taoist master, they really don't have much gratitude.

"Calm down—!" The pavilion master's voice became very high-pitched unconsciously, not only raised an octave, but he no longer had the confidence to strategize in the past.Anyone who remembers earlier than ancient times, it is impossible not to be afraid of Rong Xisui. This is an instinct written deep in the soul. ", trying to reason with Rong Xi, "It's you who begged me, not me. If Yan Juntao saw you being so arrogant, what would he think?"

Rong Xi then deepened her smile: "That's my problem, I don't need you to worry about it."

At that moment, the figures of countless heroes and martyrs flashed back and forth in the mind of the pavilion master of Dengxiange, from Pangu creating the world, to the saint who sacrificed his life and forgetting to die, to the unyielding dragon and phoenix, and finally it decided...

... admit cowardly.

"It's not that I don't want to tell you, but I have no way to tell you. I also need time to confirm." The pavilion master has the knowledge of the world, but some things are very similar, and there are still variations. It also needs observation and experimentation, " Oh, by the way, I need another book."

"Your Taoist companion?" Rong Xi couldn't help thinking this way, the book's Taoist companion is also a book.

"...It's the manuscript written by Bi Gengda during his lifetime." The pavilion master told himself over and over again in his heart, you can't beat it, you can't beat it, you can't beat it, and only then can you continue to communicate with Rong Xisui.

Bi Geng's full name is "Bigeng Die", without "no". He was a famous literati in the fairy world ten thousand years ago, or he wrote novels.

At the same time, he is also the closest saint who ascended to the wilderness.What fits is the avenue of brain holes, no joke, all rely on imagination to soar, it can be called a negative example of "how bold and productive a person is".Even he was shocked when he ascended, and he left the fairyland without any preparation.

Therefore, it has created the ultimate means of asking for leave for the original author, which is more powerful than retreat and death escape--flying ascension escape.

You can't catch up with the Great Wilderness and let the sage continue to write novels, right?The most important thing is that if you have the courage to go, you don't have the ability to really let yourself go to the wilderness.

According to legend, the last serialization of the pengen sage actually has a perfect outline. Although he has not finished the story, at least with the outline, he can know the final ownership of each character.

But after the second ascension of the pen sage, all his manuscripts disappeared, including the outline of the last book.

"What do you want this thing for?" Rong Xi frowned. Is there any necessary connection between this and the black soil?A legendary outline that does not know whether it exists or not.

"That is a relic of a saint." The pavilion master said.

So, after the exam, Yan Juntao and Rong Xi met in the giant whale space, and they learned that they had to find a way to get his friend's manuscript before he was promoted, so that they could know what the black soil was.

Yes buddy.

Yan Juntao knew Bi Gengdiao after he ascended to the Great Wilderness.That was the person who left Yan Juntao with the best impression in the whole Great Wilderness.A fat man with a wide heart and a fat body, such a figure is unbelievable in the fairy world where everyone is eager to become more perfect.It's not that he doesn't want to have a healthier-looking body, but...

There is a price to be paid for the way of writing.

The greater his celestial power, the bigger his body would become. When Yan Juntao met the pen sage, he was like a hill.Yan Juntao almost thought that he was his own cave.

The sage of pen farming has a very optimistic personality. Facing the collapse of the Great Desolation, what he thinks is that he finally really doesn't have to write manuscripts.

The way to practice pen cultivation is to develop more brain holes. He naively thought that he would no longer need to write when he became a saint. Later, he discovered that a saint also needs to practice, in other words, he still has to write.

Before Yan Juntao ascended, Bi Geng was the youngest saint who was about to die in the collapse of the wilderness. All the saints looked at him with sympathy.It wasn't until Yan Juntao was born that everyone realized that a young saint would come to catch the last train of death hundreds of years later. Under Bi Geng's suggestion, every saint prepared a gift for Yan Juntao to comfort him.

What I have prepared are countless novels, written only for Yan Juntao, tailor-made all the routines that Yan Juntao will like.

It's a pity that Yan Juntao didn't watch it, because in the last year, Yan Juntao still didn't give up his insistence on changing his destiny through cultivation.

Thinking about it now, Yan Juntao actually regretted it a bit.

because……

As far as Bi Geng told him, his so-called last outline in the fairy world was a scam.He didn't have an outline at all. He said that at the beginning, just to fool the bookstore owner who was in charge of publishing the book for him.

During the second ascension, in order not to expose his lies, he deliberately brought these things with him to the ascension, so they could not be found in the fairy world.

But in fact, Bi Geng is still a more responsible author. Although he likes to procrastinate and be distracted, at least he will finish writing, no matter how long it takes.After going to the Great Wilderness, the first thing he finished was the last book.He enthusiastically recommended it to Yan Juntao, but Yan Juntao didn't.

So what they're looking for now is a book full of outlines that don't exist.

They are screwed.

"Whether you believe it or not, there is really no outline." Yan Juntao and Rong Xi then told the truth, telling what he could say.

"I know." Rong Xisui's answer was still so special, "To be precise, I guessed it. I don't have the habit and history of writing outlines. How could he suddenly change his mind and write outlines in the last book? He wrote I didn’t know that he would suddenly realize Dao and ascend. Therefore, we can create a fake one for the Pavilion Master.”

Yan Juntao: "Huh?" He was a little puzzled, didn't the cabinet ask this book to be useful?What's the use of making a fake one?

"A book that doesn't exist at all, what's the use of him coming here?" The pavilion master obviously just wanted to take the opportunity to blackmail Rong Xi, so he wanted to do something. When he was studying the black soil, he looked at Rong Xi and was busy Going is the happiest thing for the pavilion master.

Rong Xisui also knew that if he wanted the horse to run, he had to feed the horse. He didn't mind doing anything to get the answer.

Of course, the fraud is also to let the pavilion master understand a truth, never play tricks with him.

That's how Rong Xisui's revenge mentality is.

After the problem was solved, Yan Juntao told Rong Xisui that he might fail the exam. He lowered his head and said, "I think the two of us will probably make up the exam together."

Rong Xi was taken aback for a moment, then smiled more happily: "That's great, we can be classmates together."

Rong Xi didn't pay much attention to this kind of thing, just like Taoist masters, even if they were black households, no one would dare to really do anything to them.

Exam results were announced the next day.

Yan Juntao passed.

Rong Xi was then notified to take a make-up exam.

Yan Juntao & Rong Xisui: "..."

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