Boyfriend says he's an alien...

Li Enyan looked at Dou Minjun tangled, although in some respects she actually wanted to believe in Dou Minjun, but this matter itself was too bizarre.

Involuntarily, Li Enyan began to scrutinize Dou Minjun up and down. Whether it's his appearance or...the intimate behavior that happened yesterday, it fully proves that his body structure is no different from that of a human being. Add in the problem of saliva and blood allergies, and things get a little weird.

After thinking for a long time, Li Enyan finally decided to give Dou Minjun a chance to prove herself—"Du Minjun, besides moving the cup, what special ability do you have? Can prove that you are an alien."

Du Minjun tilted his head slightly, and thought about it, "Teleportation, pause time, probably like this." As he said, he also teleported in the room, "Pause time or something, even if it is paused, you won't feel it. So, it’s a little hard to explain.”

"Then, there is no such thing as deformation?" Li Enyan looked at Du Minjun cautiously, "For example——"

Before Li Enyan came out with this example, Dou Minjun quickly stopped her from continuing, and corrected her very seriously: "There is no deformation, I just look like this, I have always been."

Seeing Li Enyan's relieved appearance after hearing this, Dou Minjun was depressed in every way. Could it be that she thought he could be some kind of alien monster?

Li Enyan looked at Dou Minjun staring at her somewhat dissatisfied, smiled a little awkwardly, and then realized something was wrong, "Wait, if it wasn't something alien, why would I get sick after we had sex? I haven't I've heard that healthy humans can be infected with each other. Do Minjun, please explain the problem honestly!"

"Although they are all in human form, and their body structure is not much different, but the genes of different planets are still different..." When Du Minjun said this, he suddenly thought of what he was explaining, and his voice dropped instantly. After the incident, not only did it not make the lover feel comforted or happy, but it made her feel uncomfortable, painful and sick. A man would feel ashamed, right?

It was only because of Li Enyan's attitude just now that he was so confident.Thinking of this, Du Minjun stretched out his hand nervously, took Li Enyan's hand, and asked softly, "Are you... still feeling uncomfortable?"

How refreshing and wonderful it is to explain the question in the joyous interrogation atmosphere just now!Why did it suddenly become tender?This is really not something she can bear, is it?Li Enyan was grabbed by her hand, but she found that her face was actually getting hot, she couldn't help but lowered her head, and silently shook her head to say no.

However, this state was understood by Dou Minjun as dissatisfied with the relationship that had taken place before, so he hesitated for a moment before carefully asking: "Eunyan, do you regret it? I mean... about the relationship between us after I got drunk. what happened in between."

Li Enyan suddenly raised her head and stared at Dou Minjun.

Do Minjun looked at Li Enyan with some helplessness, opened his mouth to explain something, but Li Enyan grabbed the collar, and then heard her say in a vicious voice: "Although I fell ill after having sex, and it seems It's the middle process... I seem to be dizzy at halftime, I don't feel anything, and I don't have a deep impression of what happened. But, what I want to say is, Do Minjoon, you old-fashioned, you know I don’t know, I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time, but you run away every time even after a kiss! Do you know that it’s maddening?”

After saying this, Li Enyan took a deep breath, tried her best to adjust her emotions, and continued: "To be honest, it's actually quite embarrassing to talk about this kind of topic with your boyfriend, especially after the first time, but Dou Min Jun, I know this is not the time to be shy, if you don’t make it clear that you are definitely going to run away, don’t say I’m wrong!”

Dou Minjun's ears were completely red, he really wanted to say something or do something to adjust the atmosphere of the scene, but he really couldn't think of how to comfort his emotional girlfriend because of his inexperience.

However, Li Enyan did not give Du Minjun any chance to ease his emotions. She gave full play to her expertise as a lawyer, without changing her face or heartbeat, and continued: "In view of the first failure experience, I strongly urge you to go online and have a good time. Learn to observe, improve your technical level, and at least let me feel what is real—ahem, have a relationship!"

After speaking, Li Enyan stood up, went into the bathroom without looking back, and then sat on the toilet with her head in her arms...

——Kill her, what did she say, as if she was courting Dou Minjun, oh, Dou Minjun doesn't think she's too slutty, right?

After recovering from the embarrassment, seeing Li Enyan had walked into the bathroom, it was obvious that Do Minjun didn't know that the other party was out of shyness and regret, as a man who wanted to satisfy his girlfriend's requirements as much as possible, he slowly Slowly stood up, took the wallet and walked out of the house silently.

As for the lover's request, especially this kind of request that he actually likes very much deep down in his heart, he will definitely fulfill it!As for the invasion of foreign cells, humans on Earth have already created special methods—although their purposes are different, the essence is to prevent certain cells from entering the other party’s body—but Du Minjun has never bought this type of thing. .

Walking into the supermarket, looking at a special cabinet of this kind of product not far away, Dou Minjun gave a dry cough, did not dare to go closer to observe, and used his clairvoyance ability to carefully read the information on each variety box. Explanation, just looking at it, it was the first time that Du Minjun knew that he was so ignorant, there are so many types of such things and so complicated, he didn't know which one he should buy after reading all the instructions kind!

Considering that this is a problem caused by himself, Do Minjun immediately decided that this kind of thing is for him, that is, men's style, and Eun-yeon cannot be made to work hard in this kind of problem caused by him. What; the next thing is size... taste... bastard, why is there such a thing as shape?Although he is an alien, that kind of place is no different from normal earth men!

Gentle and polite, gentle, knowledgeable, talented, and convincing... Lecturer Do Minjun, for the first time in more than 400 years, has the desire to swear.

Of course, no matter how much he wanted to curse, Du Minjun held back, saw that there was no one in front of the container, walked over immediately, picked up the one he liked, threw it into the shopping box, and quickly took it After covering the two goods that had been prepared, he turned and walked towards the checkout counter.

It was only when he saw the people in front of him putting things in front of the cashier that he suddenly realized how stupid his hidden behavior was.Silently, he turned his head and glanced behind him, and after finding no one, Dou Minjun let out a long sigh of relief.

However, the sky did not come true. When it was finally Du Minjun's turn to pay and he had already placed the first item on the counter, a young couple stood behind him talking and laughing...

By the time he walked out of the supermarket, Du Minjun's ears were as red as tomatoes. Didn't he just buy a safety product?Did the young couple need to discuss him for so long?It's still a matter of size and quantity. He just bought a large box of large ones. Is it necessary to discuss it for so long? ?He has never used this kind of thing before, and he always needs to experiment before he can start practical activities. In this way, at least a few are wasted. The so-called big box actually only has about [-] pieces in it, that's all!

When Do Min Joon finished his embarrassing special purchase and returned home, he saw Li Enyan was already busy in the kitchen, and he smelled a sweet aroma, as if it was the one he drank yesterday. The smell of something that was said to be made from sweet rice made him drunk, and he couldn't help but feel his heart tighten. He threw the shopping bag on the sofa and walked over quickly.

After Du Minjun saw clearly that the thing in the pot was indeed the "Niang Niang", he coughed dryly and said, "Enyan, I think I should not drink this thing, right?"

"I didn't let you drink it!" Li Enyan turned her head and curled her lips, "It's really helpless for a person like you who can get drunk when you drink alcohol. I said that you have a poor capacity for alcohol. I really didn't expect anyone to be as bad as you. point."

Dou Minjun turned his head in embarrassment, and retorted in a low voice: "It's just bad..."

"Isn't it?" Li Enyan shook her head, but seeing Dou Minjun's appearance, she stopped the topic and tried to forget her tough "court" words just now, before continuing: "What do you want to eat tonight?" ? By the way, if you go out, are you going to buy dinner?"

Du Minjun's expression froze for a moment. He did buy three things, but two of them were taken casually. The purpose was to cover up an item that made him feel a little embarrassed, and he devoted himself wholeheartedly to it. For Du Minjun, who was in the process of buying a certain sanitary product, dinner had never entered his mind.

Li Enyan looked at Dou Minjun's strange expression, frowned slightly, reached out and touched his forehead, compared with her own, and said, "You don't have a fever? Why are you reacting so slowly?"

"No, why don't you eat ramen at night?" Dou Minjun asked tentatively, "It should be very comfortable if it's warm?"

Li Enyan had no objection, and gave herself a bowl of cooked fermented rice, "If I drink some fermented glutinous rice, I don't think I'm very hungry, you cook some noodles yourself!" After speaking, Li Enyan walked towards living room.

Do Minjun took out a bag of noodles, sat on a pot of hot water, turned around and saw Li Enyan looking through the shopping bag he threw on the sofa with a curious expression, suddenly became anxious, and moved to Li Enyan in an instant In front of him, he snatched the shopping bag, and explained without silver 300 taels: "There is nothing, really!"

Li Enyan looked at the kitchen, then at Dou Minjun, and asked very calmly: "Although it's the first time I've seen you use it, but there are many sci-fi movies with this ability... usually in emergency situations Do you use it? For example, the teleportation magic in "Harry Potter", no one will move from the kitchen to the living room, right? Dou Minjun, if it is really nothing, you need to use the special teleportation at home skills?"

But when Li Enyan took the bag from Dou Minjun's hand and opened it, she found that there were only a dozen socks and a bath towel inside... After reading it, she looked up at Dou Minjun who was a little at a loss, and finally couldn't help it He shouted: "Du Minjun, are you an idiot? If you only bought this kind of thing, why do you still need to hide it? Are you insulting my IQ with this inconsistent behavior? Besides teleportation, you changed it this time. It's a combo, right?"

Saying that, Li Enyan took out a small ticket from the bag, and waved it in front of Dou Minjun, "Just hide things, don't you know that you need to hide the shopping receipt?" Saying that, Li Enyan opened the small ticket .

Do Minjun, who knew that he was powerless to conceal the truth, lowered his head in confusion.

Then, Li Enyan clearly saw the name of the third item - XXX condom size XL, large box - on the shopping receipt.

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